Electoral Politics Kevin “Israel Uber Alles” McCarthy Triumphs as Matt “Rentboy” Gaetz Finally Votes for him to Fulfill Lifelong Dream Being Chief Puppet in Congress
Clownworld Shock and Horror as Gay Jew Latinx Republican Found to be Closeted Hetero Goy Second Generation
Canada Gay Adoption Baby Pierre Poilievre Vows to Move Embassy to Jerusalem, Promises non-Whites a “Greater Voice”
Consubversatism Ontario Premier and Rock Ribbed Conservative Tranny Enjoyer Doug Ford Accidentally on Purpose Enriches Friends of his by Paving over Scenic Farmland