It’s finally happened. Orange Faggot has been locked up for leading all the Goyim down to the trap at the capitol on January 6th, 2021, where thousands of them could be arrested and held in solitary confinement or tortured until they pleaded guilty, assuming they weren’t murdered by the blue antifa on the day of. It’s shocking, but finally the deep state did something worthwhile.

Hold on, I’m getting a report now that he’s being indicted for something retarded to distract people from the tranny child murderer Audrey Hale. Something about a dumb porn whore?

I don’t think anyone cares about the crime itself, but just to be clear, I went and looked it up to confirm that it’s exactly as boring as you think.

The Giardian:

Donald Trump will be the first former US president to face criminal charges after a grand jury in New York has voted to indict him on charges related to hush money payments to an adult film star.

Stormy Daniels

Trump should definitely go to prison just for his embarrassing taste in women. This is one utterly classless whore we’re dealing with.

I have never been this flaccid in my life.

And she looks like she was born aged 45. I don’t know when the above pic was taken, but this one is from her high school yearbook. That is some rough looking clam.

Donald should be hiding himself, ashamed that he ever had a sexual experience with such a creature. Instead he went and demanded the Goyim once again throw a retard protest on his behalf. It was met with little in the way of support.

In part because anyone who would go out and protest for him was already in prison, and the rest had been told that they would go to prison and accomplish nothing if they protested. 

However, I for one would like to buck that trend. We here at The Daily Rake are concerned for Orange Betrayer. We would like to officially announce that we are monitoring the situation. 

There is a level of monitoring of the situation going on over here that shouldn’t even be possible. 

No one has ever monitored a situation quite like we’re monitoring this one. 

Yessirree Bob, our eyes are absolutely glued to this situation. Every aspect of this situation is being monitored. Nothing will escape our gaze.

There is not one iota of this situation that will not be, you guessed it, thoroughly monitored. 

We will be using our as of now uncensored twatter account to tweet out Law And Order a few dozen times as we continue monitoring the situation. 

You’re gonna see a level of Law And Order tweetage combined with situation monitoring that is gonna be hyuge. We’re gonna build a big beautiful twitter feed of Law And Order, and our neighbour’s internet plan is gonna pay for it.

Strap yourself in. I’m not sure you’re prepared for this level of situation monitoring. It’s gonna give you flashbacks to that one time we elected a Manhattan billionaire to be president, and he let out a bunch of crack dealers while letting us all get censored by trillion dollar multinational corporations run by Schlomos. 

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  1. I’m hoping this is a parody and you’re actually brighter than this.
    It’s Hollywood jim, just like jan 6 – Hell, they even had some greasy-looking weirdo dressed in a viking outfit.
    EVERYONE knows this dude, they let these shitty actors in the dark house, it was recorded… I mean love of christ wakey wakey.
    And this Hollywood “arrest” is just one more proof that Roanoke Frump is their chosen “opposition” – he will repair those train tracks (don’t mention the pipe bomb found in Pennsylvania just after the first Ohio one…. and he will stop faggotry in the schools…YIPEE WHILE SMOOCHING JEW HINDER HOLSTERS – IT CAN GET A BIT STINKY THOUGH.
    It’s as fake as the alex jones trial and fake as Jones his-self.

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