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Canada Covid-19

Canada No Longer Requiring Vaccine Passes for Domestic Travel, and a Covid-19 Retrospective

CBC:

The federal government has announced a suspension of vaccine mandates for federal employees and for passengers wishing to board a plane or train in Canada.

Federal employees and transportation workers in federally regulated sectors will no longer have to be fully vaccinated as a condition of their work. Those on unpaid administrative leave because of their vaccination status will be invited to return to work.

Starting June 20, vaccines will no longer be required for travellers in Canada. Canadian citizens entering the country from abroad will still be required to meet entry requirements and masks will remain mandatory for those boarding planes or trains in Canada. Visitors to Canada will have to be fully vaccinated to enter the country, or meet the requirements of an exemption.

Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs Dominic LeBlanc told reporters that while some mandates are being suspended, the federal government will bring them back if the COVID-19 situation changes for the worse. 

“Today’s announcement is possible because Canadians have stepped up to protect each other,” LeBlanc said. “We are now able to adjust our policy because we have followed consistently the best advice from public health authorities.”

The above is unironically what some of these schizos believed during the Covid-19 pandemic. It was an entire two years consisting of nothing other than this.

I detailed my interactions with these people in “Dr. Shekelstein goes to anti-vaxx rally in Canada.” I was unimpressed, to say the very least. 

The rhetorical killshots against any sort of Covid-19 bullshit were right there from the beginning. The people who demanded that we all take Big Pharma’s most profitable product of all time did so under the guise of “we just care so much about public health you selfish bigot.” And of course we know they don’t actually believe that, because they promote some fiery, but mostly peaceful Covid-19 superspreader events.

They also don’t actually give a single fuck about the peasants dying of anything, which is why they’re legalizing drugs like Fentanyl. Sure, they say only in small doses, but no one who actually cares about overdose deaths asked for this.

We all saw $6 trillion, an unfathomable sum, be given to politically connected corporations lickedy-split, while Americans got nothing. And something similar happened here in Canada, to the tune of hundreds of billions of your taxdollars.

I can’t find the numbers now, but I heard that 40% of small businesses went under, never to re-open their doors again. It was one of the defining characteristics of our governments fraudulent response to Covid-19, the strip-mining of small business assets by big businesses for pennies on the dollar. Oftentimes with capital they got from your wallet.

Being given the rhetorical killshot that these BLM supporters are LARPing as public health advocates, and the highly motivating and obvious theft of our tax dollars and giveaways to big businesses, Covid-19 skeptics made sure to stay on the message, and constantly harp on these points over and over again. 

Just kidding. As a collection of people, they were just about the biggest jokes I have ever come across in politics, and I’ve written about a Marxist antifa who said that “all heterosexual sex is rape,” and then got caught with a rape mod on his Fallout 4 game.

Probably the most iconic Covid-19 weirdo was Chris Sky. I’m almost at a loss for words describing him. He was basically a weirdo desperate for attention and money who went around annoying people and pretending that annoying people made him some sort of revolutionary. He was in fact so revolutionary, that he still had a twatter account in 2022. 

The sole tangible anti-Covid bullshit policy that I ever saw came from a minor politician in rural Alberta. Josh Knelsen, the reeve of MacKenzie County, reeve essentially being an elected position similar to a mayor, wrote legislation that prevented businesses that instituted a vaccine mandate from winning government contracts with his district. That was the sole positive bit of legislation I ever saw from these people.

This was despite the fact that Covid-19 bullshit was never actually popular amongst the general public. Nobody liked the arbitrary rules that we always knew were bullshit. But the Maxime Bernier’s of the World wanted to bloviate about “muh vaxx segregation,” and “muh vaxx genocide,” in the stupidest and most irritating of ways.

Even the slightly less clownish fags were still annoying retards. Here’s “Raging Humanist,” a guy who I will have a lot more to write about later, posting his L in public. 

This is the picture he posted on Telegram. That provides context for this text.

Raging Faggot’s Telegram:

I want to acknowledge for a moment the simple effort that Ferryman made here and its ripple effect.

This simple fake news meme, which was shared all over the internet from politicians to media personalities. It forces Air Canada to admit “actually no, we don’t have a rear plane section – don’t actually allow unvaccinated to fly at all, as per govt mandate“.

Holy shit guyz, we got Air Canada to admit that they don’t break the law and let unvaccinated people fly on their planes. Thanks to this fake news meme we now have this information that was always publicly available and never hidden in the slightest.

I shit you not, I didn’t make this next part up.

The effectiveness of his craft produced the effect of large numbers of people bringing this situation to the forefront of discussion, and in my opinion not the sole or primary cause – but did absolutely contribute to the eventual striking down of travel mandates in Canada this past evening.

