Women are flocking to purchase a “designer vagina” after ultra-tight leggings have become uncomfortable or embarrassing thanks to the dreaded “camel toe.”
This is absolutely reedonkulous. There are already special clothes that are specifically designed to never show this cameltoe, no matter what. This is Unnecessary Beef Curtain Removal and I will not stand for it.
Called a labiaplasty, the procedure shrinks the labia minora — otherwise known as the flaps on the inside of the vagina — with a price tag of more than $4,000.
Dr. John Skevofilax, a chief surgeon at Signature Clinics in the UK, told Daily Mail that last year, he only performed 50 labiaplasties — yet in 2022 alone, that number’s already been beaten as of August.
Citing pain and discomfort as the reason for the surgery, Skevofilax explained how tight leggings and athleisure clothing can cause pain below the belt.
“Exercise clothing is a little bit tighter and it’s form-fitting so it does put pressure on the area,” he explained. “They experience pain, discomfort in general, chaffing … a lot of women will feel so uncomfortable that they avoid trying to wear this type of clothing.”
It’s just absurd. If it’s so uncomfortable, just wear slightly different clothes, you skank.
The cameltoe is a divine creation. It exists so that she can classily signal her sexuality to you as she walks about the house. It’s not supposed to be seen in public, and the size of her beef curtains isn’t really the issue. The issue is these sloots stretching themselves into way to tight clothes to emulate the whore Kardashian family.
But buyers beware: Some cosmetic operations can go awry.
One woman complained of losing sensation below the belt due to her botched labiaplasty, highlighting the risks of the surgery — infections, scar tissue and reduced sensitivity — as an urgent warning to women considering the procedure.
Yet even the most determined women who wish to undergo the scalpel — or laser — to relieve their crotch crisis must have a consultation to ensure they’re “making the right decisions for themselves,” said Skevofilax.
“Women should be able to wear whatever they want to wear,” he said. “If they choose tight clothing, for instance, yoga pants because they are following a specific fashion trend or just because it’s simply more fitting for this type of exercise, they should be able to do so without anxiety and ‘a bite of the lip’ of what’s to come.”
I’m amazed at how trashy our society has been made. This is not really about fitting into real workout clothes, this is about those skanks who walk around all day in yoga pants, despite never doing yoga. This is about women who feel pressured to have vaginas that look like pornstars.
Honey, trust me on this one. The man you are with should like you the way you are, excessive obesity and hygiene issues aside. You don’t need perfectly manicured beef curtains, and you don’t need to emulate the Kardashians in any way, shape or form.
