NBC New York:

Hollywood is mourning the loss of Aaron Carter.

The “I Want Candy” singer and younger brother of Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter was found unresponsive at his home in Palmdale, Calif., on Nov. 5, his rep confirmed to E! News. He was 34.

In a press release to E! News, the LA Sheriff’s Department said deputies responded to a 9-1-1 call from house sitter at approximately 11 a.m. stating that a male was found unresponsive in the bathtub. Shortly after the deputies arrived, fire department personnel arrived and pronounced the male deceased at the scene. While a Lancaster Sheriff’s Office spokesperson confirmed to E! News that officers had arrived at Aaron’s residence, no other details were given. His cause of death has not yet been revealed.

Perhaps we’ve got another Assad-tier curse?

Aaron Carter’s very last tweet was whining at Kanye West. And make no mistake, whining at him he most definitely is. I was initially thought it was possible that he was reaching out to /Our Wakandian/ in a friendly manner. Maybe he was going to spill some beans on the (((music industry))). Perhaps he even was overdosed, as opposed to simply overdosing.

A quick search shows that no, he was assblasted over Kanye West’s ongoing shenanigans.

Aaron Carter: Like what the fuck is he doing. Because I’m like – bro like, seriously? Like, you stupid as fuck. You broke – you’re a broke ass boy.

Interviewer: Well he has many hundreds of millions of dollars.

Aaron Carter: I don’t give a fuck.

In case that isn’t enough proof for you, and you’ve been burned by internet faggots making things up or taking them out of context, here’s the longer interview, starting from the right point.

Aaron Carter: I was on the fence about him. But in my opinion right now Kanye you fuckin’ stupid as shit. For right now, you putting out a White Lives Matter shirt when the White population isn’t being targeted and dealing with prejudice and racism and all this bullshit. So that’s what Black Lives Matter stood for, and all the injustice that’s been done to the Black Community.

Aaron Carter was never known for being much of an intellectual. Nowadays he isn’t known for much of anything. But two decades ago he was responsible for one of the most annoying “hit” songs I’ve ever heard. Okay it was probably all written and produced by (((others))), but he was the face.

I would challenge anyone over the age of ten to watch this without cringing. 

There has to be some sort of weird horseshoe theory thing going on here in terms of ability to watch this. If you’re six years old you can stomach this no problem, because you like it. On the other hand if you’re a hardened Vietnam era war vet, and you saw some real shit, you can watch this garbage without the slightest twitch. For the rest of us mere mortals I don’t think it’s possible to get past this point without involuntarily grimacing, it’s just that bad.

I stopped here, 10 seconds in.

Even as a child I thought celebrity culture was hot garbage, but for those who cared Aaron Carter seems to have been pretty big back in the day. Buddy got to date Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff back when that meant something.

Speaking of Ms. Lohan, how’s she doing these days?

You say she’s a hot mess?

Believe it or not, she’s somehow doing better than Aaron Carter, seeing that he’s dead and she’s merely dead inside. Say one thing in Lindsay Lohan’s favour, say that she’s never smoked so much crack that she killed herself.

NY Daily News:

Aaron Carter’s girlfriend was in police custody Monday after an alleged incident of domestic violence at the singer’s home in Lancaster, Calif. Carter, the younger brother of Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter, claimed in a series of social media posts that girlfriend Melanie Martin choked and punched him after he broke off their relationship and asked her to move out Sunday morning.

I think this piece is missing something. All I see are pics of Aaron Carter when he was an annoying, yet undeniably handsome fella. 

WTF? Why is he wearing a choker?

I’m looking for something a little bit more recent. Something that might hint as to his eventual overdose.

And now that I’ve seen it, I wish that I hadn’t.

Billboard:

After several days of tweeting in response to the restraining order his brother Nick Carter is seeking, on Sunday night (Sept. 22) Aaron Carter asked his social media followers to “please READ” a lengthy note providing an update about the situation, from his perspective.

“I’m well aware many of you have shown concern for me over the past few weeks,” Aaron wrote in a post shared on Twitter. “Having people who genuinely care for you is something that should never be taken for granted. For as long as I can remember, I’ve chased unconditional love and hoped for true stability in my family. I’ve spent most of my adult life seeking validation from these same people.”

On Sept. 17, Nick announced that he and his sister Angel were filing a restraining order against Aaron with accusations of “increasingly alarming behavior” and a “recent confession that he harbors thoughts and intentions of killing my pregnant wife and unborn child.” At the time, the Backstreet Boys member wrote, “We love our brother and truly hope he gets the proper treatment he needs before any harm comes to himself or anyone else.”

The first piece, from NY Daily News, was from 2020. The above piece, from Billboard, is from 2019. It looks like Aaron Carter went from having his family file restraining orders against him, to having his ex-girlfriend violently assaulting him. But hey, two’s a fluke, three’s a streak. I’m sure this is the only –

Logo TV:

When Aaron Carter came out as bisexual earlier this year, it came with an interesting stipulation—he was only interested in relationships with women.