These were always the delusional people we had doing fake anti-Covid bullshit activism. People who are so self-aggrandizing that they think their self-admitted fake news meme, that is also retarded, and which Justin Trudeau probably laughed at, forced the governments hand and that’s why we now don’t have travel restrictions on flights anymore. Oh sure, there were some other factors, like every other country in the World relaxing similar restraints at the same time, but this retarded and easily debunked fake news is definitely the straw that broke the camel’s back.

In reality, Covid-19 was always a distraction issue, especially once these faggots removed the BLM and big business aspect to their fake fight against it. That’s why here in Canada we had the summer of church burnings after a slander about all expenses paid boarding schools being secret genocide facilities. I called into various police departments about that, although that predates this site. Did these fags do that? 

Well no, they were too busy bloviating about “muh sovereign citizens,” and “muh vaxx genocide,” and making things up about people getting vaccines spontaneously combusting due to the microchips embedded inside of them. Oh and also something something 5G steals the oxygen from your blood.

NOTE: An earlier version of this story accidentally used the term “second class citizens,” in place of “sovereign citizens.” I was trying to criticize idiotic pseudo-legal LOLbertarian nonsense, as opposed to people who lost their jobs, were banned from flying, were denied access to public locations or businesses, or faced any other serious oppression due to our Pfizer owned politicians. I myself have been denied entry many times, including my attempted note-taking for Carey Linde. These concerns are obviously legitimate and should not be downplayed.

I doubt this will be the complete end of Covid-19. There will be more spurts, here or there, but there’s no question it’s on its way out. Even the NPC’s don’t give a shit anymore.

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Canada Electoral Politics PSA

Movement Mondays: I’ll be Focusing more Directly on Politics from here on Out

It’s been months now, but when I started this site I did a retrospective on my time with Hyphen Report, and another piece wrapping the whole thing up. Since then I sort of continued this site as I had been with Hyphen Report, but that’s about to change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzXfvwC2f6c

I have done a lot of activism in the past in the form of calling into the police. In all my time writing for Hyphen Report, and now the Daily Rake, I only did this one time, as we see above. 

Above are just two of many call ins to the RCMP that I did last year, shortly before Hyphen Report was created. What I wanted to do was create a political party in Canada, use activism to raise awareness of the party, and channel this energy into electoral victory. Something like if Students for Western Civilization also had their own political party.

Activism and electoral politics go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Without a political party backing you, there’s no point to doing activism. As Warren Balogh says “make them choose between power and legitimacy.” However, if you can’t punish them for this, then they’ll bite the bullet and go mask off, which the CBC and “Human Rights Tribunals,” did to George Hutcheson, pictured above, and he lost his slam dunk legal cases. 

On the other hand, a political party without activism does not give the public much of a reason to vote for them. Contrary to some annoying minority of dipshits in “our” movement, everybody hates politicians, and everybody hates our privileged class, to varying degrees of cogency and articulation. Everybody knows that some random people could do a better job than our elected “representatives,” simply by virtue of not being disgusting parasites. But the purpose of a first past the post electoral system is to force people to vote not for politicians who actually represent them, but who least don’t represent them.

Any random guy off the street would be a better prime minister than Justin Trudeau, Erin O’Toole, Jagmeet Singh, or any other federal politician. But if they ran, they don’t have a chance at winning a seat, which means that a vote for them is a vote wasted. This is why multiple parties here in Canada, including the NDP and Trudeau himself, have cynically run on Proportional Representation and then, after getting into office, simply decided otherwise. 

I was on my way to starting a political party in the fall of 2021, and I had wanted to do this since at least early 2020. Back in 2020 I also had a news site that got some views, something like 2,000 a month. If you’re curious, this site gets between 2-4k per day, and was focused on BC and Canadian politics.

There’s a lot to be said for that focus. My writing has certainly improved, but nothing can replicate cranking out five or six articles a day just on the nuances of electoral politics. It doesn’t really get repetitive if it matters to you, and just like simple slogans need to be repeated over and over, simple political truths, like that x is a worthless shill, need to be repeated in varying ways over and over.

One of the reasons why politics was so interesting from 2015-2018 or so, was because people thought that the Orange Potato was on their side. As a result, there was a reason to care about electoral politics. Yes, we weren’t nearly as censored, but even if we weren’t censored again today, if nobody is running for office, political information is just entertainment. In our fake democracy, if you do not have a vehicle for political representation, it does not matter if 95% of the population supports what you want, you will not get it. 

I haven’t covered the Residential School Gravocaust on this site to nearly the depth that I want, simply because doing that requires a huge time investment. Without a political party, there’s not that much point. It doesn’t make any sense for me to be focusing on anything other than what brings in the most eyeballs.

