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Amber Heard ESTABLISHES DOMINANCE in Marital Bed over Weak Beta Johnny Depp

The Sun UK:

A SHOCKING picture said to show Amber Heard’s poo in bed that led to her divorce from Johnny Depp was today the latest dirty laundry aired in their dramatic Hollywood trial.

How is it possible to pun in times like these. Marriage is the most sacred of all vows, and Ms. Heard just shit all over it. And also on the bed as well.

The grim image was shown to one of the most respected judges in the UK as unsavoury details of the couple’s tumultuous relationship were played out.

Alrighty goyim, prepare yourself. I don’t have a spoiler tag plugin, so I have to show the image itself.

Look I’m just saying, psyche yourself up, it’s real bad. When you’re ready, scroll down.

Or skip over it quickly.

What. The. Fuck. Amber?

Depp, 57, vowed to divorce “Amber Turd” after claiming she left poo in the bed in revenge for a furious birthday bust-up.

I make fun of a lot of these Hollywood types and the stuff they’re into, but I kind of have to side with Johnny here. It’s not really clear what the path to redemption is when honeybuns starts pottytraining on the marital bed.

The star said it was a “fitting end” to his relationship with the 34-year-old after the “crass” act in their marital bed in LA in April 2016.

I was never attracted to Amber Heard. She always just looked like some trashy pornstar who happened to suck the right dicks in Hollywood, and was thus astroturfed for a few years as the next big starlet. So it’s not hard for me to sympathize with Depp NOPEing TF out of that marriage, although I can’t understand why he YES’d into it in the first place.

All of which kind of makes me wonder, how attractive would I need to find the girl in order to tolerate her literally shitting the bed in anger?

Quick, Emma Watson got angry because you showed up two hours late to her birthday and shit on the bed. Do you forgive her?

I’m genuinely curious how stunningly beautiful the girl needs to be before this kind of behaviour can be tolerated. I’m not sure it exists. Getting so angry that she shits in the bed is such weird behaviour that I think it’s kind of a deal breaker.

In fact, I know it’s a deal breaker. That sort of disgusting behaviour would really wilt my boner. And I guess it was so offputting that it was too much, even for Johnny Depp.

“Anon, you were late for my birthday party.”

It’s also sort of interesting how subjective female beauty is. And I don’t mean that in the fake and ghey “it’s okay to be a landwhale,” sense. There are plenty of objective markers of beauty, such as white teeth, clear skin, an athletic looking body, etcetera. What I mean is that I’ve had plenty of only somewhat cute girls be attracted to me, and instantly be seen by me as the absolute cutest girl in the whole entire world.

“Ha-ha that’s so *blushes* funny.”

A lot of young people have this idea that you have to be a stunningly handsome or beautiful individual in order to have anyone find you attractive. That’s just not true. Take care of your body, wear clothes that fit you, groom yourself properly, have decent hygiene, and I can as much as guarantee you that you’ll find someone who you view as a 10/10. That’s because if you find any decently attractive person who finds you attractive, you’ll instantly look at them as the Roman Ideal of Beauty.

It’s another reason why I hate online TikTok culture so much. It promotes an obsession with beauty that is unhealthy, and harmful, especially to young people with no real life experiences. If someone isn’t directly in front of you, it’s easy to dismiss them as slightly less hot than the previous online person. It’s very easy to look at someones physical flaws. But if they look at you with that glint in your eye, you would suddenly find yourself not simply intrigued but downright smitten.

Cleaner Hilda Vargas today said she was “horrified and disgusted” to find the “fresh faeces” which she said could only have been left by a human.

The housekeeper, who has worked for Depp for more than 30 years, said: “I pulled back the top sheet on the bed and saw a large pile of faeces.

“I was horrified and disgusted. It was clear to me that this was human faeces.

“I knew that the faeces could not have come from either of Mr Depp’s or Ms Heard’s two small dogs.”

Also, I forgot to mention. When you do find that special someone, try to avoid shitting on their bed. 

