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International

“Legion of the Damned,” When America Sends its Legionnaires, it’s not Sending its Best

Task and Purpose:

LVIV, Ukraine — “Jesus, what a fucked up country,” John said in exasperation at the vagaries of the Polish rail system. John was one of the latest recruits for Ukrainian President Zelensky’s Foreign Legion, bound for the Ukrainian city of Lviv where his recruiter had told him to report. A rail-thin, 20-something from Mobile, Alabama, John had tried the U.S. Army but left halfway through his enlistment due to “medical problems,” he told me. I wondered if his medical problems had resolved sufficiently for him to be fighting the Russians but said nothing. Sporting woodland camouflage, a scraggly goatee, and thick glasses of the style made famous by Jeffrey Dahmer, John seemed to me to be an unlikely candidate. He soon confirmed that impression.

Come on though, isn’t this all a bit rough. Sure soldiers need to carry potentially hundreds of pounds all over the place, but this guy’s being a bit rough on poor on John here. I mean, how bad can it be?

“I wanted to fight, see,” he explained, “But my mom said that I wouldn’t be any good at that. So I figured, they are going to need someone to show them the way.”  

Okay it’s bad. You’ve got a guy who flunked out of the US Military, which is now taking tranny furries I might add, and wanted to fight in Ukraine but his mommy wouldn’t let him.

The Way – it turned out – was not the Way to expel the Russians, but a different kind of Way. John was here to enlist in the Ukrainian Army as a chaplain. I tried to be encouraging but couldn’t deflect an image of John delivering eulogies in broad Alabaman to uncomprehending Ukrainian soldiers as they headed up the line. Sorry about the no-fly zone thing President Zelensky, but we can save the Ukrainian people in other ways. 

It has been absolutely glorious watching the slow imposition of reality on these propagandists. Here we have a guy who himself volunteered for “Ukraine,” where by Ukraine I mean Zelensky, and even he’s taking a big steaming dump all over the entire project.

John, incidentally, was one of the first prospective Legion recruits whom I met, but by all accounts, his story was not unusual. The initial crop of applicants has been a mixed bag – with a swarm of Fantasists for every one candidate with experience in combat. And even combat experience means little in this war – because trading shots with the Taliban or al Qaeda is quite different from crouching in a freezing foxhole being pummeled by artillery fire.  

As others have pointed out, it’s arguable that there are no US soldiers, or ex-soldiers, who have any relevant experience. They’ve gone from a situation where they were fighting against poorly armed peasants in asymmetric warfare, to almost the complete opposite. No air support, no missile support, some artillery, but less than the Russians. And most of the fighting being grueling urban conflict. 

Fighting in Afghanistan for 10 years is probably a lot better than this John fellow flunking out of basic training, but we’ve heard plenty of stories of experienced US troops getting a rude shock as the Russians blow up their barracks with cruise missiles.

Turns out fighting the Taliban doesn’t prepare you for long range missile strikes. Weird. Who knew? Well, other than me and everybody else with a functioning brain.

This soldier thought he was signing up for Iraq/Afghanistan part 2. Getting to go around on patrols instead of just sitting in a trench hoping to live through the next artillery barrage. Or going to bed each night praying to not get hit with the next cruise missile. 

The above story is from about two weeks ago. At the time this guy was getting a lot of shit from the other Redditors. But in recent times even they have become less delusional about (((Zelensky’s))) chances.

Recruits for the Ukrainian Foreign Legion are invited to apply via the Ukrainian embassy in their country of residence. After a cursory initial interview, they are told to head for Ukraine via Warsaw and overland to Lviv in western Ukraine. The route is so well known that it is heavily monitored by the Russians, according to a Ukrainian special forces officer I spoke with. He was worried that they would soon begin targeting recruits before they reached their destination.

Instead they’ve settled for just destroying the barracks they’re sleeping in. It’s very generous of the Ukrainian Government to clump all the little retards together to make it easier for the Russians to destroy with long range missiles.

It’s pretty hilarious to me. I write about 20,000 words thus far on how important it is to hide important things from the enemy in the era of long range missiles. So the Zelensky Regime just outright tells the entire world where everything is. The results, seen above, are eminently predictable.

In their first trial by fire earlier this month, the volunteers were put into a hasty defense north of Kyiv, as the Russians began their onslaught on the towns lying north of the city. After the initial volley of Ukrainian anti-tank missiles had stopped the attackers in their tracks, enemy soldiers spilled out of their armored fighting vehicles about a quarter-mile in front of the volunteers, and into a withering storm of fire that halted the assault. 

Although the Legionnaires helped to halt the attack, their performance that day was uneven — an observation that led the Ukrainians to discharge the surviving members of the initial intake, without any ceremony or official notification.

So the Reddit Dilation Brigade was so garbage that the Ukrainians decided they were better off without them. Why am I not surprised to hear this?

Worse was to come. An unknown number of new recruits were training at a camp near the border when, a strike by Tupolev bombers, carrying Kh 101 cruise missiles, destroyed the camp. The death toll is not yet clear, but Ukrainian officers have told me that it will likely be more than 100.

I mentioned this earlier. Look, none of this makes any sense from a military perspective. Ukraine has a population of 38 million people. They don’t lack meatbags, they just want foreigners to start dying en masse for propaganda purposes. This conflicts with the priorities of the Ukrainian Officers on the ground, who don’t want these useless dipshits losing battles for them.

You see, soldiers aren’t free. They have a certain cost in terms of food and ammunition per head, and need to justify that. Beyond that, soldiers can have negative value through giving your position away, being so unreliable that they don’t impede the enemy, friendly fire, or any number of other reasons. So the Reddit Dilation Force is finding out that actual Ukrainians want nothing to do with them.

With most of its initial intake now discharged, and many from subsequent intakes killed or wounded, the plan to stand up the Ukrainian Foreign Legion program is one part of the Ukrainian war effort that is definitely not going well. 

As stated earlier, the plan never made sense militarily. It was purely for cynical propaganda purposes. Now that NATO has made it clear they aren’t going to LARP like they have the ability to establish a No Fly Zone, military considerations have taken over. That means no flabby dipshit soldier LARPers from Reddit.

John was having none of this. “Yeah, well they gonna need someone to administer to them,” he insisted, before shouting again in frustration at the Poles. “Can’t wait to get out of this shitty country.” I wanted to remind him that the place where he was going was considerably shittier but thought it churlish to do so.

John, artists interpretation.

John’s brighter than he looks. Those Ukrainian Soldiers are going to need many holy men to see them off to heaven. At least they won’t see Zelensky where they’re headed.

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International

Russian Chess Prodigy Sergei Karjakin Banned by FIDE from all Tournaments

This is getting ridiculous.

Chess 24:

Controversial former world title challenger Sergey Karjakin, who sparked widespread criticism for his support of Russia’s war in Ukraine, has been banned from all chess competitions by FIDE, it was announced today.

The Crimea-born Grandmaster, who switched from representing Ukraine to Russia in 2009, now faces being stripped of his place in the upcoming Candidates Tournament in June. The 6-month ban is due to run until Wednesday, September 21.

And now we await the inevitable groveling apology. It’s a shame that no one ever –

Karjakin issued a statement in response on Telegram saying the decision was “shameful” and that he has no regrets over his actions. Karjakin was also quoted by Russia’s TASS news agency saying he won’t appeal FIDE’s ruling.

I like that Mr. Karjakin. As always, it is important to understand that when you are facing persecution like this, you are the victim. The only thing to do is to go on the defensive, which Karjakin does in the telegram post linked in the piece.

Okay it’s not so obvious at first glance, but the top post translates to.

RussiaFriendly, thank you very much for your support! The results of the vote are unequivocal – we must act! 👍👍👍 But, of course, any idea, even the most good one, can crash against the global political situation, bureaucracy, lack of funding, and so on. I will do my best to promote my idea. My task is to create a full-fledged international organization. The task is to create a structure that will hold tournaments around the world. First of all, in the interests of Russian chess players and chess players. In any case, I hope that I can be useful for the development of chess. Once again, thanks for the support!

The next one says:

To paraphrase Anton Pavlovich Chekhov: If a person does not drink and does not play chess, you can’t help but wonder if he is a bastard. P.S. Friends, don’t take it seriously. I didn’t want to offend anyone!

Okay that doesn’t really have much to do with anything. However his next post is more to the point.

The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine officially posted footage from the game Arma3 as confirmation of the workshop of the air defense in the Kherson region.

This happened on February 24th, early on in the conflict. Except that it also happened again just yesterday.

An official Ukrainian Government twitter account published footage from Arma3 of some helicopters being shot down. 

 I understood that there was such a danger [of disqualification], but I believe that I am first and foremost a citizen and patriot of my country, and I say this without any boasting. If such a situation arose again, I would not keep my mouth shut, but again I would write such a letter. I do not regret a bit what I did. Choosing between supporting my country and participating in the Candidates Tournament, I would always choose the first one.”

Amazing isn’t it. Someone takes a stand for what’s right and suffers personal consequences for it. Then they double down on this despite a histrionic and malicious double standard put upon them by Globo Homo Schlomo. It is, dare I say…

Stunning and Brave.

Karjakin had already been shunned by several top events. Organisers from both Norway Chess and the London Chess Classic told chess24 that the Russian is no longer welcome at their tournaments.

The current world No.18 has also been banned by the Grand Chess Tour and from Chess.com tournaments over his stance on Ukraine.

Now, after a unanimous decision, Karjakin has been found guilty of breaching the Code of Ethics of the game’s highest authority, FIDE.

Of course I’m sure Israeli players who proudly support Israel, a country that murders goy children when they feel like stealing their land, will not be held to this standard. O held to any standard at all. FIDE already prevents Iranian players, such as Alireza Firouja, almost certainly the greatest young talent, from competing under their Iranian Flag.

Chess-wise, Karjakin is an interesting case. He’s still the youngest Grandmaster ever, with an age of just 12 years and 7 months, and was known even as a child for having an impossibly sharp mind for chess. At the age of 21, after steady progression, he reached the rank of world No 4, with a rating of 2788. Then he stayed at that rating or lower for the next decade, although he did manage to win the Candidates and play against Carlsen for the World Championship, which ended in tiebreaks, with Carlsen winning.

Karjakin is the greatest chess prodigy ever, but not the greatest player ever. It’s possible that he simply matured a bit early, and peaking at almost 2800 is certainly nothing to be ashamed of. But you never know the personal motivational factors. Karjakin is known to be something of an oddball. Not in a bad way, but the guy is probably somewhere on the Autism Spectrum, based on my armchair medical analysis.

He mentioned above creating an alternative chess league. It’s entirely possible, especially if Putin provides some small amount of financial rewards for doing so. Of the 36 players in the world with ratings about 2700, 11 of them are Russians. One is the jew Nepomniatchtchi, so call it 10. There are also 255 Russian grandmasters. Especially if they can get China on board, a country with about half the top tier chess talent, they can really get something going.

All I can tell you is what I’d do, not what’s going to actually happen.

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International

The Atlantic: “Ukraine is Winning”

I’ve said before that the propaganda from the typical outlets has switched from “here’s how Ukraine can still win,” to “despair, all is lost, but Putin Bad and something something economy in shambles.” Well apparently the Atlantic is tired of all this reality intruding into political discourse and they’ve taken it upon themselves to stop that.

The Atlantic:

Why Can’t the West Admit That Ukraine Is Winning?

America has become too accustomed to thinking of its side as stymied, ineffective, or incompetent.

I’m sorry, I may have to sit down to really take this one in. Let’s see who wrote this piece, shall we?

Oh okay, Cohen. Tell us more about how (((Zelensky))) is whining about not having a no fly zone for no reason, seeing as how he’s winning and all that.

When I visited iraq during the 2007 surge, I discovered that the conventional wisdom in Washington usually lagged the view from the field by two to four weeks. Something similar applies today. Analysts and commentators have grudgingly declared that the Russian invasion of Ukraine has been blocked, and that the war is stalemated. The more likely truth is that the Ukrainians are winning.

I mean sure, the Ukrainians have no more airforce, their armies are being encircled, and even the BBC is fact-checking their laughable claims of 15,000+ dead Russian soldiers. But they’re actually winning, somehow.

At the same time, there are few analysts of the Ukrainian military—a rather more esoteric specialty—and thus the West has tended to ignore the progress Ukraine has made since 2014, thanks to hard-won experience and extensive training by the United States, Great Britain, and Canada. The Ukrainian military has proved not only motivated and well led but also tactically skilled, integrating light infantry with anti-tank weapons, drones, and artillery fire to repeatedly defeat much larger Russian military formations. The Ukrainians are not merely defending their strong points in urban areas but maneuvering from and between them, following the Clausewitzian dictum that the best defense is a shield of well-directed blows.

No, the reason Russia isn’t “making progress”, with no serious disrespect to the many who have died in this conflict, is that the Russians can simply sit back and do nothing. That’s the point of an encirclement. You trap them in there. 

I swear to god if one of these dipshits went back to medieval times and saw a siege, they’d be bloviating about how the “offensive ground to a halt,” or some other retarded shit. And if there was a halfhearted probing attack on the gates, they’d be going on about how the “tide is turning.” 

