In our opening story on the Hamas Gaza Uprising, I wrote that I can’t know for sure what exactly is happening in Occupied Palestine. The Russia-Ukraine war has been impossible to follow, due to extreme Ghost of Kiev-tier disinformation, and this latest conflict is no different. I won’t even attempt to detail the alleged troop movements and skirmishes, and it’s not that important anyway.
The cloud of disinformation is hot and heavy in this war, and I eagerly awaited our first Incubator Baby tier LOLocaust. I wasn’t waiting long.
For weeks, excited music-lovers had looked forward to the Supernova festival, held in the desert in southern Israel to coincide with the Jewish festival of Sukkot.
“The time has come when the whole family is about to get together again,” organisers wrote on social media before it began. “And what fun it is going to be!”
Just hours later, their social media pages are now flooded with desperate people trying to find loved ones, after Palestinian militants stormed the festival and opened fire as part of a huge surprise attack on Israel.
People overuse the term “kino,” but there really are some some things in life which are pure pleasure. Does a bunch of Israelis hipsters having their knockoff Burning Man interrupted by Hamas qualify? You tell me.
I never thought I’d see some hippie Jew girls doing that annoying hand waving dance thing and pseudo-twerking while Hamas soldiers with homemade motorized paragliders appear from the clouds behind them. I shall treasure this memory until my dying breath.
More than 260 bodies have reportedly been recovered from the festival site, according to rescue agency Zaka.
Looks like /our race warrior/ Emma Watson has a question.
Oh FFS. She’s asking me why anyone should care about dead Jews. I understand the impulse, Emma, but knock it off. The more relevant question is whether or not this actually happened. How did no one, not one soul, take a single picture of the Rave Chick LOLocaust?
This is just like the actual LOLocaust, where the fact that there is no physical evidence just proves that those evil Goyim hooked up Jew penises to masturbation machines before turning them into lampshades. In this case it’s even more ridiculous, since the Israeli army, or literally anyone else, could just take pictures or videos of the event with their phone cameras, and the bodies are allegedly already recovered.
Gilad Karplus, who was working as a masseuse at the festival, told the BBC he also saw people being hit by bullets and managed to escape into the fields in a vehicle with his friends.
“Then they [the militants] started firing sniper rifles on us from different places and also heavy artillery.”
Mr Karplus, who used to work for the Israel Defense Forces, was injured after being fired at from motorcycles but said he and his friends managed to escape and hid in a building.
“We heard them [the gunmen] going from door to door, and in a few hours they could have found us, but they didn’t know we were there.”
Eventually, Israeli soldiers and police arrived and Mr Karplus was taken to hospital for treatment.
The festival site – with three stages, a camping area and bar and food area – was in the Negev desert, near Kibbutz Re’im. It was not far from the Gaza Strip, from where Hamas fighters crossed over at dawn to launch their attack. They infiltrated towns and villages, taking dozens of people hostage.
Those evil Goyemses got real lucky that not one of you bothered taking any videos of this even with your phone cameras on you at all times. You’d think that SOMEONE would have bothered hitting record on their phones at SOME point in time.
These spiritual natzees can’t keep getting away with it.
Esther Borochov told Reuters she was driving away when her vehicle was rammed into. She saw a young man driving another car, who told her to get in. She did – but the man was then shot at point blank. Esther said she played dead until she was finally rescued by Israeli military.
“I couldn’t move my legs,” she told Reuters from the hospital. “Soldiers came and took us away to the bushes.”
Many festivalgoers – like Ortel – hid in nearby bushes and fruit orchards for hours, hoping for the military to arrive and rescue them.
“I put the phone on mute mode, and then I started crawling through an orange grove,” Ortel said. “Live fire was whistling above me.”
Gili Yoskovich told the BBC how she hid in a pomelo orchard. “They were going tree by tree and shooting. I saw people were dying all around. I was very quiet. I didn’t cry, I didn’t do anything.”
Eventually, after three hours, she heard some voices of Israeli soldiers, and decided to make a run to safety.
“It was a massacre,” said Yaniv, an emergency medic who was called out to the party. He told public broadcaster Kan News: “I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. It was a planned ambush. As people came out of the emergency exits, squads of terrorists were waiting for them there and just started picking them off.
We’re not done with the Rave LOLocaust. TabletMag has a cavalcade of Real Things That Definitely Happened.
I’ve spent the last 12 hours speaking to Israelis who were at the Supernova music festival. Their testimonies, as you would imagine, are very emotional. At least one broke down mid-conversation and wasn’t able to continue his recollection.
The attack on the festival outside of Re’im began around 7 a.m. The party was at its peak by then—which meant that by then most people were inebriated. At first, partygoers heard a loud explosion, which they took to be another sporadic rocket attack on southern Israel. But then the explosions grew louder and constant, and kept going for about five minutes. The music stopped, and the police protecting the 4,000 or 5,000 ravers began pushing everyone to leave.
Sounds like the party was just getting started!