The poo had been found in the couple’s bed the morning after Depp had been two hours late to Heard’s 30th birthday party at the Eastern Columbia Building in Los Angeles.

Look, I know it can be hard to not shit on your boyfriend or girlfriends bed. I personally once got so mad at an ex-girlfriend that I stood over her while she was sleeping, newspaper in hand, jeans at my ankles. I was waiting for her to roll over so I could have a bit of space to shit on her side of the bed, and then tuck myself in for a nice snooze. 

Fortunately, it took her too long to roll over, and I reassessed the situation. She had forgotten to order extra sweet and sour sauce for my Chicken McNuggets, so I realized what  nutcase I was for shitting on her side of the bed. I calmed down, and the next morning, when she had left, I peed in her favourite slippers and then blamed her cat. 

Ms Wass said Depp then “grabbed Heard by the hair and pushed her to the ground”.

Depp allegedly left a note for his wife reading “Happy f***ing birthday”, something the star denies.

Look, Amber Heard is a nutcase, but don’t ever let the Manlet Cult tell you that, because Johnny Depp wasn’t “alpha” enough, or some other retarded nonsense, that you can’t find a nice girl who won’t shit in your bed and tell everyone you hit her.

She’s out there for you bro, she just needs you to get in decent shape and ask for her number.

American author iO Tillett Wright named in court as a possible culprit for leaving the excrement in the bed.

I looked up this “iO Tillet Wright,” and it’s a “queer poet,” and probably a tranny. So I guess it’s possible that Amber Heard never really shit the bed after all.

Poor girl got framed by a tranny.

You know, she is single…

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Clownworld International

Ultra Rich Jewess Bette Midler Courageously Believes you should Pay More for Gas to Serve Heeb Geopolitical Interests

Oh my goodness, this is the most stunning and brave Stunning Bravery that I have ever witnessed.

The tears stream down my face as I am personally stunned by this brave and stunning stunnery. Bette “hooknosed” Midler is personally willing to pay a little bit more at the pump if it would save the life of one single Ukrainian child who is not allowed to leave Ukraine because the (((Zelensky))) government violates international law and prevents them from doing so.

That she would make such a personal sacrifice, that cuts her so deep to further the agenda of George Soros moves me to tears. I mean Bette might not pump her own gas, but she drives many exotic cars with terrible MPG. So basically Bette is suffering the hardest of all, but she’s doing it for George Soros, She’s basically a Marvel Comic Book Hero come to real life.

Oh my gawd, she just doesn’t miss. Absolutely owning the goyim here by pointing out the difference between an Israeli, and a Shabbos Goy.

Bette “beady eyed” Midler fires another shot across the boy of World Goyery by pointing out that Kyle Rittenhouse defended America, and wasn’t a huge cuck who went out of his way to die for (((Zelensky))).

I know Bette, it brings tears to my eye and causes me to be literally shaking. Of the thousands of people who have died in this war thus far, Putin is responsible for literally millions of them.

Did I mention that she just don’t miss? Imagine blaming the guy who is responsible for gas prices shooting through the roof, instead of the guy who is very bad and also not good. If you’ve ever stubbed your toe in the shower, or getting out of bed, just imagine Vlad the Bad’s smiling face laughing at you.

Goyim ownage status: Complete. It doesn’t really matter so much that wind turbines require oil to be used in their manufacturing, or that, due to inconsistency in power generation, require a non-wind power grid to provide up to 90% of the actual power. All that matters is that through the power of love and friendship wind turbines equal Putin bad.

Also, you could build nuclear powerplants which actually do provide constant clean energy at a production cost that is legitimately independent of oil prices. But that would be like, a real solution, and our (((Democracy Class))) is desperately short on actual engineering. But in a heroic and brave way.

Hooked Nosed Globalist worth a quarter of a billion dollars yet to get paid for emotional labour of having uppity peasants ungratefully whining about thing that destroys their standard of living. We should all be very grateful that Bette managed to live through this. Imagine being tired of these almost Billionaires sanctimoniously lecturing us while supporting Israel doing violent racial cleansings.

