Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) employed extreme regime change rhetoric on Thursday when he called for a Russian “Brutus” to “take this guy out” in reference to Vladimir Putin.

“Is there a Brutus in Russia? Is there a more successful Colonel Stauffenberg in the Russian military? The only way this ends is for somebody in Russia to take this guy out,” tweeted Graham. “You would be doing your country–and the world–a great service.”

Well if Samuyil Hyde can ever stop playing around with his fighter jet for five minutes I think he’s the right man for the job.

Graham then called upon the Russian people to rise up against Putin, lest they should “live in darkness” for the rest of their lives.

“The only people who can fix this are the Russian people. Easy to say, hard to do,” he continued. “Unless you want to live in darkness for the rest of your life, be isolated from the rest of the world in abject poverty, and live in darkness, you need to step up to the plate.”

Lindsay Graham may be the absolute shittiest member of congress. No easy feat with the competition he’s up against, but I think he pulls it out. He’s a disgusting, perverted, war loving shill for whatever bit of Globo Homo Schlomo comes out of the twisted minds of Schlomo and the rabbis of Zion.

Graham’s possible allusion to an assassination attempt against Putin followed a now-deleted tweet from former Obama Russian Ambassador Paul McFaul[sic], who said there are no “innocent” Russians if they do not rise up.

“There are no more ‘innocent’ ‘neutral’ Russians anymore,” tweeted McFaul. “Everyone has to make a choice— support or oppose this war. The only way to end this war is if 100,000s, not thousands, protest against this senseless war. Putin can’t arrest you all!”

Michael McFaul

They made an error. That was from Michael McFaul. There is no Paul McFaul, at least not of relevance to this discussion. And we can see that with the screencaps of the now deleted texts.

Luckily for all of us, the world’s most perverted homosexual, Lindsay Graham, in his early Alzheimer induced confusion agreed to an interview with the Daily Rake. Transcript below.

Dr. Shekelstein: Senator Graham, thank you for being with us here at the Daily Rake, the World’s number one Emma Watson fan club.

Senator Graham: Thank you uh, Mr. Shekelstein, happy to be here.

Shekelstein: Well Senator Graham, you’ve made some strong comments with regards to Russia and Putin more specifically. Is there anythi-

Graham: Russia needs to get the kind of face down ass up pounding that I pay $10,000 a night to get from Ernesto at an all male brothel in Tijuana.

Shekelstein: Uh, I’m sorry Mr. Graham I’m not really –

Graham: Let me make it clear to you. When the electrified nipple clamps are fastened, and that ball gag in in my mouth so deep I’m being choked. When the asphixiation is so strong that I’m honest to the Christian God not sure if I’ll live through the morning.

Shekelstein: Senator Graham I –

Graham: When I’m being whipped and pissed on by Mexican Midgets with surprisingly large cocks.

Shekelstein: Uh, I –

Graham: When I’ve had so many young Mexican Bucks go through me like a hot knife goes through butter. 

*Momentary pause.

Shekelstein: Senator Graham I’m not really sure where you were going with this, and it doesn’t look like you really finished your thought.

Graham: Right, sorry. I got distracted by the hot and steamy memories.

Shekelstein: There was something about Russia being pounded?

Graham: Right, what I was trying to say was that it’s not so much the physical abuse that gets me off.

Shekelstein: Jesus.

Graham: But rather the psychological torture and humiliation.

Shekelstein: So you’re saying that we should use some sort of psychological warfare against Vladimir –

Graham: When I’m sitting there, with Alberto having just taken a nasty shit on my back, and let me tell you Alberto must have some problem because you could smell that from the next brothel over. *Chuckles

Shekelstein: Alberto appears to have a problem.

Graham: Oh man, we always laugh at Alberto and tease him about it. You know I love to tease the young men Mr. Shekelstein.

Shekelstein: It’s Dr. But please continue Senator.

Graham: Oh well Alberto just has the most stunning brown eyes. And he whispers beautiful Spanish to me after he’s shit all over me. Sometimes –

Shekelstein: About the humiliation Senator, you were saying something about psychological warfare.

Graham: Pardon my ramblings. Alberto just has a way of consuming my thoughts.

Shekelstein: I think that goes without saying Senator.

Graham: Where were we?

Shekelstein: You were on the floor covered in various bodily fluids.

Graham: Right, and they always make me say “I’m a rich and powerful man.” They make me scream it at the top of my lungs, over and over and over as they whip me.

Shekelstein: I’m sorry Senator, I’m still not sure what this has to do with Vladimir Putin.

Graham: Well you see Mr. Shekelstein.

Shekelstein: Dr.

Graham. Dr. Shekelstein, I’m sorry. You see making me scream out how powerful I am as I’m tied down, whipped, and pissed on. Not to mention all the –

Shekelstein: We can stop with piss this time.

Graham: Well it reinforces to me how helpless I am in that moment. It’s a beautiful feeling. Me, a powerful senator. Someone who lords over the unimportant little peasants. And yet, as helpless as a baby while two short but strong Mexican Bucks have their way with me.

Shekelstein: Along with the team of midgets.

Graham, *Laughs: Oh I prefer to use the term little people.

Shekelstein: I mean you said midget earlier.

Graham: I did not.

Shekelstein: You did too, I can see it right there.

Graham: I’m sorry are you reading the screenplay inside of the screenplay.

Shekelstein: I may have, yes.

Graham: How meta is this exactly?

Shekelstein: Let’s carry on with the interview Mr. Graham.

Graham: Senator.

Shekelstein: Senator Graham, my apologies. 

Graham: Well we need to have Vladimir Putin tied down and pissed on by some Mexican Midgets.

Shekelstein: Yeah, see, you said midget again, but more importantly, I don’t think that’s really a feasible military plan of action.

Graham: Figuratively then, although everybody deserves some loving from Ernesto and Alberto.

Shekelstein: You seem to have enjoyed your time with them, so I’m not really sure what your point is here.

Graham: Yes but Vladimir Putin and his toxic masculinity wouldn’t have. He would be humiliated, just like Russia must be.

Shekelstein: Look, senator, we’ve loved having you on here, but we’re running out of time. Do you have any closing statements you’d like to give us?

Graham: I’m Ladybug Lindsay Graham, and I suck cock and want to see Russian babies get murdered on behalf of my jew owners.

Shekelstein: Thank you for your time, senator.

Wow, there you have it. A surprisingly candid interview with Ladybug Lindsay Graham. Truly reinforcing how crucially important it is to dutifully vote Republican.

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  1. From what I understand – it’s not ADULTS that Graham plays with. …

  2. top kek m8

  3. Senator Graham Cock-head and cocksucker should be beheaded and sent back to Israel in a coffin!

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