Because our enemies are sadistic clowns we are being served the following at the Calgary Stampede this year.
Yeah, it’s real. You can check for yourself. Can’t be having that hotdog without its delicious meal worm toppings.
If you’re not a fan they’ve always got the cricket hot dogs. Head on over to The Wurst & Burger Shack for some lovingly roasted crickets to be hand placed on your burger.
Or maybe not hand placed. They appear to be ensconced deep within the hot dog. In that case I have no idea how this is made. All I know is that I’m nauseous with excitement to start eating the bugs.
Remember that some group of people somewhere expended a great deal of effort to bring you cricket and meal worm hot dogs, despite no one asking. It’s almost like there’s this small group of malicious weirdos who make it their business to ruin your society. It’s almost like that, because it is that.
