Tag: Pride Month

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Canada Child Abuse Clownworld

“Family Friendly” Pervert Show for Children Cancelled after Adolf Hitler Emerges from the Grave and Double Barrel Shotguns them all to Death

CBC:

Organizers of a family-friendly drag show at a Victoria café have cancelled the event after the café owner says staff were inundated with homophobic and transphobic phone calls.

The monthly Sashay Café drag show was scheduled to go ahead this Saturday at Caffe Fantastico. 

Café owner Ryan Taylor said staff received many hateful calls, but one call on Tuesday turned especially aggressive when the caller threatened to “shoot up the place and everyone in it.”

Family Friendly drag show eh? That reminds me of something.

And something else.

What evidence is there that this was a truly family friendly show? Well the CBC and the perverts organizing it said so, bigot.

Taylor said staff had been logging calls, which he said expressed homophobic sentiments and mischaracterized the event as “trying to groom children to be gay.” 

This is from the “sexy summer camp,” aimed at children.

Can you believe these bigots believe that children are going to be getting groomed by boy hungry pedophiles at the family friends child grooming show? What a reedonkulous notion. That would never happen.

The rest of the article is just them whining about being victims. No real evidence is given of anyone being seriously threatened. It’s possible that these creeps got spooked by some threats, but it’s possible that they’re just playing the victim, as always. I can’t say for sure either way.

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Clownworld

I Just Watched the Most Inspirational Intersectional-Environmentalist Tranny Performance Ever

And now you have to as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmsN_JICG-c&ab_channel=TheDailyRake

A few days ago someone forwarded me a link to the Audubon Society’s twitter page promoting whatever this is.

This #PrideMonth, Audubon partnered with drag queen and intersectional environmentalist Pattie Gonia to bring you #BirdsTellUs: The Song of the Meadowlark, a message of hope for the future of our planet as we face climate change—if we choose to listen: bit.ly/3aY6uha

His face looked familiar to me. Turns out he was also the drag weirdo who “starred,” in this commercial where google was trying to sell being a weird pervert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvIirAINgfg&ab_channel=TheDailyRake

I don’t know what the actual product was, but making money is far from the top of Google’s agenda.

It might be easy to focus on the weird bird outfit, his creepy tongue movements, creepy facial ticks, nails on chalkboard gay voice, makeup, obviously male body in a cocktail dress, or any other of the many disturbing things that screencaps alone don’t quite capture. Personally, I can’t get over just how idiotic the script is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmsN_JICG-c&ab_channel=TheDailyRake

Birds tell us. *whispers* birds tell us… that the World is changing. That the climate is changing.

Trannies and global warming. Two fake things teaming up together in the crossover of the century. Maybe someone can get turned into a lampshade or a bar of soap with hair still on it and we’ll complete the trifecta.

That the climate is changing. They sing it OVER us. And around us. In their songs AND in the songs they no longer sing.

Pattie Gonia and the Audubon Society hitting us with a deep message. Who can forget how, since global average temperatures rose 0.15*C in the past thirty years, birds are no longer rocking out to The Beatles, or even The Rolling Stones, but are instead singing gangster rap “music,” the likes of which they would never have considered just ten years ago. What global warming is doing to our avians must be stopped.

Will we choose to listen. Birds tell us. 

There’s a lot of dancing for a while. It is what it is.

Do you know why birds sing just before dawn? People believe it’s to tell each other that they made it through the night. As a way of saying “I’m Still Here.” 

People believe that? Cool, let’s see what actual scientists believe.

Quora (Professor Ken Saladin’s answer):

Birds sing… to tell each other that they made it through the night. As a way of saying I’m Still Here.

Just kidding. What he actually said was.

Singing is a very energy-consuming activity. Therefore it generates a lot of body heat. Songbirds tend to concentrate their most demanding activities in the cooler hours of the day. They need light and good vision to hunt, but they don’t need to be able to see well to sing. So some species (like mockingbirds) begin singing while it’s still dark, begin foraging at first light, and remain relatively quiescent during the hotter part of the day.

But I mean people say something retarded about how birds need to tell the World that they lived through the night, and thus engage in a calorically intensive activity for no particular reason. So let’s go with that and get a dancing tranny to spin around in a bird outfit. It’s fuckin’ pride month, bigot.

Maybe that’s why we sing too. As a way of saying “I made it. I’m Still Here.”

That’s certainly why we here in the AIDS community sing. We’re singing to let everybody know that we survived gay, barely, and we’re ready to hit up the next fuckparty. Just make sure to eat the right foods this ANAL month or you might shit on the dick of the fiftieth guy whose in your ass tonight.

*background* birds birds birds birds biiiirrrrrrddddss tellllllll ussssssss birds birds birds

If we hear them or not, will we choose to listen?

Well not if we don’t hear them in the first place you moron. How is that supposed to work?

Birds tell us there is Something Worth Saving. That hope too is a feathered thing, perched upon the soul.

That’s so beautiful and deep. It was even better in the original poem by Emily Dickinson.

Poetry Foundation:

“Hope” is the thing with feathers –
That perches in the soul –
And sings the tune without the words –
And never stops – at all –

It’s okay that this guy butchered it just like it’s okay that the surgeons butchered his genitalia. In fact, it’s better this way. Now I can pretend to be moved by this performance to get reddit upcummies.

