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Consubversatism

Finklethink Convoy: Brave Cuckservatives Nobly Whine that Libs R Real Fascists

Oh god it’s so beautiful. Cuckservatives correctly identify that Globo Homo is totally Hitlerian. Adolf Hitler may have been a highly decorated WWI infantryman who hated aristocrats like Justin Trudeau, but Trudeau’s the REAL FASCIST.

Thank goodness for brave heroic freedom fighter Ezra Levant. Without Ezra, our freeeeedoms would be impinged by these nazi loving Liburals!

Thank god we have brave freedom fighters like Ezra!

And who could forget Champion of Freedom Mike Cernovich. You may remember him from being that retard online who was going on about Gorilla Dick Energy or whatever, but where our freedoms are concerned nothing stops Cernobitch.

Glorious cuckservative Maxime Bernier HITS THE FUCKING BULLSEYE on this one. And this isn’t the first time he’s heroically challenged liberals as fascistos. 

Stunning and brave jew supremacist with heebwatch correctly identifies Globo Homo Schlomo as secretly fascism.

Yes! Liberals are the real nazis. How did it take us this long to mindlessly repeat it?

God the site of that ebil natzee being trampled by a horse would bring a tear to my eye. How utterly beautiful. Goddamn natzee scum!

My goodness. Cuckservatives are just on fire right now. Absolutely nailing these takes right out of the park.

Oh by the way, just a few days ago the Conservative MP Kevin Waugh put out legislation to make it illegal for you goyim to fact check the lampshadocaust. Didn’t hear a peep from these cuckservatives. And I even searched their twatters for mention of Kevin Waugh, or this bill. Didn’t find shit.

But, you know, Conservatives hate authoritarianism. Except for, you know, when they don’t.

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Canada

As Predicted, New Ottawa Police Chief is Insane Sociopathic Bugcreature

A few days ago the black, BLM enthusiast Ottawa Police Chief got shitcanned from the Ottawa Police. At the time I thought it was pretty clear that they were pissed at him because he was too incompetent to give them the oppression they wanted. Well just two days after his hiring we get this from the Ottawa Police.

Transcript below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyTiJAD4UUk

I do need to note that this is not the police chief, just their PR guy. But still, tone starts from the top.

UPDATE: I was incorrect in stating that. This is in fact the interim Police Chief, Steve Bell. So this short, angry bug creature is now in charge of oppressing these protesters, and he’s taking it personally. 

Propagandist: And uh, from independent media. There were others in the crowd yesterday and, I was unfortunately hit with some pepperspray. I’ve said the question, uh, there’s some video cameras that the police are using and uh, some news outlets are reporting that you’re gathering intelligence with those cameras. 

Can you elaborate. Like, are the protesters at this point, uh, retreat and go home. Are they gonna be getting some uh repercussions down the road. Are you gonna be sort of actively pursuing the people who you have been sort of documenting and filming who are still at the protest. What are your plans after this. Uh, after the protest is over.

“Independent Media.”

I’ve put my call in to the Winnipeg Police up here. It’s quite edifying, but the politeness with which I was received is far from usual. Every other police cunt I’ve dealt with has ragequit the call on me. They would not allow me in there as truly “independent media.” And they certainly wouldn’t give me this response.

Ottawa Interim Police Chief Steve Bell: Thank you it’s a great question, and the simple answer is yes. If you are involved in this protest we will actively look to identify you and follow up with financial sanctions and criminal charges, absolutely. We will – this investigation will go on for months to come. It has many many different streams, both from a federal, uh, financial level. From a provincial licensing level. From a criminal code level. From a municipal breach of court order, breach of court injunction level.

It will be a complicated and time consuming uh, investigation that will go on for a period of time. You have my committment that that investigation will continue and we will hold people accountable for taking our streets over. 

“Independent Reporter”: And can I just ask one more question?

And at that point this PR cunt leaves his podium. And then he puts his mask on. Because remember goyim, talking, where saliva is exiting your mouth, that’s when you need the mask off. But after, when you’re just standing there, that’s where you need the mask on again.