Discredited Neocon and author of the piece Eliot A. Cohen.

The West’s biggest obstacle to accepting success, though, is that we have become accustomed over the past 20 years to think of our side as being stymied, ineffective, or incompetent. It is time to get beyond that, and consider the facts that we can see.

If we only believe, with the power of love and frienship, that Zelensky is winning then he must be winning.

The evidence that Ukraine is winning this war is abundant, if one only looks closely at the available data.

Please Cohen, educate me.

The absence of Russian progress on the front lines is just half the picture, obscured though it is by maps showing big red blobs, which reflect not what the Russians control but the areas through which they have driven.

Yes Cohen. The Russians just did pleasure cruises in Ferraris in the Red Areas. Ukraine totally controls them now. This is what “looking at the data,” means for high IQ reality based people. 

If it was two days before the fall of France, Cohen here would be saying that the Germans don’t control the areas in Eastern France, they just drove through them.

The failure of almost all of Russia’s airborne assaults, its inability to destroy the Ukrainian air force and air-defense system, and the weeks-long paralysis of the 40-mile supply column north of Kyiv are suggestive.

Yes who could forget that weeks long 40 mile supply convoy traffic jam, that showed how totally impotent the Ukrainian military is to blow up the most vulnerable targets ever. And who could forget the Russian’s failure to destroy the Ukrainian Air Force. After all, how else would the Ghost of Kiev get 10 kills in a single day.

Russian losses are staggering—between 7,000 and 14,000 soldiers dead, depending on your source, which implies (using a low-end rule of thumb about the ratios of such things) a minimum of nearly 30,000 taken off the battlefield by wounds, capture, or disappearance.

It implies that Zelensky is full of shit. The Russians have a number of less than 500, which the BBC all but confirmed.

Such a total would represent at least 15 percent of the entire invading force, enough to render most units combat ineffective.

Which is yet more reason to think those numbers are bullshit.

And there is no reason to think that the rate of loss is abating—in fact, Western intelligence agencies are briefing unsustainable Russian casualty rates of a thousand a day.

If Western Intelligence Agencies have taken a break from lying us into wars to lie about Russian casualty rates then I guess Putin is mere seconds away from losing Moscow.

But what am I saying. By all means, we should be meming the Ukrainians winning so we get more delicious Reddit Dilation Force Brigade tears.

Imagine a group of people so retarded that even other Redditors are making fun of them as they get slaughtered. Well, you don’t have to imagine anymore. 

But no, by all means, die for George Soros, goy.

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JQ

Wicked Witch of the West Wing Madeline Albright Finally Croaks.

The Associated Press:

Madeleine Albright, a child refugee from Nazi- and then Soviet-dominated Eastern Europe who rose to become the first female U.S. secretary of state and a mentor to many current and former American statesmen and women, died Wednesday of cancer, her family said. She was 84.

A lifelong Democrat who nonetheless worked to bring Republicans into her orbit, Albright was chosen in 1996 by U.S. President Bill Clinton to be America’s top diplomat, elevating her from U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, where she had been only the second woman to hold that job.

Translation: The US is a one party state. (((Albright))) was super anti-White, but also a bloodthirsty kikess, so everything she did got bipartisan support.

“We have lost a loving mother, grandmother, sister, aunt and friend,” her family said in a statement.

-said the family whose son never came home from Iraq. You know, that war that this disgusting jew lied us into.

Thanks Madeline, very cool. 

U.S. President Joe Biden said, “America had no more committed champion of democracy and human rights than Secretary Albright, who knew personally and wrote powerfully of the perils of autocracy.”

“When I think of Madeleine,” Biden added, “I will always remember her fervent faith that ‘America is the indispensable nation.”‘

Madeline Albright was a champion of democracy, where democracy in this case doesn’t mean Democracy, as in the rule of the people, but rather a system of tightly controlled elections between political oligopolies that casts the smidgeon of legitimacy over an entirely anti-Democratic process. Ms. Albright was a big fan of that. It’s biggest champion.

“Because she knew firsthand that America’s policy decisions had the power to make a difference in people’s lives around the world, she saw her jobs as both an obligation and an opportunity,” Clinton wrote. “And through it all, even until our last conversation just two weeks ago, she never lost her great sense of humour or her determination to go out with her boots on, supporting Ukraine in its fight to preserve freedom and democracy.”

BAGHDAD, IRAQ – SEPTEMBER 12: (NOTE TO EDITOR : GRAPHIC CONTENT) : An Iraqi man despairs as he looks at dead civilians in the street on September 12, 2004 in Haifa Street, Baghdad, Iraq. Fighting broke out in the early hours of September 12, 2004 as explosions shook the centre of Baghdad with U.S. helicopters opening fire at targets in the area and a U.S. armoured vehicle was seen on fire. Over 20 people were killed and 48 injured in a day of heavy fighting more than two months since the handover of power in Iraq. (Photo by Ghaith Abdul-Ahad/Getty Images)

I kept the original caption for this picture so you could understand that this is in fact, murdered Iraqis. Madeline Albright did indeed know the power that the American Government has to “affect the lives of people around the globe.” That’s why she loved nothing more than exploiting the US military to go and murder the goyim for the racial interests of jews in the Middle East.

Murdered US Soldier.

Here’s a murdered US Soldier, also from Iraq. Did he get this eulogy? Of course not. He was just a worthless little goy-peasant. He wasn’t one of gods chosen people. So if he died in service to jews he and his family should be honoured. 

The highly popular former Chief Rabbi of Israel.

n one of her last public appearances, Albright was among those to eulogize the man who succeeded her as U.S. secretary of state, Colin Powell.

“His virtues were Homeric — honesty, loyalty, dignity and an unshakeable commitment to his calling and his word,” Albright said at a ceremony for Powell on Nov. 5 in Washington.

Years earlier, she once exclaimed to Powell, then the chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff: “What’s the point of having this superb military you’re always talking about if we can’t use it?”

Iraq road movie. 2003
Welcome to spring breack Iraq.
Us Marines going north on their way to Baghdad.Marines fighting their way into the outskirts of Baghdad to take the key Nahrdiyalah bridge leading to the center of Baghdad. Incoming Iraqi artillery fire kill2 marines wounded 4.
Iraq April 7 2003.

It might shock you to find out that when Madeline Albright wasn’t planning the mass murder of goyim, she was also pushing anti-social and anti-White garbage on the general public as a committed feminist. Then again, it might not shock you. If you’re wondering how someone can be so truly evil and disgusting in every way, Madeline herself has the answer.

Yes, (((indeed))).

As America’s top diplomat, Albright made limited progress at first in trying to expand the 1993 Oslo Accords that established the principle of self-rule for the Palestinians on the West Bank and in Gaza. But in 1998, she played a leading role in formulating the Wye Accords that turned over control of about 40 per cent of the West Bank to the Palestinians.

She also spearheaded an ill-fated effort to negotiate a 2000 peace deal between Israel and Syria. 

First of all, that deal that “turned over 40% of West Bank land to the Palestinians,” should have been written as “allowed Israelis to steal 60% of the West Bank.” Albright is one of the greatest examples of electoral politics being entirely fake. You elect Democrats, and they absolutely refuse to do socialist healthcare, student load cancellation, end foreign wars, or give even the world’s tiniest “no” to Israel. But they will do tons of anti-White stuff and pervert shit. Then again, so will the Republicans.

She’s finally dead. Press S to spit.

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Enemy Propaganda

CBC Does World’s Dumbest “I’m not mad, you’re mad” over (((Ukraine))) Getting Curbstomped by Vlad the Bad

I’m taking a bit of a break from covering fighter planes and focusing once again on run of the mill day to day news. I’ll get back to fighter planes by tomorrow. And besides, with the Russia-Ukraine war, and the absurd propaganda surrounding it, I feel like I never left. After all, I saw this absurdity in the CBC today, entitled,

CBC:

Putin’s army is stumbling in Ukraine. Did the West get Russia’s war machine wrong?

The Russians have encircled every single city they’ve bothered to care about. The CBC itself is talking about (((Zelensky))) being a hero because he admits how absolutely destroyed his puppet government is getting, and NATO has admitted that they’re too weak to even try enforcing a No-Fly Zone

How will Putin ever recover?

Russia’s road to victory in Ukraine has been blocked by angry civilians, its broken-down tanks dragged off (and mocked) by farmers in tractors, its soldiers targeted by surprisingly successful Ukrainian resistance.

Hey everybody, (((Ukraine))) is winning because some tanks were abandoned. Nevermind that Russian Military Doctrine has always been to simply abandon tanks that run out of fuel, if resupply is not forthcoming. No, instead, a few Russian tanks being abandoned means that actually the Ukrainians are almost within site of Moscow.

But one month into the invasion, it seems Russia’s worst enemies have been its own: overconfidence and under-preparedness.

I’m sorry, where have I heard that before?

Listening to the WMD Liars sure is something, isn’t it? I am routinely amazed by how utterly full of shit these people are.

“He was led to believe that the Ukrainians would fold immediately,” said Saideman, adding he suspects no one dared tell him Russian forces wouldn’t prevail. “It’s very difficult for authoritarian regimes to assess themselves because there’s a culture of lying and a lack of accountability because there are serious consequences to disappointing Putin.”

Who can forget how Putin’s “culture of lying,” dragged us into the Iraq War.

For Russia, equipment has been a challenge. Tanks and trucks have broken down, apparently from poor maintenance. And the logistics of resupplying its force has been “absolutely terrible,” said Fox.

Stalled convoys, like the one which stretched for more than 60 kilometres outside Kyiv for more than a week, have been left especially vulnerable to ambushes. 

Aerial shot of 40 mile Russian supply convoy outside of Kiev.

That the Russians had a 40 mile long traffic jam full of extremely important materials, which went entirely unharmed, only showed how utterly dominant their military really is. Could Zelensky’s army have a 70km long chain of valuable goods just chilling in once place without getting utterly destroyed?

No, of course not. These people can’t even protect their airfields from any number of different attacks.

The true story of this conflict has been the sheer delusional incompetence from the Ukrainian Government, probably stemming from their occupiers being far more interested in looting and thieving from the Ukrainian People as opposed to building up any sort of moderately competent military. You shouldn’t need missiles to destroy that, just about anything will do. Infantry with rifles or mortars, artillery, small bombs, or of course, simply controlling the area around the trucks with your military. 

And yet, the Russian Convoy was allowed to remain in a weeks long traffic jam utterly unscathed. Somehow, these propagandists turn “Russia is so utterly dominant that their logistical problems are hurting them more than the Ukrainian Military,” into “Some trucks got stuck in a traffic jam. Ukraine is totally winning guyz.”

But of course, there is an actual purpose to them trying to delude the soyim into believing that the Ukraine military isn’t being systematically dismantled.

Many fear that out of desperation, Putin may turn to more drastic measures. He already has, killing civilians with imprecise bombing when his forces can’t defeat military targets in shattered cities like Mariupol. 

The Russian Army has captured every strategic objective it cares to capture. They will soon hold Kiev. Apparently when everything goes his way Putin gets desperate and resorts to inhumane measures.

An escalation to far more horrific nuclear alternatives is also feared, A “bone-chilling development” U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said is “within the realm of possibility”.

Chemical weapons would be even likelier “if [Russian forces] encounter serious resistance in cities like Kyiv,” said Fox. This approach would be used to demoralize the population, as well as causing massive casualties.

Get ready for some false flag Chemical Attacks in the upcoming days as ZOG throws its last Hail Mary.

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Clownworld

Indian CEO Does Sexism at Resort

Apparently this guy told a bunch of wahmens to go clean some rooms and do some dishes. Normally that’d be hilarious, but in this case I’m not so sure. It could go either way.

CBC:

A B.C. resort executive who made a blatantly sexist comment during a supposed tribute to women at an industry conference has apologized and resigned from multiple boards, but some who were in the audience say there’s still a much bigger problem to tackle.

I’m getting this weird premonition that everyone in this story is going to be entirely insufferable.

According to people who attended the conference, Sharma asked the women in the room to stand in honour of International Women’s Day, but then after a round of applause told them to “go clean some rooms and do some dishes.”

Well he’s off to a good start, let’s see if he ruins this by cucking.

Trina Notman, vice-president of marketing and communications for Accent Hotels and Hotel Zed, was in the audience, and remembers hearing a collective groan at that remark.

“It was shocking. It was embarrassing — he was literally laughing at us. It felt terrible,” she told CBC News.

Vivek, all you have to do is not apologize and I’ll be in your corner. All you have to do is not say sorry to these insufferable twats. Please Vivek, all I’m asking you –

Notman said Sharma later apologized from the stage in response to the audience reaction.

Why Vivek, why? All you had to do was say nothing.

Six days later, Sharma issued a public apology.

Vivek Sharma is going to proceed to show everyone the exact precise wrong thing to do when you have these insufferable twats after you.

He said sorry in a statement released by the B.C. Hotel Association on Tuesday, saying he “deeply” regretted his “insensitive and inappropriate comments.”

Yes yes, very good Vivek. Legitimize their attacks on you by apologizing.

“Not only did my words cause distress for several women in the audience but I also offended many other delegates,” he said.

