I’m coming to this story late, because I had no idea who Andrew Tate was until he was talked about on the latest TRS.

Yahoo News:

Andrew Tate has been removed from TikTok days after Facebook and Instagram parent company Meta banned the controversial influencer for violating its policies.

The 35-year-old former kickboxer gained notoriety on social media in recent months for his bold views, many of which have been criticised as misogynistic.

Some of his most viral videos see him expressing opinions such as “women can’t drive”, that 18-year-old women are “more attractive than 25-year-olds because they’ve been through less d***”, and that women should “shut the f**k up, have kids, sit at home, be quiet and make coffee.

I was considering doing this as a satirical bit, but I’m kind of just done with this over the top misogynistic stuff at this point. I do want a woman who makes me coffee and has my children. I’d also enjoy one who doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out when I talk to her, and who I can enjoy doing thing with platonically, in addition to romantically. Frankly, I’d like me a girl who is so wonderful that I feel compelled to make a sandwhich for her, because cooking for others is the most intimate and special expression of love.

I guarantee you the man above made her a nice sandwich before giving her a foot massage. I guarantee it.

“Misogyny is a hateful ideology that is not tolerated on TikTok. We’ve been removing violative videos and accounts for weeks, and we welcome the news that other platforms are also taking action against this individual,” a spokesperson told The Independent.

Hold on a second, didn’t Andrew Tate get arrested recently for sex trafficking or something like that? They were talking about that on TRS, and if true, you’d sort of think that’s a bigger deal than him saying “now make me a sammich womxyn.” 

Let me go and look that up for us all.

Daily Beast:

Romanian police raided the home of prominent pro-Trump online personality Andrew Tate this month as part of a human-trafficking investigation, bringing new attention to Tate’s ties to leading figures in the American MAGA movement.

This March, Britain’s Daily Mirror tabloid profiled him and his brother Tristan Tate and their Romania-based business which used webcam models to trick men into sending the brothers tens of thousands of dollars. In one video on his YouTube channel, Andrew Tate said “40 percent” of the reason he moved to Romania was because Romanian police were less likely to pursue sexual assault allegations.

He sure seems like a real turd. Whether or not he’s actually kidnapped these women and is holding them against their will, he’s still a wart on the anus of society, running a cam whore scam on desperate and lonely men. He’s also got this weird affiliate marketing scam thing happening on the side.  

Yahoo News:

The Hustlers University affiliate marketing program run by controversial influencer Andrew Tate — and that helped him amass his huge social following — has closed, The Guardian reported on Saturday.

Possibly unrelated, but Tate auditioned for and received a spot on Big Brother UK in 2016, before being kicked off due to a probably fake video emerged of him beating his ex-girlfriend with a whip. It’s likely that the video was in fact roleplay, and he was never beating the girl, so this could all be a red herring. But I couldn’t end this piece without bringing it up.

It’s difficult to have sympathy with Tate, because he had Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook to begin with. He’s an anal wart of a human being, and it took until now for the people who censored us all in 2019 at the very latest to finally get around to censoring him. That’s because “make me a sammich woman,” while occasionally funny, is not serious political commentary. Beyond that, Globo Homo Schlomo is more than happy to see White Women being prostituted doing camwhore garbage. Him not being censored well before this is a far more damning condemnation of social media censors than him getting censored now for some spicy comments on wahmens.

The Sun:

Former Big Brother contestant Tate called out the YouTuber turned boxer during a recent appearance on The Nelk Boys podcast.

“I was like, ‘Oh that’s Andrew Tate‘, but what I’m saying is that Andrew, if my brother doesn’t f*** you up, I will.”

I take back every bad thing I said about Mr. Tate. He’s a pornographer, scammer, con artist, social media whore, you name it. However, he’s also a former kickboxing World Champion. Sure, he’s never been the greatest ever, but you don’t need to be when fighting a Disney Kids Pretend Fighter in Jake Paul.

You go knock out Jake Paul and I’m officially letting you into the ethnostate, even though you’re this weird mystery meat vaguely off-White weirdo. I promise.

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