See? Ukraine is geographically fairly small relative to the largest country in the world by geography. Therefore this means that Israel, as an even tinier country, is super heroic when they buy goyim politicians and murder Palestinian goy children. Although Palestine is even smaller, but luckily us jew people have decided that Palestine is not a real country, so it doesn’t count.

God that’s so true and factual. Who could forget when Zelensky bravely hid in a bunker like a little bitch. Or when he temporarily fled Ukraine, like a Chad. Or when he whines constantly about how Goy Countries aren’t dying enough for his personal enjoyment, but in a courageous way.

That might be the funniest thing that I have ever seen. The dove of peace responding to the call of nature right on Vlad the Bad’s head. Potty humour is always funny. Don’t listen to any goy who tells you that you should probably have stopped with that in elementary school at the latest. There is nothing more seemly than a 76 year old woman making scatological humour.

When I saw this poster I just sat there. I was unable to move. I was transfixed. I felt my entire life flash before my eyes. Decisions made, and unmade. The girl who got away. My successes, my failures. All seen through the lens of HOPE. As in, I HOPE that Bette Midler stops acting like such an entitled and whiny kikel online.

But something tells me that’s not going to happen.

Start supporting Israel, goyim.

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Clownworld Consoom Product

GossipGoy: Former Disney Jailbait Campaigns for Real Beauty with New Face

DailyMail:

The Good For You singer posted a selfie to her 288 million Instagram followers on Monday showing off her cleavage in a low cut top made by Louis Vuitton – as she prepared to promote new new movie.

‘Press day for Hotel Transylvania,’ the 29-year-old actress and singer said. ‘Who’s going to watch January 14 on Amazon Prime Video?’

So we’re just not going to talk about her face? I was never a fan of Selena Gomez, being too old and heterosexual to watch Disney. Frankly I never watched that channel when I was a kid, if it even existed.

Regardless, I knew what she looked like, and now she kind of looks like an alien that stole Selena Gomez’s face and is walking around as her.

Selena tagged her stylist, Kate Young, in her post, as well as her hair stylist, Orlando Pita. The Rare Beauty creator also tagged her make-up line, showing her make-up artist, Hung Vanngo, used her own products to achieve the classic look.

I know this is pretty rough, but is she really cute enough to be a glamour model anymore? I know I’m not the intended audience, but she looks like she’s 29 going on 40. And considering that she’s part Asian she’s supposed to get really good aging genetics.

Sweetheart went from this to an HR Geiger creation in about 10 years.

Over the weekend, The Wizards of Waverly Place star penned a heartfelt letter praising her Rare Beauty team for successfully winning over ‘skeptics who doubted their commitment.’

She began her full page ad in Sunday’s issue of The New York Times by saying she spent the holidays reflecting on all that her company has ‘accomplished’ and their exciting 2022 plans.

Gomez recently spoke about the inspiration behind her line during an interview with InStyle, where she discussed how her interest in cosmetics stemmed from her younger years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZ_wAM-Phc

I found this advertisement she does for her own makeup line. She really does not look better in motion. It’s like there’s a certain puffy stillness to her face that gives away the botox injections.

Yes, I read one article by accident on DailyMail “Femail” and I’ve turned into a catty slut. But I’m doing this celeb e-drama ironically so it’s fine.

Also, I still don’t get “femail.” I am aware that the wahmens who came up with that thought they were being extremely clever, but I don’t see the “mail,” part. Like, honey, you can’t just substitute random words that sound the same as a “pun,” you need to be riffing off something.

It’d be like if I said “I’m going two the store tooday so I can get my beauty products to tee hee!” There’s no actual joke there, only some wannabe sloot who has realized that different words are pronounced the same.

She vaguely looks like a react meme here.

Transcript:

There’s so much pressure everywhere to be a certain way. And I feel like the word rare eliminates all of the perfectness. It’s such a beautiful word, especially applying it to people. It’s basically saying you are authentic and you are meant to be who you are and you are rare!

