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Clownworld International

Ultra Rich Jewess Bette Midler Courageously Believes you should Pay More for Gas to Serve Heeb Geopolitical Interests

Oh my goodness, this is the most stunning and brave Stunning Bravery that I have ever witnessed.

The tears stream down my face as I am personally stunned by this brave and stunning stunnery. Bette “hooknosed” Midler is personally willing to pay a little bit more at the pump if it would save the life of one single Ukrainian child who is not allowed to leave Ukraine because the (((Zelensky))) government violates international law and prevents them from doing so.

That she would make such a personal sacrifice, that cuts her so deep to further the agenda of George Soros moves me to tears. I mean Bette might not pump her own gas, but she drives many exotic cars with terrible MPG. So basically Bette is suffering the hardest of all, but she’s doing it for George Soros, She’s basically a Marvel Comic Book Hero come to real life.

Oh my gawd, she just doesn’t miss. Absolutely owning the goyim here by pointing out the difference between an Israeli, and a Shabbos Goy.

Bette “beady eyed” Midler fires another shot across the boy of World Goyery by pointing out that Kyle Rittenhouse defended America, and wasn’t a huge cuck who went out of his way to die for (((Zelensky))).

I know Bette, it brings tears to my eye and causes me to be literally shaking. Of the thousands of people who have died in this war thus far, Putin is responsible for literally millions of them.

Did I mention that she just don’t miss? Imagine blaming the guy who is responsible for gas prices shooting through the roof, instead of the guy who is very bad and also not good. If you’ve ever stubbed your toe in the shower, or getting out of bed, just imagine Vlad the Bad’s smiling face laughing at you.

Goyim ownage status: Complete. It doesn’t really matter so much that wind turbines require oil to be used in their manufacturing, or that, due to inconsistency in power generation, require a non-wind power grid to provide up to 90% of the actual power. All that matters is that through the power of love and friendship wind turbines equal Putin bad.

Also, you could build nuclear powerplants which actually do provide constant clean energy at a production cost that is legitimately independent of oil prices. But that would be like, a real solution, and our (((Democracy Class))) is desperately short on actual engineering. But in a heroic and brave way.

Hooked Nosed Globalist worth a quarter of a billion dollars yet to get paid for emotional labour of having uppity peasants ungratefully whining about thing that destroys their standard of living. We should all be very grateful that Bette managed to live through this. Imagine being tired of these almost Billionaires sanctimoniously lecturing us while supporting Israel doing violent racial cleansings.

See? Ukraine is geographically fairly small relative to the largest country in the world by geography. Therefore this means that Israel, as an even tinier country, is super heroic when they buy goyim politicians and murder Palestinian goy children. Although Palestine is even smaller, but luckily us jew people have decided that Palestine is not a real country, so it doesn’t count.

God that’s so true and factual. Who could forget when Zelensky bravely hid in a bunker like a little bitch. Or when he temporarily fled Ukraine, like a Chad. Or when he whines constantly about how Goy Countries aren’t dying enough for his personal enjoyment, but in a courageous way.

That might be the funniest thing that I have ever seen. The dove of peace responding to the call of nature right on Vlad the Bad’s head. Potty humour is always funny. Don’t listen to any goy who tells you that you should probably have stopped with that in elementary school at the latest. There is nothing more seemly than a 76 year old woman making scatological humour.

When I saw this poster I just sat there. I was unable to move. I was transfixed. I felt my entire life flash before my eyes. Decisions made, and unmade. The girl who got away. My successes, my failures. All seen through the lens of HOPE. As in, I HOPE that Bette Midler stops acting like such an entitled and whiny kikel online.

But something tells me that’s not going to happen.

Start supporting Israel, goyim.

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International

Ukraine Needs 1 Trillion of your Taxdollars, Apparently

Atlantic Council:

Less than two weeks into Putin’s Ukraine War, the conflict has already left much of the country in ruins. After encountering unexpectedly tough resistance from Ukrainian forces in the initial days of the invasion, the Russian military has since focused its efforts on the indiscriminate bombing of Ukrainian towns and cities

In the time honoured tradition of the Weapons of Mass Destruction Liars they just say something wildly at odds with reality and move on. Russia is a country with nuclear weapons, but they could easily level all the cities in Ukraine even with conventional weaponry. Instead of doing that, they’re encircling these cities, and trying to evacuate the citizens, which the (((Ukrainian Government))) is not allowing.

These terror tactics have resulted in countless atrocities and a rapidly rising civilian death toll. Russia’s attack has also destroyed Ukrainian infrastructure and decimated the country’s economy. In order to prevent a complete economic collapse, the international community must now urgently provide Ukraine with tens of billions of dollars in emergency funding. 

Vlad the Bad’s TERROR TACTICS have utterly destroyed the Ukrainian Economy, goyim. Countless atrocities have been committed. Countless, I tell you. Just so many that counting them all is theoretically impossible, even for the best counters among us. We’re going to need a lot of your taxdollars to be funneled into the utterly corrupt state of Ukraine.

