Dr Shekelstein Takes Tranny Voice Lessons for Free!

I remember a little while back I cleared my browser history, cookies and all, and was treated to the YouTube experience that complete normies are treated to. I can’t find that article now unfortunately, but I remember it was an absolute garbage fest of Globo Homo Product Consooomption. As intolerable as YouTube is normally, that really pushed it over the top into pure Dystopian territory.

But I once again have well built up very well understood preferences that YouTube should be able to pick up on. For the most part they only recommend me garbage that I have no interest in watching, in part because they already censored all the interesting political people, and most of the interesting apolitical people. What’s left is a bunch of ad infested garbage. But occasionally there’s something interesting, like Leather Apron Club, who you need to subscribe to.

They also recommended me this video, from “TransVoiceLessons”.

Hi there. It’s your girl, Zi.

Hi Zi! I’m so excited to be talking to a fellow penis woman. I’m really struggling right now to make my voice sound as feminine as I would like. Right now I sound like this.

But this makes me and my girldick sad. I’m a woman. I know I’m a woman because three seconds before writing this article I decided to identify as one. But the problem is that every time I walk into the girls bathroom I get a bunch of dirty stares and comments like “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?!?” This is hurtful, but the worst part is that I’m jealous of how girly the cismonsters trying to push me out of my correct bathroom are. They sound like women even when they’re screaming at me while terrified. I want to be able to scream back at them without sounding like Barry Manilow.

Help me Obi Wan Tranobi, you’re my only hope.

Troon Justice Warrior Carl starts off by explaining the rookie mistake we women with Adam’s Apples are making, focusing too much on pitch. You see, I already have the long hair, and a very feminine beard. So I clearly pass as a womxyn. But when I try talking in a really high voice I can’t help but think that I simply sound like a creepy man trying to come across like a prepubescent boy.

I want to be in the bathroom doing girly things like shoving tampons up my dick, but whenever I ask for one it’s like I give the game away and they suddenly realize they’re not dealing with a bearded women anymore, but rather a bearded man. I need your help Tranny Davis Jr.

Four minutes in we finally get to the sing along with the tranny part. I sat there with my girl penis fully erect, rock hard with anticipation at all the lesbian gash I was going to start slamming once I mastered the art of pitch mimicry. Sadly, my voice sounds very strained. Is there anything else I can do to get my dream role as a soprano on the Oklahoma Trooners choir team?

Apparently yes. All you need to do is sound like a complete retard and you’re basically a tranny at that point.

Alright I’m tapping out. It’s weird and creepy, and I’m also not sure it’s even possible. Your voice is largely a result of your biology, and I found myself unable to do any of the voice “feminizations,” probably because my natural speaking voice isn’t something I had to practice, it’s just the way my voice actually sounds.

But anyway, thanks YouTube for making sure that I could practice my voice feminization. I was just thinking “boy would I ever want to fail at feminizing my voice,” and (((Google))) comes through for me. And if they’re pushing this year old video on me I can only celebrate with joy at what they’re pushing onto children.