Yes this pleases me Vivek. Humiliate yourself at the feet of the Catlady Brigade.

Sharma announced he was resigning from his positions on the boards of the Tourism Industry Association of B.C. (TIABC) and the B.C. Hotel Association (BCHA).

Oh YES! Resign just after apologizing, permanently legitimizing their attacks on you, and making your groveling humiliation all for naught. Vivek if only you could have said “harder daddy,” that would have been absolute cuck perfection.

Ingrid Jarrett, the president and CEO of the BCHA, said Sharma offered to resign from the boards immediately after his remarks.

An entire career, ready to be thrown away in a second. Vivek, you are truly the perfect example of what not to do. Is everyone taking notes. Make sure you don’t do any of this.

But Notman says that doesn’t change the lingering issues of inequality within the hospitality and tourism industry, including pay gaps, lack of representation in leadership roles and discriminatory attitudes that affect women and people from other underrepresented groups.

CBC Propagandist Catherine Tait.

I think it’s more productive to show you who the CBC propagandists really are, like Catherine Tait, pictured above. She didn’t write this article. Instead this was done by one Bethany Lindsay, a catlady who literally has pictures of her cat in her twatter bio.

Don’t believe me? Here are the last six pictures uploaded on her twitter account.

Four out of six are cat pics. The other is celebrity garbage. These are the people criticizing you at the CBC.

In his apology, Sharma said he would use this experience as an opportunity to learn about how to make the industry a “safer place” for women and other underrepresented groups.

“As much as my actions caused harm, industry leaders like me have the opportunity to make amends if given the chance,” Sharma said.

“Leaders like me,” Sharma, you don’t have a job anymore because you cucked too hard. What exactly are you supposed to be leading at this point, the unemployment line?

Also, why is he holding a hammer in this picture?

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Military

PSA: Modern Fighter Planes are Jokes, Part 3: All Militaries are Limited by Fuel

For the first entry in this series, which covered the trivial ease with which modern fighters, especially the US ones, can be destroyed on the ground, go here.

In our last entry I pointed out the severe limitations brought about by the F-18 Shitty Hornets consooming 20,000 lbs of fuel every hour that they fly. Were they to fly each plane just 5 times per day, far from excessive during a war, their aircraft carriers would be entirely out of fuel after just four days.

This would necessitate the AC turning around and heading back across the Pacific/Atlantic bone dry to refuel, or somehow bringing 21 million pounds of aviation fuel across the Atlantic/Pacific for each aircraft carrier every four days. I brought up the serious impracticalities with that, and myriad of ways that could go wrong. However, it is theoretically possible, if all goes right, to be bringing these AC’s another 21 million pounds of fuel every four days if all goes right.

Or is it?

How much fuel is there in the world? Well estimations of the barrels of oil available tend to be entirely unreliable. As you might expect, according to some environmentalists we have been 15 years from no more oil for the past 100 years. Doomsday predictions by purple haired Bloomberg Golems are somewhat irrelevant for these purposes, becase we’re not so concerned with how much oil exists, but rather how much is currently being produced, as measured in barrels and, ultimately, pounds of fuel.

As of today, the entire world combined produces about 88 million barrels of oil per day. About 16.5 million of those are from the US, with Russia producing about 11 million. Canada, as the world’s fourth largest oil producer, just a smidge ahead of Iraq, is at about 4.2 million. You can get about 250lbs of fuel from a barrel of oil, with the rest being turned into plastics and other products. Let’s go ahead and treat all fuel as totally interchangeable, which is close enough to the truth anyway. That means that there is roughly 22 billion pounds of fuel produced, and theoretically consumed, in the entire world in one day. The US produces 4.125B lbs per day, with Russia at about 2.75B lbs. For Canada the math becomes quite easy, as we produce almost exactly 1 billion pounds of fuel per day.

We’re going to wave a wand, and assume that we have perfect ability to refine these fuels. Most oil exporters do not, since it is not economical to refine fuel and then ship it, as opposed to simply shipping the crude oil. We will also wave a wand, and assume that the fuel can simply teleport into the vehicles we need it to be in. Even if we assume both of those things to be true, what is the maximum size of our air superiority fleet?

Rafale with conformal fuel tanks, so it can consume even more precious fuel.

Let’s start off by pretending that every single drop of fuel the entire nation produces goes directly into fighter planes, and nothing else. Canada, producing 1 billion lbs of fuel per day makes the calculation easiest. I rounded off the “Super” Hornet’s fuel consumption per sortie, between internal fuel, drop tanks, and occasional mid-air refueling, to about 20,000 lbs. The US F-35, F-22, and Russian SU-35 all have even worse fuel consuption. Fuel consumption numbers for the French Rafale, the Swedish Gripen, and the English/German Eurofighter are all comparable, albeit slightly lower. 20,000 lbs per sortie should be considered a fairly standard number for modern fighters planes, unfortunately.

At 1 billion lbs of fuel produced per day, we can have 50,000 sorties of our imaginary fighter plane, at 20,000 lbs of fuel consumed per sortie. Considering that each of these missions lasts about an hour, we get just 50,000 hours of fighters in the air, at the expense of the entire nations fuel supply.

But of course, if every drop of fuel went into fighter planes we wouldn’t have the vehicles we need to drill the oil working properly. Or transport the oil/fuel in the absence of pipelines. Or operate our Warhammer 40k equipment cleverly disguised as mining equipment, which we’ll need for manufacturing.

Actual mining equipment. Or is it…

To say nothing of all the other military vehicles we operate that all run on fuel. Aircraft carriers and nuclear submarines have nuclear engines, but everything else guzzles gas. Even if we banned civilians from operating cars, and spent the barest amount of fuel possible maintaining barebones civilian infrastructure, such as transportation of basic necessities and power generation, we still have a huge fuel drain just keeping our civilian population alive.

The A380 can consume over 500,000 lbs of fuel in about 15 hours. Shut down during wartime, for multiple reasons even beyond fuel consumption.

Fuel destroying machines like the A380, like all civilian airliners, would of course not be running. We wouldn’t even need to shut them down, as the airliners would stop operating in a warzone through their own volition. But not all civilian infrastructure the uses fuel can be shut down, so what numbers are we talking about here?

 

The number we are looking for is the barebones fuel consumption of the civilian sector in a wartime economy. Sadly, this information does not exist online in any sort of reasonable format. According to the US Energy Information Administration, 28% of fuel consumption is industrial, with 66% being used for transportation, with the remaining 6% being used in a variety of ways. Not all industrial processes are relevant militarily, but not all transportation is people doing pleasure cruises in their ferarris. Figuring out how precisely how much of each we can shut down is an impossible task with the current information I have. However, we can make some crude guesses.

Fossil Fuel:

During the Cold War, which lasted from the 1950s through the 1980s, energy researchers estimate that military operations accounted for only about five percent of primary energy consumption in the Soviet Union and the United States (Pirani, 2018). However, during periods of increased armed conflicts around the world, the same researchers estimate that military-related primary energy consumption in the U.S. climbs to about 15 to 20 percent (Pirani, 2018). Moreover, when looking purely at jet fuel consumption during any given year, nearly one quarter of all global jet fuel consumption is utilized for defense and military purposes (Brown et al, 1991).

If you’re wondering why I didn’t bold that last part, about civilians using 75% of jet fuel which could all go to military vehicles, it’s because it’s irrelevant. Refineries do not have to turn a single barrel of oil into a precise amount of final products. There is no set percentage of Jet A fuel in a barrel of oil, as fundamentally inseperable from diesel fuel. And that’s a good thing, because if there wasn’t, our air force would be even more crippled. Instead we’re going to look at fuel as interchangeable, which, if we control refinement, for all intents and purposes it is. 

This is the average, not what happens with literally every single barrel.

Currently the US Military consumes around 5% of total US fuel consumption. During wartimes, this has increased up to 20%. However, I’ll be as charitable as possible, and say that in WW3 extreme fuel saving measures can be put on the populace, and the military’s share of fuel consumption can rise to 50% of the total nations output. I’m not sure it was even that high during WW2, but I’m trying to undersell my case here.

C5 Globemaster. ~350,000 lbs internal fuel.

That 50% of fuel must be shared between all military vehicles, such as the C5 Globemaster cargo plane, which consumes 350,000 lbs of fuel in about 12 hours. Arguably these plane is going to get destroyed by missile strikes while on the ground, and is therefore irrelevant. However, if destroyed that actually increases the fuel consumption of the rest of our logistical vehicles, which must pick up the slack. And it is less fuel economical to transport the 280,000 lbs maximum cargo payload of the C5 through a variety of smaller transports.

Such as the C-130.

This is especially true for practical reasons. The C5 has a range of over 12,000 km’s, allowing it to fly around the world. The C-130, pictured above, has a range of little more than 3,000 km’s, making it incapable of flying from one side of North America to the other. And it’s entirely possible that the C-130, despite having some very minimal STOL and rough airfield performance, requires airbases that are too vulnerable to long range strikes to operate. In that case, we have to shift down to an even more inefficient system using smaller and smaller STOL planes. Or some combination of land and sea transports.

Army tanker truck.

There are many ways to transport the items our military needs, from fuel, to people, to equipment. There are many practical limitations to all of them, but they all need fuel, and quite a lot of fuel. And that’s just our transports. This is to say nothing of all the other fighting vehicles we have.

Please sir, may I have another 2,000 lbs of fuel every 24 hours? And for all my buddies?

Calculating the fuel consumption of army fighting vehicles is quite difficult. The tanks, pictured above, can easily consume their internal tanks many times over per day. However, they can also just chill without turning the engine on for weeks. They can be effective in a limited area with wildly varying fuel consumption numbers. That’s actually a very underappreciated aspect of land vehicles, and infantry. They’re very good at being in an area for a very long time without massive logistical requirements, but still accomplishing things.

In any case, calculating fuel consumption for aircraft is almost always far easier.

Chinook heli.

And don’t even get me started on helicopter fuel consumption. Not having wings means that helis must generate their weight in thrust as they fly. As a result, they have terrible ranges and payloads, despite consuming disgusting amounts of fuel. The Chinook, pictured above, can carry about 40 troops, or 20,000 lbs in goods, to a maximum combat range of ~350 km. It has about 7,000 lbs of internal fuel, which it consumes in about two to three hours.

Transfer 40 troops by heli just 300 kilometers and you’re looking at a bill for 7,000 lbs of fuel.

E-2 Hawkeye.

The E-2 Hawkeye, pictured above, is a relatively small AWACS. And it has two 5,000 hp turboprops, which are far more efficient than turbojet engines. Even still, for an endurance of just over 6 hours with maximum fuel, it consumes just over 12,000 lbs of fuel. And you’re going to need lots of these in the air to work in conjunction with your fighters patrolling the skies, as well as looking for surface ships.

Speaking of which, yeah, they consume a fuckload of fuel as well. The AC’s run on nuclear plants, but these retarded things don’t.

That’s the Zumwalt “destroyer,” a $4.3B ship that can’t actually do anything but pretends to be a thing because of “stealth.” It has two 50,000 hp turbines that produce its thrust. So yes, it doesn’t do anything, but in exchange it consumes plenty of precious fuel.

And not even all of the aircraft carriers have nuclear propulsion. Above is the WASP Class, which is a helicopter carrier. It has two 70,000 hp turbines guzzling fuel, as well as an entire fleet of helis. I can’t find the fuel consumption rates of these ships, or the fleet of aircraft they operate. But needless to say, it’s not pretty.

Note the text. This is just combat vehicles.

The list of military vehicles, with just the combat vehicles pictured above, is quite long. All but the aircraft carriers and the nuclear submarines require fuel. And as mentioned earlier, all the planes on the aircraft carrier need good old fashioned fuel. So what percentage of our military’s fuel, which is already crippling civilian quality of life in order to consume 50% of the nations fuel supply, can be dedicated just to fighter planes? 1%? 5%? 10%? Let’s go ahead and propose the proposterous notion that an entire 20% of the military’s fuel supply can go into fighter planes, and nothing but fighter planes.

The other 80% of our fuel has to be shared between AWACS, trucks, cargo planes, our entire surface navy, anti-sub planes, land fighting vehicles, you name it. They all have to share the other 80%. At 20% of the military fuel consumption, and therefore 10% of the entire nations fuel consumption, a number that is laughably optimistic, how many sorties per day can we get with our fighter plane, at 20,000 lbs of fuel per sortie?

Answer: Just 5,000.

And BTW, I actually cheated, because I just assumed that bombers, which are incredibly fuel hungry, are being entirely replaced by long range missiles. To even get to a number that is probably way too high, we are already cutting out entire classes of vehicles. And in return, we still only get just 5,000 sorties/day for Canada, the world’s fourth largest oil producer.

The US isn’t much better, at about 21,000 sorties/day. Russia is at around 13-14k per day. Your world superpowers everyone.

Do you know how many fighter planes the US had in WW2? 60,000. And this wasn’t particularly unique. The Germans had over 35,000 BF-109’s alone, plus over 20,000 FW-190’s. The Soviets produced over 30,000 Yak-3’s. The list goes on. If WW2 fighter planes consumed the atrocious amount of fuel that the modern blimps do, the US military would have been able to fly each fighter just once every three days.

