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SCENE: Back in The Daily Rake’s lavish news studio, with Fallulah and Dr. Shekelstein.
Shekelstein: I think now might be as good a time as any to explain what’s going on with those pad things. Are those teleporters or are guys coming in from the next floor down or something? What’s up with that?
Fallulah: After the first few levels, ZOG was prepared, and made sure to bring a reasonable amount of enemies through the teleporters to really challenge me.
Shekelstein: A reasonable amount? Why not an overwhelming amount?
Fallulah: What do you mean?
Shekelstein: I mean if those are teleporters, why not simply concentrate all the enemies on one floor, instead of spreading them out through various floors? Seems like then you’d be overwhelmed and that would pretty much be that.
Fallulah: Wow, beats me. I guess I never really thought about that.
Shekelstein: Huh.
Fallulah: Huh.
Shekelstein: Anyway, you were saying something about a new enemy type. I bet it’s those militarized police we’ve been talking about.
Fallulah: Nope, it’s the cabalists.
Shekelstein: The cabalists?
Fallulah: You know, like the cultists who think that weird guy in Brooklyn is going to rise up from the grave and lead them in a race war against the Goyim.
Shekelstein: Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson. Someone said that he was Ben Shapiro’s mentor, although I can’t confirm that right now. I can confirm that he was with Orange Fag when he showed his groveling obedience to even the kookiest aspects of ZOG by showing up at that guy’s tombstone.
Fallulah: This the same Ben Shapiro who whines about *Uses air quotation marks* “White Identity Politics going to far”?
Shekelstein: Yes, and also the same Shapiro who claims that *Shekelstein reads from a note* “Jews like to build, Arabs like to bomb, crap, and live in sewers. This isn’t complicated, settlements rock.”
Fallulah: Open borders for thee, closed borders lead by zombie genocidal Jew race warriors for me.
Shekelstein: Indeed. He does have a hot sister though. We’re getting Jordan Peterson on during one of the intermissions and he’s as horny as a blind man at a fish market. Anyway, you were telling us about the cabalists.
Fallulah: I couldn’t know for sure, because they speak in that ratlike language, and I only got a glimpse of them here and there, but at one point I did see them draining some tranny of their blood and I think they put it in some cooking.
Shekelstein: Some Jew named Ariel Toaff wrote a book trying to dispel the the “blood libels” made against these weird Jew sects. Ended up being honest enough to admit that a lot of the so-called “blood libels” were real, including paying peasants for some of their blood, and then putting it into their meatballs and eating them. Also, a few ritual murders.
Fallulah: They definitely did try to kill me pretty much constantly.
Shekelstein: That sounds exciting. I’m wondering how exactly they went about doing that.
Fallulah: They cast this spell where –
Shekelstein: They can cast spells!
Fallulah: Yes.
Shekelstein: Well I’m sure that was quite different from all the enemies who shot bullets at you.
Fallulah: No because all the bullets for some reason traveled at like ten kilometers per hour so I could strafe around them.
Shekelstein: Oh, I see.
Fallulah: Yeah, they cast this spell where this six pointed star appeared underneath my feet. After a second or so, the points of the star all shot energy inwards.
Shekelstein: And that’s all?
Fallulah: Well later versions have a few different attacks, but these ones just cast the same spell over and over, and ran away when I got close.
Shekelstein: Very considerate of them to save the more complicated guys for later.
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