Nose-American Whines that White Neighbours are too Nice to her

Progressive:

The text from my friend, a fellow local social justice activist,

A fellow hook nosed anti-White pervert Enjoyer.

came through on a Saturday afternoon. I was in the basement of my townhouse in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. It was the end of a long week, one that marked three years since I had returned home to Pittsburgh to attend  my relatives’ funeral. They were killed at the Pittsburgh Tree of Life mass shooting in 2018. Eleven worshippers had been shot and killed by a man shouting antisemitic slurs.

Ah yes, James Powers was his name? I do vaguely remember the above being his final post on Gab. I of course do not support murdering random people of any kind, but if Powers had hunted down the “local social justice activists,” instead I don’t think anyone would have minded.

My friend’s text included a link to an article in our local newspaper. The headline read: “A group of notorious white nationalists met secretly in historic Lancaster County barn last year. Why here?”

Apparently, in August 2020, a new political entity called the National Justice Party was launched less than eight miles from my house, less than five minutes from my children’s school, and right down the street from the convenience store where my former student’s immigrant parents serve the best egg rolls in town.

Strap yourselves in goyim, it’s gonna be one of those kinds of articles. The kind which manages to be both maudlin and entirely outrageous. The Local Social Justice Activist named Ms. Cohen is here to tell you all about how delicious the egg rolls of her students of colour are while demanding state oppression of these Whiteness Enjoyers.

The fact is, the meeting in the barn was part of a problem on a national scale. But the bigger problem for me and my family—as the headline suggests—is that Lancaster County is such a desirable, even obvious, place for a rally like this. I’ve known for years that a conservative, white, Christian hegemony is pervasive in my community, and that Christian hegemony leads to antisemitism.

Well I certainly hope so, Cohen. The main problem we have in this country is that the goyim are not yet uppity enough. We’re making inroads, but the Uppity Goy levels aren’t quite where we want them to be. 

I have been sounding alarm bells in Lancaster with my writing and activism for years. Sometimes I get through to people, like when I represented local Jews at an NAACP rally at the Lancaster County Courthouse in 2017. It was organized in response to a Ku Klux Klan rally in our county and, though I was wary, I thought it was important to self-identify as a white Jew and stand with the Black and brown members of our community who grew up here and were raised in the shadow of this hate.

I’m sorry Jamie can you zoom in on that?

No, not you, other Jaime.

self-identify as a white Jew and stand with the Black and brown members

No, closer Jaime.

white Jew Black 

I’m sorry Cohen, but one of these things is not like the other. I wonder what could have possessed this Jew with a capital J to write White with a lower case W?

It must have been an epigenetic defense mechanism arising from the lampshadocaust. But please do remember, if you don’t like something a jew is doing, that actually makes them the real victims, because you don’t like them. You toxic Bigot of Whiteness.

When we moved to Lancaster more than a decade ago, the mover who was tasked with putting together my daughter’s crib had a swastika the size of my face tattooed on his upper arm.

We’ll never know if she’s lying or not, and I’m not sure what would be better. Personally I think it’s funnier to believe that this happened, even if it didn’t.

My daughter’s pediatrician told me that one way to get my daughter to give up her pacifier was to say that the Easter Bunny would bring her a bike if she gave it up before Easter. And as recently as last Christmas, at the end of 2020, a year marred by isolation due to the pandemic and punctuated by videos of the killing of so many Black people by police and white vigilantes, I woke up to candy canes on my doorstep.

However, the neighborly gesture took a turn when I read the accompanying note:

She doesn’t provide any commentary, at least not beyond Wow, Just Wow, and in response to a friendly neighbourhood greeting. Cohen’s psyche was so personally holocausted by the Easter Bunny and people leaving candycanes on her doorstep that she felt the need to tell us all about it. 

For the last year, whenever I’ve walked through my neighborhood and someone has waved or smiled, I’ve wondered, “Are they the person that left the candy canes on my porch?” Or “Are they the ones who give out pamphlets about God and sin with their Halloween candy?” Or “Are they the ones who had a Confederate flag in their garage until I posted about it in NextDoor?”

My six month old daughter put down her copy of Tolstoy’s War and Peace, written in the original Russian, and told me that she didn’t want to live in a World with people who had such bigoted views. I broke down crying tears, happy that my six month old was raised correctly, but sad that this brutal World of Whiteness awaits her precious soul of Judaism.

Now, when I drive by a picturesque barn, as I do on so many of my drives in the area, I can add “Are white nationalists organizing in there?” to my list of questions.

The National Justice Party came here, to an almost rural, suburban area on the outskirts of a city with shifting demographics, because they know that white people here are afraid, and people who are afraid can be convinced to do a lot of unsavory things.

In the Lancaster County school district where I live, the all-Republican school board is attempting to ban transgender children from competing on sports teams. It’s no surprise that National Justice Party leader Mike Peinovich has reportedly stated that the goal of the party is to gain support by focusing on divisive social issues like race and LGBTQ+ issues and to run candidates for office and become the voice of conservatives.

The most horrifying and annoying part of her piece is that we’ve finally found an example of Republicans actually doing something good. Of course, it’s at the local level, and those people are not really connected to the national party other than in name, but the point stands. Cohen of course feels personally oven’d by trannies not being able to bully and potentially injure young girls in athletic competitions. 

This paragraph follows her last, without editing. To be clear, this is what she meant when she was referring to “scared White People doing unsavory things.” She meant banning boys from abusing girls in athletic competitions.

As Martin Luther King Jr. said, “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly.”

Martin Luther Coon, may Yahweh sing his praises. The guy is probably the most obvious example of a Hebrew House Negro in all of human history, and he’s being praised unironically by Ms. Cohen, single mother of a very precocious child raised on Reddit and who is probably a tranny by now.

This is why I fight so hard to expose the toxicity of the conservative white Christianity that is rampant in my area. Allowing Christian hegemony to pass as a norm threatens my Jewish family the same way that it threatens my Muslim friends, my immigrant friends, my Black and brown friends, my disabled friends, and my queer friends.

Wait a second honey, is zionism toxic? Does zionism harm your “Muslim friends,” or your “friends of colour,” or whatever? And remember, she explicitly references NJP standing against zionism in this very article.

It’s just amazing the total lack of self-awareness amongst these Hook Nosed Globalists. A bunch of White, mostly Christian People were really nice to her, so she immediately thinks about how she can set about destroying them for getting politically organized and daring to fight back against the tranny lobby, even in such an obvious no-brainer like “no, trannies can’t compete against girls.” 

You really can’t make these people up.