Nowadays they have less than 3,000. And Russia and China combined have just barely more than 3,000. Using our heavily optimistic estimations, the US and Russian militaries might actually be limited by the hilariously tiny size of their fighter fleets, even before they start running into fuel consumption issues. This is of course, simply coping with the fuel limitation by just not having a large fleet in the first place. It’s like this weird thing where you destroy your own fighter fleet before the enemy does and then declare yourself a winner.

Having more fighters that are relatively unused in peacetime is practical for a variety of reasons, not the least of which that if half of them get destroyed on the ground or otherwise at the start of a war it’s not so bad, since you have more than you needed anyway. In other words, the US/Russian Military’s actually have enough fuel for the fighters that they have, they just accomplished that by having fleets that are literally 1/20th the size they were in WW2.

All militaries are limited by fuel. The USAF simply copes with this by having a tiny fleet of fighters, as opposed to a large fleet that is starved for fuel. The Russian/Chinese/Canadian/Whomever military is no better in this regard. They’ve all coped for the fact that their fighter planes consume hilariously absurd amounts of fuel by simply… having a tiny airforce. A tiny airforce that, I might add, needs to take off and land from pristine airbases that will be getting destroyed in the first hour of WW3.

Less true for the Russians, who made sacrifices in terms of rugged landing gear that enable them to takeoff and land from rough fields.

But even if the airbases were magically shielded from missile strikes, perhaps using some sort of futuristic shielding technology from science fiction, they’d probably still be fuel limited, because I just assumed that in WW3 you can maintain peacetime levels of fuel production. In order to for this to be true, oil drilling, oil transportation, fuel refining, and the transportation of fuel all need to be entirely unimpacted.

Bombing run on Ploesti oil fields in Romania.

Which is entirely ridiculous. For the exact same reason that airbases are scheduled for the slaughterhouse, being immovable and unhideable targets, most oil extraction operations are the same way. Good luck hiding your deep ocean drilling platforms, which will be easily destroyed by long range missiles at your enemies leisure.

The same is true for large land based oil rigs, and large oil operations more broadly. That leaves us only with tiny little oil wells that can be scattered around everywhere, often produce oil very slowly, and make our fuel production process very inefficient since it is not economical to build pipelines to every tiny little oil derrick in the middle of nowhere.

Look at this little cutie.

So, how much oil can we actually produce if all offshore wells are destroyed, and the large land based operations are also destroyed? According to the US Energy Information Administration, it’s complicated.

US EIA:

The number of producing wells in the United States reached a high of 1,029,588 wells in 2014 and steadily declined to 936,934 wells in 2020—mostly because of lower oil prices and less rig activity (Figure 1). The increase in the share of horizontal wells during the past decade from 4.4% to 16.9% (2010–20) shows the impact of technological change on well type (Figure 2). More than half of U.S. oil and natural gas production comes from wells that produce between 100 barrels of oil equivalent per day (BOE/d) and 3,200 BOE/d (Figures 3 and 4, respectively). The share of U.S. oil and natural gas wells producing less than 15 BOE/d has remained steady at about 80% from 2000 through 2020 (Figure 1).

oil well and blue sky

The amount of oil that a well produces per day varies on a lot of things. However, 100 barrels of oil per day is a very productive well indeed, to say nothing of 3,200 barrels per day. These are the large operations I was talking about, that will cease to exist in any serious conflict. Or will they?

The EIA includes this eye opening graph, which shows the total amount of wells sorted by their oil production. The US has more than 200,000 wells that produce less than 1 barrel of oil per day. They have about 800,000 wells producing less than 40 barrels per day. The number of wells that produce over 100 barrels per day, while hard to eyeball from this graph, appears to be somewhere around 50,000 or fewer.

When they said that wells producing between 100-3,200 barrels of oil per day produce more than half of US total oil production, they were underselling it. If all of the sites that produce more than 100 barrels of oil per day are destroyed, than you’re down from about 12.3 MB/D, to about 2.7 MB/D. 

While oil wells, due to their exposed nature, are fairly easy targets for bombs, nuclear warheads or otherwise, the sheer number of oil wells provides some protection. It’s pretty much impossible to destroy all million oil wells, what with them being scattered throughout the country. It’s a difficult task to even destroy the roughly 50,000 wells producing 100+ barrels of oil per day.

After doing the math, I was surprised at how resilient oil production really is. There are just so many wells that destroying them all is not realistic. If I had to pick a percentage of oil production that remains even during serious conflict, I might bet lower, but I could go as high as 50%. These are going to need to be from smaller well operations, and they are subject to encirclement, which I’ll get to in a different piece, but destroying the entire oil production with long range missile strikes, if said production comes from land, is not feasible.

However, unlike large wells which sometimes have pipeline access, the smaller wells have to store and then, after an efficient build up, manually transfer the crude oil to the destination refinery. As a result, they require an intact road system to operate, which may or may not be the case.

The intactness of the road system is quite difficult to estimate. Bombing can make roads unusable. Infantry patrols can ambush and destroy cargo vehicles. CAS planes, not even A-10’s, far smaller even than that, can effectively deny movement of cargo entirely. However, these small wells should probably not be located thousands of miles away from refineries. If they are, they need to be connected through a pipeline system, which must be built in peacetime and is practically infeasible to build for the hundreds of thousands of small, relatively unproductive wells.

The crude takeaway, no pun intended, is that road systems are rugged enough that, unless the invading military is controlling the area they operate in, it shouldn’t be overly hard to get the crude oil to the refineries themselves.

Which, if they are as large as this one, are going to be getting blown up with long range missiles.

Above is a picture of a Californian refinery experiencing a fire, not a missile strike, but the idea remains the same. The largest refineries in the US, again according to the EIA, consume over 500,000 barrels of oil per day.

NOTE: Technically refineries are measured in barrels of product per day. Products from a barrel of oil can actually be larger than the oil itself, due to additives. However, these figures are comparable, so I use them interchangeably for the rest of this analysis.

As you can probably tell, there is an enormous well/refinery mismatch in terms of numbers. These ten refineries combine for about 4.8M barrels of oil refined per day. That’s almost a third of the entire US oil production. All located in gigantic, easily destroyed sites.

Irving Oil Refinery, New Brunswick.

This is the largest Canadian refinery, the Irving Oil refinery in New Brunswick. It is actually slightly smaller than the ten US refineries mentioned previously, refining about 320k barrels of oil per day.

Refinery in Burnaby, BC. 55k bpd.

Above is the refinery in Burnaby, British Columbia, which refines only about 55k barrels per day. As you can tell simply by looking at it, it is also impossible to hide and operate in a serious conflict. Once again, using the EIA as our resource, we see that the US cumulatively operates just 129 refineries. While it was not practically possible to destroy all million wells, and even taking out the biggest ones has limited upside, it is absolutely possible to utterly cripple US fuel production by taking out the refineries. In case you are wondering, there are similar numbers for Canada, which has just 15 refineries.

It is not economical to build thousands of tiny little refineries, especially if not connected through a pipeline system. So countries don’t do that, and then LARP like they’re going to get any fuel production during wartime. They won’t.

Lusk Refinery, Wyoming.

Above we see the Lusk Refinery, in Wyoming. It is the Guinness Book World Record Holder for “World’s Smallest Refinery.” It produces just 190 barrels of fuel per day, which works out to a bit less than 50k pounds of fuel produced per day.

This is the size of refinery you need to support an F-18 Shitty Hornet or F-35 flying for just two and a half hours per day.

But Lusk is a historical site. The smallest active refinery in the US is in North Dakota, and goes through 20k barrels per day.

North Dakota Refinery. 20k b/d.

As you can see, it is still not particularly small.

Tiny refining machinery.

Of course, there is no physical limitation to tiny refineries. Refineries used to be a lot smaller. Instead, economies of scale, absent military intervention, pushed the size of modern refineries to absolutely gigantic scales.

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But now – and for a number of quite different reasons – their time appears to have come in a number of diverse parts of the world including, perhaps surprisingly, in the US. Unrest in the strife torn areas of the Middle East and Africa effectively rule out the building of plants that can easily cost over $10 billion apiece and mini-refineries are increasingly seen as the answer to shortages of basic fuel requirements like petrol, kerosene and other refined products.

Modular mini-refineries (which can be as small as 1,000 bpd nameplate capacity) typically have the advantage of being located close to their source of crude oil, thus minimising logistics and distribution costs. Plant modules can also be joined together to create a much larger refinery of 100,000 bpd or more, should demand dictate. This approach has already been successfully applied in locations such as Kurdistan, Indonesia, West Africa and West Siberia.

Another attraction is that mini-refineries are cheap and quick to build.

Such is the case in the parts of Syria and Iraq that are controlled by Islamic State (ISIS) and where the existence of rebel-held mini-refineries is thought by some to have lengthened the conflict. At its height, ISIS was believed to control up to 30 mini-refineries.

Above is what a 1,000 BPD plant looks like. Needless to say, it is still not exactly tiny. There comes a certain point where the refinery gets small enough that they can be practically hidden, at least to some extent. After all, remember the camouflaged Lockheed plant from WW2 that I mentioned in the previous piece?

That’s a little extreme, and you would need to do this before building the plant. Beyond that, refineries produce smoke and heat, which can be difficult to disguise, and tend to have relatively skinny and tall buildings, which also make things a bit more difficult. There is also the practical aspect that if you have tons of trucks moving to and fro the area it will become fairly obvious that something important is happening there. As hard as I was on spy satellites in the previous piece, that is exactly the kind of thing they are good for.

So frankly, even an average refinery size of 1,000 BPD might be larger than we can reasonably get away with, practically speaking. As you decrease the size of the refinery, you increase the logistical complications, and decrease the overall efficiency. However, in addition to being able to disguise the construction and operation of these refineries, you just flat out have more of them.

The sheer number of US oil wells, at about a million, makes them practically impossible to completely destroy with missiles. The same is true for refineries. Canada, as a net oil exporter, does not refine all 4+ million barrels of oil produced per day. We export about 2.85 million of the roughly 4.2 million barrels of oil produced per day. The 2.85 million barrels refined are done so at the 15 refineries mentioned earlier. But let’s say that we wanted to refine all 4 million barrels of oil and use it for ourselves. In that case, at current average refinery capacity, we would need about 21 refineries.

Pictured: Back down to 20 refineries.

These are getting destroyed the same as our concrete airbases. And honestly, nuclear warheads are somewhat irrelevant for this purpose. Conventional weapons will do just fine.

In contrast, if we have a bunch of very small refineries, consuming around 1,000 BPD of oil, and producing around 250,000 lbs of fuel for each of them, we need to have 4,000 refineries, each of which we can more reasonably attempt to hide, just like the Lockheed plant from WW2. If 21 of our gigantic refineries are destroyed, we have zero refineries. If 21 of our tiny refineries are destroyed, we have 3,979. Just like with oil wells, having lots of them makes them more and more resilient to destruction.

I do love how steampunk the refineries look.

You can even keep the large, economical refineries for peacetime usage. After all, they are so large because it is economical to be that large. The construction of thousands of tiny refineries is quite the military project, but it’s also exactly the type of thing that militaries should actually be doing. Along with a series of pipelines that enable even more efficient usage of these refineries.

I am not exaggerating when I say that the US Military has precisely zero ability to wage any sort of long, sustained war against a “peer” adversary. It’s possible that they have built thousands of redundant refineries in secret, but I’d bet my left nut that they haven’t. As it currently stands, the ability for the nation to produce fuel in the middle of WW3, or any sort of serious war, is precisely zero. I did this bit before, but it’s time for another Contradictions of the Military Industrial Complex Bullshit Factory.

  1. Long range missiles, nuclear warheads or otherwise, can be fired from distances of hundreds, or even thousands of kilometers. They can be launched from land, sea, or air. In the case of ICBM’s, they can travel all the way across the world, and land in a 350m radius of the target, with 90% accuracy. Anything that can be found can be destroyed.
  2. Relying on a tiny number of gigantic fuel refineries is something a serious military does.

In any real war US refineries would be getting destroyed pronto. Because the US military would literally get zero fuel, making the amount of fighter sorties they could support per day be also zero, the total amount of sorties per day is irrelevant. The only thing that matters is the total amount of fuel already existing at these airbases. Except that those airbases are being destroyed anyway.

The very start of this piece, so many thousands of words ago, I asked if it truly was possible for the US Aircraft Carriers to get resupplied every four days with another 21 million pounds of aviation fuel. Here we see that the answer is a resounding no. They aren’t getting any more fuel, because the refineries that produce said fuel are going to have been blown to smithereens. To say nothing of the naval bases that are congregating the fuel for transport.

But this article series is called “Modern Fighter Planes are Jokes,” not “Modern Militaries are Jokes.” So let’s go ahead and ignore current material reality, and hypothesize what sort of fuel production we could expect from an actually competent, and serious military that took steps to protect its oil/fuel delivery from long range missile attack, using the strategies laid out previously.