Even greater sums will be required for the rebuilding of Ukraine. Assuming the majority of today’s Ukraine emerges from the current conflict unoccupied, this reconstruction program promises to be the biggest undertaking in modern European history. Entire new cities will eventually rise from the rubble, transforming the country and helping to guarantee the European future Ukrainians are fighting for.

Uh, what? We’re building entire new cities now. I mean, why exactly? And how is this a “reconstruction effort.” That sounds more like a construction effort that you could do in literally any country.

How much will all this cost? Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki recently stated that the European Union should establish a EUR 100 billion fund to rebuild Ukraine.

Okay, typical politician babbling. He’s just establishing an incredibly high number so that another absurdly high number looks good by comparison. I mean there’s no way that they could be taking –

This may be a conservative estimate. If Russia continues to bomb Ukraine at the current rate, we can expect the costs of the war to be much higher, perhaps even reaching over USD 1 trillion.

Give the (((Ukrainian Government))), long recognized as the most corrupt in Europe $1 Trillion of your taxdollars, goy. You’re just a bad person if you don’t approve of this plan, you little Putin Enjoyer you.

The international community’s immediate priority must be to prop up the Ukrainian economy. Ukraine needs its allies to launch a fund that will pump billions of dollars into its economy on a monthly basis in order to counter the catastrophic losses incurred due to Putin’s war.  

I have to hand it to them, the shameless money grab is almost admirable in a weird way. Demanding that we pump billions into the nebulous concept that is the Ukrainian Economy, but through utterly corrupt Ukrainian Government Institutions, of course.

A country fighting off a military superpower cannot accept regular financing in the form of ordinary loans from the IMF and other international financial institutions. Ukraine is not Greece. It did not bring on an economic crisis due to financial mismanagement. Instead, Ukraine is the innocent victim of Europe’s first full-scale military invasion since the days of Adolf Hitler.  

Imagine reading this neocon propaganda and nodding your head along in agreement. “Why yes, those SOciAlISt GReeKs mismanaged their economy. Not like the glorious Zelensky.” Ukraine was a country with a GDP per capita of just over $3,000 long before any invasion happened.

Above all, the international community must recognize that Ukraine is not simply fighting for itself; it is defending the entire post-World War II international order. The very least the West can do is help Ukrainians stay financially afloat and provide funds for the reconstruction of their shattered country.

George Soros is a big Zelensky fan. The least you could do is send him a trillion of your taxdollars, goy.

According to some estimates, Ukraine needs a minimum of USD 10 billion per month to make up for its losses due to Russia’s invasion. This might seem like too much at first glance but it is doable, especially if a broad coalition of nations is mobilized.

No, no, if anything I think you’re asking too little. $10B a month is only $120B per year. I mean money literally grows on trees so it’s not like there’s any downside to just printing massive quantities of it and giving it to utterly corrupt regimes like Zelensky.

I think it’s great to check in with these propagandists every now and then. A bit of exposure to the utterly insane ideas that are taken seriously by our (((Democracy Class))) can be eye opening.

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International

Devious Kikel Ukrainian President Zelensky Claims “Millions Will Die” Unless Schlomo gets Everything that he Wants

Earlier today I saw this video of Zelensky going on about Putin Bad and all that. It was my first exposure to Zelensky’s mannerisms, and I was creeped out beyond all repair.

First, watch the video and take a minute to soak in the guys shifty demeanor. Like every two seconds he starts looking around the room randomly. But then he stares straight at the reporters eyes.

I mean I really cannot oversell the disgust reaction that this creature inspires in me. However, we have to get to the meat of his speech, so I made a transcript below.

They want us to feel like animals because they blocked our cities. The biggest cities in Ukraine and uh they blocked because they don’t want our people to get some food, water. Yesterday for example children. I don’t know if you know. Children in Mariupol was, you know. The child, was dead. You know.

That is their idea of this operation or I don’t know how to put it – telling about it. So that is the idea. So… do with Ukraine as animals. But we are not.

Of course it’s (((Zelensky))) who has prevented Ukrainian civilians from leaving. That’s because he views the Ukrainians as animals, mere goy-cattle to serve at his pleasure. And he decided that they were worth more through propaganda dead over alive. 

Reporter: So how do you stop it? Are you prepared to do a deal. You’ve said you are happy to talk.

Pretty reasonable question. After all, Russia’s goals are far from unintelligible, or unreasonable. They just want Ukraine to go back to being a neutral country, with no nuclear weapons and no NATO membership. They also want the ethnic Russians in Ukraine to stop being mistreated, possibly with a repeat of the Crimea vote. On top of that, the Ukrainian Regime under Zelensky doesn’t exactly have any leverage remaining.

So how does this weird little kikel answer the question?

Zelensky: We can’t stop alone of this. 

Reporter: How is it going to be stopped?

Zelensky: Only if the world will unite around Ukraine. 

