An instructor at a DC school has been placed on leave after she allegedly told third-graders to re-enact scenes from the Holocaust — including digging mass graves and having a Jewish student cast as Adolf Hitler.
The principal of Watkins Elementary School told parents in an email that the staff member told the students “to portray participants from the Holocaust like Adolf Hitler, digging ditches to serve as mass graves, and simulated shootings,” Fox 5 reported.
“It was also alleged that the staff member leading the lesson made anti-Semitic statements,” added Scott Berkowitz, who did not name the clueless educator.
Look, I’m not saying this was based. I’m just saying this is exactly what I would do if I was put in charge of a bunch of third graders. Two people can undertake exactly the same actions for different reasons.
One parent told the paper on condition of anonymity that her son was told to pretend being on a train to a concentration camp, act as if he were shooting his peers and then pretend to die in a gas chamber.
When the kids asked the staffer why the Germans committed the atrocities, she said it was “because the Jews ruined Christmas,” according to the Washington Post.
This happened in Washington, DC, so this was probably some shitlib teacher trying to condemn the natzees by trying to come up with some uppity goy commentary off the top of her head. Having said that, it’s still hilarious, and if telling a bunch of children that the jews ruined Christmas wasn’t already on my bucket list, it is now.
One mother told Fox 5 that her husband picked up their child, who she said suffered emotional distress after being told to pretend to choke and die in a gas chamber.
She told the outlet she has spoken with other parents about how their children are doing after the incident.
“They are traumatized. One parent said that their child was worried the teacher in question was hiding at their house. Children are having nightmares and generally having a very hard time,” the mother told Fox 5, adding that the Jewish student who was told to play Hitler “is not doing well at all.”
Sadly, we will never get to the bottom of this. Remember, we’re dealing with the whiniest people on the planet here. Them telling you that a teacher told a bunch of jew students to pretend to die in a gas chamber does not mean it actually happened. Them telling you that a bunch of natzees in 1944 told them to go and really die in a gas chamber also does not mean it actually happened.
The school librarian told Fox 5 that she believed “somebody’s misquoting what happened in the library that day.”
She insisted that there was no Holocaust re-enactment or hate speech by the staffer, but would not answer when asked whether there was any discussion about the Holocaust.
“I’m going to wait for the investigation. I was shocked to see it myself,” the unnamed librarian said, referring to the principal’s message.
It’s still a pretty funny story though, whether or not it happened. Kind of like something else I’m thinking of.
My best guess is that a teacher did a very tepid re-enactment of the lampshadocaust, from the perspective of a shitlib. This got blown massively out of proportion, and the Heeb children made up a yarn about being afraid that she would follow them to their houses. This then gets taken seriously by the WMD Liars, since it fits their prejudices about the evil goyim wanting to constantly get Uppity against the poor innocent curly haired children. But it’s funnier to imagine that these kids are really afraid that their teacher was hiding under their bed, so I’ll choose to believe that it did happen until I see conclusive evidence that it didn’t.