Go on wise one.

Rare is a brand that really is all about accepting who you are and loving who you are. However you look.

This is what wahmens are exposed to in 2022. Some broad whose face comes with a warranty lecturing them about how they should feel happy however they look while also buying makeup from them.

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Clownworld Courtroom Drama

Jury Locked in Trial of Girl Power Hero Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos Fame

Fox Business:

The California jury in the criminal fraud case against Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes says it is deadlocked on 3 of the 11 charges she faces.

The panel, comprised of eight men and four women, sent a note to the judge Monday saying they could not reach a unanimous verdict on its seventh day of deliberation to determine Holmes’ fate.

Judge Edward Davila instructed the jury to continue its deliberations.

The jury could still reach a decision on the remaining eight charges. This story is developing and will be updated.

The Theranos scandal happened long before the creation of this website. A real shame, since it’s quite the story. The short version is that Girl Genius Elizabeth Holmes dropped out of Stanford in 2003 to start Theranos, a biomedical corporation that had invented a revolutionary and disruptive new blood testing company. Like many visionary young geniuses she had started her company while still in her dorm room. That was a bit weird, because unlike tech companies which can often be started on somebodies computer a blood testing corporation is a physical entity that would appear to require a lot of startup capital. Luckily, Elizabeth Holmes was from an extremely well connected family.

Sailer:

Three years later nearly all the other outside directors on Theranos’s board are people who were introduced to the company through Shultz, now 93. They are former Secretary of Defense Bill Perry, former Secretary of State and National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger, former U.S. Senators Sam Nunn and Bill Frist (a heart-transplant surgeon), retired U.S. Navy Adm. Gary Roughead, retired U.S. Marine Corp Gen. James Mattis, former Wells Fargo CEO and chairman Dick Kovacevich, and former Bechtel Group CEO Riley Bechtel.

Holmes, and the Theranos corporation managed to quite easily secure all the startup capital that they needed and then some, with the corporation raising $900 million dollars, and at their height being valued at 10 times that. Makes sense, they had a revolutionary new blood testing procedure that promised to shake up the $75 billion blood testing industry by requiring vastly less blood in a much quicker and less invasive procedure.

Except there was a little problem. You see Girl Genius Elizabeth Holmes hadn’t quite invented the fingertip capillary blood test method that she had claimed to invent. She had more like, how do I put it, invented the idea that being able to take a pinprick of blood from somebodies fingertip would be really great.

Hey guys, did you know that I invented a car that runs on garbage? After that I invented a trampoline that is so springy that it makes the Space Shuttle unnecessary for going to the moon. In the same day I invented a computer that works 10,000 times faster than our current computers. Seconds later I invented a drug that cures all cancer. I came with the idea that those products would be super awesome, so all that’s left for these products to come to market is some boring and fussy engineering implementation details.

And yet all this broad invented was some boring blood testing stuff. Please. I invented 10 times more than that as a child.

The ROK article on her contains some real gems. It also takes me back to way back in the day when I used to read that site.

Return of Kings:

Holmes is a child prodigy who, while living abroad at age 9, claims to have sold C++ compilers to Chinese customers (citation needed), and also got the privilege of working at the Genome Institute in Singapore the summer after her freshman year at Stanford, since she speaks Mandarin, they say.

LMFAO at somebody claiming to have made C++ compilers at age 9 that are so great that they can compete with even pre-existing free solutions. She would be the child tech prodigy of the century if it actually happened, yet it’s just treated as a single sentence throwaway line here.

It ought to be a classic example of making up an insane lie that nobody reasonable could believe. And yet, was swallowed up by the privileged class dipshits who gave her funding.

Whether or not she speaks any Mandarin (props to anyone who can find a clip of her doing so), the gleeful writers trumpeting this grrl power accomplishmentneglected to realize that Singapore’s native language is English, not Chinese. Even theGenome Institute web site is English-only, and none of the student programs require Chinese language. Because Holmes is a Silicon Valley fixture with a Chinese connection, she’s recently been paraded around as America’s answer to Jack Ma.