Reporter: They are united around Ukraine.

Zelensky: It’s still very slowly. You can feel it only when you’re here. Because, the people in Europe or the USA are far from Ukraine. You are far from this tragedy. And so you cannot understand the details because you are not fighting here. And I understand why. And I don’t want them to be fighting but these countries can help, can unite.

Because we can’t speak of the – and I’m sorry that I am speaking again and again of these problems but we are speaking of children and hospitals and you know that these uh these numbers of child deaths and uh.

So, we are speaking ’bout closing the sky. You can’t decide to close or not to close. You can’t decide. If you are united against the nazism and this terror you have to close. Don’t make me asking you several times you know million times you know close the sky. No, you have to phone us, to our people, who lost their children and say “sorry, we didn’t do it yesterday. One week ago. We didn’t push Putin. We didn’t speak with him a lot. We didn’t found – find the dial with him. We did nothing.” And it’s true. Yesterday the world did nothing.

I don’t know what’s funnier, his bizarre entitlement, or the fact that he’s kind of right. I mean for all their bloviation, NATO countries have done fuck all. I’ve covered many times before how enforcing a no-fly zone would be extremely difficult, if not outright impossible, but at least it would be failing at doing something that actually mattered. Instead the Trudeau’s and Biden’s of the world just bloviate constantly, put on theatrical “rebukes,” and then whine like little bitches as Vlad the Bad does whatever the fuck he wants.

Reporter: Boris Johnson, British Prime Minister, as a number of elite world leaders say if they do that, if they “close the sky,” that could exacerbate that. That could make the situation even worse. If they provide – if they allow Poland to provide the jets and station it on NATO land that would make it worse. 

Zelensky: What does mean worse, for whom? So the first question is rhetoric. And we don’t need rhetoric questions and answers. We have to have contradict things (what?). So it would be worse for whom? For our families? No. For whom? For them? No, who knows, nobody knows. But we know exactly that now it is very bad. And in future it will be too late. And, believe me, believe me, if it’s prolong this way, yes, you will see, they will close the sky. But we’ll lose millions of people.

Yes apparently millions of unnamed and unspecified people will die unless WW3 is started through military action in Ukraine. If WW3 is started, then no one will die. But if WW3 is avoided, dear god, all bets are off. Personally I’m predicting trillions of deaths in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, but I understand Zelensky didn’t want to seem too alarmist.

What a good guy this Zelensky. Truly the leader of Freedom Democracy. All the more because he jailed the leader of the opposition party and shut down three major news television networks because they were critical of him. Just like a Freedom Democrat must do on behalf of International Finance Capital.

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International

Jew Roman Abramovich Finally Sanctioned by Canada and Others

You may remember me writing an article on the absurdity of Canada sanctioning Russian oligarchs, but not literally the richest one, Roman Abramovich. Well it appears that the utter absurdity of that was a bit too much, and he’s finally hit with the sanctions.

CBC:

Canada has announced another round of sanctions against Russia, including high-profile oligarch Roman Abramovich.

In total, five top business leaders were added on Friday to the list of those deemed to be enabling President Vladimir Putin in his war against Ukraine.

The federal government also sanctioned 32 organizations and companies associated with Russia’s military and security services, including the country’s foreign intelligence service.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who announced the new penalties on the last day of his European trip, said the Russian elites will be prevented from doing business in Canada and their assets will be frozen.

Abramovich, owner of Chelsea Football Club in the United Kingdom, also holds a 28 per cent stake in Evraz, the steel company that has operations in Western Canada.

I’ll remind you that (((Abramovich))) is the richest man in Russia, and is known to have a good relationship with Putin. Yet only now are they finally sanctioning him. Methinks there was some (((lobbying))) behind the scenes here.

Trudeau said the federal government has been mindful of the potential impact, but remains confident there will be no impact on the 1,700 people who work for Evraz in Regina. 

“The sanctions on Russian officials and oligarchs like Abramovich are directed at them so that they cannot profit or benefit from economic activities in Canada — or the hard work of Canadians working in companies that they have investments in,” Trudeau said in Warsaw, before boarding a flight home.

Boy, there sure are a whole lot of foreign billionaires making tons of money extracting profits off of Canadian Labour. Luckily, the structural problems that there are foreign owned businesses in Canada, or even billionaires in the first place is being totally ignored. That would be good for the people, so we can’t have that in Freedom Democracy. 

Trudeau continued to insist, as he has throughout his trip, that sanctions are having a meaningful effect on Russia’s ability to wage war in Ukraine.

“We have seen the collapse of the Russian economy, collapse of the ruble, the shutdown continually of the Russian stock exchange,” he said. 

Sigh. Sanctions will have literally no effect on the military itself, since they don’t rely on the stock exchange to run. JFC. If anything, a lowering of the price of oil would actually increase their ability to wage war, since modern militaries are limited by fuel, and they now have more of it.

