You may remember Dr. Goldstein from the Postmates video, which helpfully explained the right foods men who take penises in their anuses should eat to shit on said penises somewhat less often. But Dr. Goldstein isn’t just a smart guy who knows some things, he’ll happily take a knife to your anus himself and make it as supple and tight as the anuses of the children you want to rape. Let’s head on over to his website and hear this genius speak, straight from the source. Well that’s upsetting. Dr. Goldstein can you please explain yourself? Bespoke Surgical: Dr. Evan … Continue reading Elite Proctologist Dr. Goldstein Makes your Chocolate Starfish Right as Rain after the Gay Party