Decently Bangable Israeli TV MILF Calls Orthodox Heeb “Bloodsuckers,” Sits down with the Daily Rake

The Jerusalem Post:

Israeli TV presenter Galit Gutman apologized to the ultra-Orthodox community on Friday afternoon after she made controversial comments she made on live television about them earlier that morning.

“How much of a burden can be placed on a third of this country to keep all these ultra-Orthodox people who suck our blood?” Gutman said during the broadcast.

Gutman initially made these statements on Channel 12 on Friday morning while talking about the protest at Bnei Brak this week.

The TV presenter later apologized for her statements. “I would like to apologize from the bottom of my heart if I offended an entire sector of people,” Gutman said. “I love the State of Israel, and I have sharp criticism towards the representatives of the ultra-Orthodox sector in the Knesset out of concern for Israel’s future. 

“The words were said during a discussion on the government budget and the property tax fund,” she continued. “But I have no intention of offending anyone at all. I apologize to everyone who was hurt by my words.” 

The article includes a screencap of Galit Gutman modeling with her daughter. 

I really don’t even know what sort of commentary I can add to this. But don’t worry, she agreed to an interview with us, and will explain herself then. In the meantime, /OurJewess/ has been getting the same type of denunciation that we get. Unfair. SAD! Many such cases. 

Shortly after Gutman’s initial controversial statement, several coalition MKs condemned her words.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said that her statements were “ugly and inciting” and that they are “reminiscent of blasphemous statements directed against our people in the past.”

Jerusalem Mayor Moshe Lion said that such statements “have no place in the Jewish state. The ultra-Orthodox public contributes a lot to the State of Israel, whether it is through volunteering, charity organizations and increasing integration into the labor market.”

Transportation Minister Miri Regev said in response: “Shame on you Galit Gutman. There is no place in Israel for words reminiscent of antisemitic statements that belonged to the oppressors of our people. Enough incitement.”

Foreign Minister Eli Cohen stated that “Lapid’s dangerous incitement against the ultra-Orthodox permeates the media and the results of such are already visible. Let’s stop before it’s too late! The ultra-Orthodox are our brothers, they are part of the state.”

I recall seeing Netanyahu got himself in trouble years ago because of him calling orthodox Jews parasites. I may be misremembering this, as his Government has apparently given hundreds of millions of extra shekels per year for ultra-orthodox shenanigans. Then again, realpolitik is a thing, so who knows? 

Luckily, our publicist here at The Daily Rake, Esther Noseberg, was able to use her contacts in Tel Aviv to reach out to Galit Gutman. To our surprise she agreed to have a sit down with us live at The Rake Rapport.

SCENE: The Rake Rapport’s lavish news studio. Camera pans in on the immaculately handsome Dr. Shekelstein, who is playing around with some papers as he sits behind the desk. The crowd roars as the show is about to start. Dr. Shekelstein, still looking down, is unable to entirely hold in his grin at the audience applause. Finally, he holds his hand up, and the crowd noise calms down into a low simmer of enthusiasm.

Shekelstein: It’s been far too long since we had an episode of The Rake Rapport. *Crowd cheers in agreement.* Last time we put one of these on, a homeless Black man ranted about The Lion King for fifteen minutes, before being arrested for vagrancy outside our studio office. *Crowd laughs*

Today we’ve got something entirely different for you. It’s none other than Galit Gutman, the Jewess who recently made waves by criticizing the orthodox heebs in Yidsrael. She’s a fashion model and television personality, but with something between the ears, something that tells her “Jews are parasites.”

We don’t know exactly what prompted Galit Gutman to courageously speak the truth on national television, but we don’t need to speculate, as she joins us right now.

*With a flourish, Shekelstein gestures to the graceful Galit Gutman as she glides her way out of the back area with a supermodel strut, only giving the audience a quick little wink before sitting down in her chair next to the dashing Dr. Shekelstein. 

Shekelstein: Thank you for being with us tonight Galit.

Gutman: Thank you for having me. *Spoken in a surprisingly sexy voice. *

Shekelstein: Fashion model, television personality, all around beautiful person –

Gutman: And we certainly don’t have too many of those in Israel.