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Anti-White Pervertism

Jussie Smollett’s Attacker Finally Jailed

For my coverage of the Smollett Trial, go here.

MSN:

After a three-year saga over a hate-crime hoax, former “Empire” star Jussie Smollett spent his first night in jail.

Plot twist: This was all an elaborate plan for Jussie Smollett to be surrounded by lots of ripped men who want to bang him, prison style. 

The 39-year-old entertainer was booked in Chicago late Thursday after an hours-long sentencing hearing. Smollett officially became a “permanently convicted felon” when Cook County Judge James Linn read aloud his sentence in court and told him that it would begin immediately.

Smollett then entered Cook County Jail to serve the first of his 150-day sentence for lying to police about faking a racist and homophobic attack on himself in January 2019. That’s when he claimed that two assailants targeted him on a frigid Chicago night for being Black and gay, beat him, put a rope around his neck, splashed him with a liquid chemical and told him this is “MAGA country,” referring to former President Trump’s campaign slogan of “Make America Great Again.”

I don’t really have much to add. The Smollett memes were just way too good to pass up another opportunity to roll them out.

The roughly five-month jail sentence was coupled with 2½ years of felony probation. Linn also ordered the entertainer to pay $120,106 in restitution to the city of Chicago and a $25,000 fine for his crimes.

I actually didn’t include that in my last article on Smollett, probably because it was decided by this judge right now. Paying $150k is no joke, even if this B-list actor has the money.

Smollett sat quietly through most of Thursday’s courthouse proceedings, but the hearing took a dramatic turn when he learned he would be incarcerated — a punishment his attorneys, family and famous friends — including the Rev. Jesse Jackson and actors Alfre Woodard and LaTanya and Samuel L. Jackson — encouraged the judge to reconsider during the mitigating factors portion of the hearing.

Samuel L. Jackson, Jesse Jackson, and two people nobody has ever heard of are all that remains of the Smollett Defense Force.

“I am not suicidal, and I am innocent,” Smollett yelled in the courtroom before being led away in handcuffs. “If I did this, then it means that I stuck my fist in the fears of Black Americans in this country for over 400 years. And the fears of the LGBT community.

No, you’re right Jussie. There really were two Nigerian KKK members hanging around in clan robes in downtown Chicago at 3 AM in the morning with a noose and bleach. They really did go up to you and say “hey, you’re that faggot nigger from Empire.” These KKK members were big fans of Empire, which is how they knew that. Then they loosely put a noose over your head while sprinkling a few drops of diluted bleach on you. Then they cackled “this is MAGA country,” as they left, cackling with glee.

Truly Whitey will stop at nothing to keep dem faggot brothas down.

“Your Honor, I respect you and I respect the jury, but I did not do this. And I am not suicidal. And if anything happens to me when I go in there, I did not do it to myself and you must all know that,” he added, raising his fist. “I am innocent. I could have said I am guilty a long time ago.”

Okay Jussie, I believe you.

A spokesperson for the Cook County Sheriff’s Office told The Times on Friday that Smollett would undergo a routine booking process, which includes a comprehensive medical, mental health and security assessment. He will be placed in appropriate confinement, tested for COVID-19 at intake and offered a vaccination if he hasn’t been vaccinated or received a booster shot.

I agree that Smollett isn’t crazy. He just constructed a really horribly executed hate crime hoax. Which is itself a hate crime against White People, but wasn’t charged that way. He thought he could get away with it, and found out that he couldn’t, but it was reasonable to think that he could do it, as disgusting as that is.

God the Smollett memes were just so fantastic.

I’m barely halfway through them all, but we have to end here. Sadly, there’s no more article to stretch this out.

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International

Sexy GOP Lawmaker Madison Cawthorn calls (((Zelensky))) a Thug and Evil

CTV:

North Carolina Republican Rep. Madison Cawthorn recently called Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky a “thug” and the Ukrainian government “incredibly evil,” criticizing the country and its leader as Russia invades it.

House Rep Madison Cawthorn R-NC

Wow, what a good looking fella. The guy looks like Tom Brady’s more ripped younger brother.

You’d expect a guy who looked like that to be the worst kind of (((Donor-Class))) shill, but he’s out there speaking truth to power. I vaguely remember this guy saying some pro-Israel stuff, so I’m far from endorsing him as a politician, but this is definitely him going off the reservation.

Having said that, it’s a little bit weird how he’s sitting down in all of his pictures. I mean what are the odds of –

Oh. Pretty good then.

Cawthorn’s statements were aligned with former President Donald Trump’s praise of Russian President Vladimir Putin but in sharp contrast to the United States’ broad bipartisan support for Ukraine.

Bipartisan support! Well then it must be good. If something is so important to our privileged class that politicians give up their pretext of fighting each other to rush to openly just do whatever their donors want then the little people are sure to benefit.

“To my colleague in the House, I would push back and say it’s not Ukraine that is invading Russia,” said Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst. “It is Russia invading Ukraine.”

