Tranny Represents Dual-Represents Finland and ClownWorld at European Figure Skating Championship and is Hilariously Bad

This made the rounds two days ago, but I didn’t take a look at it then because I assumed the tranny would actually be good at figure skating. After all, men are better at all sports than women, with the possible exception of some gymnastic stuff that involves stretching, so of course he’d be able to land a few spins and jumps and all that, right?

No, not right. Look, I almost can’t believe that this happened. This guy can barely even skate, let alone do jumps and tricks. I mean he is honestly a worse skater than six year old rep hockey players. He just flat out can’t do it.

Everyone’s focusing on the hilarious fall, and that is pretty good. 

It’s made even better because he can’t even get up again until this girl skates over and helps him up. 

Seriously he spends forever down on the ground. I went back like a football broadcast and looked for the frame where his knee hits the ground.

Twenty two seconds. Don’t even worry about half seconds or rounding up or down, because it takes him until the thirty eight second mark before he gets up, even with the girl’s help. Sixteen seconds of nothing but him failing to stand back up again. And no, this was not intentional, he just fell. 

It was the real life version of “help, I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up again,” but starring a tranny figure skater and made all the better due to the plethora of legitimately tasty young women skating around to provide maximum contrast.

Comments are as you would expect.

“It’s a small fall for transgender woman, but a big fall for mankind.” – katebe2550

Bigots, bigots all of them. They’re just angry at the new face of female figure skating.