This may be the most retarded version of group punishment ever imagined.
Russian cats are the latest target of the world’s backlash against Russia for its invasion of Ukraine a week ago. It follows worldwide sanctions by governments and private entities that has spilled beyond hitting Russian leaders and oligarchs.
The International Cat Federation, officially known as Fédération Internationale Féline, has announced that as a result of the assault, no cats bred in Russia may be imported or registered in any FIFe pedigree book outside of Russia.
The Russians are taking it hard. Good, that means you’re over the target. Go harder on the kitties, that’ll show ’em.
Also, no cat belonging to Russian owners may be entered into FIFe cat shows outside of Russia.
The restrictions will last until May 31, when they will be reviewed.
FIFe also said “our Ukrainian fellow feline fanciers are desperately trying to take care of their cats and other animals in these trying circumstances. We are extremely happy that many members of FIFe clubs bordering Ukraine, such as Poland, Romania, Hungary, Slovakia and Moldova, are lending a helping hand to their Ukrainian breeder friends.”
Our fellow faggot feline fanciers felt furrrociously furrrious for Sir Fluffy and the kitties of the Former Soviet Union.
Rapacious Russkie rifles require retarded retribution to stop Putin’s Pawsitively Purrrrrfect Paratroopers.
The cunty commissioned cavalry corps of conquest clearly command claws for concern.
While terrible tails too tumultuous to trust tell truthful tomes to salty soyim.
These sanctions are affecting innocent Russian Kitties, who require these cat shows in order to put food on the table. That’s being taken away from them by Schlomo, and frankly, I find that just downright clawful. I think this should give all of us paws as we reflect on the meowntain of evidence for Russia aggression. I’m feline pretty sad about it.