But I don’t make any money off this site. Maybe I should, and I’ve promised in the past to give people a way to patronize me, and haven’t followed through. In part, that’s because getting money from people brings with it certain obligations. There may be people who generously donate to the site, but want a certain kind of content. But also, I’ve always felt that in order for me to be worthy of getting peoples money, I need to be giving them political success. After all, if you’re just a political bystander, politics is entertainment and there’s better entertainment out there than getting into the nitty gritty of Canadian provincial politics.

But even more than that, the work to political victory is long. We already face massive censorship, state and corporate, and there are plenty of underhanded legal tricks that our privileged class will pull on us. I have no doubt that I am at great risk for assassination, should we start getting political momentum.

And despite our policies objectively being popular, there is no guarantee that we will get enough political momentum due to the inherent and unfair advantage that established political parties enjoy, simply by virtue of being seen as electorally viable in the eyes of the public. 

It’s a gargantuan task, with no guarantee of victory. As for why I should be the one to start a successful political party in Canada, I have only one thing to say. 

Someone has to.

I have some small audience, am well spoken and have the free time, but really, my main qualification is that no one else has. I’ve secretly held out hope that some highly decorated and thoroughly loquacious Afghan War Vet with seven adorable children and the intellect of Nicola Tesla would start a political party by now, but it doesn’t appear to be happening anytime soon. It appears that we are the best that we have.

The long term political strategy is to do activism and contest local elections. This will give us exposure, make people want to vote for us, and give us legitimacy through electoral victories. Local elections provide numerous political seats for us to win, many of which are very cheaply contested, if contested at all. Entering enough of them, with an organized party, and we are bound to start winning. These elections are being held this October through November in BC, Manitoba, Ontario, PEI, and the Northwest Territories. There is no reason why we can’t win schoolboards, mayorships, and city councils. 

Additionally, these positions are paying, and have power in and of themselves. I’ve written about Barry Neufeld, pictured above, twice now, and how effective he’s been as a school board member in Chilliwack, BC. What is going on right now with CRT and SOGI curriculum in schools is something few know about, and fewer still support.

 

A political party is not an abstract concept. It exists to contest elections and win seats. What is needed is not my brilliant insight that normal people don’t like child trannies, what is needed is political organization. Back in 2021 I bought the domain npparty.ca, and turned it into something of a template for what a political party should look like*. It’s not finished, but the point is that we will eventually have to have something like this, but functional and forward facing to the public.

NOTE: Boy is it… a work in progress. I think a website redesign is in order, no doubt.

It’s also interesting to look at the forum and see precisely when Hyphen Report was launched. I couldn’t justify splitting my time between the two, and nowadays the Daily Rake, so I stopped doing any work on the site, and hadn’t even checked it out for five months.

Getting back into doing politics, as opposed to doing daily edutainment stuff, isn’t going to happen all at once. I have to re-orient myself to what’s going on, and I’m going to do that by writing quite a few more articles dedicated to Canadian politics, including provincial politics. Mondays will become Movement Mondays, dedicated entirely to the party, and electoral victory. In the short term I will be writing at least one article solely focused on Canadian politics every other day of the week. Soon that will transition to the vast majority of the content on the site being Canadian Politics, with other content only available when truly relevant. 

There are people who know my face and name, and in fact have even met me in person. I didn’t try to hide my “dox” until I started writing for the Hyphen and while I’m not immediately going back to face and name reveal, that’s coming in the next few weeks. The Dr. Shekelstein moniker, which was already mostly dropped, is going to be left by the wayside, and I will start writing under my real name.

In the medium term, we want to be in a great position to contesting these local elections starting in October. That gives us six months. This is eminently doable. 

Ignore the provincial elections for now.

I remember for years I would read the DailyStormer, way back in the pre-Weinstein days. My main frustration with it was thinking “okay, I’m redpilled Anglin, but what am I supposed to do specifically.” I even messaged the Manlet Cult Leader on Gab, sometime around 2018 or so, I can’t even remember, and asked him specifically what people should be doing. His response was pretty much “get in good shape and make local friends.”

A lot of political content exists by implying that it’s part of a political movement when it’s not. I never wanted to be that, so I’m not going to be. Succeed or fail, we will be doing real politics in Canada, and I will never be telling you to simply passively consoom product. That’s fine if that’s what you want to do, but I will not allow our followers to simply twist in the wind. I will always be giving you some concrete, tangible actions that you can take that will, in the long run, give us some tangible expectations of victory. For now, all I can tell you to do is sign up for telegram and poast, and follow not just this websites account on telegram and poast, but also the NPParty telegram account.

That account currently just re’grams the Daily Rake, but I want a separate account for people who are interested in doing politics, as opposed to people who do are fans of the site, but don’t live in Canada. There is a discussion group linked with that account, and I want as many of you in there as possible.  After that, go over to the (unfinished) NPParty website, and let me know what you think. 

And of course, subscribe to my BitChute and YouTube channels. The YouTube channel is on two strikes already, and I have no illusions about using YouTube as some seriously viable platform, but there’s no reason not to subscribe to our content for now. Strategies for getting our message out are to be discussed in the future.

