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Electoral Politics

Take a Seat: Madison Cawthorn Gets Primaried by Non-Fag

Daily Mail:

Rep. Madison Cawthorn lost his first re-election bid on Tuesday after serving in Congress for less than two years and racking up a litany of scandals that turned longtime members of his own party against him.

Here’s Madison Cawthorn. He’s said some good things before. He’s also face fucked another man.

No, really. Here’s a censored still from the video.

He’s also done whatever this is.

And he’s had one of his male staff members grab his crotch before, with no resistance from Cawthorn. Below is a still from the video.

Cawthorn was endorsed by Blormph, as well as the Catboi Fuhrer. At least with Blormph he did this before it came out that Cawthorn is a disgusting faggot.

Very TradCath from the Twinkcel crowd.

It’s a big upset for former President Donald Trump, who reasserted his support for Cawthorn in the early hours of Monday morning and implored voters to give him a ‘second chance.’

Oh okay, nevermind. I guess Blormph doubled down on him when he saw that he was a disgusting pervert. So good Blormph, you eat that L.

Cawthorn himself publicly congratulated Edwards shortly before midnight.

‘Congratulations to [Chuck Edwards] on securing the nomination tonight,’ Cawthorn wrote on Twitter.

‘It’s time for the NC-11 GOP to rally behind the Republican ticket to defeat the Democrats’ nominee this November.’ 

I expected Cawthorn to wheel out some attack on Con Inc, but instead he spoke purely in flattering terms of his opponent. You’d think he’d stand and fight, but he just completely rolled over for them.

The wheels really came off his campaign at the end there, and he will no longer be so much as chairing a single senate committee. Then again, facefucking another man isn’t really something you can walk back, even in the best of terms. There’s just no good way to spin that. When it comes to scandals, Cawthorn can hide, but he can’t run. Maybe he’ll come crawling back to the Con Inc plantation and admit he’s a fag, but it’s wheelie hard to suck up to people who’ve been pushing you around and talking behind your back. 

The 26-year-old Republican’s re-election bid was widely seen as one of the most critical tests of Trump’s endorsement strength. Supporters of Cawthorn and the former president hoped Trump’s backing could push him over the line despite a litany of recent public relations crises.

I’m not sure there’s a reaction pic that accurately sums up my schadenfreude at the Trump endorsed candidate losing.

‘No matter what you are facing, when Donald Trump has your back, he has your back until the end,’ the young lawmaker said, vowing to fight on. 

The GOP is doing this weird thing where they’re pretending that Blormph is still relevant in the year 2022. As if people actually give a shit about this fag anymore. 

Another Trump-backed candidate, 26-year-old former college football player Bo Hines, won the state’s 13th Congressional District Republican primary. 

Oh cool, Trump is endorsing guys who are ahead in the polls and then taking credit for their success while doing nothing. While this is a cynical strategy, it’s not terrible for pretending to still have relevance. This reminds me of Juan Fuentes, the Child Saviour of the Brown Race, who is too rock-stupid to get this.

[Forwarded from LAURA LOOMER]
Fox News just basically allowed JD Vance to have a soft ball 10 min segment where he promoted his campaign. 
I thought Fox News didn’t allow candidates to plug their campaigns during “primaries”? 
They are so full of shit and we live in a country where the media and big tech is deciding which candidates are allowed to have exposure and a voice, and which ones aren’t. 
JD Vance attacked Trump for cracking down on immigration from ISIS infested Islamic countries and he said he might even vote for Hilary Clinton. 
JD Vance is the furthest thing from America First.

Great. Let’s see how the Catboi Cocksucking Kingmaker’s lack of endorsement worked out.

“Trump Backed Author.” 

I just can’t help myself but cockslap the manlets back into place on this. Remember when the promise of Manlet First was to be primarying Republicans. And then remember when they literally never did that?

Like, not even one time?

But these tiny little e-fags are too dumb to even shut their mouths and pretend to be backing the guy who will win, like Blormph does, so as to pretend that they’re more relevant than they actually are. 

Imagine being so shitty that you can’t even grift properly.

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International

Sexy GOP Lawmaker Madison Cawthorn calls (((Zelensky))) a Thug and Evil

CTV:

North Carolina Republican Rep. Madison Cawthorn recently called Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky a “thug” and the Ukrainian government “incredibly evil,” criticizing the country and its leader as Russia invades it.

House Rep Madison Cawthorn R-NC

Wow, what a good looking fella. The guy looks like Tom Brady’s more ripped younger brother.

You’d expect a guy who looked like that to be the worst kind of (((Donor-Class))) shill, but he’s out there speaking truth to power. I vaguely remember this guy saying some pro-Israel stuff, so I’m far from endorsing him as a politician, but this is definitely him going off the reservation.

Having said that, it’s a little bit weird how he’s sitting down in all of his pictures. I mean what are the odds of –

Oh. Pretty good then.

Cawthorn’s statements were aligned with former President Donald Trump’s praise of Russian President Vladimir Putin but in sharp contrast to the United States’ broad bipartisan support for Ukraine.

Bipartisan support! Well then it must be good. If something is so important to our privileged class that politicians give up their pretext of fighting each other to rush to openly just do whatever their donors want then the little people are sure to benefit.

“To my colleague in the House, I would push back and say it’s not Ukraine that is invading Russia,” said Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst. “It is Russia invading Ukraine.”

“Like 90% of the country is with Ukrainians and is opposed to Putin,” added South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham. “So when you see a member of Congress say things like this, the one thing I want you to know: they’re outliers.”

Sen Lindsey Graham R-SC

I mean if Lindsey Graham supports something you know it must be true. BTW, please go read our exclusive interview with Graham. You can find that here. Truly, it’s a fascinating window into the mind of a noble and principled leader.

Two North Carolina House Republican candidates running against Cawthorn also blasted his anti-Ukraine sentiments.

Okay I’m starting to piece this together more. Cawthorn is up for re-election. As a result, he has to appeal to the masses, which means attacking the Ukrainian government. Contrary to what constantly online types, even BoomerCons are very skeptical of Zelensky and Ukraine, considering that Hunter Biden getting sweetheart deals with the Ukrainian gov is fresh in their minds. Ukraine is well known for being a corrupt country, with the Guardian themselves calling it the most corrupt country in Europe as recently as 2015.

“I do not understand how anyone in American public office could call Zelensky a ‘thug’ while Ukraine is under such vicious assault,” said Michele Woodhouse.

“Let’s be clear. The thug is Vladimir Putin,” tweeted state Sen. Chuck Edwards. “We must unite as a nation to pray for President Zelensky and the brave people of Ukraine who are fighting for their lives and their freedom. Anything less is counter to everything we stand for in America.”

Michele Woodhouse, congress hopeful

It’s interesting to watch the WMD Liars engaging in bipartisan support to try to deny Cawthorn a spot in congress. Trying their hardest to bring about that media run state that TRS guys talk about.

“Remember that Zelensky is a thug,” said Cawthorn in the video. “Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and it is incredibly evil and it has been pushing woke ideologies.”

I like what I’m hearing. Let me see if he immediately starts walking this back.

Walkback levels: 5/10. I’ve seen far cuckier responses from cuckservatives.

And speaking of that “woke ideology,” above we see a video of (((Zelensky))) angrily “clapping back,” at some little Ukrainian Peasant who dared ask him some question about perverts. Start supporting Zelensky, goy.