In reality, she quits school at 19 years old to run a medical technology startup in several areas where PhDs spend decades researching just one aspect of each, and we are supposed to accept the fact that she’s got it all figured out, just like that? Got it.

The sheer delusion of these people. That some 19 year old girl could have some ultra-revolutionary insight into a well established field beggared belief. And she wasn’t even going to school for Biology, only computer science.

She would also put on an unnaturally deep voice, which she used to provide herself with more gravitas. Here she can be seen forgetting to fake her unnaturally deep female baritone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjnsYz-xdOI

Her Chief Scientist, Ian Gibbons, committed suicide in 2013 the night before he was required to testify in a lawsuit about the company’s technology. It was made public knowledge by his wife that he had confided to her that “nothing at Theranos works.” This apparently did not immediately destroy the company.

The Elizabeth Holmes story is a fantastic example of how utterly controlled Hollywood really is. The story has everything. Fraud on an industrial scale, high tech shenanigans, secretaries of state, suicides, courtroom drama. But because it goes against Harvey Weinstein’s narratives it will not be made. Instead you goyim will get garbage like this.

Sailer:

But perhaps the Elizabeth Holmes’ reality distortion field was so strong that all the venture capitalists and famous board members backing her never noticed that she actually wasn’t a genius biotech inventor? Or did it have something to do with everybody who was anybody getting too invested in the idea that it was time for Silicon Valley to have a female Steve Jobs (she wears black turtlenecks like Jobs) to notice?

P.S., Back in October, Holmes was named to the Board of Trustees of the Center for Strategic & International Studies.

Anyway, we finally come to her trial.

Holmes, 37, was charged by federal prosecutors with nine counts of wire fraud and two counts of conspiracy to commit wire fraud over allegations that she deceived investors and patients with her company’s failed blood-testing technology. Each count carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.

Holmes pleaded not guilty to all charges and took to the stand to defend herself during the trial, where she admitted to having regrets but denied defrauding anyone.

She also placed blamed on her former boyfriend and ex-Theranos Chief Operating Officer Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani for allegedly misleading her about the effectiveness of Theranos’ technology, and she accused him of emotional and sexual abuse.

Balwani faces his own trial next year over his alleged role in defrauding the company’s stakeholders.

By all accounts, Ramesh Balwani was a blowhard idiot who was manipulated by Holmes, and not the other way around. It fits with Holmes’ character. There’s no question that she was an excellent manipulator and saleswoman who managed to charm at least some privileged class dipshits at cocktail parties that you aren’t invited to. It’s a narrative that Steve Sailer takes as granted.

Sailer:

The Theranos fiasco is a reminder that There Is No Inner Party that actually understands what’s going on. Holmes recruited a whole bunch of retired Secretaries of State and past or future Defense Secretaries and got investments from insiders like Rupert Murdoch, Larry Ellison, and the Waltons. But her fake-it-til-we-make-it plan to advance medical technology a half-century by sheer willpower without actually knowing much about blood never had a chance of working. But the many Deep State superstars didn’t have somebody who could explain that to them.

Someone on Sailer’s blog leaves this comment.

First time I heard of the claims, I thought “what a pile of bullshit; there is no way it can be true – not without at least a hint of how it is done”. All the other components of the scam came into the focus later. All in all, the scam is pretty remarkable even though I still don’t understand how she managed to get all these people. There must be someone behind the scenes.

I’m all for shitting all over our privileged class, but this was a scam a decade in the making. I get that these people are dipshits. I get that Holmes was a sociopathic manipulator. I get that she served their idiotic Girl Power political narrative. But these were rich and powerful people, could they really be so stupid with hundreds of millions of their own money that they wouldn’t eventually get around to having some scientist evaluate what everybody now acknowledges were laughable claims of efficacy?