*Crowd laughs*

Shekelstein: I didn’t want to say it myself, Mrs. Gutman, but you don’t appear to be too, how do I say this?

Gutman: I don’t look like a typical Middle Eastern heebenrat?

Shekelstein: The second time you’ve stolen the words from my mouth before I could speak.

Gutman: Wouldn’t be the first thing that Jews have stolen. 

*Crowd roars in delight. Shekelstein’s jaw drops for a fraction of a second before he collects himself. He claps along with the audience before raising a hand to quiet them again.*

Shekelstein: Normally we butter the guests up but I see we’re getting right into it this time Mrs. Gutman. 

Gutman: I don’t think I need to explain to this kind of audience how utterly obnoxious the kikenrats can be.

Shekelstein: I think that’s a given, Galit. But it’s so rare to here these words coming out of the mouth of an Israeli, even one as Aryan appearing as yourself. 

Gutman: Oh I’m not really a Jew.

Shekelstein: I beg your pardon?

Gutman: I just pretend to be one because it’s where the money’s at. Do you really think that I could have a ginger daughter while being cursed with Juden DNA?

Shekelestein: You know I was wondering that myself. Sort of reminds me of all these White Women LARPing as Abos that we have up here in Canada. 

Gutman: Let me guess, they instantly rise to the top of their respective societies, due to being more beautiful and intelligent?

Shekelstein: You guessed it.

Gutman: Same thing over here in Yidsrael. The Jews are desperate for women who don’t need fifteen trips to Dr. Goldsmith’s plastic surgery practice just to have a nose that looks mostly homo sapien. Turns out that any White People who are accepted into their little beady eyed club instantly shoot to the top, due to more competence.

Shekelstein: And in your case, beauty.

Gutman: Shekelstein, please. *Spoken softly, and with a coquettish smile, and her fingers gently placed upon her lips.*

*Dr. Shekelstein is momentarily thrown off by her sultry performance. The crowd notices and begins to politely jeer him. He smiles, magnanimously, and lets the jeers die out before continuing.*

Shekelstein: Galit, I can’t get over you admitting to not being a Jew. You’d think with a name like Galit Gutman that you’d – 

Gutman: My actual name is Rachel Jones. 

*Gasps from audience*

Shekelstein: Rachel Jones?! What kind of name is that?

Gutman/Rachel Jones: The name given to the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, this time with a vagina.

Shekelstein: I love the spirit behind that. I’d be more floored by that line if you weren’t actually the third person to say that exact line to me after Emma Watson and Steven Crowder when he was going through a tranny faze. 

Gutman: Well in my case it’s true, and I’ve dedicated my life to subverting and destroying the nation of Israel. But *she turns to the audience* keep that between us here in this room.

*Tasteful titters*

Shekelstein: I think their lips are sealed. Is there anything that we can do to help you in your crusade against the Jews, Rachel?

Rachel Jones: I’ve managed this far on my own, I can take it from here. Just keep up the good fight with The Rake Rapport.

Shekelstein: As always, Ms. Jones.

Rachel Jones: Oh and one more thing.

Shekelstein: What would –

Rachel Jones: Death to Jews. 

SCENE: Galit Gutman/Rachel Jones delivers the last line in a soft spoken sultry tone, accompanied with a naughty little grin, the perfect mix of feminine cuteness with a touch of sexual heat. She takes a moment to look around, basking in the adulation of the crowd before standing up and waving.

Then she turns to Dr. Shekelstein. He extends his hand to hers, but she leans in quickly and pecks him on the cheek, her hand touching his chest for a moment. The touch ends, too quick to be improper, too long to be innocuous. With that she glides out as smoothly as she glides in. 

Shekelstein: One more round of applause for the gracious and beautiful Israeli Galit Gutman, and may her secret stay with us. *Waits for encore to finish*.

Speaking of beautiful Israelis, Diane Feinstein appears to have pulled through her brain infection, to our great misfortune. Is there any truth to the rumours that she’s sustained purely by the blood squeezed out of virgin foreskins? 

Shekelstein: Join us on the next Rake Rapport to find out!

SCENE: The camera pans back to the audience standing as they applaud. The outro music plays. Cut to black.