This isn’t retarded cuckservatism Covid-19 bullshit I’m doing here. It is important to understand that these people do not have reality based views. Someone in a position of authority tells them “these are the rules,” and they enjoy following. You can’t reason with them, because reason didn’t get them to believe the shit they believe in the first place. And remember, Trudeau supported anti-pipeline “protests,” in 2020, where just yesterday these people attacked security guards with an axe and did millions in property damage.

There gets to be a certain point where, if you’re already doing the time, you might as well do the crime.

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Canada Current Events

Ottawa Police now Stealing Truckers Pets in New Low for Democracy Class

The soldiers for make brave democratic republic of Canada appear to have hit a new low. 

Considering my history with the people in the Alt-Lite/FluAnon spheres, I initially thought this was fake. Especially since the telegram message the screencap was attached to explicitly said that the Ottawa Police were murdering truckers pets. After all, they couldn’t stoop that low, could they? I simply assumed the entire thing was fake.

Until I went on twitter myself and found the tweet in question. However, no, they are not killing the pets.

They’re just stealing them.

Yes, I know this is still terrible, and indefensible. But people really need to stop spreading easily debunked shit like “truckers pets are being killed.” Their pets are being stolen from them, not killed. The truth is good enough FFS. 

I think this is an offshoot of the QAnon/Alt-Lite grift tier bullshit, where the only point is to get as many clicks, and instill as much fear as possible into people. Because these people, unlike me, don’t actually give a shit about having any real political impact on the world. For me, having people trust the things that I write, parodies aside, is incredibly important. I’m not throwing away my integrity and credibility for a few more clicks and shekel donations.

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Canada Police

Ottawa Hero Force Bravely Tramples over Protesting Grandmother in Noble Celebration of Human Rights

Boy it’s a good thing that these multibillion dollar propaganda outlets like the CBC keep telling the peasants that we live in a democracy. It’s shockingly easy to forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-HxtAEt3tQ

But don’t you worry goyim. Even though an elderly lady was trampled by horses, the horse is fine. And in fact one of the Uppity Peasants has been arrested for attempting to save the life of an elderly woman being abused by the police.

Assuming that even happened. As others have pointed out, it’s entirely possible the horse tripped on the elderly ladies walker as they were trampling over her. But luckily, the antifa in blue and the horse are both fine. As far as the peasant is concerned, it’s unclear what happened to her, but I think the most credible reports are that she has minor injuries.

The anti-White hate group the “Canadian Anti-Hate Network,” wants everybody to understand that the REAL problem with this mask off oppression by a government that tolerates antifa/aboriginals/blm attacking security guards with axes on literally the same day this happens, is that someone like me might make an actual serious political response to this.

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Anti-White Canada

Reminder: Justin Trudeau Supported Anti-Pipeline “Protests” in 2020, and Met with their Leaders

Trudeau’s response to the truckers demanding an end to the arbitrary and oppressive Covid-19 laws was to declare them enemies of democracy and then sic the police on them, after a declaration of Emergency Powers. All of which begs the question of how Justin Trudeau responded to the anti-pipeline “protests,” in 2020. Since this site wasn’t around in 2020, I feel like we need to do some catching up. 

CBC:

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says he plans to speak with members of his cabinet Wednesday to discuss “next steps” in the ongoing anti-pipeline protests that have hamstrung the country’s rail network.

“This is an issue that is of concern,” Trudeau said during a news conference in Senegal Wednesday morning.

“Obviously it’s extremely important to respect the right to freely demonstrate peacefully, but we need to make sure the laws are respected. That’s why I’m going to be engaging with our ministers and looking at what possible next steps there are. 

“I am encouraging all parties to dialogue, to resolve this as quickly as possible.”

That’s a lot of boilerplate politician speak. Although I will note that I couldn’t find a single example of him saying that the right to protest freely should be upheld with the Truckers. So you don’t even get the bloviation.

On Tuesday, the transport minister said the federal government is “very concerned” after CN Rail said the railway has no choice but to temporarily shut “significant” parts of its network because of blockades by protesters near Belleville, Ont., and New Hazelton, B.C.

