CINCINNATI — Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin was in critical condition after he collapsed on the field Monday night, the NFL said, and Buffalo’s game against the Cincinnati Bengals was suspended.
Hamlin was administered CPR on the field, ESPN reported, and he was surrounded by teammates, some of them in tears, after he was hurt while tackling Bengals receiver Tee Higgins.
Higgins led with his right shoulder, which hit Hamlin in the chest. Hamlin then wrapped his arms around Higgins’ shoulders and helmet to drag him down. Hamlin got to his feet, appeared to adjust his face mask with his right hand, and then fell backward about three seconds later and lay motionless.
Motionless. He lay there motionless. This sweet, kind soul.
I was wondering what the cause was until I got an email from none other than Klaus Schwab himself. I hesitated to open it, for fear that he would give my computer a vaccine. Eventually my curiosity overpowered my fear and I had a look.
It is I, Klaus Schwab. I hope that I’m sending this to your correct email, which I believe is theTDC@protonmail.com. I’m not sure why you started using this email as opposed to KillaryEpsteinFan1955@hotmail.com like you normally do, but I’ll just blithely send this email out regardless.
As you know, we have for some years been trying to recreate the opening scene to Shane Black’s The Last Boy Scout. Project DeadNigger, as it has been codenamed, has been in the works forever. Today I can say that it has been a rousing success.
The nanobots that we injected into Damar Hamlin, the recently deceased Bills Safety, used nanotechnology to stop his heart from beating on field. There was no other explanation for his death, although some conspiracy theorists have pointed to him being hit hard directly in the chest just seconds before, which possibly stopped his heart. This is ridiculous. Obviously he was killed with nanobots, and the telemetry microchips that we injected into him through Pfizer’s vaccine clearly show us that yes, it was the nanobots that got him.
Normally the conspiracy theorists who would deny such patently obvious things serve our purposes. After all, we are a global clique who already run the world and are trying our hardest to establish another, slightly different global clique that runs the world. By the way, by “we” I mean us Goyim. That’s me, you (Hillary), and Bill Gates, no jews involved. Everything we do, war in Ukraine, Covid-19, UN Agenda 69 (the sexy one with cheerleaders), wars in the Middle East on behalf of White Christian Conservatives, the purpose is clear, another, slightly different world government that we Goyim run out of Israel and funded by (((Blackrock))), our pawns.
We were trying to send a message to all the world that we are so all powerful we can murder random minor celebrities, including backup safeties forced into action due to injury. Next week we will murder that one guy who had that MTV show way back when. It was basically jackass, but dumber. I can’t remember his name – Tom Green, that’s who. Yeah Tom Green is getting got next week. That’ll show the world how powerful we are.
It is very concerning that there are some people out there who believe that athletes suddenly dying young is not a new phenomenon. They must be silenced. Hillary, I trust you know what to do.
P.S. There’s a shortage of chairs.
I’ve been skeptical of some of the QAnon tier anti-vaccine takes before. But in this case, I think the email speaks for itself. I had no idea that the WEF would be so bold as to outright kill a man on national television, but I guess this is some sort flex. Scary stuff.