I woke up today feeling somewhat down in the dumps. I wondered why that was, until I saw this uplifting video put out by the US Military, starring a beautiful woman with male pattern baldness named “Rachel Jones.” The problem had been that Weimerica wasn’t being gay and retarded enough for my liking, and luckily Rachel Jones and the US Military set out to fix that. Hi, I’m major Rachel Jones, and what PRIDE means to me is celebrating that diversity is our strength as a nation, and as an army. Fnally someone said it! Finally someone stood up to … Continue reading US Military: Rachel “Big Girldick Energy” Jones Celebrates Queer Diversity of Colour