“Like 90% of the country is with Ukrainians and is opposed to Putin,” added South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham. “So when you see a member of Congress say things like this, the one thing I want you to know: they’re outliers.”

Sen Lindsey Graham R-SC

I mean if Lindsey Graham supports something you know it must be true. BTW, please go read our exclusive interview with Graham. You can find that here. Truly, it’s a fascinating window into the mind of a noble and principled leader.

Two North Carolina House Republican candidates running against Cawthorn also blasted his anti-Ukraine sentiments.

Okay I’m starting to piece this together more. Cawthorn is up for re-election. As a result, he has to appeal to the masses, which means attacking the Ukrainian government. Contrary to what constantly online types, even BoomerCons are very skeptical of Zelensky and Ukraine, considering that Hunter Biden getting sweetheart deals with the Ukrainian gov is fresh in their minds. Ukraine is well known for being a corrupt country, with the Guardian themselves calling it the most corrupt country in Europe as recently as 2015.

“I do not understand how anyone in American public office could call Zelensky a ‘thug’ while Ukraine is under such vicious assault,” said Michele Woodhouse.

“Let’s be clear. The thug is Vladimir Putin,” tweeted state Sen. Chuck Edwards. “We must unite as a nation to pray for President Zelensky and the brave people of Ukraine who are fighting for their lives and their freedom. Anything less is counter to everything we stand for in America.”

Michele Woodhouse, congress hopeful

It’s interesting to watch the WMD Liars engaging in bipartisan support to try to deny Cawthorn a spot in congress. Trying their hardest to bring about that media run state that TRS guys talk about.

“Remember that Zelensky is a thug,” said Cawthorn in the video. “Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and it is incredibly evil and it has been pushing woke ideologies.”

I like what I’m hearing. Let me see if he immediately starts walking this back.

Walkback levels: 5/10. I’ve seen far cuckier responses from cuckservatives.

And speaking of that “woke ideology,” above we see a video of (((Zelensky))) angrily “clapping back,” at some little Ukrainian Peasant who dared ask him some question about perverts. Start supporting Zelensky, goy.

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International

There will be no No-Fly Zone in Ukraine

It appears sanity prevailed. There was an outside chance that our Democracy Class would LARP like they were militarily in position to establish a no-fly zone in the Ukraine, and then use NATO planes getting shot down to start WW3. However, that appears to be too delusional, even for them.

CTV:

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says he was forced to deny Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s request to authorize a no-fly zone over Ukraine citing fears about triggering an escalation from Russian forces.

Speaking to CTV National News Chief Anchor and Senior Editor Lisa LaFlamme, Trudeau confirmed Zelensky asked him directly to implement a no-fly zone over Ukraine during a phone call Thursday.

Trudeau called the request and resulting response “heartbreaking,” noting that Zelensky has been asking for the no-fly zone for “many days.”

“It is something that is heartbreaking. To have to say we can do so many things to support, but the risk of escalation, the risk of spreading… of involving NATO in a direct conflict if we send NATO planes over Ukraine to shoot down Russian planes,” Trudeau said.

“We can do an awful lot and we’re doing everything we can. But we can’t do that.”

I know this is neither here nor there, but this is pretty much my first time seeing Chrystia Freeland in action, and oh my goodness are her teeth yellow. I mean that is one snaggletoothed monstrosity. And it’s even creepier in motion.

There have been ongoing calls for NATO to impose a no-fly zone over Ukraine since Russia’s invasion of the country despite the repeated rejection of the idea by western leaders concerned about triggering a wider war in Europe.

I’ve brought this up earlier, but the No Fly Zone was always a LARP right from the beginning. The Russians have the ability to do long range air or missiles strikes on airbases from a greater distance than the combat range of our fighter planes. So there aren’t really any airbases that they can stage these planes from in the first place. At least not any that wouldn’t get immediately destroyed.

And if you’re thinking that they might try to fly planes from Poland or elsewhere, with some bullshit propaganda ready to go about how Russia is attacking a NATO country when they blow up that airbase, well that’s just not a military reality. If we staged planes from Lublin, Poland, to Kiev, Ukraine, that’s just a touch over 500 km, giving us little to no time in our fighters over the enemy. And Kiev is 600+ km from Mariupol and the actual Eastern Front. 

It’s entirely possible that I gave our (((Privileged Class))) too much credit with not deliberately starting WW3. They didn’t have the ability to do that, so they all LARPed like they were just choosing not to escalate, instead of having Putin and Geography deciding that for them. It’s entirely possible that if they could fly planes from, say, Poland to the relevant parts of Ukraine that we would already be in WW3 right now.

When asked where the line should be drawn, Trudeau said Putin already crossed it by invading Ukraine.

Which is why we’re treated to all this impotent whining.

“Putin already crossed the red line. He has already invaded a sovereign country, broken the UN charter, shown an absolute disregard for human life and the rule of law… and that is why the world is responding with the best tools we could possibly have to save more lives and put an end to this,” he said.