Commenter Jim Christian,

Mr. Sailer didn’t quite get to it, but what those bastards REALLY wanted was to put Theranos up for an IPO, fleece the investor public, raise a few tens of billions on say, NASDAQ and as soon as that was done pay themselves and burn cash while reverting Theranos to old tech or figure something else out for it, likely loot it and close it like Solyndra. The “innovative” blood testing was a dangerous sham, the FDA knew it and NASDAQ or whomever would have figured it out. They’re cut off at the pass and it’s about time one of these finally was. Nice try though. The notion that a crooked, empty storefront is “worth” 9 billion is a gag-bag of a joke. The principals at Theranos have turtled and now that the truth is out, everyone with dough in the kitty is looking madly for a way out.

ROK never contemplated any of that stuff.

Solyndra was another “revolutionary and disruptive” tech company that sold solar panels. Turns out their manufacturing method flat out could not compete with traditional solar panel manufacturing, and they went bellyup after an extremely successful IPO. Let’s take another look at that investment team.

Takimag:

Holmes assembled a board of directors featuring a Deep State hall-of-fame lineup, including former secretaries of state Henry Kissinger and George Schultz, current secretary of defense General “Mad Dog” Mattis, and former Senate majority leader Bill Frist. Her Democrats included retired Senate Armed Services Committee chair Sam Nunn, Carter administration defense secretary William Perry, and Al Gore’s superlawyer David Boies.

 

Investors in her Potemkin start-up included Oracle’s Larry Ellison, Mexican monopolist Carlos Slim, New England Patriots owner Robert K. Kraft, various Waltons, and Rupert Murdoch. The press baron lost his $125 million investment, but emerged with some dignity because he refused Holmes’ calls to spike Carreyrou’s 2015 exposé in his WSJ.

Boy, that sure is a high powered and dangerous room to be swindling out of hundreds of millions of dollars. And not with one flashy presentation, but with a decade plus scheme based completely on fraud.

We’ll never really know without FTN sifting through court documents for the truth, but I believe many of her investors were simply trying to pull an IPO scam, as that Sailer commentator claimed. It’s sort of similar to a pyramid scheme, where they get tons of the general public’s money, sell off their shares while paying themselves huge salaries, or transferring the money to themselves in some other way, and slink off before the game is up. They did the same with Solyndra after all.

I’ll write up another piece when the trial is actually finished.

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Current Events

Aryan Warrior Betty White (Power) Passed Away Yesterday

MSN:

In a time where de-segregation was at the forefront of American issues, Betty White championed attempts to keep a Black dancer off her show.

Attagirl Betty. You can always count on Betty “Race War’s Right” White.

The dancer, Arthur Duncan, was featured on “The Betty White Show” that aired in the 1950s. When she was encouraged to keep him on because of the color of his skin, she politely declined.

“I’m sorry, but, you know, this is a show for hard working Americans, if you catch my drift,” White said, according to a PBS biography.

It’s so shocking seeing Betty White young. All the Omegle videos I’ve seen of her curb stombing basketball-Americans are as an old lady. Sadly, in most of the films she starred in when younger she’s wearing a white hood over her face.

White died on Friday, just a few weeks shy of her 100th birthday, news that prompted a look back on a career that included White racial advocacy on many fronts.

Duncan told Steve Harvey in 2017 that White denied him his first job on TV during the premiere of Havey’s “Little Big Shots: Forever Young.”

“I was on the show, and then Betty White threatened to quit the show if I was permitted to stay on there,” the then-83-year-old said.

“Well, our jew producers wrote back and said, ‘Needless to say, we used Arthur Duncan every opportunity we could.’”

Tragic. Truly tragic stuff. But it can’t stop me from appreciating /ourgirl/ Betty. Press F to pay respects, and make sure to use the hashtag #proWhite to show your solidarity with Betty.