The truth is, since we can build our tiny refineries in peacetime, we can massively overproduce them. The only realistic issue is simply cost to the taxpayers. The largest refinery in the world is owned by Reliance in Jamnagar, India. It has a capacity of 1.24 Mbpd, and cost about $6bn to build. However, I’ve seen other sources that estimate the cost of building a 500 Kbpd refinery to be about $10B, at least in the US. If our small refineries could be built to the same cost/production ratio, we would need to spend $20B for every million barrels of oil refined per day. Scale that up to the entire US oil production of about 16 Mbpd, and you have a project that costs $320B dollars. Or in other words, less than a third of the war budget for a single year.

Even if you doubled the construction price this is not exactly the Moon Landing, especially since the cost would be spread out over multiple years. A robust, overly redundant system where we build more refineries than we need, and build them under camoflage, could probably sustain fuel production pretty well. It’s entirely possible you could go from a situation, now, where you get zero fuel, to not being refinery limited at all.

I’ll go ahead and say that, whatever amount of oil we can produce, between road destruction, refinery destruction, and the decreased fuel economy of the entire system over large and fragile but economical refineries, and we’re losing another half of our total fuel production. If the enemy entirely controls the low altitude skies, or has their army in the area, this gets cut down to essentially zero, but that’s a different story.

F-14. Famous from Top Gun. Actually really sucks.

We are finally back to calculating how many fighter plane sorties we can sustainably support. The answer with our current setup, with our refineries getting trivially easily destroyed, is zero. I mean our airbases were also destroyed, so it doesn’t really matter anyway.

Instead, assuming a serious military, with fighters designed to take off and land from rugged, unprepared airfields, and a system of thousands of hidden, tiny refineries, I think the most we could reasonably expect would be something like one quarter our original fuel production. In that case, Canada would go from 1B lbs of fuel per day, to 250M. And for the US, it’s to just a little over 1B lbs.

So, to recap. We calculated that the absolute highest percentage of our nations fuel that the fighter planes can consume is 10%. This is 20% of the entire military fuel supply. Then we concluded that the total percent of our fuel supply that we can actually produce in the middle of a serious war, assuming the foresite and actions of a serious military, is 25%. Add the two numbers together, and our hard limiter for the amount of fighter sorties we can operate in the middle of WW3 is 2.5% of our total peacetime fuel supply. And all of that simply ignores the very serious logistical problems we have getting the fuel from the refineries and into the tanks of our fighter planes. This would require a system of pipelines, or an intact road system.

Even with all that, the absolute maximum number of sorties we could support in Canada, with a gas guzzling blimp “fighter” plane, would therefore be about 1,250 per day.

You can take those numbers and multiply them by about four and a half for the US, or just less than three for Russia.

Absolutely pathetic.

So you might be asking, “can’t we just have a fighter plane that uses less fuel.” Well yes we can, but there are two reasons why the jet fighters consume so much dinosaur fuel. One of those reasons is very good. The other is complete bullshit.

Here is the valid reason why we need them to consume so much fuel. In order to fly at high speeds, these planes need turbojet engines. Technically the modern ones are ultra low bypass turbofans, but it is effectively the same thing.

These engines are the least fuel efficient engines in the known universe. But worse than that, we can’t simply give the fighters small engines, since they also need a high T/W ratio to fight against each other. We’ll go over this more in the tactics piece, but suffice to say, it’s not really optional. We need a huge amount of thrust to be generated very inefficiently.

There are three other types of airplane engines. Piston props, turboprops, and (high bypass) turbofans. You’ll see the first on small civilian airplanes, the second on large civilian planes, small passenger airliners, and some small military planes, and the third on large passenger airliners and some large military cargo or AWACS type planes.

A cute little Piper Cub. Piston prop engine.

While prop aircraft technically do not produce thrust directly, instead horsepower, the amount of thrust they produce in pounds, at sea level with reasonable temperatures, is typically about 3x the horsepower. The efficiency of the propeller drops off the faster we move through the air, and the higher the altitude. This is why the fuel efficiency of a turboprop, or piston prop airplane at supersonic speeds is zero. They simply cannot produce any thrust as they travel that fast, or even at high subsonic speeds.

The propeller gets less and less efficient with speed, and tops out around 850 kmph maximum, with rapid loss of efficiency long before that. Passenger airliners use medium bypass turbofans exposed directly to the air, as this provides good thrust, moderately low drag, low noise, and acceptable fuel economy.

Medium bypass turbofans on the wings.

But supersonic planes need turbojets. Nowadays that’s just fighters, but that was also true of the Concorde.

Which used turbojet engines. And not actually the ultra-low bypass turbofans. Straight up turbojets.

Concorde Engine. 70,000 lbs of thrust with afterburners on.

Piston props are the most efficient, followed by turboprops, then turbofans, and finally turboprops. Before I tell you how much more efficient piston props are when compared to turbojets, just take a minute and try to guess. Is it 10% more efficient? 35%? Maybe even twice as efficient? That’d surely be a lot, right?

Piston propeller engines are, at sea level and zero velocity, about six times more fuel efficient than turbojet engines. That is to say that for the same amount of thrust produced, they consume one sixth the amount of fuel.

Yes, you read that right. And turboprops are about 4-5x more efficient themselves, with turbofans somewhere in between them and turbojets.

NOTE: If you’re curious, you can find realistic numbers here. Converting metric units to Imperial is a bitch, but to get to the point, the SFC of small piston prop engines is often around 0.15 or even lower (lower is better), measured in the same units we will be using later. Turboprops actually get better efficiency as they get larger, in contrast to piston engines, but never quite cross over to having quite the efficiency of the piston props. You can think of them having somewhere between 0.15-0.2 SFC. Remember that for later.

Induced drag comes from the wings generating lift.

Fighters have extreme drag requirements. Parasitical drag grows exponentially as speed increases, typically with the square of the velocity increase. If you are flying twice as fast, you are experiencing four times the drag. So even if we wanted to, we could not put a higher bypass fan inside the jet, since there is simply no room.

Although all the hanging munitions make this a draggy boy, so he’s not the best example.

We need tons of thrust to overcome the drag at high speeds, coupled with a sleek body. That means a turbojet engine on the inside, which drains fuel like Mexican Ladyboys drain Lindsay Graham‘s balls through sexual humiliation.

The concept of Specific Fuel Consumption measures exactly this. If we want to produce a single pound of thrust consistently for an entire hour, how many pounds of fuel do we need to consume? If the answer is 1, we have an SFC of 1. Lower is better, with an SFC of 0.5 being twice as good. So what’s the SFC of these modern fighter jet engines? It’s about 0.8. And yet, the Thrust to Weight ratios in these planes is close to 1:1, sometimes more.

I hope the implications of this have set in. You have a plane, with an engine capable of producing the weight of the plane in thrust. But if it did so for an hour, it would need to consume 80% of the weight of the plane in fuel.

It’s actually way worse than that if the afterburner is on, because the SFC number is for dry thrust. Typically the dry thrust will be roughly 2/3rds of total thrust, with the afterburner providing the rest. The afterburner fuel efficiency, or I suppose I should say, fuel inefficiency is 3x worse than the dry thrust.

F-16 with conformal fuel tanks.

Above we see some Turkish F-16’s with conformal fuel tanks. Those ruin the aerodynamic profile of the plane, and yet they still have them. This is because the F-16’s internal fuel capacity of 7,000 pounds is going to get disappeared like Hillary Clinton’s enemies by that F100 engine, producing almost 18,000 pounds of dry thrust. If the engine is at full throttle, again, not including afterburners, that 7,000 lbs of fuel will be gone in just 29 minutes and 10 seconds.

And if we also added in the roughly 11,000 lbs of afterburner thrust, at an estimated SFC of just 2.4, we’ll blow through all of our fuel in just 10 minutes and 17 seconds.

Yes that’s right. If you took an F-16, loaded it up with 7,000 lbs of internal fuel, and chained it down, you could drain all 7,000 lbs of fuel in just 10 minutes with the afterburner on. While the F-16 is known for being an underfueled fighter, the same principle holds for pretty much all of these planes, especially the American ones.

The Russian SU-35, with a fuel fraction of over 40%, has by far the best endurance of any fighter plane, at least considering only internal fuel. It drains its 25,400 lbs of internal fuel in 49 minutes on full dry thrust, and 18 minutes with full afterburner. So you know, it can pretty much go all day.

When I first heard a retired fighter pilot talking about how they could only fight for three or four minutes maximum in the combat zone I thought I misheard him. But no, these engines, especially afterburner on, consume such jaw droppingly awful quantities of fuel that the planes have no real endurance to speak of.

Making matters worse, turbine engines have poor partial load efficiency. Piston engines trap the air that they compress in a theoretically entirely sealed vaccum. Turbines need to compress the air a little differently. Even when running at full power, they are typically about 60-70% as efficient as piston engines. However, when running them at lower power, they still need to run their compressors just as hard, unlike a piston engine, which can simply run at a lower RPM.

Turbine engine diagram.

I’ve heard figures of 40% fuel consumption at just 25% thrust for these engines. Unfortunately, I can’t find the exact numbers out there, but suffice to say there is a practical lower limit to how hard we can crank back on the thrust generated by a turbojet. If we could run these engines at just 40% of dry fuel consumption and never touch the afterburners, that still gives us a grand total of around 1:12:30 running time. A little more than an hour of running at 25% dry thrust and all of our internal fuel is gone. Do any actual fighting with the afterburner on, or cruise at a higher speed, and you can drop that down even lower.

F-16 with large drop tanks under each wing.

This is why the Turks, and many other customer countries, bought conformal fuel tanks for their F-16’s, despite the aero penalty. It’s also why fighters often, possibly even usually, fly with drop tanks. A drop tank is a fuel tank that is attached to the aircraft, burned first, before internal fuel, and then jettisoned. 

F-22 jettisoning drop tanks.

The advantage of this is obvious. Your planes have garbage range and endurance on internal fuel, so you take these drop tanks along to give you an extra 50% or so fuel. The drawbacks should also be obvious. The drag of the plane is increased with them on, which makes the planes even more fuel inefficient, even if they now have more fuel to be inefficient with. You also need to now manufacture some huge amount of drop tanks for every fighter plane, since they could theoretically be dropping them every time they fly. And if they aren’t dropping them, then they pay the fuel economy hit that the extra drag provides for their entire mission.

And while this partially solves the individual jet fighters horrible range and endurance problem, it doesn’t make them use less fuel, but rather, due to increased drag, slightly more. While drop tanks are very much worth it, this exacerbates the strain on the nations precious fuel supply from our fighter planes even more.

There is simply no way to get around this fundamental limitation of turbojet engines. However, there is a way to mitigate these problems, that arguably makes the planes tactically better anyway, but definitely makes the planes better strategically and operationally. It’s called:

Make the plane smaller you fucking idiot.

While you can potentially give a plane a slightly smaller engine, or possibly improve drag here or there, it’s impossible to fundamentally change the design of a fighter without making massive sacrifices to the aerodynamic performance. While the engineers who design these planes should obsess over every last little percentage improvement they can eke out of the design, that’s as impossible as it is irrelevant for anyone who isn’t part of an actual design team. However, there is one area where we can make not single digit improvements to our fighter, but possibly improvements of an order of magnitude. And that’s called not letting parasitical bureaucracies blimp up the size of our planes.

1948’s F-86 Sabre.

Here is the F86 Sabre. Designed just after WW2 and first flying in 1948, it is arguably the greatest fighter plane the US military ever made, when looked at relative to its contemporaries. It weighed about 16,000 lbs in typical configuration, with about 3,200 lbs of internal fuel, and up to 1,400 lbs in drop tanks. That’s less than 5,000 lbs total, which, you may have realized, is less than 1/4 what our obese “fighter” planes consume per mission these days. While there is no reason to build this plane specifically, a fleet of F-86’s could be 4x larger than the typical modern “fighter” plane.

Here we see the English Folland Gnat. It weighed less than 5,000 lbs empty, and less than 9,000 lbs in its heaviest configurations. The internal fuel capacity was about 1,500 lbs, with a maximum fuel configuration coming with multiple drop tanks, and weighing in at about 3,000 lbs. While there is no reason to build the Folland Gnat specifically, a fleet of them could outnumber our modern “fighter” planes almost 7:1 in the skies.

Folland Gnat in front of Mig 25 Foxbat.

If our fighter planes consume half as much fuel, we get twice the amount of sorties out of them. If they consume 1/10th the amount of fuel, we get 10x the sorties from them. While we can possibly thieve some fuel from our other military vehicles, if you’ve gotten to this point in the article you know how crippling that would be. Our fighters are already using 20% of the militaries entire fuel supply, and 10% of the entire country. We can’t just have planes that use double the amount of fuel, while still flying just as often. Let alone 7x more fuel. It truly is a tradeoff between fuel consumption and fleet size.

You could be forgiven for thinking that there is some sort of technology that makes these modern “fighters” bigger, but the opposite is true. There are lots of modern advances, most importantly carbon fiber composites, that push the weight of aircraft down. 

Carbon fiber composites are estimated to be able to save up to 20% of the entire airframes weight, but there are plenty of other technological improvements that help save weight on our planes. Computer assisted fly by wire flight controls allow us to have dynamically unstable planes, used on all modern fighters since the F-16. This is extremely useful for decreasing drag, but maybe more importantly allows us to use different, more efficient and flexible designs, such as the close coupled canards we see on some of the Euro fighters which were impossible before fly by wire. These designs, among other things, help us shove more fuel inside the plane, or the same amount of fuel in a smaller plane, due to increased efficiency of wing fuel tanks with the large internal area. 