Once again, I show you Israel.

Never forget that Trudeau is a huge jew nationalist Israel shill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_z5zgeoyC0&ab_channel=TheNotoriousDr.

Some of those rallying NATO to step in have suggested that the alliance is sacrificing Ukraine to save Europe – a notion Freeland disagrees with.

“I believe that Ukraine is fighting to save Europe,” she said.

“I think they are the moral leaders of the world right now and we all know they are fighting for themselves because they have to right now but they are also fighting for us. They are fighting for democracy… This is a fight between democracy and tyranny.

Kill me now.

Asked about Putin’s state of mind, Trudeau said “Putin has painted himself into a corner.”

“Right now, he’s beginning to see he cannot win, the resolve of the Ukrainians is too strong,” he said. “The resolve of the rest of the world, the condemnation of 141 countries of the UN of what he’s done means he is in a very bad place of his own making, is his own responsibility and we will continue to make sure that he stops.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46gs3JJIZyY&ab_channel=DanzigHDMapper

I dunno about that. Things seem to be going pretty swimmingly for Bad Man Putin. Just compare the shots from the first few days to now.

How it started.

How it’s going.

The above video is actually the very first video I have ever seen of this Zelenskyy fellow, and my god is he shifty. I’ll have to break it down in an upcoming article.

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Satire

Ghost of Kiev Reads Poem to Vladimir Putin: “If I was your Father”

You may remember the “Ghost of Kiev,” propaganda hoax that I debunked days ago.

It was a story so ludicrous that I felt the need to create my own satire, the Shadow of Kiev real life true event habbening. Remember, it’s not about whether something happened, or even could have happened, it’s about whether the goyim believing it serves the interests of Schlomo and the Rabbis of Zion.

Well apparently I spoke too soon, because the Ghost of Kiev is back with another UttEr HuMILiaTIoN oF RuSSiA, this time in the form of a poetry reading. Specifically, “Dear Putin, if I was your father…”

Dear President Vladimir Putin, I am not your father, but I could be.

If you let me.

You would have room to grow.

So that one day, a message of love and togetherness you could bestow.

I would have taught you that every little rock and bug on this planet has a soul that is eternal, and needs to be cherished.

Not a target for artillery bombardmented.

Tears of joy stream down my face as I sit there in a certain kind of orgasmic stupor as these beautiful words of love and kindness wash over me. Truly bugs should not be considered targets for artillery bombardmented.

Vladimir, not my name of choice.

I would have named you strong, wise, valiant.

So that my son could speak with a good voice.

Lucas Putin, of the highest pedigree.

The whole human race, would have to agree.

Or maybe Mason Putin.

Mason would study medicine for a year at University, before realizing it’s too hard. Then go on a surfing trip to find himself.

Or maybe Scott Putin. Scott would wear dirty old courdoroys with stains everywhere, but he wouldn’t care. He would smell like French cigarettes and the world. And drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. Tell you stories until 5 AM. And together you could watch the sun come up over *some hill* in Rome. Kicking back bottles of cheap wine, laughing.

Scott Putin only needs a Eukele and a passport to be at peace with the universe, not tanks and bombs.

Scott Putin sounds like a total Chad. Well maybe not that. Scott’s more like a drifter with delusions of grandeur, but still, the point remains. Scott Putin is so much better than this bloodthirsty warmongerer that we got.

If I was Putin’s father, I would have bounced you on my knee.

And filled your heart with glee.

So that you could see,

That the world doesn’t have to be filled with pain and strife,

Because there’s a better life.

And can I just say that, while it’s less important than the crucial moral message, the poeticism on display here is truly breathtaking.

If I was Putin’s father I would tear apart the domineering patriarchal values that caused such strife. I would lead by example, so he would retain his mothers name. So he would be Vladimir Putin-Hyde.

If I was Putin’s father, my little baby Putin would never feel hunger, or ever feel fear. My little baby Putin would never ever go to jail, or end up as a statistic in KKK America, where a Black Man just dies. If he’s Black, he just dies.

I don’t even know why I’m allowing this love-speech on my site. Here I am trying to harden the goyim’s hearts to hate, and yet this loving truth is wrapping its little tendrils around my blackened heart and leaving only friendship and happiness in its stead. This is why we must start supporting Israel, goyim.

Also the IDF babes.

If I was Putin’s father, Putin would be a progressive and kind leader, who would throw out all of Russia’s history books. And teach Russia Chicana Feminism. And never again would a Russian Man’s hand be wrapped around a Latino Womans throat.

Putin, if I was your daddy I would teach you about all the gays and Blacks.

So you would think twice, about Ukraine you attack.

If I was your dad,

I would be so glad.

You gotta love Sam Hyde.

If I was Putin’s father, I would have circumsized him extra, so that he would know how hard it would be to grow up with a womans clitoris.

The comments are arguably better than the poem itself.

