The backstory to this is some dilating trannies were seething because Patton Oswalt was in a picture with Dave Chappelle. They’re assmad about Chappelle because he said things like “gender is a fact,” and “I’m on team TERF.”

This was the picture.

Well Patton, being a whiny little bitch, completely caved to these dilating trannies in one of the most bizarre and whiniest apologies I have ever seen.

Patton Oswalt’s Instagram:

I saw a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time this New Year’s Eve. We’ve known each other since we’re teens. He’s a fellow comedian, the funniest I’ve ever met. I wanted to post a pic & an IG story about it — so I did. The friend is Dave Chappelle. Thirty four YEARS we’ve been friends. He’s refocused and refined ideas a lot of us took as settled about race & history & Life On Planet Earth and spun them around with a phrase or punchline. We’ve done bad & good gigs, open mikes & TV tapings. But we also 100% disagree about transgender rights & representation. I support trans peoples’ rights — ANYONE’S rights — to live safely in the world as their fullest selves. For all the things he’s helped ME evolve on, I’ll always disagree with where he stands NOW on transgender issues. But I also don’t believe a seeker like him is done evolving, learning. You know someone that long, see the struggles and changes, it’s impossible to cut them off. Impossible not to be hopeful and open and cheer them on. Also, I’ve been carrying a LOT of guilt about friends I’ve cut off, who had views with which I couldn’t agree, or changed in ways I couldn’t live with. Sometimes I wonder — did I and others cutting them off make them dig their heels in deeper, fuel their ignorance with a nitro-boost of resentment and spite? I’m an LGBTQ ally. I’m a loyal friend. There’s friction in those traits that I need to reconcile myself, and not let cause feels of betrayal in ANYONE else. And I’m sorry, truly sorry, that I didn’t consider the hurt this would cause. Or the DEPTH of that hurt. I’ve been messaging a lot on IG today, and the back and forth has really helped guide me in the writing of this. I (naively) deleted a lot of posts in the comment thread — critical ones from LGBTQ writers AND shit-posts by TERF/anti-trans orcs looking for clicks & giggles. I wanted a “nice comment thread” about the pic with my friend. Ugh. So easy to think someone ELSE needs growth and miss the need in yourself. Gonna keep trying.

JFC. Pretty amazing how this faggot made sure to put in multiple ALL CAPS WORDS, commas, dashes, and all the rest. Yet hitting the fucking enter key a single time was a bridge too far for this guy.

I’m going to rewrite his whining because I can barely read that shit.

I saw a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time this New Year’s Eve. We’ve known each other since we’re teens. He’s a fellow comedian, the funniest I’ve ever met. I wanted to post a pic & an IG story about it — so I did.

The friend is Dave Chappelle. Thirty four YEARS we’ve been friends. He’s refocused and refined ideas a lot of us took as settled about race & history & Life On Planet Earth and spun them around with a phrase or punchline. We’ve done bad & good gigs, open mikes & TV tapings. But we also 100% disagree about transgender rights & representation. I support trans peoples’ rights — ANYONE’S rights — to live safely in the world as their fullest selves.

Imagine talking like that. Imagine having some guy friend and you say “he’s refined and refocused our ideas of race,” and then going and having a beer with him later. Shitlibs aren’t normal people.

For all the things he’s helped ME evolve on, I’ll always disagree with where he stands NOW on transgender issues. But I also don’t believe a seeker like him is done evolving, learning. You know someone that long, see the struggles and changes, it’s impossible to cut them off. Impossible not to be hopeful and open and cheer them on. Also, I’ve been carrying a LOT of guilt about friends I’ve cut off, who had views with which I couldn’t agree, or changed in ways I couldn’t live with.

Who talks like this? “A seeker like him.” Please stop being a faggot Patton.

Sometimes I wonder — did I and others cutting them off make them dig their heels in deeper, fuel their ignorance with a nitro-boost of resentment and spite? I’m an LGBTQ ally. I’m a loyal friend. There’s friction in those traits that I need to reconcile myself, and not let cause feels of betrayal in ANYONE else. And I’m sorry, truly sorry, that I didn’t consider the hurt this would cause. Or the DEPTH of that hurt.

“I’m such a loyal friend that I couldn’t just take a picture with my friend of 34 years. I had to go and throw him under the bus because random trannies on the internet who are going to be killing themselves in just a few years were seething about this. I’m such a loyal friend that I want you to all know that Dave Chappelle is a filthy bigot and I’m only remaining with him because I’m trying to de-bigotify him.” – Patton Oswalt.

I’ve been messaging a lot on IG today, and the back and forth has really helped guide me in the writing of this. I (naively) deleted a lot of posts in the comment thread — critical ones from LGBTQ writers AND shit-posts by TERF/anti-trans orcs looking for clicks & giggles. I wanted a “nice comment thread” about the pic with my friend. Ugh. So easy to think someone ELSE needs growth and miss the need in yourself. Gonna keep trying.

Good god. The way these people talk. It’s just too much for me sometimes.

We’ve been in talks with Patton Oswalt, and we think we can swing an interview sometime soon, just like we did with Kendall Jenner. Stay tuned.

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2 Comments

  1. This ugly mofo killed his wife so I am not terribly surprised that he keeps making horrible life decisions to be quite honest family.

  2. Patton didn’t kill his wife, he’s guilty of something much worse. He was too weak and cowardly to save his wife from killing herself. He knew she had a severe drug addiction. Cops found the caches all over their home, they were “hidden” very conspicuously.
    Rather than get her help and protect her like a dutiful husband would/should, he let her poison herself slowly until she was no more. He’s a meek little sad guy, and probably concluded that taking control of your wife when she’s spiraling out would be a very toxic act of overbearing patriarchal masculinity, or something equally as gay. He’s a failure as a man, husband, and a father. Incredible that he even had the nerve to show his face again in public after all that. Disgusting, wretched tiny blob.
    Should be fun ̶w̶r̶i̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶v̶o̶i̶c̶e̶, er I mean interviewing him later 🙂

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