On Wednesday, May 31, 2023, I finally regained access to my Amazon account after an unexpected and unwarranted lockout that lasted nearly a week, from Thursday, May 25. This wasn’t just a simple inconvenience, though. I have a smart home, and my primary means of interfacing with all the devices and automations is through Amazon Echo devices via Alexa. This incident left me with a house full of unresponsive devices, a silent Alexa, and a lot of questions.

It is nearly impossible to get a picture of the author of the piece, Brandon Jackson, due to many more famous people sharing his name. Therefore we can’t know what the man stupid enough to get an “Alexa Smart Home,” looks like. He appears to be Black, so imagine a skinny jeans wearing glasses nerd who listens to indie bands.

There are two issues here. The first is how insanely totalitarian (((Amazon))) is, to the point where they lock a man out of many of the devices that he needs in his home for it to function properly after some driver claims that he said something uppity towards him. The multinational corporation then has the audacity to shut down devices and services that the customer has paid for. Not only that, but the law is on their side. This would already be example number 8,489,382 of LOLbertarianism being a totally fake political ideology meant to hoodwink the Goyim into not fighting for power.

Secondly, it wasn’t even true. Not only did he not scream something uppity towards the coloured driver of blackness, but he wasn’t even home, nor was anyone else in his family. He also had video footage that showed the entire incident, utterly exonerating him. However, Amazon didn’t care, since anti-Whiteness is not a fact-based ideology.

The commenters have the right idea. Luckily, Brandon Jackson comes to his senses, and immediately discontinues all his Amazon products and services, while suing the company into oblivion. After all, what else – 

I suppose there’s only so much we can expect from the type of Goy to install these devices in their home in the first place. 

It serves as an example of corporate totalitarianism in the name of anti-Whiteness.

But don’t worry, Goy. You should just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and start your own trillion dollar multinational. I’m sure that banks run by Schlomo will give you the loans to pull that off, the (((ADL))) won’t organize advertiser boycotts against you, and the Government won’t step in to stop your company from succeeding in case you pull through all that. How could you be against the Free Market, Goy? It’s in your own interest.

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  1. I don’t feel sorry for him because he is a moronic eunuch.

  2. Smart Home guys – please tell me they don’t exist.

  3. I’m starting to hate businesses big and small. Most of the small businesses in my area have blm flags, gay flags and tranny flags, even ‘minor attracted persons’ flags, college town I guess..
    But then, I got banned from one of the bars for saying every American politician should be hanging from a light poll.

    The way the manager came at me you’d have thought I’d committed some crime he was like “reee your on video”. All I did was express an opinion that offends the antifa types, in an A B conversation that one of them must have listened in on.

    I laugh picturing them looking like the raging soy wojak watching their security cam footage of me saying a bunch of drunken red pilled rambling, over and over like they really caught me. Lmao.

  4. Reminds me of the Apple engineer who died on his way to work because he put his Tesla on autopilot and it crashed into a barrier on the highway — an investigation found he was playing a game on his iPhone and not paying attention to the fact his car was about to kill him.

    “Driver in 2018 fatal Mountain View Tesla crash was playing video game, NTSB says”

  5. The new standard of proof in civil/criminal matters: “Maybe the nigger heard something.” Smdh.

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