First of all, what the fuck happened to Denise Richard’s face. Honey looks like a surprised catfish.
What. The. Fuck. Am. I. Looking. At.
According to this site, the results of age and plastic surgery. Although frankly, I don’t think you need to be a medical practitioner to have made that genius deduction.
It’s sort of funny having them put up all these side by side photos of Prime Denise Richards mixed with the wax figurine also known as Denise Richards and autistically comparing the two for evidence of a facelift or what have you. Like, buddy, we get it, the girl’s face comes with a warranty.
Seeing this creature is making me depressed. I remember Starship Troopers Denise. I remember Wild Things Denise. That model was so smokin’ hot you could almost forget how terrible the movie was.
I mean come on now.
I’ve never been one to do the whole “you’d hit that unless you were gay,” thing, but in this case it’s true. Denise wasn’t even my type, but if this thing shows up in your living room soaking wet, you’re either hitting it or just admitting you belong in America First.
And let’s not even get into Starship Troopers Denise, where she was arguably even hotter. Those lips, that face, the toned yet feminine abs. I don’t even want her to sit on my face. I want her to just keep standing there so I can appreciate the feminine beauty in front of me.
Beauty that, by the looks of things, was mostly the result of a knife as opposed to hard work and genetics, right from the get go. Pictures of Denise when she was really young show a face that looks totally different. She’d already gotten a nose job, and admitted to getting her knockers done at age 19.
I mean seriously, her face didn’t change once, it’s like it slowly metamorphasized into whatever it’s become.
Above is a picture of 20 year old Denise. And below is a picture literally one year later and SHE HAS A DIFFERENT FACE.
But at the risk of being a horrible influence to any young girls that are reading this, I can’t help but admire the boner-inducing results. Her surgeon really gave her a face you can fall madly in love with.
Starship Troopers Denise. One of the hottest versions.
But the surgeon wasn’t done there. He just kept changing her face year by year. Hell, maybe month by month for all I know. This is the face of a very pretty girl, who you might not even recognize from her mid twenties version.
Denise 3.1.3 Patch Notes: “Denise’s old nose was considered underpowered, so we decided to totally rework it in this latest patch, along with a touch up to her lips. Vaginal tightness has been nerfed.”
Hell, even this version is already different from her early twenties version, seen below.
So the girl had four different faces by age 26. At least the early models, while different, were all hot. This ended sometime in her early thirties, where we see the last of the “Hot Denise’s.”
Even this version is pushing it. The work is too obvious, and she’s giving me this weird feeling I get when looking at a lot of these Hollywood Starlets faces. It’s where I’m supposed to find her hot, and I can’t articulate why I don’t. Her teeth are nice and white. Her eyes are as beautiful as ever. Her hair is great. Her skin is flawless. There are no wrinkles, and yet my dick is saying no when my conscious mind is saying “yes yes yes.” Just a few years (and faces) previously my dick and brain were in full agreement that she should at least be treated as prized side pussy. The kind of girl you thoroughly enjoy secretly banging at a party, while remaining committed to a much more mentally stable woman back at home.
Denise never really had much of a movie career. She starred in Starship Troopers, Wild Things, and the Bond film The World Is Not Enough in ’97, ’98, and ’99 respectively. I guess that’s more than most, but the girl wasn’t known for her acting talent. Her career was over as soon as it started, but the face changing continued in perpetuity. Ten years after her brief but spectacular peak, she was sporting, you guessed it, a whole new face on the red carpet.
Denise Richards 7.1.1.
I’m pretty sure she’s got a new face every single time she’s been photographed. Every time I think “okay, this is probably her final form,” she and her surgeon find new and improved ways of making her look like a different person.
Or maybe it’s the same way just done over and over again with diminishing results each time.
I don’t think it should be too controversial for me to say that maybe she should just stop, and try to accept that she’s a fifty year old mother of two who isn’t supposed to be getting my cock rock solid anymore.
Denise Richards always has her daughter’s back.
The 51-year-old actress made headlines this summer when both she and her 18-year-old daughter, Sami Sheen, joined the subscription-based, adult social media platform, OnlyFans.
Or she could get even more plastic surgery and become a whore officially, right alongside her daughter.
