A few days ago I wrote about one Antonio Brown, an NFL wide receiver who had the temper tantrum to end all temper tantrums. He, on a top seeded NFL team that won the superbowl last year, spazzed out, and quit the game in the third quarter. Nobody had any idea why he did it, and the most plausible explanation was that he was throwing a temper tantrum over not getting the ball enough.

They had already thrown to him 5 times that game, with him catching 3 for 26 yards at the half.

It was all a bit mystifying to me, but today he released a statement through his lawyer. Screencaps below, and I’ll transcribe only the funniest and most absurd bits.


First they cut me. Now they cage me. Instead of asking how I felt or getting to the bottom of it, the team texted my camp promoting a totally false narrative that I randomly acted out without any explanation. They even told us in writing “don’t spin this” any other way. I have stress, I have things I need to work on. But the worst part of this has been the Bucs repeated effort to portray this as a random outburst. They are telling people that first I walked off, then I was cut. No. No. No. I was cut first and then I went home. They threw me out like an animal and I refused to wear their brand on my body, so I took my jersey off.

I’m starting to think that this retard actually wrote his own letter. Probably he got someone else to write it, but he insisted that they write “No. No. No.” I can just imagine this UNSPORTSMANLIKE-AMERICAN demanding his jew agent write that nonsense to make sure everyone knows how wronged this wounded, caged animal really was. Go off kang.

What they did not know until now is that on Monday morning I had an urgent MRI on my ankle. It shows broken bone fragments stuck in my ankle, the ligament torn from the bone, and cartilage loss, which are beyond painful. You can see the bone bulging from the outside.

He doesn’t provide the MRI. In fact he doesn’t provide any evidence at all that this happens, and this guy has a history that’s so bad many people think he has an undisclosed mentall illness. Beyond that we can see him doing jumping jacks and running off the field below, and he played multiple games with this injury.

I highly doubt the Bucs didn’t MRI his ankle constantly when he was with them. They appear to doubt his story as well, since they just cut him hours ago.

I’m not trying to write about the NFL, I just can’t ignore this stuff.

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