Singing. Never ceasing. Giving wings.

He does this “feminine,” swirl that “erotically,” shows his underwear. I’m not going to screencap that. This bird in the very next frame pretty much sums up my reaction.

Reminding us of something so profound. Be a quiet sound.

We are then “treated,” to a site of this mans face for about five seconds. Then it cuts to him trying, and failing, at more feminine dancing. And then there’s the credits.

Make sure to donate to the Audubon Society if you really love birds and also making sure that creepy perverts have unsupervised access to children.

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Clownworld Pervertism

Here are Some Anus Friendly Foods from Postmates to Help the AIDS Community Avoid a Shitty Accident this Pride

Just when you thought corporations had turned their backs on we in the AIDS Community, they totally redeem themselves. Postmates has a video that is designed for that certain special someone in your life who keeps pooping on dicks at the local fuckparty. I mean it’s hilarious the first time it happens, but we all know how quickly that little prank can get old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peG6OWXNZHM&ab_channel=TheDailyRake

What are you eating this Pride?

If your answer is “Ass,” then keep watching. Postmates knocks this one out of the park.

Well if you’re a top it seems like you can eat whatever you want.

I know right? Us bottoms are just sitting there, watching the tops eat like:

Imagine not having to worry about shitting on a mans dick just because his penis is in your asshole? Bigots might say “WTF, why is his dick in your ass?” But that’s just not a serious option. If you aren’t in adult diapers, you aren’t proud of being gay.

But if you’re a bottom you’re expected to starve? Nawt thissss priiiidddddde!

You’re telling me that I don’t have to choose between starving myself and getting penises rammed into my asshole? Golly gosh darnit, that sounds too good to be true!

We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgical to bring you a menu of bottom-friendly foods backed by Science!

World’s top scientists say that these foods will lower the chance of you shitting on another man’s penis. However, this Austrian Painter has One Weird Trick to never shitting on another man’s penis again.

Faggots hate him!

Insoluble fiber won’t help you feel cute, so avoid things like: Whole Grains, Wheat Bran, Cauliflower, Potatoes, Legumes.

Speaking of cute, I don’t think I could go this entire series without showing you some of my favourite stills. They got all these fruits and vegetables and then dressed them up as homosexuals, and gave them cute high pitched voices.

Wholesome.

The problem with these foods is that they don’t disolve in water which could cause a traaaaafic jaaaaaam in your digestive system, making a mess of your evening.

Speaking of messy, it’s a good idea to avoid dairy.

If imaging the above as blood filled diarrhea coming out of an AIDS patient’s hairy asshole isn’t something that makes you roll your eyes, chuckle, and think to yourself “we’ve all been there,” then you’re not truly proud of being gay. We can all remember that time we ate a delicious milkshake, and the next thing we know we shit all over the dick of the sixth guy we had sex with that night.

#JustGirlyBoyProblems

If you’re going to eat something insoluble, give your body about 24 hours to process all of it. Soluble fibers and protein are the key to having some good, clean fun. These all digest easily and slowly while feeding your good gut bacteria.

Which makes sushi a great bottom-friendly option.

Sushi is definitely my go-to when I’m going to have 10-20 men ramming their penises into me at an all night fuckparty. Having said that, it’s kind of the mainstream bottom’s choice. I’m not saying it’s bad, but there are definitely some indie options available to you that this video doesn’t go into. If you’re curious, you can head on over to ProlapsedAnusesRUs.org, the World’s number one bottom resource.

There’s no right or wrong way to bottom, but if you’re planning on getting peachy this pride, the bottom friendly menu on Postmates has the kinds of foods that could keep you feeling good.

This is true, and it’s something that homophobes often forget. Just because you shit on your fuckparty boyfriends dick doesn’t mean that you bottomed wrong. Some of us like to be clean, some of us are more willing to bloody shit diarrhea all over the random guy’s dick in our asshole.

While I like this video, I do feel that it might stigmatize shitting on dick. That’s a big fetish amongst some in the AIDS community, and it’s sad that they have to fight for representation like this. We all need to be Proud this Pride. Even pedophiles.

At the end of the video they make sure to thank all the trans black folx who got us here. We need to support the Okra project, the same way that they support us educating ourselves so as to not shit on each others dicks quite as often.

Give a shoutout to Dr. Evan Goldstein, Rob Anderson, and Psyop and Barking Owl. I’m not really sure why we transitioned from real names to “Psyop,” but we did and it was courageous, bold, and I love it.

It’s also sad that we live in such hetero-normative times that even Postmates, a revolutionary corporation, has to specify that yes, the Eldritch horrors you were just exposed to were in fact real, and that this is not a parody. Other bigots online have chimed in, but what will they say after Dr. Goldstein gives us all brand spanking new bleached prolapses?

These bigotphobic prudes may console themselves with not having thousands of nasty diseases, but they’ll never have nearly as snazzy an asshole as I currently have after my taxpayer funded anal-reconstruction surgery. Here’s a video of me and my friends toasting to our brand spanking new prolapses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUdsmUbs3s0&ab_channel=KebabRemovalUnit

Suck on that, chodes.