And yes, her face keeps changing in literally every single picture. I’ve never seen this before, and I’m losing track of which ones are younger or older. Her face is mutating in ways that defy the natural laws of aging, but which are definitely not attractive.
I’m pretty sure this Denise Richards would have been bullied by Starship Troopers Denise Richards if the two of them met in high school.
I also think that this Denise Richards is the closest to natural looking of all the later model Denise’s. You can tell she’s got some work done, but she also looks her age. This makes her far more attractive, since she now seems more like a real person, as opposed to a science experiment.
In the Sept.1 episode of SiriusXM’s Jeff Lewis Live, Denise hints that while the move has proven to be financially lucrative, she only signed on initially as a way to help alleviate some of the public vitriol aimed at Sami for joining the site first.
I should make it clear that I don’t find the above Denise physically attractive, I meant that you’d feel more comfortable being around her because she looks like a Mom. As opposed to whatever these two creatures are.
Model numbers unknown.
And it’s nice for her to look like a mom, since she is one. Specifically she has a daughter who turned 18 and then joined OnlyFans.
Sorry, I just can’t get over this. Once again I am presented with three new pictures of Denise Richards, and three new faces. I swear to god, I don’t know who this person is at this point. Video game rendering technology changes less often than her face.
Anyway she’s being interviewed by this guy named Jeff Lewis. I haven’t heard of him before, but he appears to also have a face that comes with a warranty.
Or maybe this is just Denise Richards from the future coming back to interview herself, and this is what her face looks like in 2038.
Denise Richards: The reason why I wanted to join was because she got so much backlash for that and I don’t think it was really fair. I mean I’ve done Playboy and obviously Wild Things. I’ve done sexy shoots before promoting movies and stuff like that. Sometimes people say negative things — well, a lot of times they do and a lot of times they don’t — and I thought this is not fair that she would be getting this much backlash when a lot of people post stuff like that even just on Instagram. Not to take it as far as you can take it on OnlyFans, obviously, but still. It’s like, I just felt that it was not really fair for her to get that kind of backlash.”
Denise uses her utterly mangled, barely attached to the bones face to point out that since she did Playboy pictures, her daughter should be a whore.
This didn’t really make sense to me at first, so I looked up Denise Richard’s Playboy pictures. Purely for research purposes of course.
It’s full on softcore porn. Denise was either the lowest class actress, or highest class prostitute, based on what interpretation you’d personally have, and had no problem showing her (fake) titties for a few shekels more. In that context, this isn’t really such a big leap for her.
Among those who initially voiced his disapproval was Denise’s ex-husband and Sami’s father, Charlie Sheen, but he quickly changed his tune.
In a June statement to ET, released by Sheen’s publicist, Jeff Ballard, the actor said Richards “illuminated a variety of salient points, that in my haste, I overlooked and dismissed.” Sheen’s rep added, “Now more than ever, it’s essential that Sami have a united parental front to rely upon, as she embarks on this new adventure. From this moment forward, she’ll have it abundantly.”
Charlie, you were so close to not being a fuckup for once in your life. How hard is it to say “no, I don’t want my daughter selling nudes online.”
Apparently it’s downright impossible, no matter how much Tiger Blood or Adonis DNA you have floating around your system.
For Denise, she says she’s comfortable pushing boundaries a bit further than her daughter with the content that she shares.
“I do bikini, I do lingerie, I do stuff that is sexier because I also think, ‘Why not?'” she says, noting that she shows her “boobies” and “tush” on the platform.
Am I going to sign up for OnlyFans so I can see Denise Richard’s 52 year old body.
Will I sign up so I can see her 18 year old daughter in Bikini pics.
Although at least I could appreciate the bikini pics. But that would assume she ends at bikini pics, something that rarely happens. She’s going to be barraged with offers to do more and more, until eventually she’s a full blown whore. I can’t say with any certainty, but I personally give this wahmen 50% odds of being a full on porn whore in the next five years.
“To me, it’s more of a throwback to the old — when you join a fan site. It’s a very contemporary fan site,” she jokes. “I did it for supporting my daughter. Being a mom who was an actress who’s done stuff, I just thought it’s empowering too as a woman and a man to take control. You own all of the content and a lot of the other platforms we don’t own the content, so it’s nice to be able to control it, too.”