And I’ll note that the trucker protest didn’t actually shut down critical parts of Canada’s transportation network. Nor were they violent. The above picture is from another one of these anti-pipeline “protests.” This one in particular happening earlier today.

RFI:

Shortly after midnight Thursday, police attempted to inspect the Coastal GasLink (CGL) construction site near Houston [British Columbia], where they say “approximately 20 people, some armed with axes” had been reported to be “attacking security guards and smashing their vehicle windows,” according to a statement released by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

This is par for the course for these pipeline “protests,” whether now or back in 2020. The footage from them, and the kid-gloves treatment given to them by the RCMP was extremely redpilling and important. I have too much on my plate as it is, but I’ll try to track down some of that footage. And no, Trudeau has not condemned these criminals despite them literally attacking people with axes and causing millions in property damage.

Here’s an article from the Guardian from February 28th, 2020.

The Giardian:

Since a police raid on an Indigenous territory at the start of February, a wave of civil disobedience has surged over Canada.

Civil Disobedience mean breaking the law. But when these anti-White rioters break the law, that gets phrased as “civil disobedience.” If you or I did a law-abiding protest, well now that’s a violent riot,” or an insurrection.”

Mohawks in Ontario and Quebec have erected rail blockades that paralyzed passenger and freight travel on some lines

So, how did Trudeau deal with these lawbreaking rioters?

CBC:

Trudeau told premiers he’s ready to dispatch senior cabinet ministers to meet with Indigenous protesters to negotiate an end to the blockades — a plan Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer said amounts to appeasement of “radical activists.”

Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister Carolyn Bennett sent a letter Wednesday offering to meet with the Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs in Smithers, B.C., as early as Thursday but that meeting never materialized.

This is the second offer by Bennett to meet in person with chiefs opposed to the Coastal GasLink project that has gone unanswered. A spokesperson for Bennett said the minister is willing to meet with the chiefs at any time and any place.

He went and met with them and did some photo ops. Or at least sent his cabinet members to.

And here we see Justin Trudeau asked a question about Blormphs response to the BLM “fiery, but mostly peaceful protests,” in June of 2020. Here’s the question,

Propagandist: You’ve been reluctant to comment on, uh, the words and actions of the US President. But we do have Donald Trump now calling for military action against protesters. We saw protesters tear gassed yesterday, to make way for a presidential photo op. I’d like to ask you what you think about that. And if you don’t want to comment, what message do you think you’re sending?

And this dipshit waits 21 seconds. LITERALLY 21 seconds of silence, which I suppose he believed added a little bit of gravitas before he finally responded.

Trudeau: We all watch in horror and consternation what’s going on in the United States. It is a time, uh, to pull people together, but it is a time to listen. It is a time to learn what injustices continue despite progress, uh, over years and decades.

Help me.

But it is a time for us as Canadians to recognize that we too, have our challenges. That, Black Canadians and racialized Canadians face discrimination as a lived reality, every, single, day. There is systemic discrimination in Canada. Which means our systems treat Canadians of colour, Canadians who are racialized differently than they do others. It is something that many of us don’t see, but it is something that is a lived reality for racialized Canadians.

I mean it’s true that non-Whites don’t get racially discriminated against constantly. So therefore the privileged class’s “systems,” do in fact treat them differently. But really, if you’re taking the shit this privileged little rascal spouts seriously than you have on some level already erred.

 

We need to see that. Not just as a government, and take action. But we need to see that as Canadians. We need to be allies, in the fight against discrimination. We need to listen, we need to learn, and we need to work hard to fix – to figure out how we can be part of the solution on fixing things.

This government has done a number of things over the past years, but there is lots more to do and we will continue to do that. Because we see, we see you, we see the discrimination that racialized Canadians live, every single day.

And this just in.

I’m sorry, let’s contrast this with their response to the actually peaceful truckers protest.

