For the previous cutscene, go here. I decided to throw two cutscenes into the same article, because the first one is so short.
*Note: I decided that the gameplay is security camera footage from Epstein’s palace, and not a recreation.
Shekelstein: Fallujah, I kept seeing some sort of strange glitch in the security camera footage of the events. You were jumping instantly from one spot to another.
Fallujah: Yes, I was teleporting.
Shekelstein: I didn’t know that was physically possible.
Fallujah: Quantum physics.
Shekelstein: Oh, of course. That explains everything.
Fallujah: Anyway, the next few floors were much the same. Lots of (P)redditors, lots of ancient stone golems, a few cabalists. It was only later that I started to encounter the militarized police.
Shekelstein: You know what, Fallujah, let’s play the footage of these next few floors now. We’ll circle back to the ZOGbots when we get there.
Next Cutscene: 2-1 ZOGbot High
Shekelstein: Fallujah, we noticed that FBI agents start appearing on each level after a certain amount of time, and the rate at which they spawn increases the longer you stay in the level. I was wondering why they didn’t just follow you into the elevator, immediately showing up on the next floor with numbers.
Fallujah: I wondered that myself, but I manage to isolate one of those goons and he confessed everything.
Shekelstein: How’d you get him to talk?
Fallujah: I crushed his testicles.
Shekelstein: I’m not saying that they don’t deserve it, but confessing to torture is a bit much for our audience.
Fallujah: No, he begged me to do it.
Shekelstein: He begged you?
Fallujah: He was all like “oh no, PLEASE don’t step on my balls with your stillettos, mommy, that would REALLY show me.”
Shekelstein: So basically like when a three year old girl finds her father minding his own business and demands that he stop tickling her?
Fallujah: Same energy.
Shekelstein: I don’t know if every FBI agent has the same fetish, but there are no normal hetersexual men in that agency. Remember the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping case?
Fallujah: Vaguely.
Shekelstein: One of the most blatant gay’ops ever. All set up by an FBI agent named Richard Trask who was arrested for violently assaulting his wife because she refused to have sex with another man.
Fallujah: I am shocked to hear that an FBI agent has a wife.
Shekelstein: Even Elton John had one, although I do think this guy was at least bisexual or something, which is more than we can say for the first head of the FBI, Edgar Hoover.
Fallujah: Let me guess, a tranny?
Shekelstein: Homosexual, pederast, and crossdresser who introduced himself as “Mary” at parties hosted by the Jew mob who were simultaneously blackmailing him and supplying him with teenage boys. Probably would have trooned out if the surgery was available back then.
Fallujah: We need to go back to the 1950’s when we had respectable, trad perverts in high office.
Shekelstein: Hoover’s main adult boyfriend was FBI Assistant Director Louis Nichols, meaning that, right from the start, the two most important and powerful people in the FBI were perverts being blackmailed by the mob. That’s why it’s hard to even call the FBI compromised, as they were founded to fight Americans on behalf of organized crime. But anyway, when he wasn’t begging for you to crush his balls this FBI agent gave you some valuable intel?
Fallujah: First of all, he told me the FBI’s modus operandi is to stake out a complex for days, preferably weeks, before killing as many children inside as possible.
Shekelstein: Right. Ruby Ridge, Waco.
Fallujah: Officer safety comes first. That’s why they didn’t just swarm me at the beginning of the level. However, since the Mossad blackmail project was at stake, they would rush in ahead of their usual schedule.
Shekelstein: Understood. Now, on the topic of law enforcement, it looks like you ran into the regular boys in blue.
Fallujah: I can’t remember exactly what floor it was, but I remember sensing something new in the air air after I got into the elevator. Next thing I know, the doors open, and I’m looking at an IDF instructor, decked out in his camouflage adult diaper, lecturing a room of overweight coppers on liberal democracy best practices.
Shekelstein: You saw one of their training seminars?
Fallujah: Only for a split second. Next thing I know, the ZOGbots rose, pistol in one hand, donut in the other, and unloaded on me like I was an unarmed Palestinian child trying to get a scrap of food.
Shekelstein: I knew that many police departments were given trips to Israel to better prep for oppressing White People here in Weimerica. I didn’t know that they also got trained in the weird pyramid thing on Epstein Island.
Fallujah: Pretty much every Western country had representation. Even the blue thugs from Egypt were there.
Shekelstein: Egypt gets paid billions in foreign aid every year, contingent upon them continuing to brutally oppress their people. It makes sense they’d be there. I’m mildly curious, which country’s ZOGbots were the worst.
Fallujah: England.
Shekelstein: Really. I didn’t even know they had guns.
Fallujah: They do, and when they saw me getting groped by Preddit Admins it triggered their instinctual need to punish a White woman for defending herself against rape.
Shekelstein: “Oy, you gotta loicence for that rape whistle.”
Fallujah: Although considering that I was chainsawing my way though hundreds of people in front of them in this case I kind of get why they were pissed.
Shekelstein: Their fault for being there.
Fallujah: Of course.
Shekelstein: Whether they get trained in Israel or Epstein Island, there’s a reason these cops are talking about “skidmarks of hate” at one moment, then violently assaulting anti-Israel protesters the next. And that reason is Schlomo.
Fallujah: It was a bit weird the first time I saw a SWAT team, decked out in PRIDE themed plate carriers, crying out for Israel with their dying breaths, but I got used to it.
Shekelstein: I actually had a lot of call-ins to police throughout the years. Not enforcing hate crimes in favour White People, Christians, or against antifa, that kind of thing. The cops really are scum, but I don’t want to distract from your story so let’s roll the footage from the Island.
