I recently covered Elon Musk’s potentially failed bid to buy twatter. That’s still a matter of some dispute to be resolved legally, and once again I have to admit Musk’s own twitter has been quite entertaining on this matter.

He tweeted the above image himself, and it appears to be original content. I think it’s funny to imagine Musk spending the better part of an hour fiddling with one of those meme template sites making this meme. He probably got someone else to do it, but knowing him it’s still a possibility. He retweeted this below.

Yesterday I covered a precociously butthurt orange 78 year old fag named Donald who was assblasted in public over Daddy Elon not purchasing twatter for him personally. Well earlier today Musk dismissed Trump with all the brutal finality of a hot sorority girl saying “thanks, not interested.”

Absolutely brutal. “He’s a nice guy but it’s getting a bit hard to watch him fail like this. Can everyone promise to be nicer to little Donny? He’s going through a hard time right now.”

“Look guyz, he’s old. Let the old man get some rest. And besides, there are other cucklets who can easily win against Biden, we don’t need old Donny anymore. Let’s get yesterdays puppet to sit this one out.”

Musk also claims that Trump just lied about Musk telling him that he voted for him. Nobody has any way of verifying that, but I know who I believe.

I’d forgotten how much I hated The King of Israel. Remember how he “monitored the situation,” when we were all getting censored. But now that he personally doesn’t have his twatter account suddenly he’s Mr. Free Speech.

I love how this is the way that faggot ends. Impotently whining in public about how Daddy Elon won’t just accept being robbed to the tune of $44 billion by twatter just so that Trump could get his account back. An account that would still be up if Trump or the Republicans had passed legislation or an executive order to stop these corporations from censoring us. But President Potato wasn’t interested, so now he has to throw some little dick energy at Elon Musk, who is so unconcerned with him that he’s trying to be nice to him as he puts the pillow over his face.

You absolutely love to see it. 

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  1. Trump has always been a publicity seeking fool and politics is the final phase of his mediocre career in the spotlight. I don’t believe he ever wanted to win in the first place but when he did all he did was shit all over his base and still expected them to vote for him.

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