This is what I mean when I say these people are “sayers of things.” They make a lot of arguments that are fake and ghey, but it’s a mistake to focus on how ghey they are, which the Finklethink Convoy leaders most definitely want you to do. That’s why I said from the beginning, that the very best argument against Covid-19 bullshit, is not retarded “Bill Gates microchips Agenda 21,” garbage, or even “my body my choice,” which I’ve seen conservatives do. Along with “muh vaxxx segregation.” Instead it’s “hey does BLM spread covid?”

The Justin Trudeau’s of the world, and his handlers through him, are “sayers of things.” They’ll happily pretend to adopt some principles that they do not have, and hope that you take them seriously on that so they can get one over on you. The best way to fight back is to expose this, which is why the grift-right does retarded libertarian talking points against Covid-19, instead of the above.

And also why they do everything else.

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Activism Canada

Finklethink Convoy Organizer Tamara Lich Arrested in Ottawa

There were two main figures in organizing the Finklethink Convoy. One was Benjamin Dichter, a gay jew supremacist. The other was Tamara Lich, some “Maverick Party,” grifter, who I first covered here

Fox Jews:

CBC News reporter David Cochrane wrote in a tweet: “Convoy organizer Tamara Lich was arrested Thursday evening by Ottawa police and also remains in police custody. Both she and Chris Barber – who was arrested earlier – are expected to be charged criminally, according to sources.”

A clip showing Lich being detained by Ottawa police was also shared on social media by an account which is seemingly associated with the convoy.

“Tamara Lich has been arrested, but we will continue to #holdtheline,” the tweet containing the footage read.

Look, I support the peasants doing this, I really do. After all, I’m literally the only person trying to get hate crime/terrorism charges against the antifa Dave Zegarac, who ran over four of these protesters in Winnipeg on February 6th.

So if there’s anyone reading this who’s confuzzled, I’ve said from the start that this protest was useless at best. And you know it’s useless, because the organizers are more interested in their stupid grift than they are pressing the police when one of their own, or in this case four, are literal victims of terrorism.

Lich, who started the GoFundMe account which raised millions for those participating in the convoy protest and was later halted, said in a tearful clip shared to social media on Wednesday that she was anticipating the arrest. Thanking those who stood alongside her, Lich said she is “ready” and “not afraid.”

Imagine if this was for something more real important than Covid-19 bullshit. I would happily get arrested fighting for the protesters who got literally run over by a car, or a dozen other serious issues. But I’ve been to these events. It’s a social club for anti-social losers.

Barber, who is a senior convoy leader, is expected to face criminal charges according to the CBC. He has previously said in a press release that politicians have declined to engage in “serious dialogue.”

The arrest comes after Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invoked the Emergencies Act on Monday, which gives the government power to clear protests by towing vehicles, and even more direct measures such as freezing personal bank accounts.

“These blockades are illegal, and if you are still participating, the time to go home is now,” Trudeau said. “This is about keeping Canadians safe, protecting peoples’ jobs and restoring faith in our institutions.” 

I feel for Tamara Lich. I think she’s kind of an idiot, but well meaning, which is far more than I can say for (((Benjamin Dichter))). But I’m tired of the Justin Trudeau’s of the world winning. People are entitled to serious, and effective political action. Not poorly thought out cuckservative whatevers.

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Antifa

Finklethink Convoy GiveSendGo Allegedly Hacked by Pervert Freak Aubrey Cottle, Truth Unknown

Update: National-Justice has a great article on Cottle here.

Apparently there is this wannabe tranny named Aubrey “Kirtaner” Cottle who has been bragging about doing this for the past few days. This is taken from his own YouTube channel.

In case you thought that wasn’t incriminating enough, it posted this next video just three days ago, as of time of writing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21xmlLBlN78

I was about to write “nothing says rebellious like attacking people on behalf of the government,” only to find almost that exact comment posted on the video itself.

Great minds, I suppose. 

Needless to say, this Aubrey “Kirtaner” Cottle guy is a total mess, but my searching on KiwiFarms leads me to believe that he might just be making all this up. It’s definitely true that GiveSendGo was hacked. It’s also true that someone, possibly even the GiveSendGo organizers themselves, wrote “Hi Kirtaner,” on the page. I’ll update this article when I can re-find that screencap.