Canard design on the Rafale followed by a cropped delta.

We’ve also slowly improved our understanding of aerodynamics. Not only that, but the tools used to build these planes, both in manufacturing and design. So for the same drag performance, and therefore same speed for the amount of thrust, we should be getting smaller planes that consume less fuel.

The engines we have these days are better in every way, even if only by 10-20% over late 50’s engines. Since speed requires exponential thrust, the same speed can be achieved with a smaller, modern engine that produces the same amount of thrust. Saving weight, or allowing more fuel, or giving us some other benefit.

Although let’s maybe avoid the afterburners.

Maybe just as importantly, albeit more nebulous, we have plenty of decades of experience theoretically narrowing in on the best designs. One example I gave earlier, the canard delta’s seen on the European Fighters take full advantage of relaxed static stability, providing strong structural strength while also allowing us to shove lots of fuel inside, which should help us avoid ever having to strap on conformal fuel tanks. 

The Folland Gnat dates back to 1959. Above is Ferrari’s F1 car from 1959.

Above is their car from 1970.

And here is their car from 2022. One only needs take a quick look at the car to see how much more sophisticated of a design it is. F1 cars are regulated to have a minimum weight, but even so they were among the first to embrace carbon fiber chassis in the mid 80’s, just so that they could spend that weight in more appropriate places, like the engine. That’s what actual competition brings, technological improvement that is actually relevant.

F-111. Arguably the shittiest “fighter” plane of all time.

I brought up F1 cars, because F1 cars have to directly compete against other F1 cars. There’s no disguising a poor performing car by bloviating about “stealth” characteristics, or “muh AESA radar.” You can’t LARP like an F1 car is “multirole,” to explain why it’s getting lapped many times over in a race, by pretending that it’s secretly also a cargo truck. It’s real competition, the likes of which our parasitical military bureaucracies hate with a passion.

That’s why the Canadian Air Force “leadership,” tried their hardest to kill the competitive fly off scheduled for our fighter plane program. That’s why Joffrey Trudeau, who literally ran on doing said competitive fly off, decided to… not do that and instead buy the F-18 Super Hornet. Any serious competition that these planes are exposed to would destroy much of the bullshit premises that are used to justify their bloated sizes and price tags.

You may be thinking that the reasons for fighter planes blimping up in size have to do with “energy maneuverability,” “multi-sensor situational awareness,” “First site, first kill,” “fifth generation fighter characteristics,” or any number of talking points that you might see repeated online or even by your least favourite politician. The reality is just that bigger planes can have more highly profitable garbage shoved into them, and because aerodynamic performance can be bullshitted in lots of different ways and is poorly understood by most people they can get away with LARPing like they still have a competitive fighter jet, somehow.

To give one explanation. There are a few different ways to make a plane fast. One of those ways is just to give it less wing. Planes with tiny wings can have lots of induced drag, but that’s not a problem at high speeds. With less wing they have less parasitical drag, and can therefore go faster. For some designs, like the tomahawk cruise missile pictured below, this makes a lot of sense. A cruise missile needs to pull just 1G of lift to maintain level flight at very high speeds. Adding extra wing would simply be extra drag, and make very little sense.

For a fighter plane the tradeoff is much harsher. Less wing means more runway distance to take off and higher landing speeds, which destroys any ability to take off and land from rough fields. They also have a higher corner speed, which is bad, and produce more induced drag for the same turn G’s, which is terrible when avoiding missiles, because it makes them far more vulnerable to follow up shots. Unfortunately, that’s harder to explain to people. Cruise speed being higher is, on the other hand, easy to understand, and easy for politicians to bullshit about.

The F-35, pictured above, is one of the best examples of this. They tried to compensate for the horrifically shitty aerodynamic performance by giving the plane a high cruise speed. They even went so far as to destroy the pilots rearwards visibility, which helps them make a more streamlined design.

Except that they fucked up so bad with its slug like draggy body that it can’t do the supercruise it was designed to do anyway. So they paid a high price in terms of turning ability, pilots vision, etcetera, all to get a plane that still can’t even go fast. So Lockheed Martin started bloviating about how it’s a “5th generation fighter,” with “stealth technology,” that makes it totally okay to have the aero performance of a flying brick.

 

I can’t even recall all the bullshit LM spouted about the F-35. I remember they were bloviating about designing a helmet that could “see through the cockpit,” by relying on cameras installed on the outside of the plane. Way back in the day I got into fights with retards online who thought this shit was actually real, where by real I mean “in any way practical.” 

You don’t hear much about that these days, due to a combination of Lockheed Martin not needing to steal your taxdollars – having already stolen them – and a critical mass of pilots who have flown these planes pointing out how fucking garbage that “feature,” is. Which, I might add, anyone with rudimentary knowledge of photography or even just common sense could have figured out in about ten seconds.

 

In the place of planes that can take off and land from rough fields, and use large, but reasonable amounts of fuel, we get bullshit marketing spew that doesn’t mean anything. And to the extent that there are actually some minor advantages that can be achieved in a larger plane, such as higher cruise speed, or the ability to carry longer range missiles, or a larger radar, these advantages would need to be proven to outweight the serious disadvantages even in a 1:1 fight. Except that it will never be a 1:1 fight in reality, since fuel hungry fighters will be outnumbered many multiple times by smaller, less fuel hungry fighters. Good luck winning a fight outnumbered 5:1.

But I’m getting ahead of myself. In the next installment we finally look at tactical performance, which is the one place where these modern fighter planes aren’t complete and utter jokes. Still bad, mind you, but not jokes. I mean sure, they’re all going to be destroyed on the ground, and even if that didn’t happen, they’d be getting outnumbered by the enemy fighter planes somewhere around 8:1, but they can at least go pretty fast and fire some missiles. So in the next installment we figure out if the crippled fleet size is made up for by some sort of spectacular tactical performance.

Spoiler Warning: it isn’t.

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PSA: Modern Fighter Planes are Jokes, Part 2: Naval Destruction

In part 1 of this series I explained just how utterly irrelevant jet fighters that cannot take off and land on rough fields, or at least two lane roads, are in any sort of real war against a “peer” adversary. It truly is not any more complicated than sending some long range missiles at the airbases they are being staged from. However, in that article I briefly mentioned aircraft carriers, which is where things do get somewhat murky.

Sink the aircraft carrier, and you’ve sunk the planes onboard the aircraft carrier. It’s pretty easy to understand, but potentially harder to do in practice. Aircraft carriers, unlike ground airbases, are not fixed targets with fixed locations that can be targeted and destroyed by arbitrarily long range missiles. They can move at a constant speed of around 60kmph, or 1km/minute. And this is where I need to explain another often overlooked  aspect of warfare, which is that finding stuff (that moves) is actually really hard.

The Earth is a big place. How big exactly? Well by surface area estimations are around 510 million square kilometers. And that actually undersells how hard it is to find things, since submarines and aircraft make use of the vertical dimension, so there’s even more area you need to search. Even still, 510 km^2 is a lot of area to look for things, so how are you supposed to find them?

For this piece we’ll focus purely on finding aircraft carriers, since that is what is relevant to this discussion. The earth’s oceans have an estimated surface area of about 361.9 million square kilometers. To use the most extreme example, let’s say that you’re an idiot, and you’re just searching for aircraft carriers in random locations on the globe, what are your odds of finding them?

Let’s start with the absolute dumbest plan, using spy satellites. Contrary to the imagination of tech fags, spy satellites are good for one thing and one thing only, doing surveillance of buildings. You might wonder why that is, well here’s a hardcore lesson on photography. More specifically field of view.

The problem with using satellites, up there at just over 35,000 kilometers altitude in geosynchronous orbit*, is that they have only a minuscule area on the ground which they can observe at any one time. It’s an extreme example of the same thing you can recreate using your smartphone cameras zoom, even ignoring digital zoom (which sucks BTW). The relationship between field of view and magnification is simple, it’s linear.

*I’ll get to the actual altitude later.

If you stand 10ft away from someone and look at them with a camera with a certain focal length, you will notice a certain level of detail. If you stand 100ft away, you will notice less detail. If you then zoom in to recapture said detail, you will only be able to see 1/10th the amount of area that you saw before. There is no getting around this, it is a fundamental limitation of physics.

Take a look at these birds here, and especially the fourth picture. Notice how cramped it feels? If the photographer simply moved closer, not always practical I know, they could shoot the birds with the same 70mm angle with as much detail as the 400mm lens, and see a much larger area around the birds.

The tradeoff between field of view and magnification is nearly impossible to explain to someone without helpful images, but I hope this has made it clear. There is no magical way to have a camera that is thousands of kilometers away, resolves minute details, and shows a large field of view.

Spy satellites don’t actually go into geosynchonous orbit for a few reasons, but the most obvious is that they wouldn’t be able to see anything. The actual altitude they operate at is between 200-800 km. Even so, they have to choose between looking at a small area with such horrible detail that it’s probably not worth it. Or looking at an even tinier area with enough detail to maybe see something to some practical effect.

Above is imagery released by the US Military of an Iranian rocket launch. It’s hard to judge the size of things that we’re looking at, in part because it’s hard to make out what we’re looking at in the first place. There appears to be smoke, a rocket launch area, and to the right a road with a white vehicle. Or maybe that’s a truck with a white trailer. Like I said, I can’t really make out what I’m looking at.

Here’s another satellite shot, which I promise you is not cropped. Here we’ve zoomed in so far that we can make out black areas in the square that are probably people. We can also see individual building well enough to recognize them, and at the bottom right we see some of what look like yachts. In exchange, I estimate that we’re looking at something like a 1x1km image. Or in other words, we’re looking at one of the 510 million square kilometers on the earth.

But wait, it gets worse, because you’ll notice something on this picture of the globe. These horrible satellite killers. White, fluffy and utterly obscuring of visual light. Yes, goyim, it’s none other than…

That thing which satellites have no ability to defeat, clouds. As limited as satellites are in crystal clear weather, they are utterly useless when smog, haze, or clouds roll in, since these exist in between the satellite and the object being surveilled. And surveilled is the keyword here, because satellites, contrary to the imagination of Hollywood dipshit screenwriters, have zero ability to find things in arbitrary locations. Their one and only use is in doing surveillance of buildings or construction sites that are already known about, hoping for clear skies, and a lack of haze.

And whomever you are surveilling giving such little care that they don’t bother employing WW2 era smoke makers, used to block bombers views of cities, in order to hide what they’re doing from you.

It’s actually even worse than that. Because of the even lower tech spy satellite destroyer, the camoflauge net.

Used to destroy the ability for aircraft to observe ground targets since WW1, the Camoflauge net works just as well on satellites and drones. They also block infrared light just as well. And if you’re thinking this is just for, say, a small group of soldiers usage, here’s an American plant in California from WW2.

You might be wondering where the plant is. Why it’s here, silly.

Put up some poles and string some cheaply made camo nets and you can hide whatever you want from the billion dollar spy satellites just fine. Do it on a rainy day and they’ll never even know you did it. Some buildings, such as nuclear reactors, have height requirements that may not make that entirely practical, but it’s not exactly magic space technology.

How it started.
How it’s going.

That particular disguise is incredibly impressive, and you can read more about it here. The point is that hiding enormous areas with nothing more than poles and camoflauge netting is entirely possible, and there’s nothing the spy satellites can do about it. For the most part, militaries don’t even bother doing this, because nobody really gives a fuck about “muh spy satellites,” in the first place. And to the extent that they do, the last thing the MIC would like to do is explain to everyone how easily stymied they were.

That’s not to say that spy satellites are useless, only that they have serious limitations. Once again, they can only look at a tiny percentage of the world’s surface at a time, with any practical level of detail. They need crystal clear skies, with no bad weather. And finally, they need a cooperative enemy that doesn’t give a shit whether you’re looking at them or not.

Here’s the takeaway.

Long range optical imagery, whether obtained from a satellite at 500km altitude, or even a drone at 20km altitude, is utterly useless for anything other than completely immovable and large targets. That means surveillance of buildings, sites, and nothing else. Even then, there are serious practical counters.

Again, I’m not saying that spy satellites are worthless, but people should know that random technical claims of “being able to resolve down to three inches of the earth’s surface,” are intentionally missing the point. You will never find anything that moves, like an aircraft carrier, with the tiny field of view afforded to you from satellites, and even surveillance of known static ground sites is subject to plenty of asterisks.

If searching for an aircraft carrier, even if you could narrow the search area down to 1/10,000th of the entire ocean, you are still looking at an area of 36,000 square kilometers, with a satellite that can effectively search for something that size in chunks of 1 square kilometer at a time, assuming there isn’t any cloud coverage. Good luck with that.

Which brings us to our next option, finding aircraft carriers with attack subs. This brings with it the added benefit of being able to destroy the carriers with the same vehicles that found them, making the quite reasonable assumption that the heavy torpedoes on these subs are not simply there for show. An assumption backed up by the US military abandoning their anti-torpedo torpedoes on their carriers, not because it’s not a concern, but because they just flat out didn’t work.