Nothing says “empowerment,” like being a parasitical whore existing off sad lonely men who are so downtrodden and pathetic that they will pay to see a menopausal woman’s “tush,” when pictures of the 30 years younger version already exist online. It truly is the American Dream to have your daughter become a vapid whore, spouting off anti-White bullshit about “White Privilege,” while you run some “holistic clinic,” for airheads.
The Canadian 47-year-old serves as CEO of the holistic clinic The Q360 Club claiming to make people and animals ‘look younger,’ ‘heal disease,’ and ‘repair DNA’ with ‘light and sound therapy.’
Denise Richards was smokin’ hot when she was in her mid twenties. She was also a dumb, vapid whore. She continues to be a dumb, vapid whore in her twilight years, and her daughter is following in the family footsteps. Except unlike Denise, who got paid millions to pretend like she could act, her daughter gets to enjoy being a whore for peanuts. In a weird way, it’s very emblematic of the state of America.
But seriously, WTF happened to her face?
How dare you express desire for another woman. Your eyes are only for me!
Yes yes of course Emma. I apologize immediately and profusely.
The comparisons between the present day and Weimar Germany become harder and harder to ignore with each passing day. One oft-cited example of Weimar degeneracy is that there were mothers and daughters that whored themselves out together. And of course it should come as no surprise that there are “journalists” who can’t help but write about that dark era of German history with nothing but praise.
Weimerica, indeed!
Also, great job in tracing the development of DR’s face. It truly documents one wahmen’s epic struggle against both time and nature.
Here is what has happened to Denise’s face, over time:
1) Her facial features are pretty much the same over her teen’s and twenties. The key feature is her nose. You are saying she had a nose job; I dunno. If she did – it’s a subtle job. I think she has a terrific nose, but the shape will appear to alter according to the lighting and camera placement. She has a nicely shaped, but kinda broad and square nose. The perceived shape will vary re: lighting and angle, due to the size and shape of her nose.
1a) She obviously had a boob job – but not an outrageous one, so…well done.
2) Her current model the result of facelifts and botox injections. The gorgeous French actress Catherine Deneuve stated, “A 30-year-old woman must choose between her bottom and her face ” Meaning she can put on some weight, thus keeping a nice layer of subcutaneous fat, in order to keep facial skin nice and plump, and help prevent wrinkling, or stay very, very thin, to maintain body structure. Denise Richards chose to keep her body very thin, which takes work as one ages, and let plastic surgeons deal with her face.
The big problem with plastic surgical treatments to try to maintain a youthful look is the tendency to over due it. Nosed become more prominent with age, and skin thins out and wrinkles. Lips “shrink” and get thinner. People who engage in these practices get more and more desperate with each wrinkle and year. Those pics, of Richards taken during the interview with that creepy guy, reveal ALL of this. The facelifts give that “tight” look – the pulled up eyes. She’s also getting botoxed all over her face. Her lips were full to begin with, but they are beginning to look like mini-blimps. He forehead, cheeks, and around her eyes (AGGH!) are getting the injections as well, which is really dangerous! The reason her aging face “changes” is because the botox wears off. The material dissipates. You can literally see, if you know what you are looking at, when she material has “worn out” and she needs to get more injections. The big problem is that it’s actually AGING her tissues. Botox “freezes” your tissues, and when it dissipates, your muscles and skin cells are weaker than if you just let yourself alone. She already looks much older than age 52, in that first picture with her daughter. She’s going to look like the Cryptkeeper when she’s 60, if she doesn’t STOP.
Yeah. Denise is a great example of a woman with little to offer but her looks. As she aged, she didn’t have anything to fall back on, so she hit the knife pretty hard. I think the first few times may have given her a boost, but her face is squarely in the uncanny valley at this point.
NGL, Starship Troopers Denise Richards is one of, if not the, most beautiful women I have ever seen. And she’s not even my type either. My wife hates it when we watch the movie, I’m an instant teenage boy again. SO beautiful.
And how does such a beautiful woman have such an ugly daughter? Sheen jew genes must be strong.