Having said all that, numerous sources who know Aubrey Cottle going back to 2007 have stated that the guy has delusions of grandeur that rival absolutely nobody. 

A professional con artist who’s only verifiable achievement is making journalists believe his backstory. He’s an internet neckbeard desperately trying to eek some popularity out of a lie he told.

The guy has owned a site called 420chan since 2007, and apparently it hosts child sexual abuse material. Shocking, I know.

It is of course completely possible that this guy did in fact hack GiveSendGo. From people I’ve talked to it wasn’t exactly a Herculean effort. The site had known security vulnerabilities based on them using some Amazon plugin that they hadn’t patched in six years. 

Then again, this definitely served the purpose of our privileged class in their goal to shut down the Finklethink Convoy. For example, I wrote earlier today about a woman, Marion Isabeau-Ringette, who was fired from her government job based on nothing other than leaked info that she had donated $100 to the Finklethink Convoy.

I think it’s highly likely that CSIS, which is essentially Canada’s CIA, did this hack, and put it out there so that some blowhard retard would take credit, thus legally allowing them to use the data obtained from this hack. I’d slightly lean towards that, but again, it could have been Cottle. I just don’t know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoN8YJ9xrHI

What I do know is that Aubrey Cottle is a disgusting, degenerate weirdo. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cpyBO2XWfg

Just in case anyone was on the fence about that.

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Covid-19

Absolutely DELECTABLE Gov Staffer Fired After Finklethink Convoy Donation Uncovered

This was uncovered after the GiveSendGo hack, which I should have covered yesterday. It really shouldn’t be legal to use illegally obtained information to do this, but I am not a lawyer.

Toronto City News:

Ontario’s Solicitor General Sylvia Jones’s director of communications is no longer employed after recently donating $100 to the convoy protests that have paralyzed Canada’s capital for over two weeks.

A spokesperson for Premier Doug Ford confirmed that Marion Isabeau-Ringuette “no longer works for the Ontario government.”

“We’re not commenting any further as this is a staffing matter,” said Ivana Yelich, Ford’s executive director of media relations on Tuesday.

It was revealed that Isabeau-Ringuette donated $100 to an online fundraiser created by an organizer of anti-mandates and anti-government protests on February 5.

Really now, an “online fundraiser.” Would this happen to be the GiveSendGo fundraiser? Would this happen to be information obtained after the illegal hack of GiveSendGo? Well I can’t confirm this, but I’d bet my left testicle on it.

According to Q.P. Briefing, the donation was made under the initials” M.R.,” but her identity was confirmed based on the email address and postal code linked to the offering.

This should serve as example 101 of why Conservatism must be utterly humiliated and destroyed. Imagine facing an enemy that is so petty and motivated that they’re illegally hacking into websites, scouring through people who made legal donations to a protest, and firing them. All without facing any legal repercussions. Now imagine that Upper Middle Class Boomers are bloviating about “Chyna baaaaaad,” while this is happening.

Well, you don’t have to imagine anymore.

Isabeau-Ringuette was still working for the government as of Sunday as she was connected to a press release centred on keeping pets safe during extreme cold.

Marion Isabeau-Ringette

Look, this girl is absolutely juicy, in exactly the way I like them. And she’s writing articles about how to prevent animals suffering from extreme cold.

For what feels like the hundredth time, I am pissed that the Finklethink Convoy is run by a perverted jew supremacist, instead of someone serious. If it wasn’t, you could make serious political gains by exploiting this absurd oppression of a very sympathetic character.

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Canada Covid-19

BREAKING: BLM Supporting Ottawa Black Police Chief Resigns

For the backstory on this cunt, go here.

CBC:

Peter Sloly has resigned as Ottawa’s police chief and will publicly announce his resignation after the Ottawa Police Services Board meeting today, sources tell CBC News.

The former chief has been criticized over his handling of a truck convoy protest that has caused major disruptions to Ottawa’s downtown core.