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JQ

Judolf the Hooked Nosed Middle Easterner Steals Christmas on HBO

New Semitism just dropped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEx_CBxNrXY

And I’m pretty offended at how unfunny it is. A transcript right from the beginning. The lines are delivered by the (((elf))), Sarah Silverman.

“When you’re a kid there’s only one day a year more special than any other day, and that day is Christmas. And we are the magic behind that day.

So let’s get these fucking kids some fucking presents.”

I just love how the music stops after the first line, and we prepare for the funny. And we’re all supposed to just sit back and go “Holy smokes, Sarah Silverman really went there. She… swore in a video in 2021. How can she keep getting away with it?”

The rest of the video is a collection of (((humour))), and I’m honestly wondering if jews have no actual sense of humour. There’s just so much nepotism in (((Hollywood))) that you get Literally Never Funny kikesses like (((Sarah Silverman))) being put in charge of multimillion dollar HBO projects. So maybe there are some jews that are actually funny, but because they’re 50x over-represented you would never know because you’re still dealing with Sarah “I like Pee” Silverman.

Oh, you like pee Sarah? Wow that’s such a funny thing to say. I think it’s funny that more jew children have, through abortion, been murdered in your womb than in Auschwitz.

Do you see what I just wrote, and the above image? That’s what actually funny shock humour is like. It’s where you say things that are actually funny, and make people guiltily laugh at what you just said.

It’s not professing your love of pee and swearing, you unfunny hack.

The video continues with Seth Rogan playing Santa. He’s not funny either. Nothing that happens is funny, and at one point they make sure you know this is brought to you by the (((unfunny people))) behind Sausage Party.

Alright let’s take a look at who specifically is behind this production.

Holy Dreidel Schlomo, was this written in a Synagogue? There’s more heebs here than a 10 square foot Auschwitz Shower Room Insecticide Chamber.

There’s this next part which I transcribed.

(((elf))): “Good news sir, more American kids believe in you than they do in vaccines or the Holocaust.”

Santa: “That’s great, I mean disheartening for America, but great for us.”

More unfunny bits reveal that Santa Claus is retiring, so they need a new one. Since there’s been no non-White santa, it’s assumed that this is a problem by the (((elves))) and then the hook-nosed elf plots for getting itself to be the new Santa.

The laugh factory continues as we see the characters humourly overusing the term “bitch.”

https://youtu.be/aEx_CBxNrXY?t=87

God these jews are just so funny. It’s a shame we’re going to force them all to climb tall trees before Murderous Aryan Lumberjacks cut the trees down so the jews all fall to their deaths. But we’re not going to have enough material for our Do It Yourself Ikea Furniture Sets without their little jew bones, so it’s the only way.

Anyway, it’s reiterated that Santa being White and Male is a Serious Problem that Needs Being Solved. More unfunny things happen. There’s more crude vulgarity from the ovenable jew writers, and then it mercifully ends.

Needless to say it has not been a hit with the goyim. The comment section is absolutely ripping the elves to shreds. Some others laugh at YouTube disabling dislikes to “help small content creators.”

These were just the top, and remember that YouTube has extremely strict auto-censoring of comments.

Frankly, we might have to actually pirate and watch this for more content.

UPDATE: Silverman makes it explicit that elves == jews.

UPDATE: Comment section and other comments are just too absurdly based to ignore.

UPDATE: Reddit chimes in.

UPDATE: It just keeps happening, and we’re up to 30k dislikes and 1.3k likes.

UPDATE: Apparently a 100k subscriber Borderlands 2 Let’s Play streamer is in there spitting fire.

You love to see it.

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Current Events Shooting

Alec Baldwin Goes on Shooting Rampage

Alec Baldwin, anti-gun activist and general cunt, shot a “prop gun,” at the cinematographer on the set of his latest vanity project “rust.”

Halyna Hutchins, the murdered woman.

Definitely explains why he pointed the gun at the cinematographer and pulled the trigger…

I say prop gun, because the WMD Liars keep saying prop gun. Instead they should be saying “gun,” because that’s what it was. Saying “prop gun,” is like saying that a real house that people are shooting a film in is a “prop house.” Or maybe if you’re filming a documentary on Great White sharks and then coked up Alec Baldwin jumps in the water. So you later refer to him being eaten by some “prop sharks.”

