It’s that time of year again,
Celebrate Christmas with a fren.
Please enjoy that Christmas cheer,
Be around your friends you queer.
Now enjoy the slick light show
With the foliage in snow
Wake up soon it’s Christmas time,
Celebrate the most sublime.
Give our social media likes
Not on platforms run by kikes.
Gather ’round the Christmas Tree,
Warm and snug and real cozy.
Sip your coffee merrily,
And support the NJP.
Celebrate this time most gaily,
Check the Hyphen-Report daily.
Merry Christmas to all, with love,
P.S. Try to find the wildlife photography.