Sloly’s resignation comes as sources tell CBC News he’s been accused of bullying and volatile behaviour that has damaged relations with senior leadership and compromised the force’s ability to cope with the truck protest.

Multiple sources have told CBC News that Sloly allegedly belittled and berated senior Ottawa Police Service officers in front of their colleagues, and has failed to put forward a solid operations plan to end the crisis.

Sources say he allegedly has come into conflict with members of the OPP and RCMP tasked with assisting the city’s law enforcement efforts during the crisis.

BLM supporting diversity hire not having the temperament for the job? Consider me shawked, just absolutely shawked to hear that.

Sources both inside and outside the police service said Sloly has a short fuse and is quick to yell at members of his senior leadership team.

Since the protest and subsequent occupation of downtown Ottawa began, at least three incident response commanders have been reassigned after working with Sloly, the sources said.

One incident commander who was reassigned described Sloly as having no rationale for his decisions.

“This will all come out in a review,” another reassigned incident commander told CBC News. “I can’t say any more.” 

The sources spoke to CBC News on condition they not be named because of concerns about career repercussions.

Former Ottawa Police Chief Peter Sloly

I was wondering why the response by the Ottawa police was so incompetent. At the time I was suspecting a Jan 6th style gayop. There was some noise in that direction here and there, but it never really came to fruition. I think it’s hilarious that the police were just flat out too incompetent to entrap these protesters. They were too gay to do a gay’op.

The Globe and Mail recently noted that, while deputy chief of the Toronto Police Service, Sloly was accused of doing a poor job of handling allegations of misogyny and was known in policing circles as someone quick to resort to heavy-handed measures.

During a special meeting of the Ottawa Police Services Board Friday, police board chair Coun. Diane Deans defended Sloly’s response to the crisis, saying that despite requests for help issued to the province and the federal government the OPS still did not have the resources it needed to end the occupation of the city. 

The Ottawa Police Service is “working tirelessly with the resources they have and there has been some progress. There have been over 1,700 tickets issued, there have been at least 25 arrests, police have been working to seize fuel, they’ve made progress on clamping down on the encampment at Coventry Rd. and in Confederation Park, but it’s not enough,” Deans said at the meeting.

I wrote about the fuel stealing here. Despite Peter Sloly being a BLM supporter, I mean he was hired by somebody, or multiple somebodies. I think they’re getting rid of him because he’s too incompetent and abrasive to perform the gay’op properly, rather than heroically wrestling control of the People’s Police back to the citizens. That’s simply absurd.

Sources within and outside the OPS say they are concerned the force’s leadership is burned out and has reached a breaking point.

“Right now the Ottawa Police Service is paralyzed,” one source told CBC News. “They are paralyzed at the front line. They’ve been waiting for directions from the senior leadership team and are frustrated with how they’re being viewed by the public because of the spectacular failure of their leader.

That’s the kind of sentence that can be interpreted multiple ways. I’d bet it means what I wrote above. They wanted to gay’op these protesters hard, but this incompetent BLM Enjoyer is too idiotic and unlikable for the coordinated response that they wanted. They’ll now have to get some sociopathic White Man in there to perform the oppression competently.

Sloly became chief of the Ottawa Police Service in October, 2019 with a mandate to help the force address systemic racism, improve its response to mental health calls and rebuild trust with the city’s Black community. 

About a month after he took the position, a report found that Ottawa police were stopping a disproportionate number of people of colour in traffic stops.

In response to that report, Sloly, a Jamaican-born person of colour who had served 27 years on the Toronto police force, said he wanted to eliminate racism from the Ottawa Police Service.

“We should all have that sense of fierce urgency. Not enough is being done, it’s not being done fast enough and it’s not being done well enough,” Sloly said.

And now he doesn’t get to have a job.

I’ve been glad that I haven’t been going all-in at the clout casino. I was almost certain that the police would have a competent response. Apparently I was wrong.

