A longtime fan of the website who goes by Kent showed me the video below. It stars Dr. William J. Powers, and I’m not sure that I can describe this correctly, it needs to be seen to be believed.

Transcript below.

All you do is you press “pause,” on puberty, and it just stops. They stop growing breasts. Their penis gets no bigger. Their testicles get no bigger. They don’t get any facial hair. It’s just – you keep them in kids stage. Pause. And you give them time.

This four minute long video was a cutup that Kent made of a roughly two hour long talk. The actual talk isn’t all that interesting, we’re hitting the highlights here. And to put it bluntly, it’s real fucked up.

Like I can get a beard on somebody in under a year, which is pretty wild. Where otherwise it takes years to build that.

The weird combination of content and delivery really does it for me. Someone said he’s selling child sterilization like he’s selling a timeshare. It has the feel of some boring corporate consultation session or whatever, but it’s about causing harm to children.

A lot of times the Corpora, the internal structure, doesn’t get any smaller. That stays the same, but the skin atrophies. So you get like an overwrapped kielbasa. So when they get an erection it is extremely painful, and the skin can split.

For those of you who don’t know:

Wikipedia Entry on Kielbasa’s:

Kielbasa  is any type of meat sausage from Poland and a staple of Polish cuisine. In American English the word typically refers to a coarse, U-shaped smoked sausage of any kind of meat, which closely resembles the Wiejska sausage (typically pork only) in British English.

Okay so put the image of a kielbasa splitting apart in your head. But now also it’s a child’s penis.

So there’s a very famous transgender girl named Jazz Jennings. Who went through her whole surgery thing and outline and the biggest complication she had was her vagina was about this deep *holds fingers an inch apart*.

Above we see Dr. William J. Powers showing us how tiny Jazz Jenning’s Penis was with his fingers. The problem Jennings had was having not enough dick to be a woman, literally. His penis was too small to be turned into a neo-vagina. That’s not my term for it, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

And it was because Jazz had never been allowed to go through regular puberty. And that means she had more or less a toddler penis. It just never grew any. And that’s what they needed to use as the tissue to make the neo-vagina.

I hate doing this bit, because I’ve done it before. But I am a bit too stunned to have commentary on this. I’ve just been sitting here for a few minutes now trying to come up with some funny take on this.

But I also can’t really do an impassioned angry rant either. It’s too ridiculous to take seriously, but too evil to be funny.

So as funny as it is to say, about six months before any of my patients go for gender affirming surgery, I start slathering them up with 0.5% testosterone every day. This will make the biggest, strongest penis possible to go into battle that you’re going to be turning into the neo-vagina.

Slather my child up with that testosterone doc. I want little Timmy to have the biggest, thickest cock in the neighbourhood. That way he’ll have a deep enough pussy to be turned into a neo-wahmen properly. God forbid my child not have a deep enough neo-vagina. Without that essential neo-vaginal depth I don’t think he’d enjoy having gross neo-sex as a woman.

In my – African-American transgender woman are 57% HIV positive. I’m going to repeat that. 57% of my African-American transwomen are positive, already. It’s that’s, that’s real.

I’m sorry I’m once again not really sure how to respond to this except with visceral disgust and fear. I’m going to go ahead and appropriate this Starcraft reference for my purposes here.

“Left with the unsettling knowledge of the AIDS trannies, Dr. Shekelstein returned to his ship and left this gay earth behind. Unable to explain his numbing discovery to his companions, he could only sit and fear for the future of the universe…”

Dr. Shekelstein seen leaving this piss earth.

Now back to the horrorshow.

…really brand new. Here’s an erectile prosthesis. It’s kind of comical. Basically in the ball on the right here there’s some fluid. And you kind of squeeze it like a pump. And it goes past the valve and *childsCartoonNoises *whoop *mmmp*whoop, and it fills up the penis and you get an erection and then when you’re done you squeeze a little relief valve and *whirrr-rrruuu* the fluid goes back in.

In this episode of the Looney Tunes, Elmar Fudd finally does catch Bugs Bunny. Then he holds him down and *whirrr-shnickle* rips that bunny penis right off. Then with a *snapercrackle-blingits* he sews on a whole neo-vagina in one go. It’s a rip-roaring riot of an adventure in Looney Tunes 7: Bugs Bunny’s Benis Butchering Vagina Adventure.

And basically this is the mechanism for which we implant – there’s usually a bladder in these things. It’s held up in the abdomen that holds additional fluid to ensure that they’re able to get a full inflation.

Pictured: Dr. Shekelstein NOPEing out of the top of the frame as the Neo-Vagina wielding Globalist Creations attack.

So in this case you used to have a vagina, but now you’re got a neo-penis and some neo-testicles. Your neo-testicles are filled with fluid, or at least one of them is, and you pump the fluid into your neo-penis when you want a neo-erection. However, you’re going to need a lot more fluid than you might think, so we usually tape a few more neo-testicles to their stomach just so they can pretend that their neo-penis works properly.

What an absolutely wacky adventure that is!

Advertize yourself as LGBT friendly. It’s a mark you can give yourself on Google. You can literally mark *booop* trans-friendly space and LGBT friendly. That’s a thing you can do as a business.

Look, I’ve had just about enough of the neo-vaginas that I can handle for one day. We’re going to end this on Google pretty much explicitly endorsing this child abuse stuff, and pick up right where we left off tomorrow.

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  1. Thanks for this, which more people need to see.

    One small criticism, if I may: I don’t think the interspersed memes really enhance the content; in fact, I think they detract from the seriousness of it (and of course this is an extremely serious issue for society) — so you may want to consider omitting them in the future.

    1. It’s a hard balance to strike. Since I’m not immediately in a position to do something tangible about this, getting people too angry is not enormously productive. As a result I’m trying to entertain people to keep them coming back to the site.

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