It’s not exactly a huge time committment to do all of that, and the NPP_Canada telegram account already has about 60 members, almost exactly 1/10th the size of the DailyRake telegram channel. We also get good engagement on Poast, which you should sign up for anyway, since it’s fun.

Finally, I’m currently dealing with some weird HostPapa shakedown, where they keep complaining that my site is using too much data, despite getting around 3k views per day on average. However, I don’t want to pay for any upgrade, since it’s a Canadian domain, and either the government of Canada, or HostPapa may decide to censor this website if we get too popular. If you have any sort of advice for this kind of thing, leave a comment below, and join the aforementioned groups. I will also be writing an article on this one thing specifically later.

Look, it’s a hard mountain to climb, I am aware, but there’s nothing to do but do it. We are the best that we have, and I don’t see any other valid strategy than what we are doing here. As I said, this website is going something like 50% Canadian politics content, including activism work, and the other 50% will basically be as normal, starting effectively immediately. 

I still have to grind through some other things, like finishing up the Fighter PSA series, doing something on Brandon Martinez, and some other odds and ends, but that’ll all be done by the end of the month.

Having said all that, the writing style will remain very similar, and I will always cover international content that is relevant. It will change when it needs to change, but I simply don’t agree with the fake-serious tone of twitter approved politicians. This site will not be a manicured and boring fake-serious political site that tries to emulate focus-grouped shill politicians. It’s the Normal People’s Party, not the ADL approved one. If the tone needs to change, it’ll change when needed, and not before.

Wish us luck, and hail victory.

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Canada Clownworld

OHL Suspends Two Wahmen-Disrespectors for Vague Wahmen-Disrespectin’

No really, that’s basically all there is to say.

CBC:

The Ontario Hockey League (OHL) has indefinitely suspended the general manager and the head coach of the Niagara IceDogs, following an investigation into comments it found violated the league’s policy on harassment, abuse and diversity.

OHL Commissioner David Branch said Wednesday that Joey Burke, who is also the team’s governor, and head coach Billy Burke, both of whom are minority owners of the team that plays in St. Catharines, won’t be able to apply to be reinstated until June 1, 2024.

They, along with the team, have also been fined a total of $150,000, the league said in a media release.

The league says the investigation into their conduct was launched after the OHL received transcripts of a March 6 conversation on WhatsApp.

The league did not provide any detail of what those transcripts contained, but said “it is the position of the league that their conduct is prejudicial to the welfare of the OHL as it violates the leagues’ harassment and abuse/diversity policy.”

The OHL says the conduct also “runs counter to the OHL’s Onside program which emphasizes the importance of demonstrating respect for women through actions and words.”

I’m not editing anything out here, they don’t ever say what they said. Also, “wahmen disrespect?” What the fuck is this shit? Did they say something like “wahmens suck at refereeing?” I’ll bet it was something like that, but I guess we’ll never know, because nobody is saying.

I suppose it’ll simply be one of the mysteries of the universe now. 

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Canada

“Police Watchdog Group” Says Wahmen Trampled by Horse at Trucker Protest not Worthy of Justice

CBC:

Ontario’s police watchdog has closed its investigation of an interaction between a police horse and a woman during the convoy protest in Ottawa because her injury was not serious enough to fall under the organization’s jurisdiction. 

For those who can’t remember, the woman in question was literally stampeded by the Ottawa Police.

And the guy in the brown sweater is the guy trampled.

They then proceeded to lie, and pretend that a bicycle was thrown at this woman. This was blatantly false, and now they don’t even pretend otherwise. However, because the woman wasn’t seriously injured, they use this as an excuse to drop this case.

The Special Investigations Unit (SIU) said in a Monday press release the 49-year-old woman sustained a “strained shoulder” after she had an “interaction” with a Toronto Police Service mounted officer during the final weekend of protesters occupying downtown streets. 

Well, that’s one way to put it. This wahmen just had an “interaction,” with the Ottawa Police, in this case with reinforcement from the Toronto police. I guess if I hooked up the testicles of the leadership of the Special Investigations Unit to car batteries we’d all simply be having an “interaction,” together. Maybe they should have an interaction with a bullet.

She was among a group of protesters on Rideau Street in front of the Fairmont Château Laurier on the evening of Feb. 18 when mounted officers entered the crowd to create distance between protesters and police, the release said. 

How is literally all of this lies that don’t even make sense? “We charged into them to create distance between us and them,” is a statement so stupid it can only exist to mock the reader.

A horse near the edge of the unit “contacted” a man and a woman, knocking them to the ground. Officers on foot surrounded the two — as did protesters — and the woman was helped to her feet, according to the SIU. 

