The controversial $44 billion deal, which in recent months seemed as if it could fall through, closed on Thursday night just ahead of a court-imposed deadline, CNBC’s David Faber said in a tweet.

“Elon Musk is now in charge at Twitter,” Faber wrote, adding that Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal and chief financial officer Ned Segal had “left the company’s HQ” in San Francisco and “will not be returning.”

Finally we can all return to twitter to waste more time online. Praise be to the retarded Steve Jobs for making this dream into a reality, maybe. For all I know this actually ends with him firing these cunts, but even that would still be kind of funny.

Hours after Musk showed up at Twitter’s headquarters carrying a sink in a bizarre stunt that he tweeted with the quip, “Entering Twitter HQ — let that sink in,” the billionaire entrepreneur posted a short message to advertisers explaining why he wanted to buy the company.

That was particularly dumb even by Elon’s already very low standards. I myself said that it was peak Elon. He goes and buys twitter for $44 billion. Then, instead of actually firing anyone, let alone giving us our accounts back, he walks in carrying a sink for absolutely no reason just to make the world’s least organic pun ever. In a shocking twist, the very next day he really does fire all of the high up executives. 

I have to say Mr. Musk, I am impressed. You’ve certainly taken yourself off the naughty list with that one. Or at least proven that not everything you do is retarded and impotent.

Now, staff at Twitter will be waiting to learn about any possible job losses, while the community of around 230 million users will be keen to learn about the kinds of changes Musk plans to impose.


Elon, all I want for Christmas is for you to fire everybody at Twatter. The tranissaries in human resources have already made sure that there will be no non-lisping White Men in there. Every single one of them is a shitty, worthless human being who is fully on board with whatever anti-White, pro-War, anti-normal, pro-corporate agenda that Schlomo and the Rabbis of Zion have dreamt up. I don’t really care about getting my account back, I just want to see these people crying as they try to figure out how they’re going to pay the bills in San Francisco now that they’re unemployed. 

Please Elon, make it happen. Your people need you to give us high definition images of these troons crying. I beggeth you.

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  1. I am still of the opinion that this will be a case of “meet the new boss, same is the old boss.” The only thing that would change my mind would be Elon posting a picture of a universal N word pass on Christmas morning.

    1. I’m not counting on any results from Elon musk, but I will get back on Twitter if the rest of our guys are able to get on there… I mean after all, if that’s the case, it will be a sight to behold as all of these people who have been coddled in their safest of safe spaces Since 2016 suddenly get slapped with reality that the peasants hate them.

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