Above was my reaction until I realized what he meant. Aaron Carter really wants to have penises rammed into his anus repeatedly. What he doesn’t want is to meet the owners parents afterwards, and go on walks down Sunset Boulevard.

But the singer seems to have had a change of heart since recently exiting rehab and is opening himself up to love from any gender.

The singer first told paparazzi that, despite “an experience when I was 17 with a guy,” he was only pursuing women as an adult. But on a visit to the podcast LGBTQ&A, the pop star told host Jeffrey Masters that he’s opening his heart to other possibilities.

Coming out as bisexual, but only in the most degenerate way possible, is quite gross. But who knows, maybe he’s just invented that as an excuse to get in with the degenerates in Hollywood. It’s not like he has an OnlyFans or –

Queerty:

Aaron Carter recently launched an OnlyFans page. As we reported yesterday, the “bisexual” “rapper” is currently charging between $50 to $125 to access single photos of himself. Oh, and if you throw in another $50 and he’ll rate a photo of you!

The live video showed the couple having sex, but according to one viewer, Carter “screws up 3 different times in one live!! But This isn’t even the thing you should be nervous about tho….you know where u really messed up don’t u?!”

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing and humiliating, being a washed up former child star who needs to launch an OnlyFans page, or being such a waste of carbon that you can’t even keep your dick hard during the act despite being in your thirties. Sad!

Self:

In a recent interview with ET, Aaron Carter denied rumors that his current appearance is the result of a drug problem. “I am not a meth head,” he said. “I have never touched it in my life.” Instead, the 29-year-old singer attributes his weight loss to a hiatal hernia, a condition that causes part of the stomach to push up through the diaphragm muscle into the chest.

“Oh my God, it hurts so badly,” he said. “It hurts so badly because there’s like nothing I can do about it.” Carter says he’s deactivated his social media accounts several times over criticism about his weight. “How would you feel every two seconds, seeing a tweet, ‘You have AIDS. Go die. Oh, look at this meth head. Oh, meth kills. Crack kills,'” he said. “It’s body shaming and it’s the toughest thing to deal with.”

Finally here’s a story from a full five years ago, where Carter spins a yarn about how he’s totally not a meth abuser, he’s just losing weight because of his hernia… which he has had since age 19. I mean he’s losing weight all of a sudden, ten years later, but it’s totally because of the meth hernia, guyz. Trust me.

The guy is such a fuckup, and so clearly mentally unwell, that there’s only so much I can make fun of here. At a certain point you have to start feeling sorry for these people, especially because it’s not like he’s the only Hollywood type going through this.

But then again, there are plenty of normal people who face serious drug addiction issues without ever getting the pampered lifestyle of these Hollywood cunts. I personally know a guy I played hockey with for many years, who died of a fentanyl overdose at age 22. I doubt this is an uncommon story. He also made plenty of explicitly anti-White statements. Whether he actually meant that or was just sucking up to the (((Music Industry Insiders))) I don’t know, but both are pretty daming.

Even having said that it’s still disgusting how used up and spit out these goys get when Hollywood is done extracting value from them. Lindsay Lohan, Aaron Carter, no one outside of their family seemed to step in and stop them from going down this abusive path and the industry treats them as quick laughs. Hell, with the recent revelations from Kanye West about trainer Harley Pasternak, I’d be surprised if they didn’t have some (((handlers))) who intentionally fed them illicit narcotics to get blackmail on them. And speaking of Kanye…

Today:

The American rapper Ye — who is also known as Kanye West — made antisemitic comments on Twitter and Instagram last week and was temporarily banned from posting on the social-media platforms. West’s recent actions have brought controversy and criticism, and more Americans have an unfavorable opinion of him (52%) than hold a favorable one (32%), according to the latest Economist/YouGov poll.

That unfavorability is generally consistent with how Americans have viewed West in recent years, according to other YouGov polling. A 2018 YouGov/Huffington Post poll showed that 56% had a strongly or somewhat unfavorable view of West. A 2015 YouGov/Huffington Post poll, conducted as West floated a presidential run, found that 69% of Americans had a strongly or somewhat unfavorable opinion of him. (The Economist/YouGov poll asked if people had a very or somewhat favorable or unfavorable view, rather than strongly or somewhat; the findings likely are still generally comparable).

Wait, he used to be at 56% disapproval, and now he’s at 52% disapproval? Doesn’t that prove that he’s grown more popular now that he’s gone down the uppity goy path?

Well yes, it does. That’s the dilemna. Schlomo has tons of illegitimate power, we have the popular message and policies. Never mistake people shying away from ideas that might get them punished, with them disliking or disagreeing with the ideas themselves.

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  1. Facial tattoos are such a convenient way of seeing that someone is not worth dealing with.

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