They “contacted” two people so hard that they were knocked to the ground. I guess if they’d shot these two people they’d be saying that they were “contacted,” with bullets.

The incident sparked false rumours a woman had been trampled by a horse.

She was literally trampled by a horse. We have video evidence of this. It happened. We watched you do it.

Joseph Martino, the director of the SIU, decided to close the case after the unit interviewed her and reviewed her medical records, as well as police footage from drones and body-worn cameras. 

“As the woman did not sustain a ‘serious injury’ within the terms of the SIU’s mandate, the SIU does not have statutory jurisdiction to investigate the matter, and the file is closed,” the Monday release said. 

The SIU has referred the case to Toronto police to investigate further, “as they deem appropriate.”

This is bureaucrat gang 101. They find some bullshit reason why they personally are just absolutely forced to do exactly what they want. Oh but don’t worry goy, you can waste your time and energy going to some other jurisdiction who will do the exact same thing to you.

As finkled as the Trucker Protest was, it was in some respects an outpouring of populist energy. So of course the Cuckservative Party is shutting their mouths about this, instead of constantly pushing the outrage over it.

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Canada Clownworld

Canada’s UN Twitter Account Does Whiny Effeminate “Editing” of Russia’s UN Statement

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I can’t even remember what lead me to this, but I found this.

I see that Canada’s UN Twatter account has “helpfully” made some edits to the Russian statement to the UN.

I’m sure this will be a well-reasoned and adult statement by Trudeau’s Feminist Government.

Normally I’d transcribe this, but I’m not sure that’s possible here. Instead you just have to soak in what can only be described as the most bitchmade and whiny Gossip Girl “clap back” shit I have ever seen in my entire life. I do have to highlight one of their “comments” in particular.

COMMENT: Yes. But you are attacking civilians, bombing schools and hospitals, and looting aid. Which makes us think you do not actually believe this? Please explain.

Is it possible to write with uptalk? This lump of soy claims that, yes, yes you can. And I have to say, having seen it, I now believe it.

Once again I’ll highlight one of these whiny comments in particular.

COMMENT: How do you account for Russian forces besieging cities, preventing civilians from fleeing denying humanitarian aid, attacking humanitarian corridors and looting aid? Please explain.

First of all, this retard forgot the comma after “civilians from fleeing.” More importantly, it’s Zelensky who has refused to let Ukrainian civilians flee along the proposed humanitarian corridors that would have allowed them into Russia. This is in clear violation of international law, and an obvious human rights abuse, but Zelensky is on the side of George Soros, so we can’t let little things like human rights violations get in the way of Fake Democracy now can we?

Mmmm hmmm. Das ‘Rite hoaney. Dem Russkie Crackas be all up in dat shieet like straight fiyah. Das wat I be talkin’ bout hoaney.

CBC:

Dmitry Polyanskiy, first deputy permanent representative of Russia to the United Nations, fired back on Thursday:

“Thank you @CanadaONU for this kindergarten-level Russophobic libel!” he wrote on Twitter.

That’s the problem when your enemies are vicious clowns. It’s so hard to choose between making fun of them and pointing out how evil they are. Like, these people support Israelis murdering children as they steal the goyim’s land, and they support selling weapons to Saudi Arabia so they can do the same but even bigger. Then they turn around and lecture Putin for imaginary atrocities while spouting Shadow of Kiev type propaganda.

Having said that, imagine what a whiny, soy infused bitch you’d have to be to write that. An entire screed utterly destroyed by the Russian Diplomat in a single sentence. And frankly, he treated it with more seriousness than it deserved. A simple “LOL, is this satire?” would have been even better.

But don’t worry, we’re going to make Canada a serious country one way or another.

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Canada

Democracy Class Left Literally Shaking as Russian Charter Plane Violates Pristine Canadian Border Integrity

CBC:

Transport Canada says it has laid thousands of dollars worth of fines against those involved with a charter flight carrying two Russian civilians that was grounded in Yellowknife Tuesday.

“It appears that the plane and its passengers were on their way to Resolute, Nunavut, with the intention of taking a planned Arctic overland expedition in a large all-terrain utility vehicle,” Diane Archie told the House on Wednesday. 

Transport Canada is now working with Canadian Border Services to assess the matter, Archie said. 

In an email to CBC late Wednesday, a spokesperson for the Department of Transport confirmed that the aircraft detained in Yellowknife was a charter carrying two Russian foreign nationals, and that Transport Canada is working with the Canada Border Services Agency to assess this matter.

The assessment will “determine if there has been any violation of the recently announced Notice to Airmen (NOTAM) prohibiting Russian aircraft (owned, chartered, or certified) from operating in Canadian airspace,” the spokesperson said in the email.

Hold on a second, let me look up how many illegal immigrants Canada has. According to the estimations I found online, Canada has between 40k and 120k illegal immigrants coming to our country every year. But apparently these two guys were of crucial importance. How dare anyone delegitimize Canada’s territorial integrity. Other than hundreds of thousands of foreigners per year.

