Camryn(ey/em/eir) is a Tranny Blue Jay

I remember years ago now some tranny went on a show and also claimed to be a dragon. I think it might have been this guy.

I always used that as an example of how ridiculous these people are. After all, he isn’t a dragon just because he claims to be. And he also isn’t a woman, just because he claims to be. 

Well apparently he’s not the only trans-species weirdo abound. A friend of the site sent me yet another example of this.

Hi! My name’s Camry and I’m a member of our DID system. So Avery and I are both birds. I am a cardinal and Avery is a blue jay. So we like –

No I’m sorry Camryn I’m going to need a citation on the whole “Avery and I are birds,” claim. Our fact-checkers have been working overtime and we can find no corroborating evidence of this claim. 

We like ey/em/eir pronouns in particular because they feel even further removed from gender then they/them/theirs. And being birds, while we do have –

You keep saying “we’re birds.” I do not think that word means what you think it means. Unless what you think it means is “I’m literally a blue jay,” in which case you just have a mental illness.

And being birds, while we do have um, our own gender expression, we don’t inherently have a gender at all. And not in the way that we’re just like non-binary. It’s that like our species as like an avian human hybrid does not inherently have any kind of gender at all.

I know you want more commentary from me than that, but what am I supposed to say. It’s not a bird. It’s a schizophrenic. Any crazier and it’ll probably start watching the paranormies on a regular basis.

So you use them just like singular pronouns. Like he/him or she/her. Uh spelling and pronunciation wise it’s like they/them/theirs without the “th,” at the beginning. So the best way I think to practice is to write out um a couple of short sentences using like he him his and himself. And then go back through and erase all of those pronouns and fill them in with ey/em/eir/eirself.

How about no you mentally ill pervert.

The entitlement complex of these people is just off the charts. “I am literally a bird, now go practice writing out a few sentences with my bird pronouns. It doesn’t matter that bird pronouns are also literally “he/her,” I go by “em/eir/exorpfl, so feel free to spend the next hour of your life getting that down pat or I’ll try my hardest to get you fired you fucking shitlord.” 

It’s a good thing that the multi billion dollar propaganda agencies all keep reminding us that these people are very oppressed or we might start thinking the opposite. And that would be as factually incorrect as referring to this creature as a schizo instead of a blue jay.