I first saw this well over a month ago now. I have wanted to write about it ever since then. However, I literally could not sit through the entire 30 seconds. I mean I just couldn’t do it. Even when doing the transcription of this, I had to knock it down to 0.25 speed so that it sounded more unnatural and lowered my blood pressure.
I’m the proof.
When I’m in the booth.
Spittin’ on the mic.
*inaudible… anti-vax.
Putin hates all of dem blacks.
Putin is a bad racist,
Puttin in the ground,
White or Brown.
And I’m in Plano town.
Okay I have to take a break. Even at 0.25 speed this is unbearable. I’m trying to psyche myself up. Trying to hate him enough not to feel secondhand embarrassment at this performance.
Putin jus’ got found
I’m a pimp
I own a blimp
*inaudible is a shrimp
Now you can’t stop my shine
I’m not a *inaudible
And you know I brought this shine.
Playing it at 0.25 speed actually makes it too hard to understand what he’s saying, due to the mic performing poorly because he’s screaming into it. So I had to re-listen to that last part about 5 times at half speed, dying on the inside, to figure out even part of what he was saying.
Needless to say, secondhand embarrassment appears to be what everyone in the general vicinity was also feeling. There’s a full two minute version out there online, but I can’t subject myself to that, even if it makes for great content. Instead I’ll find some article that summarizes it.
TMZ:
Here’s the most unlikely reaction to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine — a “rapper” spitting bars in a TX city council meeting about killing Putinand riding hard for Zelensky. Armed with a Bluetooth speaker, Alex rapped … “Gas prices are way too high, Putin’s got to die, put a bullet in Putin’s head.”
The council members weren’t exactly feeling it — not a single head was bobbing, but Alex persisted for more than 2 minutes.
I can not even fathom the levels of pain that must have been experienced by the goyim in that room. Two entire minutes of this jew doing a cringe rap about how he’s a pimp with shine and also Putin Bad.
Alex wrapped up by thanking the council, and shouting out Sen. Lindsey Graham for calling on the Russian people to assassinate Putin.
Ladybug Lindsay Graham, the world’s most homosexual homosexual once agreed to do an interview with us here at the DailyRake. It was really hard to keep him focused.
This isn’t Alex’s first time making public meetings uncomfortable … the jokester has jumped onto countless Zoom meetings for schools and local governments, trolling with a new scenario each time.
Look, even Ladybug Lindsay thinks this jew should probably tone it down a little bit.