Reports that Emma Watson was amongst the shooters are, at this point unconfirmed.
By then, the terrorists were approaching in pickup trucks bearing Hamas military markings.
Shooting began. Many were executed on the spot. 260 bodies have been found, so far, on the site of the rave.
The IDF is getting around to taking pics of the dead bodies, but this is a process that takes a lot of time. You might think that you literally just hit the “take pic” button, but it’s a complicated process. You might think that they have photo propagandists in the military, but they don’t in this one area for some reason. You’re just too dumb and Schlomophobic to understand.
Others were captured and bound and kidnapped. “I saw videos with a male getting held by a group of Arab kids. Like, they’re like 16, 17,” one survivor recalled. “They’re kids, but they’re young men already, and they’re holding this guy, and he looks as his girlfriend is being mounted on a bike and driven away from him. God knows what she’s going to experience … Women have been raped at the area of the rave next to their friends bodies, dead bodies.”
One survivor who’d returned to the scene later in the day to look for his friends spoke, in a breaking voice, of what he’d seen. Of the bodies, mainly of young women, lying cold and mutilated. Of scantily clad corpses, many of whom appeared to have been shot at point-blank. Of cars, perforated by bullets or blown up by grenades.
Later, when the gruesome attack was finally over and IDF soldiers managed to subdue the attackers, they searched these trucks and found RPG launchers, high-end communications devices, assorted AK-47s and other mostly Soviet-made weapons, along with numerous copies of the Quran.
This is such a real event that even “left-wing Jews” like Chuck Schumer, who has ranted about being the wall that protects Israel at AIPAC, whines that China isn’t treating this Incubator Baby REAL THING with the seriousness that it deserves. Look, if these Israel-hating leftists say that it happened, then it happened.
Chuckie Schumer: The ongoing evens in Israel over the past few days are horrific. I urge you and the Chinese people to stand with the Israeli people and condemn these cowardly and vicious attacks. 250 young people gathered at a dance, and Hamas terrorists took machine guns and shot them all dead.
I was very disappointed to be honest by the Foreign Ministry statement that showed no sympathy or support for Israel during these tough – troubled times.
The worst part about the entire affair was the advanced space technology that Hamas used, and is still using, which prevents the Jews from taking any photographic evidence of literally any of their claims.
Before you think that these
rich, uptrodden and tyrannical Jews poor, downtrodden and oppressed Jews can’t scrape up the funds for a single camera, even though the ravers themselves all appeared to have smartphones, check out what the rabbis of Zion were filming at the same time.
BANG commenter Oakie says it best.
-The kikes on twitter accusing Hamas of raping women
>ISRAELI SPY CHIEF SAYS
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>ACCORDING TO ANALYSTS
>THE IDF HAS ANNOUNCED
>PALESTINIAN DISSIDENT PREDICTS
>PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES
>UNNAMED SOURCES CITED
>CREATIVE BUT MOSTLY RELIABLE SOURCES
>CONFIRMED BY VISUAL EVIDENCE
>AUDIO REPORTS DETAIL
>JEWISH MEDIA REPORTS
>POST ON X SUGGEST
>RESPECTABLE SOURCES CLAIMED
>ACCORDING TO REPUTABLE SOURCES
>NUMEROUS REPORTS ARE NOW CIRCULATING
>THE ISRAELI SECURITY SERVICE HAS ANNOUNCED
>THE NUMBER THREE PENTAGON OFFICIAL SAYS
>A JEWISH FRIEND LIVING IN NEW YORK CLAIMS
>MORNING SUMMARY BY GEN. STAFF OF IDF
>SAUDI INTELLIGENCE CLAIM
>ACCORDING TO UNNAMED OFFICIALS
>CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH PALESTINIAN THINKING
>A SOURCE WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY
>US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS
>UK INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS
>FOX NEWS SAYS
>/K/ TOLD ME
>I MADE IT UP
>US OFFICIALS SAY
>GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS
>MSNBC HAS FOUND
>EX-NATIONAL SECURITY CHIEF WARNS
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS
>A SOURCE FROM ISRAEL
>INTERCEPTED PHONE CALLS
>ISRAELI COMMANDER SAID
>A US OFFICIAL WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY ASSERTED
>AN UNDERCOVER AGENT CONFIRMED
>IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM
>ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY
>IN A CLOSED BRIEFING
>A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE JERUSALEM SAID
>INSIDERS TELL OF
>U.S OFFICIALS FAMILIAR WITH THE PLANNING
Never forget that atrocity propaganda, whether that be mythical Russian rape fables, the imaginary atrocity at Bucha, the Totally Russian Missile Attack On That Polish Farm, Incubator Babies, Syrian Gas Baby Genocide, the WMD In Iraq Lie, and of course, the Lampshadocaust, exist to perpetuate real and existing atrocities. Without that it has no purpose.
The Rave LOLocaust is just the beginning. I expect that the Ghost of Kiev hallucinators will be churning these out on a daily basis from here on out.