The minister did not say what happened to the passengers on board the plane. 

But I mean… they’re alive right?

“We’re all aware of the terrible and unjustified invasion in the Ukraine, and I appreciate that we’re all extra watchful in this world, including those of us in the Northwest Territories, [who] remain concerned about the Russian government aggression towards its peaceful neighbours,” Archie said. 

Jesus Christ what a stupid bitch. Let me look this broad up.

So she’s an Aboriginal, but she’s totally bought into Globo Homo bullshit. I have to say I am not impressed.

“I don’t want to make light of the situation,” he said, “and I don’t want to sound like this [but this] next … question does sound like the movie The Russians Are Coming, as the issue is serious.”

For her part Archie had difficulty answering. 

“I’m just shaking,” she said, as she described getting the call about the flight on Tuesday. “Oh my, sorry, [it’s even] hard to explain what some of the answers are.”

Four hundred thousand non-Canadians stream across the border. I sleep. Two Russians on a charter plane do a sightseeing tour that technically crosses some random part of Canada where nobody lives.

Your elected officials, goyim. Take a look at the serious people who rule over you.

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Canada International

Canada Pretends to be Geopolitically Relevant by Sending Random Items to Ukraine

CBC:

Canada will send a third shipment of lethal weapons to Ukraine as its military continues to fight off better-armed Russian forces, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Monday.

“Yesterday, we announced that we would be sending new shipments of military supplies, including body armour, helmets, gas masks and night vision goggles,” Trudeau said. “Today we are announcing that we will be supplying Ukraine with anti-tank weapons systems and upgraded ammunition.” 

This is so dumb on so many different levels. First of all, none of this is any sort of exotic weaponry. The only reason why the Ukraine Army wouldn’t have massive stockpiles of this stuff is purely due to incompetence. Secondly, what Ukraine needs is another entire airforce, complete with the already built airfields to launch these planes from. 

Trudeau said the Canadian Armed Forces will provided airlift support to transport supplies and aid and to participate in other NATO efforts in support of Ukraine.

The Canadian Military is going to provide airlift support… in an air space entirely controlled by the Russians. Right. It’s possible what he means is strategic airlift, which is possible, but completely irrelevant and unnecessary.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me explain it thusly. You’re Arnold Swarzenegger in the jungles of Bolivia, and you’re being chased by the Predator. You’ve realized that resistance is futile, so you need to run. So you run to the clearing while screaming “GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA!”.

The original script read as “get to the tactical airlift,” but Arnold couldn’t pronounce that correctly.

Now let’s say you’re the Takanori Corporation, and you hear about this exciting happening in Bolivia. There’s Arnold Swarzenegger fighting off an alien. You want to get to Bolivia and be a part of this, and you also want to bring your entire research team, along with a small mercenary band, and tens of thousands of pounds worth of equipment. Hell, you even let this one treasure hunter come along with you. What’s the worst that could happen?

For a tangible example, the AH-6 Little Bird Helicopter is a tactical airlift vehicle. It seats a maximum of four plus the pilots, and they have to sit on benches outside the cockpit. The maximum cargo weight is less than 1,000 lbs. The range is stated at 400km, but is almost certainly less than that with a full load. The purpose is to get infantry into and out of sticky situations. And maybe transport the occasional half-pallet of goods. 

A C-17 Globemaster can carry a payload of well over 150 people, and up to almost 200,000 lbs. It has a range of 4,500 km with a 150,000 lbs payload. The purpose is to move massive quantities of goods from one continent to the other.

Despite the name “airlift,” these vehicles don’t really have anything to do with each other. Canada isn’t providing any tactical airlift, since we’re not providing any soldiers, and Russia controls the airspace either way. If that could magically be provided, that would be of extreme utility to the Ukrainian Army, since it would make the encirclement of their military completely ineffective. Again, I stress that this would be magical, and isn’t on the table anyway.

In contrast, Canada is just offering to fly random goods from all over the world to Ukraine, where they won’t be able to reach the frontline anyway. Russia has gone with the slower strategy of encirclement over the mass casualty inducing horrors of hard urban fighting, so it’s hard to transfer large amounts of goods on the ground. Anything you try to fly over will just get shot down, since the Russians have great ground based Anti-Air vehicles, and they own the skies, having destroyed the Ukrainian airbases.

And all of this just to “provide,” or rather pretend to provide basic items that the Ukraine Army should have massively stockpiled many times over. But you know, gotta do your part for Freedom Democracy, which in this case means not accepting Ukrainian refugees.

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Canada

“Canadian” Pleads Guilty to Aiding ISIS

CBC:

A Canadian citizen who traveled to Syria to join the Islamic State group nearly a decade ago pleaded guilty Friday to serving as one of the organization’s more prominent English-language propagandists.