Pour one out for Samantha Hyde, the transgender Ghost of Kiev, here to stop Bad Man Putin from his murderous rampage over the reddit tranny volunteer dilation force.

Not because he’s dying, more because it looks like he’s getting evicted. Hope that’s part of some sketch he’s doing and he’s not actually falling on hard times.

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International

Even WMD Liars Call Trudeau’s Staged “Rebuke” of Putin “Theatrical”

CTV:

ADAZI, LATVIA — Justin Trudeau joined NATO allies Tuesday in staging a theatrical rebuke of Russia’s war on Ukraine from a heavily armoured war-games field and in a floodlit news conference from one of the alliance’s eastern European bases.

Check out this snapshot I got of the Canadian Military troops that got sent to this theatrical production. What a bunch of goofballs. Jesus. Half of them are woman, and they aren’t even in shape.

The prime minister promised Baltic leaders on a whirlwind trip to Latvia that Canada will stand with them to fight Russia’s military aggression against Ukraine and its cyberattacks on their countries.

Trudeau and NATO Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg made clear that NATO’s purpose is defensive, but that the core NATO agreement — that an attack on one member is an attack on them all — is very much in play.

“We are here to protect every inch of allied territory, of Latvia and all other NATO countries,” Stoltenberg said at a joint news conference on the ─Çdazi military base northeast of Riga, Latvia.

Right. Which is why you’re making retarded theatrical productions, that even your own propagandists refer to as “theatrical.” I honestly don’t know what’s more irritating with these people, the overall goal of supporting (((Zelensky))), or the complete and utter group-delusions they undergo about themselves. Like, even if I supported the Zelensky Regime in Ukraine, I would still be really irritated by Ghost of Kiev retarded propaganda. This is because I live in the world of reality, and these people simply do not.

Trudeau said Russian President Vladimir Putin made a mistake thinking Ukraine and NATO were weak and divided.

“He’s been shown how wrong he is,” Trudeau said. “Ukrainians are strong and courageous and standing up to defend their land. And NATO has never been more united and determined than we are now. I know I can speak for all NATO members when I say we will all abide by Article Five.”

I’m not even sure why we need to be here. By Trudeau’s own standards, Ukraine is winning, hard.

Sanchez, echoing earlier remarks by Anand, tore a page from the Canadian feminist foreign policy play book and paid tribute to International Women’s Day.

“Eight March should have been a day of celebration of women and girls in Ukraine,” Sanchez said, adding that Putin’s “brutal aggression is forcing them to flee their country or fight for their lives.”

Yeah I mean… along with all the men, right? But there you have it, the Feminist Foreign Policy of Canada supports Putin Baaaad Man right alonside George Soros.

Never forget that Ukraine, as we saw with the Hunter Biden story and others, is a hive for international corruption and criminal profiteering, which is a big part of the reason, maybe even most of the reason why these privileged little cunts and cuntesses are so assmad about Putin. It’s certainly not for the lives of Ukrainians themselves, or they wouldn’t support the Ukrainian government blocking Ukrainian civilians from leaving Ukraine. Which, by the way, is a war crime.

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International

Pornographers and GoyFeed Enthusiasts Promise to Boycott Russia after Invasion

CBC:

McDonald’s, Starbucks, Coca-Cola and PepsiCo are the latest multinational companies to announce they’re pausing business operations in Russia to protest the country’s invasion of Ukraine. 

You may remember Coca-Cola as being the insanely anti-White corporation that was demanding their employees go through “Be Less White” training. Since that predates this site, let me go look that up for you.

NYPost:

Coca-Cola employees were urged to be “less white” as part of the company’s alleged diversity training — but the material was yanked offline following a viral whistleblower post.

The “Confronting Racism” course in question was offered by LinkedIn Education and allegedly utilized by the soft-drink titan.

“In the U.S. and other Western nations, white people are socialized to feel that they are inherently superior because they are white,” reads one of the slides.

Another slide suggests “try to be less white” with tips including “be less oppressive,” “listen,” “believe” and “break with white solidarity.”

(((Robin DeAngelo)))

The people who run Coca Cola are anti-White pieces of garbage. They also support a boycott of Russia after their invasion of Ukraine. And those two things are related.

On Tuesday, McDonald’s announced in a statement that it will temporarily close its more than 800 restaurants and pause all operations in Russia. The U.S.-based chain said it will continue to pay salaries of the 62,000 Russian employees who will be affected by the closure.

Either McDonalds is lying, or they have so much excess profit that they can pay the salaries of 62,000 extra employees after shutting down their jobs. Let’s do some basic math, and assume they’re all making $10/hr, at 40 hrs/week, or $400/head-week. That comes out to $24.8 million per week that McDonalds is losing. That works out to $1.2896B per year.

So it’s nice to know that McDonalds just had an extra billion lying around that they could have just used to pay people more. But they were saving it up to do a boycott of Israel because they murdered all those Palestinian Children. 

Just kidding, they support that.

