I took a look at the propaganda aimed at childless wine aunts earlier today. You can read that here. Now let’s see what the FinkleThink is for overweight middle aged annoying people who want to pretend to have power through the Sheldon Adelson’s GOP.

In order, counterclockwise top left and ending with the center.

“Covid-19 Omnicron,” “Celebrate Christmas,” “we’re going to pretend to be for border security,” “Biden’s not being mean enough to Putin,” “Biden’s America faces devastating defeat by communist China,” “wreaths are nice,” “we’re still pretending to be for border security,” “muh biden foreign policy,” “muh Covid-19,” “now that Rittenhouse got off we’ll pretend we supported him all along, unlike TRS or National-Justice who supported him from day 1,” “Rittenhouse again,” “Let’s go Brandon.”

I actually kept “Biden’s America faces devastating defeat by communist China,” as is, because the title sounds like something I would write to make fun of Cuckservatives. I clicked on that article, written by Newt Gingrich, and here’s how it starts.

Fox News:

The United States is drifting toward a catastrophic defeat.

I am talking about a defeat which will eliminate our freedom and permanently subordinate America to Communist China and its demands for absolute control and obedience.

Oh god please we need a nuclear first strike on these slanty bastards, they’re taking away our freedoms! Our freedom to be censored by trillion dollar multinationals is our defining characteristic as a nation. And yet Bangkok Biden is allowing Chyna Bad to literally invade the US Economic Region and perpetuate a genocide like what they’re doing to the Uyghurs. Unfortunately noble and freedom loving Israel is too preoccupied with murdering Palestinian Children as part of violent racial cleansings to respond to Chyna Bad aggression, so we’ll have to do it ourselves by moving the embassy to Jerusalem.

That article is actually so bad that I need to turn it into an article.

Anyway, this is what your annoying Uncle who brings up retarded political points at dinnertime when nobody asked is going to be spouting. Prepare thyself.

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  1. […] what your annoying obese uncle is going to be talking about at Christmas dinners. You can find that here. At the end of that article I stumbled into a piece written by Newt Gingrich, entitled “Biden’s […]

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