Let’s take a look at this Canadian.

Righto.

Mohammed Khalifa, 38, pleaded guilty to conspiring to provide material support to a designated foreign terrorist organization, resulting in death, at a hearing in U.S. District Court in Alexandria, Va. U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III accepted the plea.

According to court records, Khalifa left Canada for Syria in 2013 after being inspired by the lectures of Anwar al-Awlaki, a U.S. cleric who later became a leading figure in al-Qaeda.

Prosecutors said Khalifa narrated two notorious Islamic State propaganda videos — “Flames of War” in 2014 and “Flames of War II” in 2017 — designed to recruit Westerners to join the Islamic State or to kill Westerners as part of an international holy war campaign.

Honestly I’m just surprised that they’re making ISIS terrorists actually do any time at all. Canada had over 60 citizens join ISIS, and none of them got charged with anything, despite one of them admitting to murdering a man and torturing two others.

Here’s an article from 2016 to put things into perspective.

HuffPost:

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau rose in the House of Commons Tuesday to vote against a Conservative motion declaring that the atrocities of the so-called Islamic State constitute genocide.

His decision appeared to back up what Trudeau told the House minutes earlier: that partisan politicians shouldn’t determine what is or isn’t genocide.

And here’s an article from 2021.

Right. Nice to see the Canadian PM is absolutely not willing to accuse ISIS of genocide, despite ISIS outright admitting they were trying to genocide the Yezidi people. Hell, bragging about it.

But at least he has consistency here, and isn’t going to pretend that all expenses paid boarding schools were secret genocide factories because children were taught how to read good.

Justin Trudeau is also responsible for this amazing quote, back in 2015.

CTV:

“The Liberal Party believes that terrorists should get to keep their Canadian citizenship … because I do,” Trudeau told a Winnipeg town hall in July. “And I’m willing to take on anyone who disagrees with that.

He added: “As soon as you make citizenship for some Canadians conditional on good behaviour, you devalue citizenship for everyone.”

Trudeau, and his handlers, let about 60 ISIS terrorists back into our country, and charged them with nothing. Then he lectured everybody on Islamophobia, and said that terrorists should be allowed to keep their citizenship, and charged them with no crimes. Doing otherwise would devalue our citizenship.

Here’s the thing. Justin Trudeau is in part motivated to fuck with the little people because it makes him feel powerful and in charge. If you’ve ever had a boss who made you do random shit, same energy here.

But also, he’s kind of a fucking idiot.

I don’t know exactly why they’re charging this ISIS propaganda spokesperson, because it just reminds me and everyone else that they refused to charge all the other ISIS terrorist. And remember, in Trudeau himself called them terrorists. So I’m just left scratching my head a little bit.

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Residential School Gravocaust: Never Before Uncovered Plotting

As many Canadians are aware, it was claimed or at least insinuated by too many propaganda outlets to count that there was some vague plan to murder all the residential school children here in Canada. In fact, that these schools themselves were, again vaguely, nothing more than genocide factories. While such claims seemed on the surface ridiculous, our investigative journalism done here at HyphenReport has uncovered something truly chilling.

An MP3 file on a USB stick was dropped into our mailbox with the phrase “Secrets the Vatican doesn’t want you to know,” written on the outside. While HyphenReport was initially skeptical, this appears to contain a recording of two very high ranking Catholic Church members plotting the mass murder of hundreds of thousands of Abo Children through these Residential Schools.

SCENE: A dimly lit smoke filled room where Canada’s Archbishop Murray, PM John A. MacDonald, Sister Bertha, and some random priest named Jim are conspiring.

PM John A. MacDonald: We’ve received our orders from the Pope gentlemen, you know what we have to do.

Archbishop Murray: Yes that’s right, an awful task, but orders are orders.

Priest Jim: I’m sorry, what are we trying to do again?

MacDonald: Murder all the abo children Jim.

Jim: Oh my god. Are we sure?

MacDonald: Yeah I mean they couldn’t send any telegrams or documents or have any evidence for this, but I think we can just step over that and assume they want us to murder all these future alcoholics once and for all.

Archbishop Murray: I mean the pope even said “all of god’s children deserve the light,” which is a thinly veiled message that means “murder these fucking abos please oh my god why do I have to spell everything out for you.”

Jim: I’m not really sure I would have got that one, is there any other way we can interpret what he said?

Murray: It’s pretty clear to all of us.

Sister Bertha: Ironclad interpretation.

MacDonald: It’s settled, the only question is how we do this.

Priest Jim: I can’t believe we’re talking about murdering all these children.

MacDonald: Yes Jim, it can be hard to plan the genocide of millions of people, but this is all very important. How are we to murder all the abo children?

Sister Bertha: We could wack them with rulers until they bleed to death from internal bleeding.