Where we go from here is up for debate, but I think it’s going to turn poorly for the protesters. Sloly is being removed not for political reasons, but because he’s an incompetent asshole. They will remain as the Globo Homo Schlomo enforcement agency that they are, they’ll just be better at it.

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Activism

Drunk Antifa Faggot Steals Canadian Flag from Finklethink Protesters, Assaults Father, Snaps own Ankle

I have to give you a trigger warning here. Trust me, the video ends extremely well, but oh my god is the guy holding the camera a gigantic faggot. I’ll have a transcript below. Again, it ends perfectly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbnzhehWOPw

Our video starts off with some father confronting a faggot who stole a flag from his daughter at the Finklethink anti-Vax Rally.

Someone in the background: Come on children. Come on children act like adults.

Cameraguy: This guy stole a flag from a 13 year old. My 13 year old daughter.

Faggot: I stole a flag from you.

Cameraguy: This guy stole a flag from my 13 year old daughter. 

*Continues

Cameraguy: What’s your problem dude?

Faggot: You.

Cameraguy: What about me.

Guy in background: Grow up and grow some balls buddy.

This is basically a fag on fag crime. The father here is such a limpdicked little queer that I’m not sure that I correctly labeled him as Cameraguy instead of Faggot2. 

Cameraguy/Faggot2: What is it you don’t like?

Oh for fuck sakes. Imagine someone steals your flag in a clearly political act, and you start asking them why they don’t like you. Grow a fucking sack you faggot.

Faggot: I don’t like men who use 13 year old daughters.

Cameraguy: To hold a flag?

Faggot: No, to do their bidding.

Cameraguy: Okay what’s my bidding?

And instead of actually answering this cucklet he just grabs the phone. The response to this is our brave Cameraguy saying “Poleeeeece please.” And “let go of my phone.”

We cut to a bit later, only to hear our brave Cameraguy say.

Cameraguy/Faggot2: Can I have my gloves back please dude?

You have got to be fucking kidding me. This faggot assaults you, steals your flag, and you’re saying “please,” when talking to him?

Well this causes him to turn around and, sensing that he’s dealing with the biggest bitch in the world, he walks forwards to him and grabs his phone again.

Faggot (Drunkenly slurring): You can have your gloves back.

Father Faggot: Yeah, just leave my gloves please. Thank you. 

Father Faggot: Thank you sir have a great day.

 

Yes, he literally says this to him as he’s stomping his gloves into dirty road slush. JFC.

But this is where it all starts turning around. You see the faggot says something about “this is CALGARY,” it’s kind of inaudible, but then he assaults the Cameraguy again.

Seconds post ankle snap.

And there’s this beautiful moment that I’ll cover in great detail, where you get to hear his ankle snap and he starts whining like a little bitch. 

And then the police show up.

Cop: K. You’re under arrest.

Faggot *slurring: My my my ankle’s broken. *inaudible. My ankle’s broken my ankle’s broken.

Cop: K get up.

I know that cop is just a doofus, but I choose to interpret that as a Sam Hyde move.

Cop: Get up.

Faggot: I can’t my ankle’s broken.

Cop: K well sit up.

Faggot: I can’t my ankle’s broken my ankle’s broken. My ankle’s broken look at it.

Cop: K.

Faggot: I’m sitting I’m sitting I’m sitting I’m sitting. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. yeaaaaaaa. I’m so pain ankle. I took somebodies flag that’s it man.

Oh man was the end of that video pure kino. The combination of instant karma, combined with the weird combination of emotions he must be feeling as the severe pain and shock mix with the crushing realization that he is now also going to jail.

https://youtu.be/gbnzhehWOPw?t=75

I’ve started the above video from the second before his ankle snaps. Pure kino. That sort of almost feminine squeal he does as his ankle snaps. Followed immediately by the cops telling him he’s under arrest and then trying to force him to stand on his snapped ankle.

I can see my ankle it’s sideways hanging.

Shallow breathes of pain.

It’s just a shame that the father is such an irredeemable faggot. I mean holy shit. If I didn’t have to sit through the first minute of that video, it might be the best thing I ever watched.