Due to Being Retarded, Elon Musk Rebrands Twatter to “X”

When doing research for the Daniel Schmidt story earlier today, I found myself on Twitter. Sorry, I found myself on… X.

Yes, this is the new name for twatter. Elon Musk, about a year after buying the garbage site, has decided to unveil its new name, X.

I had to find an article to confirm that what I was seeing was real.

NBC Jews:

Elon Musk recently explained why he decided to rebrand Twitter to X and noted that it’s more than just a name change. Instead, it represents his plans to create an “everything app.”

“Twitter was acquired by X Corp both to ensure freedom of speech and as an accelerant for X, the everything app. This is not simply a company renaming itself, but doing the same thing,” Musk explained in a post Monday night.

I covered Elon Musk extensively back before it was confirmed that he was totally owned by (((The ADL))) and was going to increase the censorship on his shitty site. The conclusion I came to is that he was a gigantic child who made the mistake of believing his own bullshit.

Contrary to the personification of genius the media portrayed him as, Musk was a coddled and privileged child whose daddy owned a diamond mine, and who never met an idiotic idea that he wouldn’t happily force down the throat of the general public. Hyperloops, the Boring Company, nuking Mars, solar panel rooftops, the Tesla Semi, and who could forget the indestructible windows that were destructed on stage at his own cuck fiesta?

The guy has done a speedrun of destroying the idea of the tech oligarch as eccentric genius, as opposed to the simple parasites that they all are in reality. Now he’s onto a speedrun of destroying twatter, so that Zuckerberg’s Threads app can replace it without a hitch.

“The Twitter name made sense when it was just 140 character messages going back and forth – like birds tweeting – but now you can post almost anything, including several hours of video. In the months to come, we will add comprehensive communications and the ability to conduct your entire financial world. The Twitter name does not make sense in that context, so we must bid adieu to the bird.”

It’s a move that business analysts consider risky, undoing years of branding behind Twitter’s blue bird. Already, Twitter has struggled to retain advertisers as Musk’s changes to the site have led some to fear it’s not a safe place for brands to market.

It’s not just that it undoes years of branding, it’s that the new name is “X”. What sort of retard calls a company X? 

How are you even supposed to refer to the site now? You used to be able to say “I’ll tweet about it on twitter.” What are you supposed to say now? “I’ll x about it on X?”

There has been a narrative surrounding Musk that argued he spend $44 billion of his own money buying twitter in order to run it as a Finkle-haven for Ronnie DeShabbos. I understand why people think that, but come on. The guy is a happy little moron who got (easily) bullied by the ADL into doing that.

He thought running twatter would be easy, and he wouldn’t have to face deep, (((entrenched interests))) with lots of power working against him. He thought that because that same class of people have been working on his behalf for his entire life. Every single one of his idiotic business adventures has been overwhelmingly supported by the (((Democracy Class))), until now. If you grew up playing a game totally rigged in your favour for your whole life, you’d have a skewed perception of reality as well.

Who knows, you might even take a famous company with clear branding and change it to something retarded like “X”.