Per ABC:
LAS VEGAS — Jon Gruden has resigned as coach of the Las Vegas Raiders after emails he sent before being hired in 2018 contained racist, homophobic and misogynistic comments.
ESPN senior NFL writer Adam Schefter tweeted Monday evening, “Gruden no longer will be the Raiders’ head coach,” and added that owner Mark Davis was seen talking to Gruden earlier in the day at the Raider’s facility.
Gruden released a statement Monday night, saying: “I have resigned as head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders. I love the Raiders and do not want to be a distraction. Thank you to all the players, coaches, staff, and fans of Raider Nation. I’m sorry, I never meant to hurt anyone.”
He stepped down after The New York Times reported that Gruden frequently used misogynistic and homophobic language directed at Commissioner Roger Goodell and others in the NFL.
John Gruden was quoted as saying “I’m sick and tired of all these porchmonkeys running around playing The White Man’s Game,” in one email to Washington Redskins executive Bruce Allen. In another he was quoted as saying “Roger Goodell probs sucks Michael Sam’s cock. LMAO what an absolute queer.”
But the NFL had absolutely no choice to act when it was revealed that Gruden referred to the NFL’s female referees as “pussies with whistles,” and claimed that “they are only there so that some perverted 90 year old owners can pretend to love wahmens while they probably have some dead Mexican hookers in their trunks. I’ve been around these creeps long enough, I know what’s what.” Gruden also made other statements such as “wahmens have brains the size of squirrels,” and “vagina-people are just machines for producing children.”
Just kidding he literally said none of that. Instead it was some insanely tepid stuff. He said “Dumboriss Smith has lips the size of Michelin tires,” about NFLPA exec DeMaurice Smith. None of these PR agencies will even tell you what he said about the other stuff, but he probably called Roger Goodell a faggot. Then he insinuated that Goodell pressured the Rams into drafting Michael Sam, the NFL’s first anal-fetishist player, who also really sucked BTW, and claimed that wahmens suck as referees. Again, no lies detected. Although let’s see the size of these lips on DeMaurice Smith.
I mean I don’t know about you, but I am looking directly at two Michelin tires on this man’s face. So apparently Jon Gruden is 5/5.
Apparently the news story was broken by the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal, and these emails were known about for months. Looks like a hit piece done on the Real Life Chucky Doll known as Jon Gruden.
In any case, I would like to personally thank the (((New York Times))) and (((Wall Street Journal))) for taking a break from lying us into wars to save the wife beaters in the NFL the horrifying trannyphobia of Jon “Hitler did nothing wrong” Gruden. Bravo.