I woke up today feeling somewhat down in the dumps. I wondered why that was, until I saw this uplifting video put out by the US Military, starring a beautiful woman with male pattern baldness named “Rachel Jones.” The problem had been that Weimerica wasn’t being gay and retarded enough for my liking, and luckily Rachel Jones and the US Military set out to fix that.
Hi, I’m major Rachel Jones, and what PRIDE means to me is celebrating that diversity is our strength as a nation, and as an army.
Fnally someone said it! Finally someone stood up to the fascists and pointed out that having random perverts of colour filling out the ranks of our military is absolutely a winning military strategy.
I know there are a lot of little dicked Aryan Supremacists who get mad when courageous and empowered womxn of penis speak truth to the censored. That simply shows how much more work needs to be done.
Pride means something very special to me as a LGBTQ individual, and it’s a chance to show everyone what we have to offer in terms of the diverse skill sets that we bring, and the diverse ways of thinking we bring into the team to make everything work better.
Diverse skill sets? Diverse ways of thinking? Absolutely wonderful!
Why have a mathematics department that all agrees that 2+2 equals 4? Sounds boring to me. Instead, it’s far more diverse if some of the genderqueer body positive latinx’ believe that math is a cisheteronormative patriarchal invention of White Supremacy. That’ll help them be productive.
Why should the military be any different? It’s not like there exists such thing as objective truth, and it’s not like military leadership having insane ideas will ever lead to mass casualties and lost wars. Get the people in there who think that infantry shouldn’t wear body armour or helmets into battle because it gets in the way of perverts ogling their shredded physiques and cute haircuts.
The clip was originally posted to the IG account of the U.S. Army Sustainment Command. It was reposted by some rando on YouTube, and the comments are unanimously negative.
I was mildly curious to see the comments under the original Instagram post, so I tracked it down. Predictably, the comments have been disabled.
However, I do like the accompanying blurb they added.
“Even when deployed, the greatest threat to my own safety was myself.”
I cannot think of a single line more humiliating to combat vets than this. “Me being sad is more of a danger than the hopelessly outclassed enemy that we still eventually lost to,” is not exactly synonymous with the badass warrior spirit the corps used to go for.
The observance of Pride Month, celebrated every June, is a time when the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer community come together to celebrate love and authenticity. Many LGBTQ+ people must overcome deep-rooted fear, shame and adversity in order to live as their most authentic self, though.
Click the link in our bio to read about how coming out as a transgender woman saved Maj. Jones’ life.
#BeAllYouCanBe #PrideMonth #LGBTQ #SuicidePrevention #MentalHealthAwareness
I do want to circle back to one thing that this balding penis-woman said earlier.
Pride means something very special to me as a LGBTQ individual, and it’s a chance to show everyone what we have to offer in terms of the diverse skill sets that we bring, and the diverse ways of thinking we bring into the team to make everything work better.
These people are hyper-conformist golems for the privileged class. Just because they are repulsive to normal people, does not mean that they won’t happily rubber stamp every single thing, no matter how immoral or ridiculous, that comes across their desk. They do not have any unique skills. They do not have unique perspectives to offer. They are not interested in military efficacy. They are interested in children’s buttholes and lording over the average, everyday people who have been socially rejecting them since they can remember.
Real shock that the US Military has a recruitment problem.
Hypothetically, if someone was interested in overthrowing the US government, it’s something that is getting more plausible by the day.
“Even when deployed, the greatest threat to my own safety was myself.”
Wait, so 41% isn’t the figure anymore?
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To paraphrase an old recruitment ad jingle: Dude’s being all that he can be – in the armeeeee!
It does seem the US military is outfitting essentially a crop duster aircraft into a badass armored close air support vehicle with a 6k pound weapons payload. It’s being called the Sky Warden.
Yes, the Air Tractor turned Sky Warden. I’ve covered it in the fighter plane series. It’s a far ways away from what it ought to be, but it’s a whole lot better than nothing.