Quick Reminder that Republicans is Gay

Does anyone remember /OurFag/ George Santos?

Put your hand down, George.

For those who don’t, he was a weird mystery meat homo with an ex-wife. He also pretended to be an immigrant Jew, despite being born here as a confirmed Goy. The story was considered shocking at the time, but it turns out that Mr. Santos is roughly the seventh most homosexual Republican currently in office. 

The Daily Beast:

After leading the Tennessee state senate as it passed laws this year banning gender-affirming care for minors and all-ages drag performances, Lieutenant Governor Randy McNally (R) faced charges of hypocrisy earlier this week when he was caught leaving admiring comments on nude Instagram photos of a gay Knoxville man.

But McNally’s interest in barely clothed pictures of members of the LGBTQ community doesn’t stop with that Knoxville man, Franklyn McClur. The lieutenant governor has “liked” shirtless and swimsuit pictures of gay men and transgender women for years, according to the Instagram activity of McNally’s official verified account reviewed by The Daily Beast.

A spokesman for McNally referred The Daily Beast to a statement issued on Wednesday, in which the lieutenant governor’s office said he enjoys “interacting with constituents and Tennesseans of all religions” on social media and said he has “no intention of stopping.”

On some level, I appreciate him just coming out and saying “nah, I think I’ll stick to liking pics of naked homos. Thanks, no thanks.” 

haters gonna hate

The logical part of my brain understands that I should hate this. But the lizard part of my brain sees a Republican refuse to apologize and can’t help but enjoy this. 

Yet McNally’s Instagram favorites extend far beyond members of his own state’s LGBTQ community, touching on both influencer-level users and far smaller ones. He also favorited several revealing pictures of a transgender woman with tens of thousands of followers in Florida, and a shirtless gay man with only a couple hundred followers in California.

Randall McNally went out of his way to find pictures of homos. He was liking and favouriting niche pervert postings from small time MonkeyPox-Americans. He was a connoisseur of weird tranny softcore porn, and he loved every second of building his collection.

In an interview Thursday with Nashville’s NewsChannel5, a red-faced McNally tried to explain his headline-grabbing social media activity. McNally claimed he commented on McClur’s pictures because of a personal revelation that LGBTQ people are “still individuals and they still have value.”

“I try to encourage people with posts, and try to help them if I can,” McNally said.

“Were you trying to help this man in some sort of way?” a reporter asked him.

“Uh, just basically try to encourage him?” McNally responded.

Then McNally faced a question about why he had favorited a post in which McClur self-identified as a “HOE,” rather than a “prostitute,” who provides sexual favors for marijuana.

“I don’t recall reading the part about the weed,” McNally said.

“What about the ‘prostitute?’” the reporter asked.

“I might have read that,” McNally said.

McNally was also found favouriting a post by a New York Instagram user Underage_Johnny09, who posted himself shirtless, sucking on his thumb, and with a caption that said “looking for a Republican daddy to prolapse my anus NOW.” When asked if he had remembered favouriting that post, McNally responded, “I can’t remember all the gay shit I’ve favourited but that sounds like something I’d be into.”

These are the people who are shutting you out of the Republican Party. This IS the Republican Party. It has AIDS,  wants unsupervised access to young boys, and its avatar is Randall McNally. 

He’s sad, he’s embarrassed, he’s ashamed, and he has no intention of stopping. He’s never felt more alive and free. This is the face of troon porn addiction, and it wants young boys almost as much as it wants low taxes for billionaires and wars for Israel.

At the rate he’s going he could well turn out even gayer than Ladybug Lindsay Graham, assuming such a thing is possible.