United Healthcare CEO On the Wrong End of Wacky Assassin Hijinks

I heard about this story when it happened, but assumed that this was just some random violence in NYC, similar to what happened to that San Fran Cash App founder a while back. I was mistaken.

NY Post:

The CEO of insurance giant UnitedHealthcare was gunned down Wednesday outside a luxury Midtown hotel in a “brazen, targeted attack” by a chillingly methodical killer who used a firearm with a silencer, police said.

Brian Thompson, 50, was repeatedly shot by a masked gunman who had been waiting outside the Hilton hotel along Sixth Avenue, where the CEO was hosting an investors’ conference, said NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch.

The cold-blooded gunman — who remained on the loose late Wednesday — could be seen in disturbing surveillance video obtained by The Post calmly firing multiple gunshots into Thompson at about 6:46 a.m.

Thompson stumbled after the first bullet struck, and briefly turned to face the gunman, who coolly pulled back the weapon’s slide with each shot, the video shows.

He helplessly tried to crawl away as the shooter unleashed a barrage of bullets.

The smoothly efficient execution of Thompson unfolded in full view of shocked witnesses in the heart of Manhattan, one of the most heavily trafficked places on the planet — just hours before and blocks away from thousands of sightseers who lined up to watch the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting.

But the killer’s apparently measured actions — including an escape on an e-bike into Central Park, where surveillance camera coverage is spotty — could be undercut by him apparently dropping a key clue: a cellphone.

Zionist propaganda outlets won’t show you the video of his execution, but I certainly will.

The buildup, with the gunman walking into frame. The first shot. The Thompson shitbag spinning around in horror. The shooter’s righteous calm as he clears the first jam before shooting him again. Thompson writhing in pain as the shooter slowly, methodically walks him down, having a personal relationship with Thompson in his last seconds on earth, before delivering the killshot.

The modern internet is so awash with time wasting mediocrity, you can forget that perfect moments do exist.

CNN:

“Many people passed the suspect, but he appeared to wait for his intended target,” she said at a news conference Wednesday. “I want to be clear: At this time, every indication is that this was a premeditated, preplanned, targeted attack.”

The gunman approached Thompson from behind and shot him at least once in the back and once in the right calf, Tisch said. Responding emergency workers took Thompson to Mount Sinai West in critical condition, where he was pronounced dead at 7:12 a.m.

The words “delay” and “depose” were found on a live round and a shell casing tied to the shooter, law enforcement sources told CNN on Thursday, responding to an earlier ABC News report on three words found.

“Depose” was written on a shell casing from a round that was fired into the victim. “Delay” was written on a live round that was ejected when the shooter appeared to be clearing a jam.

Police are exploring whether the words found indicate a motive, pointing to a popular phrase in the insurance industry: “delay, deny, defend.”

In case it weren’t obvious enough from the video, this was not a random attack. Furthermore, this does not appear to have been a realpolitik motivated corporate assassination. This was ideological, or at least made to appear so. Personally, I choose to believe that someone out there is taking it upon themselves to vigilante shitbag CEOs, because the world is a better place that way. 

The day of his murder, UnitedHealth put out a heartfelt corporatespeak post lamenting his assassination. They shut down the comments, and it has received almost 100k “haha” emoji responses as of time of writing, getting ratio’d harder than an Amazon Studios film product, or modern US Army ad.

To the surprise of no one, the Democracy Class is Thompson’s only defender. Remember Chris Cuomo? That guy who got realpolitik’d out of CNN for some random bullshit? He can be seen here trying to re-ingratiate himself into Schlomo’s good graces by waving his finger at the peasants celebrating Thompson’s death. 

Even his comments are unified against him.

Like I said, it reminds me of the backlash against Hollywood poz. Everywhere throughout even the modern, massively censored internet the paid advertisers are bemoaning his death while everyone else is celebrating.

Why is it that they hate this poor filthy rich CEO so much? What could he possibly have done to deserve this? We turn back to the original NY Post article for an answer.

Thompson was well respected in his field, raking in a salary of nearly $9.9 million a year to head the nation’s largest private health insurer, according to the Economic Research Institute.

But his company also had a controversial history of rejecting claims and faced a Department of Justice antitrust investigation.

According to In Touch, Thompson’s net worth was, bare minimum, $43 million. That’s just the value of the stock he owned, and doesn’t count other assets, such as his multiple homes which were SWATTED after his death. 

In other words, he was exactly as much of a shitbag as you’d expect. 

Not endorsing the action but it’s notable that the Shinzo Abe assassination and the current one both served to create discourse cycles almost entirely about abusive practices the target engaged in. Seems like a new political reality caused by collapse in institutional legitimacy.

Deep down inside, everyone knows that Weimerica is a joke, and that there exists a parasitical (((Democracy Class))) that laughs at the will of the people. They also know that the “democratic” process is made to be subverted, but that their enemies are a trigger squeeze away from not being a problem anymore. It’s a precarious situation for the Democracy Class, which explains why they’re so pre-occupied with taking away our guns, despite letting Black and Aboriginal criminals out of jail early for gun misdemeanors. 

NBC News (December 5th):

Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield said Thursday it was not going ahead with a policy change that would limit reimbursements for anesthesia during surgery and medical procedures. The new policy would have reimbursed doctors based on time limits set by the insurer.

You can spend a thousand years canvassing for Democrats, they’ll still have their policies written by multinational conglomerates. Or you could spend a few hours killing a healthcare CEO, and suddenly the rest of them smarten the fuck up. 

The butthole-left will defend these people as hard as cuckservatives.

Thanks, Matt. 

I really love how these guys amplify anti-White narratives when it matters, then cynically courageously “defend White People” when it’s time to shill for the genocide state of Israel or insurance CEOs. 

Need we mention the lolbertarians?

Ohhhh so people think the disease in the healthcare system is due to individual cackling bad villains and not due to layers of perverse incentives and backfiring regulations, I see. 

“Imagine thinking CEOs have any agency or power.”

This is part of what I’m talking about. This isn’t about robbing the poor, it came from a regulatory system that fucked up incentives real bad.

“The regulatory system just accidentally fucked up the incentives in a way that takes billions from real Americans on behalf of the insurance industry. No one is to blame for this predicament, least of all the healthcare insurance CEOs pocketing tens of millions per year off the situation.”

The brave defender of the free market is none other than a porn whore who was made infamous for her admission that she showered only 37 times in 2022, while having sex 63 times. 

You wouldn’t think that truly revolting porn whores who shower once every ten days would have an interest in defending shitbag “healthcare” CEOs who profit off denying people healthcare. After all, porn “stars” tend to require far more healthcare than anyone else. Yet she instinctively understands that her “work” and Brian Thompson’s “work” are a package deal, in the same way that child trannies/fuck Whitey and the Palestinian Genocide are a package deal. This filth can only succeed under the zionist subversion of healthy society, and they know it. 

In the meantime, let us all pray that the FBI never catches this man.