Alec Baldwin had a real gun, for no reason, that had at least one real bullet inside of it, for no reason. He then waived this real gun loaded with real bullets around on set, and then squeezed the trigger, for no reason, while pointing this towards the cinematographer, for no reason.

THERE WAS A BULLET IN THE GUN!?

Apparently it isn’t Standard Hollywood Operating Procedure to give the coked up has-beens lethal weapons. I mean that sort of makes sense, because what was the purpose of the gun anyway? I don’t see any film reason why you would just give Alec “coke now pls” Baldwin a lethal firearm. Is it supposed to be part of the scene? Is he supposed to fire it on camera? Was he being pranked?

Well considering that Baldwin is apparently a horrible, awful human being according to everyone who has ever met him, I’ve got a theory. His vanity project, Rust, was shitty. The script probably sucked. I can’t find the trailer online, I believe because we’re too early in production, but it was probably straight up trash starring Alec Baldwin.

Also, in said movie he plays a guy trying to clear his grandsons name. His grandson is accused of… accidentally murdering someone with a gun.

Blue Checkmark of David spotted.

Alec “you’re just a peasant to me” Baldwin was driving the production crew too hard. Maybe they were even laughing at him behind his back and he caught wind of this. They get fed up and went on strike, but he’d already brought in scab labour, in a capitalist power play.

His scab workers can be easily bullied, and don’t have any leverage to stand up for themselves. Instead they allow Alec “I’M THE STAR” Baldwin to bring on a real gun, which then gets loaded with real bullets. Although I don’t know why did they even have real bullets on set in the first place????

Anyway, Baldwin knows damn well that his gun is loaded, and, in a haze of anger and cocaine, points it at the cinematographer who had the audacity, nay, the temerity to demand slightly better working conditions for the others, and pulls the trigger. Only after murdering her does he realize that maybe he just kind of fucked up. Which we can see in the picture below, taken after Baldwin killed this woman.

The mask surprisingly did not stop the spread of Baldwin killing people with guns.

Wait a minute. Why the fuck does Baldwin have a mask in his left hand? Were they filming with masks on? What possible use could you have for a mask, it’s outdoors FFS. Jesus Christ, the sheer reality avoidance of Hollywood types astounds me. They have these masks in their pockets, ready to be pulled out to “fight against Covid19,” and yet they just waive around real guns loaded with real bullets on set and give these to coke addicted narcissists who get agitated when they have to work the occasional 10 hour day.

Just the type you want to give loaded firearms to for no reason.

Unfortunately for me I accidentally read the next two paragraphs of that story, a puff piece on Baldwin’s 2019 memoirs that came out, entitled “Nevertheless.” Yes, he called his biography “Nevertheless.” Here’s an excerpt from that book.

“I got sober when I was just about to turn 27,” the actor said. A support group helped Baldwin find his way towards sobriety. In his book he writes, “God got me sober. That day, God was a black, 65-year-old retired postal worker named Lenny.

“Kill me now. WAIT NO ALEC I DIDN’T MEAN IT.”

Of course it’s conjecture that he intentionally killed the cinematographer, but he had motive to, and he was waving around a real gun that was loaded for absolutely no reason. Then he pointed at her for no reason and pulled the trigger for no reason.

Baldwin cast to type

I mean it’s just a theory. Either Alec Baldwin intentionally killed a bitch, or the people lecturing us about gun control have no problem waiving around loaded handguns and squeezing the triggers while pointing them at people. It’s sort of win-win for us.

Guns don’t kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people.

UPDATE: Here’s a video of the gun control safety person from their twitter.

I’m adding the screencap because you never know when twitter will censor.

Yes, this is actually real. Her name is Hannah Reed. And yes, this is the actual person that Alec Baldwin handpicked for gun safety.