While sinking a carrier entails far more than simply finding it, you still have to find it first. What is the effective range of a submarine’s detection of an aircraft carrier?

I don’t know, and honestly it’s a really complicated question that I can’t even really begin to answer with any degree of accuracy. I would need to know an enormous amount of classified information, such as the noise produced by a Nimitz class AC at x velocity, coupled with the background noise levels of the sea at y location. There are also practical effects to consider, such as the nuclear submarines being essentially blind when traveling at high speeds, since they are themselves too noisy to hear anything else passively. Then there’s the practical aspects of using active sonar. The distance that the AC can be detected may go up, but at the expense of the attacking subs giving their position away. And I would need to figure out how survivable the submarines are themselves through the entire cycle of detection -> attack -> retreat, plus the percentage chance of success from an attack, which is itself not really a single number, but highly dependent on a lot of variables.

It’s complicated, much more than I even stated here. Below is a video created by a retired US Sonar Technician. It’s fascinating stuff to me, but I can’t pretend to speak with an informed voice on this topic, even if I binge watched all this guys videos, many of which are even more complicated than this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjyNKyaJnu0&t=2s

I actually talked to that guy directly through YouTube once upon a time. It simply revealed to me how much technical information is required to have a merely decent estimation of submarine efficacy, let alone any sort of precise statements like “aircraft carriers can’t operate in x waters if there’s y attack subs in the area.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x19AYNLD1X4

NOTE: In the time since writing the creator of those videos, former US Navy Sonarman Aaron Amick, appears to have taken down many of his videos, but not all. I do wonder if he got a talking to from someone in the US Intelligence Community, but it could have been a personal choice. His channel is, as of time of writing, still up.

Like I said before, the ocean is a big place. Finding the aircraft carriers is not a trivial task for the submarines. If we assume that these subs can, when going fairly slowly, only hear the carrier group from 5km away, that gives them about 78 square km of detection. If the radius is instead 50km, that gives them 7,850 square km of detection, which is quite the difference. I’m not qualified to say what it actually is, because I just don’t know.

Finding the surface ships is one thing, fighting them is another. Naval warfare is rare these days, but during the Falklands War an Argentinian sub fired multiple torpedos against against British Anti-Submarine frigates while being completely undetected. 

German Type 209, a “cost efficient” Diesel-Electric Sub.

And the sub in question was far from some sort of hypermodern technological showpiece. It was a cost efficient German Type 209, long outdated by the time of its deployment, and staffed by petty officers, since the normal crew was over in Germany during the war. The torpedoes that were launched all failed due to manufacturing deficiencies. This was far from a murder machine, and yet it handled the surface navy just fine. From that article.

National Interest:

The San Luis was no super-submarine, nor did it have a super-crew. Yet, benefiting from a competent commander using ordinary tactics, it still managed to run circles around a dozen antisubmarine frigates from one of the most capable navies in the world, and might easily have sunk several warships had its torpedoes functioned as intended.

The Royal Navy, for its part, expended hundreds of expensive antisubmarine munitions and dispatched 2,253 helicopter sorties chasing false contacts—without detecting the San Luis on either occasion it closed within firing range.

My expectation would be that aircraft carriers have pretty poor survivability against attack subs when operating near enough to land to effectively do something. Not zero survivability, and I expect them to have a lifespan measured in at least days, not seconds, but poor survivability nevertheless. Having said that, I simply do not have enough information to make a more educated guess than that.

AWACS are also used for detection of airplanes. We’ll get to them in detail in a later installment.

No such reservations are necessary when talking about aerial detection. Aircraft have an enormous advantage when it comes to detecting surface ships, because their metal reflects radar, and the altitude gives the aircraft enormous detection ranges.

What is the distance to the horizon? Assuming your eyeballs are at about 1.6 meters up, the distance to the horizon is just 4.96 kilometers. But that’s just the horizon. An aircraft carrier like the Nimitz has the top of the mast reach over 200 feet, and the flight deck itself is about 60 feet up. Since the conning tower is far smaller than the rest of the ship, I’ll be charitable to the AC and ignore it. At 19 meters altitude, the ship can be detected by someone with their eyeballs literally on the ground at a distance of 17.1 kilometers. Until we get to extreme angles, the math works purely through addition, and the distance that a normal person can start to see the flight deck of a Nimitz AC is about 22 kilometers. If you’re curious, you can find a calculator for all this here, and another here.

If we instead hop into a plane, and start cruising around at an altitude of just 1,000 meters, or about 3,300 feet, we can detect the AC from a distance of around 130 kilometers away. Pop up to 10,000 meters, or about 33,000 feet, and our detection distance is about 370 kilometers. Airplanes have the ability to fly at high enough altitudes that their detection of aircraft carriers is probably limited by the practical power and size limitations of the radar they are carrying.

Although aircraft carriers are enormous targets, and AWACS are planes dedicated to their radar, the signal strength of radar falls off not with the square of distance, but the distance taken to the fourth power. I’m not sure that any AWACS can actually detect AC’s from that distance, but I hope this illustrates the massive advantage that altitude brings when it comes to detection.

Aircraft are so effective at detecting surface ships for two reasons. The first is simply that they can, through altitude, have direct line of site to them from quite a distance. The second, is that aircraft, even the slowest prop planes and helicopters, can cruise around at high speeds, covering enormous amounts of ground. Frankly, aircraft can so easily detect the carriers that you could rip out the radars and just send out a whole bunch of planes to look for them visually in a certain area. Not that you should, just that saturation of a large area is possible with aircraft to an extent that nothing else can come close to matching.

You could even use patrols of these things. Give ’em a radio and they’re all set.

Before anyone points out that I already said that unserious countries (America) are going to have their fighters destroyed with missile strikes, you don’t need jet fighters to do missile strikes of your own against aircraft carriers. Massed attacks of fixed landing gear aircraft that can take off from rough fields will more than do the trick, and I’ll explain that later. Unfortunately, before we get to that I need to spend another thousand words explaining why long range, over the horizon anti-ship missiles are mostly LARPs.

We’ll cover this more in the piece on tactics, trust me. I said in the first piece that missiles are effective against airbases, and that’s pretty much an incontroversial fact. However, missiles suck against moving targets, for a few reasons. The first reason, and probably the most important, is that once again, finding things that move is hard.

510 million km^2 and all that.

As mentioned earlier, the distance to the horizon at 100 ft altitude is about 20 kilometers. If you’re looking for an enemy ship at about that height, you can double that to around 40km. However, any further than that, and you have absolutely no way of finding these ships in the first place, without resorting to aircraft, submarines, or some other as of yet undiscovered system. If you have some 500 km range anti-ship cruise missiles stashed away on shore, how are you supposed to target the enemy ships if you can’t even find them in the first place?

The same goes for ship borne anti-ship missiles, abbreviated as ASM from here on out. The only semi-reasonable method they could have to destroy enemy ships from ranges in excess of visual distance is to be a part of some complicated system where your airplanes are giving you the targeting info, and using that to fire the missiles.

The problem is that (over the horizon) missiles grow in weight exponentially as they move up in range. This is for the practical reason that their speeds need to drastically increase in order to have any reasonable chance at hitting what they’re fired at.

Below we have the following short range anti-ship missile, the Anglo-French Sea Venom. It weighs about 240 lbs, and has a range of up to 20km. The warhead weighs 66 lbs, and it’s designed to be fired from a number of different platforms.

These types of ASM’s are plentiful, and for good reason. Their relatively low speeds are entirely irrelevant, since they are close enough to the targets that the target can’t maneuver much. With a cruise speed of about 900 kmph, which is 1 km/4 seconds, it can hit its maximum distance target, 20 km away, in just 80 seconds. Even with an aircraft carrier speed of 60 kmph, or 1km/m, it could only be in a 4.9 km^2 area by the time the missile got there. And of course, the missile can see its target the entire way, which makes maneuvering irrelevant, since the missile can react in real time and never loses sight of the ship. Even still there are complications with radar battery life, and other things of that nature, but these missiles are proven to work.

In contrast, if we blimped up the missile to start shooting it over the horizon, it could no longer track the target the entire distance. Even if we popped it up to high altitudes, missiles are strongly limited in terms of radar power by the battery in the missile, which, for air to air missiles, typically lasts only a few seconds. Additionally, you simply cannot put a radar the size and strength of an AWACS in a missile, not even close.

At 900 kmph, if this missile is being fired on a target that is 200 kilometers away, it will now take 13:20 minutes to get there, and the missile won’t be able to respond to changes in velocity for the ship its targeting until the last few seconds when its radar can activate without draining all the battery power and we are over the horizon. As a result, the area the ship can be in grows exponentially to 490 square kilometers. In other words, even basic maneuvers essentially kill our missiles hit probability.

USN RIM-174

The “solution,” to this, where by solution I mean “complete LARP,” is countries simply increase the speed of the missiles substantially. This causes exponential weight growth, since higher speeds require exponential thrust to overcome exponential drag. As one of many examples there exists the US Navy’s RIM-174 anti-ship missile. It has a range of 330 km’s, which I don’t actually believe, and a weight of 3,300 lbs. The top speed is (allegedly) 4,287 kmph, or 1.2 km/s, which I also don’t believe, but let’s pretend anyway. In that case, it takes less than five minutes to hit a target at max range, and needs only to search an area of 78 km^2. Assuming that the insane bullshit on Wikipedia about this missile’s specifications is actually true.

There is no getting around that long range missile require exponential weight, volume (quite important on a ship or plane), manufacturing cost, fuel consumption, etcetera, all to have poor chances of hitting enemy ships even when taking optimistic manufacturer performance claims at face value and queued from a complicated system involving aircraft anyway. If you’re curious, the longest range anti-ship missile that ever hit successfully in real life was an Iranian ship that hit an Iraqi ship in the Iran-Iraq war from about 30 km away.

The other problem with gigantic missiles is that it becomes impossible to stick them onto planes. Practical air to air missiles have maxed out at about 500 lbs, with the US AIM-120D weighing just 330 lbs as the USAF’s longest range AAM. There are many very realistic reasons why larger missiles are not simply not worth it, but a complete LARP in A2A combat, and for similar reasons the same is true for anti-ship combat. Aircraft skimming over the seas cannot be detected by Aircraft Carriers until close range. If the plane is at 3 meters over the sea, even with the radar at the top of the conning tower at an altitude of 60 meters, the ship still cannot see the plane until a distance of 34 kilometers. And frankly, said ship is giving its position away by turning the radar on in the first place, something only done by the stupid or desperate.

AIM-120D

Building a lightweight missile with a range of greater than 34 kilometers is, frankly, trivial. While the stated ranges of A2A missiles are highly misleading, which I’ll get to in the tactics piece, that’s because fast, maneuvering airplanes can effectively bleed energy from missiles, drastically reducing their effective range. Ships traveling at 60 kmph are most certainly not that. The optimal design of an AAM requires great speed and range for its weight. In contrast, the optimal ASM design mostly just requires a large payload. I mean, we’ve got plenty of range to spare*, and who cares if it flies at 2000 kmph versus 3500 kmph, the ship ain’t outrunning it anytime soon.

To quickly explain that, AIM-120D has a stated range of up to 160 km. That should be interpreted as the range at which a fighter flying at Mach 2 at 60,000 ft altitude could maybe, just maybe get the missile to reach on the ground. While manufacturer claims have to be taken with a large grain of salt, missiles with actual effective ranges of up to 40km are not difficult to make in the slightest.

Queuing up the actual AIM-120D on ships isn’t quite the best we could do, but designing relatively lightweight ASM’s that planes can fire at these ships from outside of detection range is fairly trivial, making long range ground/ship based ASM’s redundant, even assuming that they somehow work.

And even assuming that they did work, they would still be impractical. Airplanes have massively greater effective ranges than the missiles, because even if you designed a long range missile that actually had a range of 200 km, the enemy ships can still operate within 200 km of your coastline unless they happen to be exactly perpendicular to you. The only solution to that would be to build an enormous amount of ASM nests all up and down your coast. In contrast, simple prop driven planes with speeds of 300 kmph and 5+ hour endurance can fly to wherever the ships are and then fire missiles with 40km range or so at said ships. They can also fly to different, pre-built airbases ahead of time, even from one side of the country to another.

The takeaway here is the following.

Over the horizon (>40km) missiles fired at moving targets are, at best, entirely unnecessary. The job they do is done better by planes, even prop driven planes armed with relatively short missiles. They have terrible effective ranges for many practical purposes, and you still need aircraft to find the targets for them anyway. If your airbases are destroyed, they’re worthless. If your airbases are not destroyed, just use airplanes.

This all assumes that they even work, which has never been proven in actual combat.

That was quite the aside, wasn’t it. I promised a thousand words and I think I hit double that. It also went somewhat counter to my original point, and the point of this series. Fighter planes are jokes, but aircraft carriers are at least somewhat serious business. Their survivability, a combination of being found and destroyed, against submarines I simply can’t answer. Their survivability against enemy airplanes is probably fairly poor.

