It started with “wax my female balls.” It has come to his “my male clitoris has fallen off”.
I’ll have the backstory on this Yaniv character up later.
The Beautiful Jessica Yaniv
Here’s his video confessional, reuploaded on my soon to be censored jewtube channel.
I mean, I could kind of just end this article right now, I’ll be writing the rest from a certain stupor, but I decided instead that I’ll do a transcript of his entire clit falling off journey. Buckle up buttercup, we’ve got a clitoris to find.
Transcript below.
I went to the doctors. And I went… I went to the urgent care center. And I have them do an exam on me. Aaaaaand they told me thaaaat (this guy fucking talks like a drunk) … tell me that my clitoris has fallen off. And they showed me where it did fall off. But… it’s the doctor told me that it’s like impossible for me to comprehend.
My JewTube channel will inevitably get taken down, so I can’t guarantee that you’ll be able to watch the video. For those who can’t, trust me this guy has the weirdest slurring speech patterns. On anyone else it would easily be the most repulsive thing about them.
Sooooo I goooot the guy to send, take some pictures of that area. I sent them over to my surgeon. The second surgeon. I have two surgeons who did my surgery. And… they don’t believe it. Itsssssss. Itsssssss. Not impossible but itssss so rare that something like that can happen. Because, how do I put it? The clitoris is basically the tip. The tip of my old dick? Honestly.
Yes his fake clitoris probably had a lack of bloodflow and the tissue died. Then the dead tissue fell off. The B in LGBTQQIA+ does not stand for beauty.
And like, like with the vein and everything. Like with the vein and the blood supply. So like, if that were to happen, I would be dead, because that would be bleeding out like crazy. So it doesn’t make sense. Every doctor has told me something different, and that’s why I don’t trust *sigh doctors. I don’t trust them at all.
No it wouldn’t, you moron. They fucked up the Franken-surgery and you didn’t get proper blood flow to the area, so the tissue died and then fell off. This doesn’t mean you will bleed out, because that area had no blood flow to begin with.
Uhmmm. It’s not there. I don’t know where it went. It’s not there anymore. So… I’m going tomorrow, to have a checkup by a nurse from transcare BC. That knows this stuff she’s gonna look into it with a second nurse. Two nurses are going to do a full exam on me. And, I’m really stressed out.
“Oh my god, first I can’t find my car keys, now my clitoris falls off. Could this day get any worse!?”
Things have not gone the way I wanted it to with the surgery. Uhm… I know I knowwww it looks great except it doesn’t. It’s not the result I really expected. I know it’s still healing and it’s still swollen and stuff. But it’s like, I’m four months now. Four almost five. And two weeks. But… it’s stressful. It’s really.
“It looks great except it doesn’t.” Well that does have a certain logic to it.
Kinda *inaudible. And it’s not feel so good. I feel sick like right now. I feel like paint? I haven’t eaten all day, and it’s not good. Uhm. I have to eat something. I don’t feel good. And it’s because of my sugars and… it’s my fault. It’s truly my fault. Because I’m not taking care of myself at all. Like I’m just not acting myself like completely.
Apparently according to Randbot, his clit fell off and then he couldn’t find it because his apartment is such an absolute horrorshow with garbage strewn on the ground. So it literally was him rooting through the garbage on the ground to find his clitoris.
His.
His clitoris.
Luckily he has agreed to do an interview with the Daily Rake…
