On Sunday evening I found myself watching David Attenborough explaining the anatomy of a Warhammer ork.
Attenborough’s voice is of course AI generated, and his voice is to Warhammer 40k lore what chocolate is to peanute butter.
One video leads to another, and I find myself watching Joe Rogan being educated on the alien menace by Alex Jones. After that, we see Rogan making excuses for the failure of the empire in front of an inquisitor.
Guardsman Joe is a true patriot.
There are a lot of internet trends that are terrible, but as critical as I am of the garbage that is the modern internet, the President’s Tier List, AI Balenciaga, fake Attenborough narrations, and fictional characters in video games/Warhammer memes tend to be pretty solid.
It’s not just Warhammer of course, but the Grimdark universe of WH40k practically begs to be parodied.
It’s actually amazing how well some of these work within the universe. Little details like “what are you, from Mars?” asked by Guardsman Joe.
Hell, someone managed to actually make Jordan Peterson’s psychobabble factually accurate. You have to go all the way to the Warhammer 40k universe for Lobster Dominance Heirarchies Man to start speaking truth, but once you get there he fits right in like Alex Jones.
This one is my personal favourite.
Joe “Grug” Rogan somehow fits the universe even better than Alex Jones, despite every stupid conspiracy that Jones promotes actually being true in universe.
I also like how the people who make them don’t get political. When they’re not using It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia clips, or Joe Rogan, they’re satirizing politicians in a non-ideological way.
The point is that these are high quality shitposts. The kind of videos that take up a minute, maybe two minutes of your time, then end before wearing out their welcome. So it would be creazy for JewTube to recommend me some neckbeard faggot’s forty minute long SRS BZNS explanation of what conservatives MISUNDERSTAND – all caps necessary for some reason – about Warhammer 40k, right?
But what do you know, that’s exactly what Susan Wojicki did. A sea of short, cute little shitposts, and then a leftist meme in video form from the soy imperium.
Jaime, can we zoom in on that please?
I never got around to the Breadtube takedown that these fags richly deserve. Part of the reason is because I simply cannot imagine someone who is normal and well-adjusted watching Vaush content. I can’t even force myself to click on that video and listen to this soyboy midwit bloviate for the better part of an hour Well Ackshually’ing Benny fucking Shapiro, despite getting content out of it.
Sometimes the only response to people is brutally mocking them. How can we take these people’s anti-capitalist LARP seriously when they are not only allowed on JewTube, but actively and bizarrely promoted?
“After I kill the capitalist I fuck their neglected spouse on top of their corpse.” – Guy who is literally promoted by capitalists at YouTube.
I’m watching a bunch of Warhammer shitposts, and SchlomoTube is like “pls pls pls watch this totes for realzies anti-capitalist pseudo-Marxist DEMOLISH Matt Walsh with facts and logic.” Meanwhile my YouTube channel looks like this.
That’s because people who are anything other than obedient NPCs who exist to serve get censored by YouTube, one of the most censorious institutions in all of human history. Instead of that, (((YouTube))) desperately tries pushing this viscerally repulsive… thing to normal people just trying to enjoy some Warhammer shitposts on the internet. The guy is as astroturfed as Juden Peterstein.
For a long time I thought that Breadtube was some actual site that these fags had made to escape from the censors at YouTube. Instead, it’s just their uncensored and promoted YouTube channels. They’re such frauds that I feel dirty even acknowledging them.
[…] BreadTube: YouTube Promoted Faggot Interrupts my Warhammer Shitpost Binge […]
The excellent warhammer 4 memes actually started to get me into the universe, and excited for the new space marine game lol.
Breadtube actually started around 2015 as an effort by the lefties on /leftypol/ (then situated on 8ch, now bunkerchan) to make and promote their own content creators because there was too much organically popular right wing content on YT for their tastes.
As a reaction to both Gamergate and the Trump win all social media companies began:
– Heavy platform manipulation (algorithmic curation, expanded censorship tools, “trusted” creators on YT being able to replace change vids while preserving likes/views)
– Piecemeal, completely arbitrary censorship justified with nebulous TOS word games (hate, targeted harassment, off-platform behaviour)
– doxing and persecution of RW content creators and artists (e.g. Mister Bond facing nearly a decade in Austrian prison, Gex of “With Open Gates” fame allegedly being persecuted in Germany)
At the same time Google especially began boosting all manner of leftist garbage and edgy “centrist” debatebros like desTINY as a safeedgy alternative for zoomers and zellenials to focus their political anxieties on.
From what I see “original breadtubers” like Batko the Manarchist aren’t even active anymore, having left the field to upper class failsons like Vaush (family are Hollyweird connected multimillionaires).
There actually is kind of a site for Breadtube, it’s called Nebula.
That Live Love & Anarchy guy did a good BreadFag takedown.