After months of edging, Israel and Israel’s Bitch have finally coomed.
Reza Pahlavi — the son of the last shah of Iran, who was deposed in the 1979 revolution — has positioned himself as a possible successor to power in Tehran. On Saturday, he described the new attacks on Iran as a “humanitarian intervention” and called on the Iranian people to “reclaim” and “rebuild” their country.
Jaime, do we have a picture of this humanitarian intervention?
The scale of the current attacks appeared broad, with Trump promising to “raze (Iran’s) missile industry to the ground” and to “annihilate their navy.”
As of 1:15 p.m. ET, Iranian state TV said the strikes across Iran had killed at least 201 people and injured 747 others, according to The Associated Press, with dozens at a girls’ school reported dead.
The process of rebuilding that Reza Pahlavi called for will have to start with the elementary schools, since Israel accidentally-on-purpose-targeted them first with humanitarian missiles of human rights freedom democracy.
Israel didn’t even bother to pretend this was an accident, although a few zionist disinformers pretended that Iran admitted to targeting the girls school themselves. This is obviously something that never happened, but the point is to shit up the conversation, thus preventing Jews from having to defend their decision to deliberately murder children, again. After all, these are the the same people who targeted over 200 schools in Gaza.
They’ve also hit four different hospitals within the first twenty four hours of the Operation Marvel Movie, because of course they have. Unlike in the first few days of October 7th, they haven’t bothered even with a pretend justification. Murdering children and civilians is their war doctrine.
In fairness to Team Babykiller, they did successfully assassinate Ayatollah Khomenei, alongside his daughter, his son in law, and his fourteen month old granddaughter. Most wouldn’t consider this to be an achievement, but it was something they decided to do and they did it.
On the other hand, real life is not Star Wars, where killing the enemy leader instantaneously deactivates the clone army. Iran’s response, all of which occurred after the assassination of Khomenei, has already got Trump whining for a ceasefire, which they have rejected.
The US naval base in Manama, Bahrain is still on fire as of time of writing.
The US base in Erbil, Iraq is also having a real one.
The above image is even funnier, considering what was written in the BBC just yesterday.
BBC:
US air defences shot down a drone over a US military base near Erbil, Iraq, the Reuters news agency reports.
The US military is praising itself for allegedly shooting down just one of the missiles aimed at their now destroyed base.
Israel has also been getting slammed.
Although it’s official Israeli policy to censor any attacks on America’s Owner, a few videos have been leaked.
Iran’s strategy this time around has been a constant, low level stream of missiles, rather than a few massive missile salvos. This is partly to bleed out interceptor missiles, and partly to stretch out the psychological effects of constant bombardment. It’s a clear counter to the smash and grab tactics that the neocons have been forced into, what with zionist foreign policy being so deeply unpopular with the peasants.
This, combined with the attacks on Israeli/US assets in other countries in the region have already been hitting the influencer economy like a tsunami.
I decided to transcribe her whining, because it’s hilarious.
I’m actually scared. I’m actually so scared I’m at JVC right now and I can see – oh no no no no no. Not meant to be happening here. Can’t everyone just chillout!?
Biggest concern is that people – like – I don’t want anyone getting hurt you know what I mean? I’ve been seeing, been hearing loud explosions like in the background all day. ALL DAY. And it’s like ugh the sound it like shakes the windows I don’t know how to explain it’s like the weirdest sound ever and now I’m seeing – this is not fun guys. We’re supposed to be safe guys.
Like, I love the UAE, I love being here. I love being – I feel so safe all the time and now I can see it, like, please just… stop.
But why target the hotels?
In the lead up to this operation, which has been in the works for weeks, US planners correctly understood that our bases in the region are indefensible. They decided to evacuate them, but there are tens of thousands of American service members in the Middle East. What do you do with them? You can’t send your entire force back home in the middle of the largest military confrontation in years. Airlifting everyone to a country out of range of Iranian missiles, like Egypt or Turkey, would create an unacceptable amount of lag time for restaffing the bases. Dumping them in Israel, Iran’s largest target, isn’t an option.
So they put them in hotels and apartments within driving distance of the bases. And this is the result.
Confirming this, I saw another video taken from a US serviceman from a hotel with a great view of another hotel being bombed, although I accidentally closed that tab and it got lost to me.
Of course, there’s another reason to hit the gulf states hard.
Iran’s retaliation to the U.S.-Israel bombing campaign has focused heavily on its neighbors around the Persian Gulf, threatening their status as destinations for financial giants, billionaires, and wealthy tourists.
While the U.S. has military bases in the region that have also been targeted, analysts say Iran’s strategy is to inflict pain on America’s Mideast allies, including the United Arab Emirates, hoping they will pressure President Donald Trump to end combat operations.
Until then, however, social media is filling up with images of luxury hot spots literally on fire as Iran continues to lob missiles and drones at them.
An airstrike on Dubai’s Fairmont The Palm Hotel sparked a fire while also spreading panic on the famous Palm Jumeirah artificial island, where many of the city’s wealthiest residents live.
Smoke was also seen near the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building, after a drone appeared to be intercepted and exploded. And in nearby Abu Dhabi, debris from another drone impacted the Etihad Towers. Kuwait City’s international airport was also attacked by a drone.
Meanwhile, DP World suspended operations at the Jebel Ali port—the largest container port in the Middle East and a key piece of Dubai’s economy—after a berth caught fire because of debris from an intercepted missile.
