Canadian Man Holocausts his Penis in Support of Abortion

Business Insider:

The news of the Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v. Wade enraged Olivier Charbonneau — even though he doesn’t live in the US. 

Olivier Charbonneau

Above we see Olivier Charbonneau giddy with joy as his baby making ability gets snipped in support of the coat hanger brigade worldwide.

The 28-year-old is from Canada and had gotten a vasectomy just months before the Supreme Court decision. And once the news dropped, he used social media to persuade other men to do the same.

“Vasectomy is a safe alternative to female birth control. Contraception is not only on women but on us men,” he wrote in a lengthy Facebook post in June. “Be smart, make the right choice.”

In an interview with Insider, Charbonneau said he had noticed that only his female friends had ever spoken or thought about birth control. 

“Women were talking about how shocked they were about what happening in the US,” he said. “But men, they were all silent. No one was talking about it.”

Nevermind. Turns out he snipped his little peener a few months before. Instead, he’s just using Roe vs. Wade being overturned to advertise himself as a penis ally to the vagina people. He’s just hip and cool and willing to sterilize himself just to not wear a condom. And newsflash Olivier, men do talk about birth control. It’s called “wearing a condom,” and it’s a thing.

Despite the fact that he does not live in the US, Charbonneau said the news is still applicable to him and to other Canadians. Even though the decision was teased in May, when Politico published a draft Supreme Court opinion signaling a reversal of Roe v. Wade, the news shocked Charbonneau, because, he said, “it’s not impossible that people will try to do the same here.”

“Here in Canada, we are kind of protected,” he said. “But what will happen if it were here, if the loss of rights were in Canada instead?”

At the same time, speaking out in favor of vasectomies is a way to show solidarity with women in the US, he said. 

“I realized that we had stepped back for the progression of the woman’s rights,” he said. “We are taking a step back, we’re taking away rights.”

He added, “I think in the US, I’m like, ‘Whoa, it’s a huge, huge regression about the rights. You can’t even decide if you want to keep it or not.”

Permanently leaving yourself sterilized is a Total Cuck Move. It’s birth control in the same sense that a woman getting her ovaries tied is birth control. It’s supposed to be the absolute end of the line that 50 year olds go through so they never see a potato spawn from their loins.

You’re not supposed to get one when you’re 28, and you’re definitely not supposed to get a vasectomy as a man at age 28, you faggot. And I honestly think that Olivier here may well be gay. I am getting faint soy vibes, and I can’t imagine a man being such a soyboy that he literally sterilizes himself without already being gay, so it didn’t matter anyway.

He described the procedure as a simple process that took about two weeks. He pointed out that women have a harder time getting access to reproductive healthcare. 

In Canada, “They’re going to tell you, ‘Oh, you’re too young. … But one day you’re going to want to have [a] kid,'” he said. “So it’s very hard for women here” to get preventative reproductive care that will prohibit the possibility of getting pregnant. 

“It’s painless. It was free. It was covered by the health insurance,” he said.

There comes a certain point where adding commentary almost detracts from the impact. I feel that to explain why this is so fucked up implies that it does in fact need to be explained. Buddy over here removed himself from the gene pool for some Reddit upboats. And honestly I don’t have too much else to say about it.