However, at least they can somewhat fight back by using their own aircraft to defend themselves. Aircraft Carriers can have dedicated ASW planes takeoff from them and drop sonobuoys(portable sonar) into the water to hunt for subs, as well as anti-submarine torpedoes. Similarly, Aircraft Carriers can have constant fighter patrols overhead which can defend them against incoming attacks from enemy airplanes.

Two F-18’s protecting the mothership.

Except actually not, because the modern aircraft carriers don’t have constant overhead fighter patrol like the WW2 fighter planes. Instead their plan is to have planes on the deck ready to scramble if they come under attack.

Yes, it really is that stupid, but the stupidity is shared between the US Navy and the fighter plane designs themselves. You see, modern fighter planes guzzle down fuel like politicians guzzle down their donors cum. A Nimitz class Aircraft Carrier contains about 3 million gallons of fuel, which equates to about 21 million pounds. Surely, with 21 million pounds of fuel onboard, we can afford to fly our jet fighters constantly, right?

You’re adorable. Nimitz class AC’s contain about 50 fighter, along with other plane types. Those fighters, F-18 “Super” Hornets, are consuming around 20,000 lbs of fuel per mission, which will last only about one hour, maybe two. I’m skipping ahead to our next installment, logistics and resource consumption, but it’s important here as well. At 20,000 lbs of fuel consumed per hour, even with 21 million pounds of fuel onboard, you only get about 1,000 hours of flights out of your 50 “Super” Hornets. That’s just 20 flights per hornet.

Since these missions are so short, fighter planes fly multiple times per day. Up to 11, flown by the French in Libya, but regularly 5 or more in combat times. Except that if you are flying all your F-18 (Shitty) Hornets 5 times per day, you get a whopping 4 days of flight before your aircraft carrier is bone dry of aviation fuel, and you have to go back to port.

Which is why admirals don’t actually do that. Instead they opt for the also hilariously unrealistic LARP of having a fighter or two ready to take off from the deck, so that after you get pummeled with dozens or even hundreds of missiles from a massed attack, you can have those two guys takeoff and wave back at the crew and thank everyone for having such a great time.

The atrocious fuel consumption of modern fighter planes is only partially a result of the turbojet* engines they have. It’s also, and potentially mostly, because they have blimped up to comically large sizes, with comically large fuel requirements, for no justifiable reason other than allowing the Military Industrial Complex to shove more hyper-expensive shit into the planes so that they can profit off of them.

*Yes, I know. Technically ultra low bypass turbofans.

Imagine the carrier exploding and the picture is more realistic.

Do you know how long typical aircraft carrier’s go in between refueling? Up to one year. That’s one year without getting to refuel on aviation gas.

When you have four days of fuel at combat sortie rates onboard.

Meaning that you only get 1,000 sorties from those 50 F-18’s in an entire year.

Meaning that you are averaging less than 3 per day.

And each of them lasts about one hour.

Meaning that, at best, you get a single fighter plane above you in the sky for three out of 24 hours of the day.

Because in their greed, the US MIC made a plane that consumes 20k lbs of fuel in a single hour.

You only get to have 3 of 50 planes flying per day. Which means that the average fighter pilot has to wait almost 17 days in between one hour flights.

I should note that this wasn’t nearly as crippling of a problem on the old WW2 Aircraft Carriers, since the piston powered prop planes they flew, which were drastically smaller I might add, did not slurp down that yummy fuel like Lindsay Graham slurps down Mexican Ladyboy jizz.

Even if you shortened the deployment time of the aircraft carrier to three months, you’re still only letting those fighter pilots fly their plane once, for about one hour, every four days. And you can still only budget a single fighter in the sky for 12 out of 24 hours in the day. If you shorten the deployment down to just a single month, you’re still only able to fly each fighter once every 1.4 days, although you do manage to get a single fighter patrolling overhead. Hope they attack from whichever side he’s on, and in small numbers, bro.

Even if you shortened the deployment down to a single week, which you could maybe do by steaming the ship to the combat area, not flying the jets until you got there, fighting for a week, and then turning around and heading home. Even if you did that, you’d still only get about two flights per fighter plane per day, each of which lasts just a single hour. And after that, you’ve got to turn around and steam back to your naval base for another 21 million pounds of aviation fuel.

USN oiler refueling the aviation fuel on a Wasp Class Carrier.

There is of course, a potential solution. The above picture is of a WW2 era aircraft carrier being refueled by an oiler. This actually happened after WW2, but the idea remains the same nowadays. It’s not impossible to have ships filled up with fuel going back and forth from wherever your naval bases are located. Well I mean, unless those naval bases are destroyed. Or wherever you are congregating the fuel gets destroyed. Or your oil/refining gets taken out. I mean if all of that is fine, you can transport the fuel tankers across the ocean to your absurdly thirsty aircraft carriers.

Maybe. It may well be impossible to have these ships crossing the open ocean without heavy sub escort or, ironically, carrier escort. And even to the extent that this is made somewhat possible, with a manageable percentage of losses, if your fighters are consuming 5x more fuel than they ought to be, you need to get refueled by these oilers 5x more often. Or you simply fly your planes 1/5th as much, or some combination of the above. 

But I’m getting ahead of myself. The next piece is where we look at logistics and the strategic implications of “fighter” planes that consume comical amounts of fuel for absolutely no good reason. 

SUMMARY

Aircraft carriers move, making them infinitely more survivable than airbases, which are fixed, unhideable targets that can be destroyed with long range missiles. However, infinity times zero is still zero, and the survivability of aircraft carriers depends strongly on how well they can evade detection and destruction from submarines. Even if that is done, they can be detected easily by aircraft, and destroyed with other aircraft. Theoretically they should be able to fight back against this, except that the modern ones contain fighter planes that consume such atrocious amounts of fuel that they can’t actually do this. To the extent that they try, they need highly fragile transportation of tens of millions of pounds of aviation fuel from across entire oceans.

Even if all of that goes right I didn’t even get into how little they actually achieve, since I didn’t have time, and that didn’t belong in this piece. Suffice to say, very little. But at least they’re not getting immediately nuked with ICBM’s in the first five minutes of WW3, so aircraft carriers have that going for them.

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Canada Clownworld

Canada’s UN Twitter Account Does Whiny Effeminate “Editing” of Russia’s UN Statement

I can’t even remember what lead me to this, but I found this.

I see that Canada’s UN Twatter account has “helpfully” made some edits to the Russian statement to the UN.

I’m sure this will be a well-reasoned and adult statement by Trudeau’s Feminist Government.

Normally I’d transcribe this, but I’m not sure that’s possible here. Instead you just have to soak in what can only be described as the most bitchmade and whiny Gossip Girl “clap back” shit I have ever seen in my entire life. I do have to highlight one of their “comments” in particular.

COMMENT: Yes. But you are attacking civilians, bombing schools and hospitals, and looting aid. Which makes us think you do not actually believe this? Please explain.

Is it possible to write with uptalk? This lump of soy claims that, yes, yes you can. And I have to say, having seen it, I now believe it.

Once again I’ll highlight one of these whiny comments in particular.

COMMENT: How do you account for Russian forces besieging cities, preventing civilians from fleeing denying humanitarian aid, attacking humanitarian corridors and looting aid? Please explain.

First of all, this retard forgot the comma after “civilians from fleeing.” More importantly, it’s Zelensky who has refused to let Ukrainian civilians flee along the proposed humanitarian corridors that would have allowed them into Russia. This is in clear violation of international law, and an obvious human rights abuse, but Zelensky is on the side of George Soros, so we can’t let little things like human rights violations get in the way of Fake Democracy now can we?

Mmmm hmmm. Das ‘Rite hoaney. Dem Russkie Crackas be all up in dat shieet like straight fiyah. Das wat I be talkin’ bout hoaney.

CBC:

Dmitry Polyanskiy, first deputy permanent representative of Russia to the United Nations, fired back on Thursday:

“Thank you @CanadaONU for this kindergarten-level Russophobic libel!” he wrote on Twitter.

That’s the problem when your enemies are vicious clowns. It’s so hard to choose between making fun of them and pointing out how evil they are. Like, these people support Israelis murdering children as they steal the goyim’s land, and they support selling weapons to Saudi Arabia so they can do the same but even bigger. Then they turn around and lecture Putin for imaginary atrocities while spouting Shadow of Kiev type propaganda.

Having said that, imagine what a whiny, soy infused bitch you’d have to be to write that. An entire screed utterly destroyed by the Russian Diplomat in a single sentence. And frankly, he treated it with more seriousness than it deserved. A simple “LOL, is this satire?” would have been even better.

But don’t worry, we’re going to make Canada a serious country one way or another.

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International

Reminder: The (((Ukraine Government))) Committed Plenty of Atrocities Against Ethnic Russians in Donbass

I’m going to warn you, this piece has a few graphic images. I should also note that this article was written in the summer of 2017, which should give you some perspective on the past eight years of (((Ukrainian Government))) atrocities against ethnic Russians in the Donbas.

Stalker Zone:

July 27th, 2014, is probably the most “black” date in the history of Gorlovka. On this day the UAF fired artillery attacks at the city center, and 22 civilians perished at once, some of them — directly at the station “Melody”, near which the memorial is established. Then the young mother Kristina with her daughter Kira, who wasn’t even one year old, found themselves under the blows of the Ukrainian army. Yes, yes – “Madonna of Gorlovka” … That bloody Sunday — one of the most dreadful pages of the chronicle of the war in Donbass.

The “Madonna of Gorlovka”. The woman, Kristina, with her daughter Kira, who were murdered by the Ukrainian Military indiscriminately striking her town.

Images of a young mother and child at one moment alive, and at another dead are moving, and while I usually look down on people who can’t view things objectively, I can’t help but deny that I feel angered and saddened by such images. To add insult to injury, the shelling was done by the “Ukrainian Anti-Terrorist Forces.” 

Today on 50 Victory Avenue, in the city that survived and held on despite the fiery summer of 2014, a memorial to the killed inhabitants was opened. The memorial includes a stone with the names of 235 dead Gorlovka residents and a sculpture of an angel.

“We are obliged not to forget, and on the other hand — we are obliged to win in order to indeed not to betray those who are no longer with us,” said the chairman of the People’s Council of the DPR Denis Pushilin at the memorial ceremony. “War has been ongoing for more than three years, and, of course, for us it was unexpected that artillery and jets would be used against us. Gorlovka was a simple peaceful city of Donbass, but since recent times it became a stronghold that withstands the blows of our opponents. Unfortunately, war still hasn’t ended, unfortunately, to this day there are still killed and wounded. The memorial will remind the descendants about the events that are now happening in the Republic”.

Denis Pushilin

Keep in mind that all of this is to deny the residents of Donbas the right to self-determination. If they were to vote on being part of Russia or the Ukraine, they would vote similarly to the Crimeans, which is to say, overwhelmingly to join Russia.

Keep that in mind any time you hear reports of our Privileged Class bloviating about “muh Democracy.” This entire conflict exists purely because Zelensky refuses to allow the little peasants to choose which country they want to live in.

Earlier at this place in honor of the dead residents of Gorlovka a stone was established, and in the summer of 2016 the city authorities made the decision to construct a memorial as a memorial sign about the residents of Gorlovka who died during 2014-2017, citizens of Gorlovka laid flowers at the monument, and children brought soft toys to the memorial. On the list of names of the killed residents of Gorlovka are the names of 22 children.

Wow, it’s almost like firing artillery rounds at towns leads to lots of civilian murders. Who could possibly have seen that one coming?

On the third anniversary of the murder of Kristina “Madonna of Gorlovka” and her daughter Kira – excerpt from an interview with Kristina’s mother“Kristina was intelligent. She graduated from our Gorlovka institute of foreign languages. She wanted to achieve much in life. She loved her daughter Kira very much, she wanted and waited for her birth. Already when she was pregnant she asked all the time: ‘When will Kira appear’. She knew how the baby will be named, how she will be.

Oh but are we sure she wasn’t a terrorist? She was murdered by the Ukrainian Anti-Terrorist Forces, so I think that pretty much answers that question.

When Kira was born, Kristina couldn’t let her out of her hands. Kira endlessly sang songs – waking up in the morning she shouted from the bedroom: ‘Ba! Ba!’, and began to sing songs. Our neighbors laughed at everything, as from the first day we constantly sang songs to her. Neighbors asked who sings here? It was me and Kristina. I played French songs and Kira already murmured singing.

You’re telling me this child isn’t a terrorist? Next you’ll be telling me all those Palestinian children Israelis murder on playgrounds aren’t really battle hardened Hamas members.

I still have the feeling that they just went out for a walk, and they will now return, and I will mutter in the evening that you came back so late, it is time to bathe. Every time when they were late and came back, they shouted: ‘Ura! Grandmother, we learned to crawl!’ or ‘Ura! Grandmother, we learned to walk!’, ‘Ura! We weaved the first wreathe!’. Kira just learned to walk. In this park they walked 2-3 times a day, they almost didn’t leave it, there, in this grass they learned both to crawl and walk. They lived in this park and they died there.”

A mother was robbed of her daughter and infant granddaughter by (((Zelensky))). It’s a tragic story, and one you’ll never hear about this from the (((Democracy Class))) media. Something you should remember if you ever encounter some bullshit atrocity propaganda in the wild. I guess some victims are more equal than others.