The port and adjacent free-trade zone account for 36% of Dubai’s GDP, and hundreds of ships near the Strait of Hormuz have frozen in place out of concern that Iran will close the vital chokepoint.
The Palestinian Genocide revealed the Gulf States as being run by treasonous parasites no better than the filth installed to run our countries. They sell out their fellow Arabs in exchange for money, and unfortunately for them, Iran is destroying their reputation as safe havens for shitty rich people.
Speaking of those treasonous parasites, how’s Mark Carney doing? I keep getting told by rightoids that the butthole-left supports Muh Third World and Muh Islamists. Justin Trudeau bravely broke from that trend by deepthroating circumsized settler penis at every opportunity, but last month Mark Carney mumbled his way through a speech denouncing the (fake) rules based order, so surely –
Shockingly, the Bank of England Governor recently installed as PM of Canada is yet another zionist piece of trash.
Yet another reason to be happy that Pierre “closet case” Poilievre was defeated in the last election is that we get to see the further delegitimization of “the left” as yet another “leftist” politician supports the most racist country on the planet attacking another country without provocation.
From that same Toronto Star article as earlier.
Carney, however, said Canada’s support for the U.S. attack is consistent with the government’s opposition to the Iranian regime, which he condemned for having “one of the world’s worst human rights records.” He noted that Canada has long called on Iran to end its nuclear program, and listed the country’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps — a powerful branch of the Iranian military — as a terrorist entity in 2024.
“Canada supports the United States acting to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon and to prevent its regime from further threatening international peace and security,” Carney said, affirming also that Canada supports Israel’s right to defend itself against threats from Iran.
In a statement online, Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre echoed Carney in describing Iran as the prime source of terrorism in the Middle East, and pointed to the downing by missile of Flight PS752 from Tehran in 2020 that killed 176 people, including 55 Canadian citizens and 30 permanent residents.
It’s barely worth responding to, but it was obviously a military accident that Iran downed a flight full of their own citizens, and the claim they intentionally murdered a bunch of their own people in order to vaguely terrorize Israel or whatever is a blatant slander that exists to justify Israel murdering their children, like they just did. Oh, and by the way, both of these Israeli lapdogs, Poilievre and Carney, made these statements after the girls were killed.
“Conservatives support a democratic, free and permanently-denuclearized Iran that lives in peace and security with its neighbours. And Conservatives support the United States, Israel, and our allies across the Gulf to defend their sovereignty and dismantle the clerical military dictatorship of Iran,” Poilievre said.
Anyway, I saw this amongst the universally negative twitter responses to Mark Carney’s pro-baby murdering post.
I really do like WarStrike, but I had to roll my eyes when Striker was praising this guy’s speech a few episodes back. Carney’s talk amounted to nothing more than “Trump isn’t doing neoliberalism right,” as evidenced by Carney, just one month later, supporting Greater Israel’s unprovoked violent aggression towards Iran hours after they murdered over a hundred children.
Speaking of Trump, how’s the guy who promised us to stay out of a war with Iran doing?
Trump has gone to promising us to stay out of Iran, to promising us casualties in Iran. And this is one promise that he’ll be sure to keep.
How’s the rest of the crew doing?
Ladybug Lindsay Graham echoes Trump’s sentiment about you dying, and would like to remind you that it is good and honourable to die for Israel.
Which is good, as this morning Centcom announced that three US servicemen have already been killed, along with five others seriously wounded.
The comments will surely be full of patriotic Americans chomping at the bit to –
I’m so far removed from caring about what e-rightoids say that I didn’t want to even include this, but it is worth reminding people that, when Trump chickened out of continuing the attack on Iran six months ago, the ZOGshills were calling us histrionic blah blah Trump’s not going to go back in blah blah.
2026 needs to be the year people stop engaging with paid shills who are paid to argue contradictory opinions.
Looking forwards, I’m extremely optimistic at this attack blowing up in Israel’s face. In the same way that Iran has the ability to financially hurt the treasonous gulf states, they also have the ability to drive energy prices through the roof, which will cause serious pain in Western countries.
LONDON, March 1 (Reuters) – Brent crude jumped 10% to about $80 a barrel over the counter on Sunday, oil traders said, while analysts predicted that prices could climb as high as $100 after U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iran plunged the Middle East into a new war.The global oil benchmark has rallied this year and reached $73 a barrel on Friday for its highest since July, buoyed by growing concern over the potential attacks that arrived a day later. Futures trading is closed over the weekend.
The article argues that we will see oil prices jump by 40% by the end of the month. Even that outlook is optimistic, since it assumes the gulf states will increase output, despite Iran previously showing the capability to shutdown the majority of their oil production through cruise missile attacks on infrastructure.
UPDATE: They’ve indeed started hitting Saudi oil production facilities.
This war is already unpopular, even before people start feeling it in their wallets.
And everyone knows that America is Israel’s vassal state, and Trump is a blackmailed faggot. And if it wasn’t Trump, he’d be replaced by some other paid off and blackmailed puppet. The Goyim already know to the point where the neocons have barely bothered to provide justification for their latest race war.
The point is that the fingers are already pointed at the right culprits, and there is no (((Chomsky))) in the wings waiting to blame it all on White People.
The cynical, angry feeling is totally different than 2003. This could get very interesting.
I’ll update this article when something of note happens.
