CALIFORNIA – Comedian Andy Dick was arrested at O’Neill Regional Park in Orange County Wednesday.
Dick, who had been staying in an RV at the campground with other livestreamers, was accused of sexually assaulting another man, reports said. He is charged with felony sexual battery.
That article links to a 5 hour livestream, but ain’t no one got time for that. Below is a still of the part where he’s getting arrested.
It’s just funny because there were multiple livestreamers there. So their boring livestreams that nobody ever heard of turned into much better gontent than was planned, at least by Andy.
Or was it?
No such thing as bad publicity right? Makes you wonder if Andy, being an unfunny comedian that no one likes, decided to intentionally do something that caused him to get arrested.
But then again, he’s Andy Dick. I mean, just look at him.
If Andy isn’t a homo, then my opinion of him would actually go down. I don’t think it’s in question that he wants the dick, but I don’t know if he was going for the penis or the superchat donations.
My working theory is that he, being an unfunny hack, needed to do something to keep the audience of tens, maybe even hundreds, from abandoning him. But he can’t think of anything funny to say or do, so he just repeatedly sexually assaults some guy.
We’ll never know. And hopefully this is the last I ever hear of this guy.
