e-drama Totally Not Pedo Crypto Currency Guy Claims Mossad and Spy Ex-GF out to Kill him Days before Drowning in Costa Rica
Clownworld Gossip Goy: Seventy Year Old Sex Goddess Madonna Goes on “Sexplicit” Instagram Bender that is Very Sexy and Definitely not Horrifying
Tech Companies Elon Musk Literally Eats Former CEO Parag Agrawal’s Face in Front of Other Fired Execs who will not be Living to Enjoy their Severance Packages
Consubversatism Conservatives Get “Nuremberg 2” Trending on Twitter and it’s Exactly as Ghey as you’d Expect
Sportsball Incredibly Homosexual Man Boycotts Soccer World Cup over “Treatment of Migrant Workers, LGBTQ People, and Global Warming”
Tech Companies Fired Twitter Polyamourous “Engineer” Whines about Anti-Troon Content soon to Infest Twitter
