Sportsball NHL Player Ivan Provorov Refuses to Wear AIDS-Decal on Jersey due to “Love for Adolf Hitler,” Gary Bettman Cries in Corner but Allows it theTDC
Anti-White White Florida 4 Star QB Recruit Denied Scholarship over saying “Nigga” While Singing Along to Rap Song
Sportsball Incredibly Homosexual Man Boycotts Soccer World Cup over “Treatment of Migrant Workers, LGBTQ People, and Global Warming”
Current Events Tom Brady’s Supermodel Ditz-Wife Holocausts their Marriage over him Playing Football as a Senior Citizen
Courtroom Drama Chess Drama: Hans Niemann Sues Magnus Carlsen, Chess.com, PlayMagnus, and Hikaru Nakamura for $100 Million, Claims Anal Beads Proprietary Technology under NDA
Anti-White Sportsball Negro Alvin Kamara Destroys Racism After Fan Congratulates Him, Also Nearly Killed at Guy at Vegas Nightclub
Current Events Chess Drama: Hans Niemann’s Anus Prolapses after Years of Suspiciously High Quality Play
Abo Eighteen Year old “Successfully” Got Rid of Shakespear and Mandated “Indigenous Literature,” for Toronto Schools