PepsiCo, Starbucks, McDonald’s and Coca-Cola join more than 200 companies that have curtailed their Russian operations, according to a report by Jeffrey Sonnenfeld, a management professor at Yale University.

Those companies include Ikea, Apple, H&M, Canada Goose, Visa and Mastercard.

Weird. It’s almost like the exact same corporations that oppress us here domestically are pushing NATO narratives abroad. My god, it’s like there’s this Corporate-State complex or something.

Personally I hope that Putin nationalizes all these corporations and steals their property. Might not be feasible for Visa and Mastercard, but McDonalds has billions in property value in Russia. Methinks that needs to be liquidated.

Vikendi:

PayPal – freezing accounts for withdrawal

Paramount – film distribution block

Parimatch – franchise withdrawn

Play Station – unable to complete payment

Pornhub – ban on access to content

Oh noes. How will the Russians ever deal with no goyfeed and no smut? Other than being healthier and happier?

I’m printing a close to full list of the corporations ragequitting Russia after this.

Apple Pay – full block

Apple – complete exit from the market

Adidas – refusal to work with the national football team

Audi – out of the market

AMD – ban on the supply of microchips and soon a ban on the supply of video cards

Amazon – a complete block of all retail

Adobe – full block

British Petrolium – 20% of shares left Rosneft

BBC – revocation of broadcasting licenses

BMW – closes factories, blocks supplies

Bolt – market exit

Boeing – exit from the market

Chevrolet – out of the market

Cannes Festival – bloc rf delegation

Cadillac – out of the market

Carlsberg – export restriction

Cex Io – crypto platform bans ru users

Cinema 4D – app not working

Coca Cola – exit from the market

Danone exits the market with its subsidiary Prostokvashino

Disney – cancel all movies

Dell – exit from the market

Dropbox – will stop working in the country in a few days

DHL – exit from the market

Eurovision – disqualification

Ericsson – exit from the market

Exxon Mobil recalls all specialists from Russian oil companies

Etsy – block of all balances on ru accounts

Facebook – Russian media account ban

FedEx – complete ban on deliveries

Ferrari – exit from the market

Formula 1 – cancellation of the tournament in Sochi

Ford – closes all stores

FIFA – disqualification of the national team for the World Cup and a ban on holding any international matches in the Russian Federation

Google Pay – partial block

Google Maps – info block for Russia

General Motors – stops exports

HP – import ban

Harley Davidson – cut off supplies

Instagram – blocking propaganda

Intel – microchip supply ban

Jaguar – out of the market

Jooble – removed the service and made a statement

KUNA – market exit

Lamborghini – exit from the market

Lenovo – exit from the market

Levi’s – exit from the market

LinkedIn – preparing for a full exit from the country

MOK – cancellation of all competitions

Mastercard – suspension of card production, shutdown of several banks

Maersk – stop deliveries to / from Russia – goodbye gear with Ali express and ASOS

McDonald’s – exit from the market

Mercedes – out of the country

Megogo – delete all Russian movies

Metro – dismissal of 10k employees

Mitsubishi – dismissal of employees of 141 service centers

Microsoft Office – a wide range of measures are being discussed

Mobile World Congress – refusal of accreditation for a delegation from the Russian Federation

NFT – a block of funds of users of the Russian Federation and the Republic of Belarus, the transfer of their money to Ukraine

NHL – full block for players from Russia

Netflix – block for Russian subscriptions, stop production of Russian TV series

Nike – close all stores

Nintendo – a ban on purchases in rubles

Nestle closes all 6 factories in Russia

OnlyFans – closure in the country

Paysera – blocking

PayPal – freezing accounts for withdrawal

Paramount – film distribution block

Parimatch – franchise withdrawn

Play Station – unable to complete payment

Pornhub – ban on access to content

Porsche – exit from Russia

Renault – exit from the market

Samsung pay – service blocking

Snapchat – out from the app in Russia and Belarus

Scania – exit from the Russian Federation

SpaceX – delivery of Starlink to Ukraine

Shell – termination of the contract with Gazprom

Spotify – unable to pay for subscription

Sony – film distribution block

Swatch – exit from the market

Twitter – you can not register accounts for citizens of the Russian Federation

TikTok – massive ban of aggressive fuckers and so-called media

Toyota – dismissal of 2,600 employees

UEFA – cancellation of the Champions League final in St. Petersburg, a ban on all clubs from participating in the Champions League and the Champions League, termination of the contract with the general sponsor Gazprom

UPS – complete ban on deliveries

Universal pictures – film distribution block

Visa – blocking banks under sanctions

Volkswagen – get ot of country

Volvo – withdraw from the Russian Federation

Yandex – exclusion of company shares from quotations on the NY stock exchange

YouTube – blocking hundreds of RF channels and their monetization

Warner Bros cancels all film distribution

Webmoney – prohibition of transactions

It’s almost like big businesses don’t need to respond to market demand, what with being the winners of winner take all markets. It’s almost like that, because it is that.