Ezra Miller is All Kinds of Fucked Up

I’m not someone who follows Hollywood much at all, so when I saw Ezra Miller trending on twatter, I didn’t immediately know who that was, although I was sure I’d heard the name before. I figured it’d be one of those times where you recognize the face, but not the name.

But here I am, not even recognizing this particular species at all. Someone’s going to have to explain this one to me.

Euro News:

Ezra Miller has broken their silence over the allegations of increasingly bizarre behaviour in recent months.

Their? You’d think that a site called Euro News would be capable of catching such basic errors, but no. Unless, hold on a second. Could this be another Demi Lovato type situation we’ve got on our hands, where Ezra Miller is a deranged pervert?

The 29-year-old non-binary actor apologised and stated he is seeking treatment for “complex mental health issues”, according to a statement they released to Variety.

Although I do love how Euro News actually referred to him as “he,” in that second paragraph. It’s possible the writer and editor simply made the honest mistake of describing Ezra accurately, but it’s also possible that /ourgoy/ secretly works somewhere over there and this was his little rebellion.

“Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment,” Miller said.

“I want to apologise to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behaviour. I am committed to doing the necessary work to get back to a healthy, safe and productive stage in my life.”

How Miller went from one of the most promising young stars of Hollywood to a potential terror on the streets has been quite the journey.

When looking for pictures of him I found out that Ezra Miller dressed up like Toad from the Mario franchise at ComicCon 2018. Methinks he’s been all kinds of fucked up for a while now, but I’m curious as to what he did specifically to be labeled a “terror on the streets.”

The multiple incidents that Miller has been implicated in range from allegation claims to charges which they have accepted. Many of the alleged incidents involve violence against women.

The first major incident was a video in 2020 which appeared to show Miller strangling a woman and throwing her to the ground in Reykjavik.

Then, in early 2022, Miller told Insider that they wear a bulletproof vest and carry a gun due to fears of the Klu Klux Klan and the FBI. Miller even posted a video on Instagram that seemed to threaten members of the KKK.

I’m sorry, what?

We’re going to have to get to the bottom of this, and I manage to find the video in question. I’ll transcribe it below.

Hi! Uh, this is Ezra Miller. Uhhhhhh, aka the Bengaul Ghouls, the mad goose wizard, and uhm, this is a message for the Beulaville Chapter of the North Carolina Ku Klux Klan.

I don’t know if I should focus on Ezra Miller’s delusions of grandeur, or pettiness with respect to targeting such a small and random collection of people. “The Beulaville chapter of the North Carolina KKK is after me,” is just such a specific paranoid delusion that I don’t know what commentary I can really provide here. 

Hello, first of all, how are you doing? Uhmmm… it’s me. Uhm. Look, if y’all wanna die, I suggest just killing yourselves with your own guns… okay? 

Uhm, otherwise… keep doing exactly what you’re doing right now, and you know what I’m talking about. And then, you know… uhm we’ll do it for you if that’s really what you wanted.

Okay, talk to you soon okay.

Byyyeeeeeeeeeeee!

That was one of the weirdest things I’ve been exposed to, and I’ve been a consistent documenter of ClownWorld for quite some time now. I think this is a combination of underlying mental health issues, drug addictions, being a fag, and being born into a life of extreme privilege. Now back to the original article, because we aren’t done with Mr. Miller.

Miller got their name in the news again when they were arrested in March this year.

Hawaiian police arrested Miller on March 28 after they were involved in a fight in a Karaoke bar.

After that, the incidents started flooding in, as Miller’s villain arc started to take shape. Hawaiian law enforcement reported 10 police complaints about Miller before the karaoke bar incident.

Miller pleaded no-contest and had to pay a $500 fine, only a few hours after they were arrested for a second time in Hawaii.

This time, Miller had been arrested on second-degree assault charges for throwing a chair at a 26-year-old woman.

The couple who had paid Miller’s fine then filed a restraining order against him, stating that Miller had burst into their Hawaii hotel room and shouted “I will bury you and your slut wife.”

Well Ezra, you’ve still got to convince the KKK guys at the Beulaville North Carolina chapter to kill themselves with their own guns. So why don’t we get to that first, and then we can focus on burying this couple together. That sound good, champ?

A series of restraining orders followed. The first was filed by the parents of Tokata Iron Eyes, an 18-year-old whose parents claim began a relationship with Miller when they were 12 and Miller was 23.

Iron Eyes flew to London –

No, I’m sorry, we’re not just throwing “Tokata Iron Eyes,” out there as someone’s name and pretending this is normal.