Archbishop Murray: I may or may not know a few pedophiles.

MacDonald: Murray that’s disturbing to know and I don’t know how that applies here. Bertha, we’ve got to think bigger. Mass murder through ruler whacking is just not going to cut it.

Priest Jim: I mean I guess we could just send in the military to murder them. Why are we only killing the children again, like was there some reason?

Archbishop Murray: Well I mean it’d be a bit mean to kill the adults Jim, and besides, sending in the military seems a little bit conspicuous. How are we supposed to hide that?

MacDonald: Murray is right. I have a plan for how we can murder all the children. We’re going to build schools for them and teach them how to read and write.

Murray: Absolutely.

Bertha: Yes, that’s how you do a genocide.

Jim: Did I miss the part where we kill the children?

MacDonald: Well you see Jim it’s really quite simple. We simply build them schools at our own expense, give them food, water, shelter, and whatever medical treatment we can in the current year. And then we keep teaching them for years and years until they eventually graduate.

Pictured: The cheaper, more efficient option.

Murray: Yes, it’s the only way.

Jim: I still feel like I missed the part where we kill the children.

MacDonald: You know that’s actually a great point, Sister Bertha do you have any thoughts on that matter?

Sister Bertha: Have we ruled out whacking them with rulers until they die?

Archbishop Murray: I think that’s a yes, sister.

Sister Bertha: Well what if we just sort of, created the general conditions that lead to the occasional outbreak of tuberculosis?

MacDonald: Bertha you’re a genius.

Jim: Isn’t that incredibly inefficient? Also, isn’t that a great way of having the people working at these schools also get horrible life ending illnesses?

Sister Bertha: That is a risk I am willing to take.

Archbishop Murray: God is with you, sister.

MacDonald: Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

Jim: I mean if we just stopped feeding the children they would all die at zero risk of us getting tuberculosis ourselves and dying.

Bertha: No, that’s not going to work.

Murray: Impractical, and frankly kind of evil.

Jim: Evil, you’re the ones who decided that you needed to murder all the children!

MacDonald: Jim, you just don’t get it do you? The way you commit a genocide is by teaching children how to read and write and do basic math and then never ever killing them.

Priest Jim: I mean I don’t have any prior experience in this subject-

Murray: Oh wow, THERE’s a surprise.

Jim: But I’m pretty sure that my plan of sending in the military and not building these people schools for no reason is cheaper and more effective.

Bertha: No Jim, we just don’t have the money for that.

Jim: We don’t have the money to send in the military we already pay for to murder people with bullets and bayonets?

MacDonald: We’re not made of money here Jim.

Jim: But we do have the money to build schools and then pay for these children’s room, board, and schooling for like 10 years.

MacDonald: Look it’s simply the cheaper, more efficient, and ultimately more humane option.

Jim: I mean I feel like somehow it isn’t any of those things. Except maybe humane because we never actually kill anyone.

MacDonald: Well you see Jim, we’re not really going for like a genocide genocide.

Murray: That’s right, Jim.

MacDonald: This is more like a “cultural genocide.”

Jim: I have no idea what a cultural genocide is.

Bertha: It’s when you take children from acoholic, abusive parents and teach them how to read, write, and do basic math all at your own expense.

Murray: But you have to treat them well and never kill them.

Bertha: Yes, not killing children, and instead giving them education is the basis for cultural genocide.

Murray: Oh and you also have to make sure that their death rate from illnesses is lower than it is in the communities they come from.

Bertha: Murray’s right. I forgot that you need to essentially kill negative people by saving them from illnesses in order to perpetuate a cultural genocide.

Jim: I’m still not really sure I understand this whole “cultural genocide thing.”

MacDonald: Well I’ll tell you what it most certainly is not. Imagine someone created a slander that there was some secret genocide going on perpetuated by the Church/CanadianGovernment/WhitePeople, and used this slander to burn churches down, cancel Canada day, tear down White Statues, and steal $3 billion dollars from Canadian taxpayers. That would definitely NOT be a cultural genocide.

Pictured: Not Cultural Genocide

Jim: Oh I mean if the term is valid at all that would certainly sound like it applies.

MacDonald: No Jim, cultural genocide is teaching children how to read, not tearing down statues, burning down churches, and cancelling cultural holidays.

Pictured: Not Cultural Genocide

Bertha: Yes, that’s correct.

Murray: Agreed.

Pictured: Not Cultural Genocide

Jim: Alright, well let’s get these schools built, I can’t wait to genocide all these abo children by teaching them how to do arithmetic.

MacDonald: We knew we could count on you Jim.

Truly horrifying beyond all words. That this was done here in Canada is a dark stain on our legacy. Churches burning, I mean LOL who cares, but this very real plan to genocide all the children by teaching them math. I mean it’s simply to evil to fathom.