People:

According to court documents filed Tuesday in Standing Rock Sioux Tribal Court and obtained by PEOPLE, attorney and activist Chase Iron Eyes and his pediatrician wife Sara Jumping Eagle claim that Miller, now 29, has been manipulating and controlling their daughter Tokata Iron Eyes since the two met at Standing Rock Reservation in North Dakota back in 2016. They say Miller “took an immediate and apparently innocent liking” to Tokata at the time.

Oh okay, I get it now. I thought we were dealing with some extreme perverts. Turns out it was just some Aboriginals with their odd names. I mean, I’m trying to be respectful here, I’m just saying that I honest to god couldn’t tell between an extremely fucked in the head White Person who decides to call xirself Tokata Iron Eyes and and Sioux member whose birthname is actually Tokata Iron Eyes. 

Tokata added, “My father and his allegations hold no weight and are frankly transphobic and based in the notion that I am somehow incapable of coherent thought or opposing opinions to those of my own kindred worrying about my well being. I am now aware of the severity of emotional and psychological manipulation I was made to endure while in my parents home.”

“I am an adult and I deserve to feel authority in my own body,” said Tokata, who added that they are “excited” to speak with a therapist about their “anxiety and probable depression.”

Okay so turns out I was right to suspect Tokata Iron Eyes as being mentally fucked up, but for the wrong reasons. I thought it was because their name was Tokata Iron Eyes, when I should have focused on them enjoying the presence of Ezra Miller. My bad.

The piece I linked goes into great detail on Miller’s creepy and controlling behaviour, but we don’t have time for that now. Le’ts get wrap up the last of Miller’s creepy antics.

In June, a mother and 12-year-old child were granted a temporary harassment prevention order against Miller in Massachusetts.

Another report came out that Miller was housing a mother and her three children in their Vermont home. But the house was littered with guns and the one-year-old child at one point put a bullet in her mouth.

Police have since enquired at the Vermont home to issue care orders, but Miller has insisted they don’t live there anymore. Court documents have proven otherwise.

Finally, Miller was charged with felony burglary in Vermont on August 7 and will appear in court for the charges in September.

Hollywood is supposed to be this ultra competitive place where only the strong survive. Despite that, we have this completely fucked up “non-binary tranny,” running around doing petty burglaries and probably enough drugs to murder a whale. That sounds like someone who’s probably a complete nightmare to work with, and yet he’s still a heavily booked actor, with some big name movies, like The Flash, that will be coming out for the next year or so. It kind of makes you wonder why the Totally Competitive Free Market Economics Run Hollywood keeps casting this nightmare of a human instead of simply replacing him with some other prettyboy male lead?

Miller’s father is a jew, but more than that, he’s got a history of working in publishing for multiple big name publishers, which probably has some entertainment business overlap. But in this case it’s a real tossup whether jew nepotism or fag nepotism is what’s kept this turd floating around the toilet bowl of Hollywood for so long.

Before I wrap this up, I have to transcribe the very start of the video below, because we have one of the greatest examples of crybullying that I have ever seen.

It starts off with Ezra Miller, a decamillionaire, lecturing his bigotphobic cab driver who respectfully referred to him as “sir.”

Ezra Miller: I’m not a sir. I’m transgender non-binary. Please do not refer to me as sir it’s not okay.

Cab Driver: Okay. I was just trying to be respectful.

Miller: You fail to do that again, that is an act of intentional bigotry and it’s a technical hate crime according to US Federal Law. Please call me they, they, theirs, you can use the term mix. 

That’s right you millionaire actor, you tell that working class bigotphobe to go shove his Hitler Worshipping Antics right up his Bigoted Ass. You make sure to sick your friends at the FBI on this cap driver for referring to you as “sir,” when you are actually a xir. You’re the real victim here, and don’t be afraid to make the Poors around you fully understand that.

Looks like the queer nepotism is what got this turd so far in Hollywood. That really settles that question. And here I was thinking him being a jew was – 

*Ezra being arrested*

Ezra Miller: Is your bodycam on?

Cop: Yeah, it’s on.

Miller: Will you make sure that it’s on?

Cop: It’s on.

*Ezra being forcefully lead into detention*

Miller: Please don’t touch *inaudible* it’s all sacred religious material.

Cop: Okay. *keeps doing what he’s doing*

Miller: And it’s illegal in any capacity. I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t touch *inaudible* it’s all from my religion, judaism.

Well nevermind, it’s anyone’s best guess as to being a fag or a jew helped Ezra the most in Hollywood, but I’m sure their powers combined into one unholy abomination, pictured above.